Why did this trigger /pol/ so much and how is it political?

How many times have you been raped by Muhammad today?

>>513732274 (OP)
Russia loses vatnik.

Cracker Barrel brand exposure increased by 1000%. It works every time.

>>513732274 (OP)
They keep systematically destroying our culture

>NOO STOP REBRANDING OUR SLOP YOU'RE KILLING WHITE CULTURE
lmfao

Our race doesn't have much to hold on to.

It signifies right wing victory in the culture war as even Democrats are bending the knee.

>>513732437
So they get a brief spike in "brand exposure", which does not at all correlate to revenue, for one news cycle in exchange for destroying their entire brand identity.
Maybe if you're trying to hide losses for a quarter because you have a bonus on the line that's a good strategy.

>>513732274 (OP)
It doesn't just trigger /pol/, no one likes going from SOVLFVL to soulless.

>>513732274 (OP)
A lot of people grew up going to cracker barrel as a special thing as a kid, so it's nostalgic and people don't like when you change things that give them nostalgia. Plus it really does look worse, less character more corporate.

>>513732274 (OP)
As long as they keep good service, good food, and reasonable prices then Honkey Barn will survive the new sign. Traditional American food is good stuff like fried chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans, and a jelly roll, they don't call us dough boys for nothing

>>513732274 (OP)
No more Cracker no more Barrel

>>513732274 (OP)
>why
because number 1 technique for commie infiltrators is to destroy the past

>>513733674
Lots of logos change and get shitty. Why did this one cause so much outrage?

>>513733739
Because it's cracker barrel man.

It's political because the hysteria around what corporations do and the delusion that it's even remotely related in any way to actual real politics or the important human stories that define our lives is an interesting observation about the shambolic state of contemporary politics in the 21st century.

They got you talking about fucking corporate logos while the sitting POTUS is talking about invading Venezuela / Mexico / Brazil / Russia; in the midst of a slow-burn congressional-senate shit-smear-storm about alien life and the scandalous handling of first contact by the US deep state, and the ensuing atrociously poor decisions which followed, that we -- as a fucking species -- don't have a legal framework big enough, or levies of treason wide enough, to even prosecute; not to mention the Epstein scandal and its obvious seismic ruptures that have sent the US political pyramid scattering like cats to try and get ahead of and the implications thereof; what else have I missed? The ongoing genocide, vaccine damages, the fact the USA bombed Iran, the deafening silence in response to questions about COVID-19 answers, the reverse-Mayflower mass mass-migration event from India, the artifical intelligence situation and the glee with which American corporations are selling the human soul down the river not to mention people's jobs... oh God is that really all of it? What else? Doubtless more but that's a little hors d'oeuvre taster for you

But sure dude the fucking Cracker Barrel (who?) logo is way important

>>513734098
I don't get the hype

>>513734257
Cracker barrel is like an icon of small town America. It has an atmosphere that other places don't and that's what people like about it.
When you go to cracker barrel you walk in through a gift shop or all these old-timey knick-knacks like bags of marbles and old checkers boards, then you get seated and order and all that shit, then after you eat you play a game of checkers on the old style checker boards right outside the front door, it's a whole thing, it's more than just going to a restaurant.
Im not mad, but I will say theyre going to lose business if they keep changing it. The atmosphere is what people went for, not the food.

>>513732746
Dude they destroyed their brand identity a few years ago when they lowered the quality of their food and turned it into cheap cafeteria slop. Nobody wants to eat there anymore because it's disgusting, not because the vibe slightly changed or whatever.

>>513732274 (OP)
>>513732437
Classic enshittification. Their brand will disappear and they'll blame millennials or zoomers for "just not getting it".

I got sick eating the chicken fried steak there about 15 years ago. Never been since.

>>513732274 (OP)
Why do this trigger you?

>>513732274 (OP)
I never ate that slop so don’t give a fuck. The bass pro shop logo change is actually offensive

>>513732274 (OP)
they turned it into some Scandinavian Ikea like soulless slop, americans may be white (some) but not Scandinavian white

>>513732274 (OP)
Cause the vibe is America. You walk in and see muskets and old times American stuff

>>513733739
see also - land o lakes butter, aunt jemima, uncle bens rice etc etc etc

>>513732274 (OP)
are you sure starmer allowes you to post here?
Better leave quick before he sees you and sends you to your room and grounds you, you children in the uk.

>>513732437
>>513732274 (OP)
The ceo or whatever is a dumb bitch with crazy eyes. Never trust a woman. A woman should only be in charge of a grocery list and even that's a stretch. Also this is only to sell off cracker barrel over time until it goes bankrupt. This was their outcome. I never ate there again once they supported lgbt and trans shit on their Twitter. Glad I don't dodged that bullet

>>513732274 (OP)
Someone took a massive short position on CB knowing the rebrand reveal was coming (not secret news).
They fired up the social media bot farms, had those bots light the kindling to bait the right wingers into taking up the torch for them, then sat back, watched the conservative alt media machine desperately milk the topic of every drop, and raked in a massive return on their short position.
All as planned.

I've never been there but one time when I ate there I shit my pants on purpose and it didn't change the odor of the store.

>>513732274 (OP)
People on /pol/ are cretinous subhumans driven solely by that great font of idiocy: nostalgia.

>>513732274 (OP)
Wtf is Cracker Barrel? Fast food chain? And why are people mad, they just made a minimalist version of the logo. Imagine if they made the guy trans

>>513732437
True. I haven't thought about Cracker Barrel in years. Now I want French toast.

>>513732437
Letting in browns who think like this is the countries demise

>>513737115
Cracker barrel fired brads wife a few years ago and has gone to shit ever since.

Fried pork chops are the white man's God-given slop!

LOL LMAO

>>513732274 (OP)
Hey indian, read the rules. /pol/ isn't "political" you fucking preddit new fag it is politically incorrect.
You subhumans really are worse than the bots and glowniggers.

Peak white fragility on display

>WHERE MY CRACKER AT? HOW CAN THEY CALL IT CRACKER BARREL WHEN THEY REMOVED THE HONKEY. THIS IS WOKE.

>>513734974
And yet they are still somehow in business. Lord knows it's not the food drawing people in. The vibes are literally the only reason they haven't gone under.

>>513732274 (OP)
It's just traditional conservative misdirection/distraction bullshit. All they ever had was the culture war. No policies, no plans, just "owning the libs." Now that the world is on fire and the economy is taking, they know all they can do is distract their braindead base with horseshit like this. It's all they've been talking about on Fox News, because they're quickly running out of ways to spin Trump's objective failures.

They changed the interior, that's worse than the sign

>>513734257
I've never been to one but the ham, burger and pancakes look good, would consume.

>>513732274 (OP)
Cracker barrel was acquired by private equity and they're currently in the process of making it look like a department store because it's cheaper and easier to decorate and anyone that could tell the CEO she's a fucking idiot is long gone.

why did /pol/ do this??

>>513732274 (OP)
Simplified logos are awful, that's all you need to know. Everything was better when logos were interesting and different from each other. The millennial generation has been a disaster for the human race.

>>513732274 (OP)
I have never gone to a cracker barrel once in my life and likely never will.
I just like shitposting.

>>513732274 (OP)
They even fucked the font, absolute subhumans...

Introducing their new spokesperson!

After such a successful campaign for Budweiser, Dylan is slated to help boost revenue for Cracker Barrel.

>>513732274 (OP)
This is the new logo

>>513732274 (OP)

>>513738441
They don't have the cash to do anything right now. This is all just keeping up appearances as they drain the company until end game.

>>513737115
People have posted pics of before after inside, they made it shit, and the food has supposedly gone to shit too, the new shitted up logo is just the cherry on top.

>>513732274 (OP)
just more forced divisive dumbshit from Amerifarts, most retarded faggot worshiping nation ruled by pedo Jews out there, next thread.

>>513739082
oh and they were/are doing the dei thing, Whites shouldn't be eating there for any reason.

>>513732274 (OP)
They might as well rename it Monkey Barrell.

>>513734974
Beats Dutch cuisine.

>>513734749
no it's not, it's a crude mockery/parody and it always has been

>>513732274 (OP)
>Why did this trigger /pol/ so much and how is it political?
It has triggered a lot of people outside /pol/ too. It's one of the main topics on right-wing radio this week. Apparently the stock price is tanking too, and you can't blame that on a few crazy malaysian basket-weavers.

>>513739795
its the new distraction so the chud media doesn't have to talk about trumps 35% approval rating

>>513732274 (OP)
I’m just going zzzzz. All of them closed in twin cities Minnesota.

>>513733739
>but they only changed the logo!
Where ever you are getting your news from sucks.
They are completely changing the stores too. The walls of the restaurant were covered with all sorts of nostalgia "flair", and they had rocking chairs in front of the place. Now they're changing into a bland 2010s faux-farm muted blandness.
This is more of the blanding that erased Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben, companies of which had black people as mascots because they were the ones who made the business in the first place. Can't have successful black people without white leftists to make them succeed!

>>513732274 (OP)
>used to have friends like this, and grew up in a trailer park
>fun losers but drank and did drugs all the time
>fun when I was 18, then stopped hanging with them at 25, now I’m 40 and most of those guys are dead
I truly feel for these guys but they create their own problems. I’m also gay and have gay sex, with gay men. These men are 100% homothugs and are as sweet as a sugarplum. They love to spread open my tight bussy with their massive, grithy_thick, long black cocks. One time I got DP’d by some ghetto big dicks and my asshole tore. They came inside my ass and it just spewed thick cum and I farted it out on my way home ruining my undies with blood, poop and cumz. Mg favorite is. Trans princess from Colombia, she’s thick and T H I CC with some big boobies, big ass and a girthy cock that stretches me nice and good. Problem is, she fucked my gf so good, she left me and my gf didn’t think I was a man anymore after making cummies while getting plowed and unironically the ahego face. God I’m so gay and lonely.

>>513738350
I had chicken fried steak at one last year, holy crap it was awesome.

>>513740002
ok pajeetstein

>>513740391
you are a nigger

>>513732383
Fibbity bibbity like always

FUCK CORPO SLOP

>>513740940
so definitely pajeet then?

>>513741790
I am aryan, you are a mutt.

>>513742369
all meme flags are jews
hello juden

>>513742537
>roof roof
>bark bark

>>513739750
The food they serve is the same food we eat for dinner at our houses (or at least it was according to this thread, I haven't been in a while), the shit they have in the gift shop is stuff most us grew up with, the bull heads on the wall, the music they play, the interior design looking almost like a cabin, it's pretty accurate to me man.

>>513732274 (OP)

/pol/ is retarded

>>513732274 (OP)
isn't it interesting how this came up just days after a certain cyber defense director got arrested and released for certain crimes? boy that shit got memory holed like fucking instantly

>>513739621
Bitterballen and kibbeling are the fucking shit I have no idea what you’re on about, toothpaste boy

>>513742726
kek

>>513732274 (OP)
The last bastion of white men has fallen or something.

>>513737115
Some restaurant that had the decór of that redneck uncle Americans had who lived in the middle of nowhere changed the decór to what the childless urban Melleni woman that inherited everything from said uncle would do. Bland fashionable grey and white with less junk in the walls. Some White female CEO ordered it. Customers are upset. Even some black influencer said he doesn’t want to eat there anymore because he felt comfort in the racism you could previously assume.

It is goyslop, though. It used to be better. I think the largest owner is the NYC teacher’s pension fund.

>>513732274 (OP)
Burn the woman
Burn the jew