man eats a "creatine bomb" just before golfing
it was a bad call

https://www.hs.fi/urheilu/art-2000011443960.html

Ben Gryffindor, 33, a golfer, swallowed a whole ball of creatine.

He noticed his creatine supplement powder packaning had one single curled ball left, it was hardened and wouldnt melt into a glass of water

He thought maybe he just swallows it whole.

The problem is dosage is usually 15 milligrams. This was now several grams.

He was shaking for the entirety of golf game but there was no worse symptoms than that.

You get 4 grams of creatinefrom eating ONE KILOGRAM of meat.

So he gots equivalent of 1kg of meat in mere seconds. Body isnt accustomed to that.

>>513686616 (OP)
Man, I'd love to eat over two pounds of meat.

>>513686616 (OP)
Every nutritionist on the planet says creatine takes hours or days to activate but I swear I feel it within seconds of consuming it. Am I fucking crazy? Its not a placebo because I don't believe it will do anything, I just get this cool flow through every region of my body moments after taking it and can think slightly clearer. I feel like a fucking schizo

>>513686616 (OP)
Okay and?
Who gives a fuck?
Did something happen or not?
No, I don't speak Finspic. I didn't read the article.

stacies are fucking godesses
i'm proud stacysexual

>>513686616 (OP)
>swallowed a whole ball of creatine
10 points to Gryffindor

>>513686616 (OP)
Did everybody golf clap?

>>513686616 (OP)
Yes there really are people as stupid as OP who doesn't know what dosages of creatine most people take.

>>513686616 (OP)
>before golfing
>Gryffindor
>33
Fake and gay masonic bullcrap

>>513686616 (OP)
>Gryffindor
retard was pretty brave ill give him that
creatine is like the most basic of supplements tho

>>513686616 (OP)
>>513686991
>Okay and?

This is our resident autistic Finn that gives us local stories from small finnish villages with less than 500 people

>>513686861
stop using creatine like some useless faggot, hop on tst for actual results

>>513686616 (OP)
An OP swallowed two gallons of nigger cum. This is what happened to his thread.

>>513686616 (OP)
Guys, if you are virgins you should avoid creatine pills.

>>513686734
I got 2 pounds of meat for you baby

>>513686616 (OP)
29 not 33
1pbtid
Bot OP

Any steak eating contest proves that this post certainly a jewish slide thread. You know what to do.

TKD