what can be done about the millions if not billions of people who have been brainrotted by tiktok? there is no way there are not negative consequences of mass brainrot

>>513694966 (OP)
W-why did the water turn red?

>>513695032
he dead

Do something? Why?
It´s natural selection.

>>513695032
its shopped

Government Digital ID. We make sure everyone that uses and puts content on the internet are vetting by our intelligence agencies. Our enemies are attacking our minds and we need to put an end to it.

>>513695077
But he made it to the water

>>513694966 (OP)
there is no immediate consequence directly for you, but yeah eventually we gonna have to build camps with ovens again

>>513695032

Chum

>>513694966 (OP)
Wait till they put a chip in your brain and flash advertisement right in that shit

>>513694966 (OP)
tik tok is free speech commie

>>513694966 (OP)
>what can be done
Why the fuck should I care?

>>513695032
it wasnt minecraft water

>>513695032
When a Briton sees a pool through a balcony, he feels the necessity to jump. It is something ancestral and mystic that scientists are still studying.

>>513695189
There will be no need to advertise anything in this case. They'll just send you an impulse to buy this or that and you'll go out and buy exactly what your chip commands you to.

>>513695124
Which is actually pretty impressive. Thought he would at least partly hit the concrete.

>>513695269
Oh god goy slop every fucking day

>>513695032
>>513695077
The red was his clothing and he survived.
We've had this thread before, the guy was fine, he got out of the pool and into a car and was driven away.

Pretty slick actually.

>>513695327
He wasnt wearing any clothing retard

>>513695309
Suddenly, I am left with an URGE to buy meself and the missus a new Phone+1488!
I just know that I NEED a new LaptopBoy666!
I am CRAVING a McBugBurger and I NEED to buy 3 of them right now!

>>513695306
I thought so too I'm amazed he made it

>>513695371
He has red shorts on, we've been through this, you can find the story about it if you want.

we skibidi rizz the bombbardilo crocodillo no cap fr bruh desu ngl to u this is sigma top on god

>>513695371
What's a "clothing retard", some new brand I've never heard of?

>>513695443
>bombbardilo
Tom Bombadil?
Tom Bombadilo?

>>513695443

Why are there only about a dozen of these words?
I can't even meme properly with such a paucity of new vocabulary...

>>513695120
Ah yes, it's the chinese and iranian shills that mess with our governments and economic policies

>>513694966 (OP)
This particular problem is going to solve itself.

>>513695032
science enthusiast here. The red coloration is from blood mixing with water that was injected into the anal cavity. The gravitational acceleration & sudden deceleration caused by the interference of hitting pool water causes an explosive impulse similar to the shaped charge of an rpg7 warhead, But rather than plasma propagating into the colon it is a hydrocyclone of high pressure that causes the blood to move out of the soft tissues, in the innate quest for equalibrium.....$$

>>513695077
/thread

>>513695327
>he got out of the pool and into a car and was driven away.
Why does it feel like you're making this up?

>>513694966 (OP)
You can't do anything, except influence the people around you.
Start there.
Discourage the use of smartphones and other handheld brainrot devices

>>513695697
Newspeak has the destruction of the vocabulary as the intent, not expansion.

I'm surprised he made it. That looks like its 20-30 feet away. Not deep enough obviously

Also that isn't a tiktok vid. I'm sure this sort of thing violates their TOS

>>513695150
>Again

>>513695032
Kool aid man burst out and turned the pool into tropical punch.

>>513695032
The cringe was so strong that even water blushed with embarrassment.

>>513694966 (OP)
Pov: you are British in Spain
One universal credit user down, many more to go
Build more pools, Spain

>>513695032
Chromatic aberration.

>>513698443
the only thing violating the tiktok TOS is criticising israel

Man, hitting the bottom of a pool from that height is like hitting concrete.

>>513694966 (OP)
For me it was, lick a toilet seat in a public restroom challenge and "people" actually doing it.

>>513694966 (OP)
Let them die

>>513694966 (OP)
some Spanish guy is bringing the bantz with his Federació Balear de Balconing / Baleric Balconing Federation .. a website with all the deaths each season ranked by country as a sport league. Of course, Bongs “win” every year.

https://www.balcon.ing/

>>513699464
>the bottom of a pool
>like hitting concrete
Why yes anon I believe the concrete bottom of the pool would feel like that from any height.

>>513694966 (OP)
>someone leeps off a balcony
>nobody looks or reacts
ayyyyy

>>513699069
Funny how the uk flags never call out the pakis, it's always everything else they criticise.

>>513695224
it's old bogan genes at work, they used to live submerged in marshes for centuries

>>513694966 (OP)
I thought he was GG.

So did he survive or not? That sure looked like blood in the water at the end.
Crazy fucker.

>>513695120
foreign actor is a conspiracy theory. it is a classic excuse: it isn't our fault things are shit, it is le russians or le chinks or le nazis.

>>513700421
Sorry boss, our government has already decided it's a serious threat to our children and have acted accordingly. 'Age' verification is phase I of the Plan.

>>513699464
You'd think the solid floor would break his fall but hitting it that fast is like hitting a brick wall. Try slapping the floor next time some time and you'll see.

>>513700105
>it's old bogan genes at work, they used to live submerged in marshes for centuries

>>513694966 (OP)
Start ww3 and draft them all

>>513695124
But you see.... hitting water at that height is uhh... is not too dissimilar from uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>513694966 (OP)
Make them fight in the Thunderdome!

>>513695124
So when his shins snapped in half after hitting the bottom of the pool there wasnt much else left to happen.

>>513695032
Might have something to do with this

>>513701502
how much is that in epstein files?

>>513701502
Ooof

>>513694966 (OP)

>>513701502

>>513701124
If Muslims worship cats, and a cat is riding a pig, where does that leave the Muslim's faith in his ideology?

>>513701502
How much is that in european units?

>>513702811
>How much is that in european units?
deep enough to survive if the guy knew what he was doing.

>>513695032
Nerve gas.

>>513694966 (OP)
Hitting water from that height is like hitting water from that height.

>>513699464
kek

>>513701502
The pool depth at the base of our local 10m platform is 20ft. Even with a perfect entry your feet only reach about 15ft under water. It looks like this idiot is four floors up, so about 32ft, and had a shitty landing. He likely hit the bottom but not with enough force to kill himself.

>>513695120
Great idea to make sure no anti-semitic posts are made comrade!

>>513703306
I don't think it's a linear relationship. I also doubt he died on impact, he probably only snapped his shins. The shock would probably kill him though. Also I wonder if his shins snapped like bredsticks or of they where shunted up pushing his upper leg into his arse?

>>513696176
Scientist here. What the fuck did I just read, you cargo cultist?

>>513696288
>Why does it feel like you're making this up?

>>513704363
He probably did get out of the pool ... and straight into a body bag

>>513695120
What an excellent way to overwhelm intelligence agencies beyond any theoretically plausibly tenable capacity.

>>513695032
>>513695077
>>513699862

https://www.instagram.com/p/DAvq66MRrPO/

I guess we have to post this everytime now. His name is MattsJumps and hes done this for years now, and no he didnt die

>>513695032
he didnt press [spacebar] when he landed in the water to float up

>>513695032
Nerve gas.