We're getting fined 20 gazillion ((Euros)) a day so we might as well get our monies worth. I'll start. Keir Starmer rapes young Ukrainian boys but first he glues pubes to their faces and proclaims them Muhammad.

Imagine these yellow vested cross guards coming to your house. They'd probably say something about not having an Englishman mocking loicense. They're small and fat, something you'd discover under a log as a child. Fat and grubby. You won't know if it's a troon or a dyke but it will respond with "innit" regardless. You'll notice the Masonic imagery on their hats.