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>Jade Damarell, 32, died of blunt trauma injuries after falling from 15,500ft into a field in County Durham in April
>An experienced skydiver deliberately fell to her death in April after ending her relationship with her partner the night before, an inquest has heard.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/aug/21/experienced-skydiver-jade-damarell-deliberately-fell-to-her-death-coroner-finds
"Look at us modern women, we're so freaking happy!!1
>>513686736 (OP)I could have saved her.
Still willing to give it a shot, in fact.
>>513686736 (OP)Remember kids: once you jump, you have the rest of your life to pull the rip cord.
>>513686736 (OP)Women would rather kill themselves than settle with a sub-8/10 man.
>>513686736 (OP)>>513686854Why do these hot chicks waste their bodies? It is so selfish. That is valuable to me. I even have a meat freezer. I can make that shit last.
>new agent acquired
all the jump training looks like some average bozo uselessly fucking around with parachutes
now you can eventually halo drop her into russia and seduce putins gay lover, eventually leading to pooty poot himself
>>513686736 (OP)>could have made a killing on Onlyfans>kills herself insteadI bet she had a magnificent butthole.
>>513686736 (OP)Imagine if she had only tried BBC first she would have had something to live for.
>>513686736 (OP)>blunt traumaWomen are so weak they can't stomach a little weed
Nothing could have been done to save her.
"Parachute use did not significantly reduce death or major injury (0% for parachute v 0% for control; P>0.9). This finding was consistent across multiple subgroups."
https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094
>>513688551"Parachute use compared with a backpack control did not reduce death or major traumatic injury when used by participants jumping from aircraft "
>>513686736 (OP)The future of all 30 yo+ childless bitches.
Reminder men that you have NO obligation to bitches who won't bear kids.
Break up and go for one 10 years younger.
