Thread 513776922

Shrimp are radioactive now. Great.
We spent all that time and energy keeping Iran from getting nuclear energy when the real threat was all around us.
What are the political shrimplications?
Will the shrimp be building the next nuclear bomb out of pure prawntonium?
Will they drop a Little Po Boy on us?
What do we do about the bullet shrimp?
How do we prepare for Captain D-Day?
Will there be a Red Lobster Scare? We'll be fission em out of our government for years.

Ohh... octopusisters? I don't feel so good.

>>513776922 (OP)
Is Iran enriching shrimp now?

>>513776922 (OP)
bananas are radioactive too

Biden did this during the last days of his presidency btw

>>513776922 (OP)
The radioactivity gives the shrimp a distinct tang thoughbeit which may, in fact, make the health downsides worth it in the long term.

>>513776922 (OP)
bubba gump was a sleeper cell all along

>>513776922 (OP)
Aren't prawns known for their iodine?

>>513776922 (OP)
I'm guessing they fucked up with the radioactive sterilization.

>>513776922 (OP)
Grorious Nippon rereases only safe water from Fukushima to the ocean. Arr measurements confirmed safe rever, no need to come and check yourserf.

>>513776922 (OP)
Nothing you aren't already used to goyslop pigfeed eating cunt

>>513776922 (OP)
What would be your shrimp superpower?

>>513776922 (OP)
Fukushima getting back at Americans for Hiroshima&Nagasaki

I'm starting to think re-calling and tossing millions of bounds of food is a business model market all by itself.

Article link because OP is a bag old faggot:
https://www.livescience.com/health/food-diet/fda-issues-warning-over-possible-radioactive-shrimp

Tl;dr: some shipping containers containing shrimp from Indonesia were found containing radioactive cesium (yes, this is a common byproduct of nuclear fission and not nearly as common in nature).
Two distributors to a handful of states were affected, all sourced from Indonesia.