Give it to me straight /pol/, what does this mean?

I have no idea, what the fuck even is that

>>513702649 (OP)
It means youre having a nigger child

Probably pregnant. Test again in a week.
If white:
Congratulations!
In non-white:
In sweden you can get an abortion up until 18 weeks, so hurry up!

>>513702649 (OP)
YWNBAW

>>513702759
You sure knows alot about niggers

>>513702649 (OP)
Get a paternity test when the babs born

>>513702649 (OP)
you're going to start throwing up in the morning and eventually squeeze out a brown child that you will raise alone. congrats.

It means you are pregnant, congratulations

>>513702996
>>513703228
>>513703289
I found these after my gf went to the bathroom

>>513702649 (OP)
It means you came too deep into that somali nigress you imported into your first world frosty town.

>>513703410
then you need to marry her so as to not sire a bastard. you've made your bed not its time to lay in it.

>>513702649 (OP)
it means you are a circumcised tranny (aka a jew)

as a man it means you have cancer in your balls

>>513702649 (OP)
You have ball cancer, faggot

>>513702649 (OP)
It means the bull breeding session was a success

>>513703410
Just look up the instructions for that brand
Also, some test strip indicators will show false positives after so long and are supposed to be read within a certain time frame.
This is certainly the last place I would go for advice on woman stuff

>>513702649 (OP)
it is a baby blue

>>513703529
Is this why you japs can't have kids?

>>513702649 (OP)
If your pee sets off the pregger bar you have prostate cancer. Not sure why we don't use something like this instead of fingering bums.

>>513704253
bumfingering is the preferred method of course. for all parties.

>>513703410
See this post Swedebro >>513703812.

Have you and the gf been trying for a kid (i.e. no condom/birth control)?
I'm guessing not, but thought I'd ask.

Best thing could be just to confront her with them, saying you found them in the bathroom.

what do you want us to say grats or something? this isn't reddit nor is it politics. fuck off.

>>513702649 (OP)
Pregnant.

Don't worry, anon. Abortions are way easier since they overturned roe. You can literally just order the pills online now instead of having to go somewhere and do ultrasounds and all of that shit.

I wasn’t sure either OP.

It’s the greatest thing, don’t waste it.

>>513702649 (OP)
covid. never forget

>>513702649 (OP)
You’re not pregnant

>>513704356
Just seems like we'd have come up with something else by now

>>513703507
>Getting married in 2025

>>513704717
im not going to check but it would surprise me if there were not several other tests for it. but, if the doc can detect a main symptom with a quick slip of his finger then it seems pretty efficient as a starting point.

>>513703507
Lmao, no way without knowing with 100% certainty the kid is mine.
We live in the worst times EVER to trust a w*man.

>>513704770
once you've living together and have a child you're pretty much legally married anyway in most countries anon. the thing about marriage is that, provided you teach your wife properly about it, and that you have not managed to get yourself involved with someone who has no respect for basic things like honoring promises, you at least stand a better chance of a more committed relationship. its precisely the lack of overt commitment which is the problem these days.

>>513704962
if you have doubts then there are foundational problems in the relationship already im sad to say. its constructing relationships like this in the first place that causes to many problem.

>>513702649 (OP)
Not pregnant, but check thyroid as there might be some hormonal issues.

>>513702649 (OP)
It means preggers, congrats. Make sure the mother drinks distilled water, avoids seed oils, stops all prescriptions, and eats very well. Maximize health and minimize any chance of autism or other defects, whether you want a baby or not

>>513705218
Just don't have your kid vaccinated for anything.
Not even one.
Being stabbed by a doctor makes the baby feel abandoned by the mother, and if the mother holds the baby when that happens there's an immediate breach of trust which will never recover.
That's where the autism comes from.

>>513702649 (OP)
You have Covid.

>>513702649 (OP)
if pregnant it shows a Plus.
I can't see a plus only a single line.
but that doesnt mean she's not preggo. she should di a blood test.

>>513703410
>my gf
no matter, you're still pregnant

>>513705218
I will make sure of that, the last thing I want is a downie

>>513705218
Tbf george lucas or some fag he hired created that outfit

there are no eggs in your colon
congrats, you have to take a cumshit

>>513709292
doesn't have to be distilled water, but watch whats in the water you're drinking for sure. if you're in a fluoridated area (if thats a thing for you) then consider an alternate source. we've avoided all vaccinations so far (kids are 8 and 6) and the kids get basically zero shit food (candy, chips/crisps, pre made store bought food and so on, definitely no sodas) apart from once or twice a month for a special treat.
i tried my best to keep my wife away from all chemical and loud noises through the pregnancy (we work in agriculture, so id do any tractor work, spraying etc).

a tip for near the birth - if she's over due try having sex with her a few times. cooming in her can set the birth off so they wont try to give here any funny chemicals. minimize ultra sounds too if you can because that can shock the fuck out of the kid.

best of luck. everything will be ok!

>>513705218
Would rub my pencil on her chest until the ink comes out