>Government plans to overhaul asylum appeals system
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg4xp4ywk47o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>Worker who died at funfair 'will be loved endlessly'
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2djy596rezo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>Boy, 15, and man held over restaurant 'arson attack'
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1dxy4e9q49o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>Pub and travel bans proposed under sentencing rule changes
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ypej14j2xo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>Costumes and colour fill the streets for Notting Hill Carnival
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg47peld02o?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>UK could hit 30C on bank holiday Monday ahead of rain
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj6yp0j7znxo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>Bands boycott music festival after group 'cut off'
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1jnyrk07ndo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>Racist abuse arrest after flags painted on homes
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn43rxk0gdlo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss

>>513891504
Why's that lad?

>>513891482 (OP)
Ew. Grubby links.

>>513891553
Because you're a fat ugly tosser who no woman would go near. Not even a "trAd rAcisT" one.

My fucking links... felted....
>>513891553
There's no other succinct way to say it... Civic related protests are gay and fundamentally evil

my mate (work colleague, the closest thing I have to a mate) just invited me out for a pint
on a Sunday fucking night
I don't care it's a bank holiday, that's obscene.

Tomorrow should be fun.

>>513891808
Think you're the weird one lad.

>>513891808
See you later

I miss josh . Why did he leave?

>>513891553
NPC CCTV convention

>>513891808
Go on lad. Have a cheeky 9pm pint.

almost the time for glownonce punch and judy show

Imagine my shock when reform win and then just do absolutely nothing

>>513891808
he's looking for money for packet

alri la

>>513891771
I've had sex
>>513891802
Think it might be aight
>>513891852
They film my face every time I go to the supermarket

>>513891482 (OP)
>A bunch of links to a communist propaganda site
>They're literally his RSS feed
Fucking hell man. Does your black boyfriend peg you with a Labour-branded Dragon Dick too.

Who killed Darnell Simmons?

>>513891814
elaborate?

>>513891843
alri la

>>513891808
L'khaim
Go drink

>>513891896
To be fair, doing nothing would be better than what the government normally does.

>>513891808
you should go, and sus out his power level

>>513891984
Not the same at all

Fixed it, no more shitty links.
>>513891984
If you're happy with wasting your time and energy and supporting your enemies then sure go for it.

>>513891883
Spam gang is in

Filtering forenflags should be SOP.
>>513892129
Never leaves.

>>513892031
Carnival.

sick of it

>>513891896
Did you see Farage's tweet today?
https://x.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1959678712204714212

>>513892058
>>513892067
Might go anyway.

>>513891896
they'll do worse than nothing
they're running the 10 councils they won like a bunch of retards
look at the list of councillors they've already lost ranging from naughty tweets, to pussing out because they thought they wouldn't win, to not disclosing details making them ineligible (apparently you can't be a councillor if you're part of the RAF or a council worker already), and more
(bear in mind 3 more have left since this post was made)

then bear in mind despite wanting to imitate DOGE these by-elections all cost tens of thousands of pounds, to which they lost all except one. that on top of them doubling/tripling expenses allowances because you've got to spend money to save money I suppose?
then on top of all that Kent Council said they'll need visas for healthcare workers, thus abandoning their entire fucking raison d'etre

nah I'm not impressed at all
genuinely perplexed how they're on 1/3 of the vote other than the fact it's the "fuck you labcon" button

>>513892036
are bars open on friday nights in Israel?

https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

>>513892167
oh yeah
everyone's partying around here today
no stabbings though kek

>>513892235
I hate how easy it is to see up the political script these days once you remove yourself from the Punch & Judy show for a bit.
I can already see it, Reform touts the "wins", Americanises us further, "Deports" 100,000 whilst bringing in a million a year just like this Government and the Government before it.
I am glad I only come here exceedingly rarely these days.
There is nothing new under the sun.

>>513892219
Dire

>>513891808
go on you'll enjoy it, don't be miserable

>>513892219
>https://x.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1959678712204714212
Thanks , that's my dose of over-cringe for today

>>513891808
Ngl if I received the invitation to go out for a pint at 9pm I'd tell them to fuck off
Not in second year anymore

>>513892431
>"Deports" 100,000
Chance would be a fine thing, we'd be lucky to even get that

I don't believe in Josh-in-the-flesh.
We are all anonymous, any one and everyone of us could be josh, perhaps we are. Maybe it's we who aren't real, just characters in a dream josh is having.
Maybe it's just a set of metaphysics helping to guide us in the right way, like an ensemble of stories and tales cherishing our values that we tell to kids so they will behave.
Maybe it's just a tradition we are carrying but it brought us so far...
I do believe in josh, capital J, Josh. But I will not lie and say i believe in Josh-in-the-flesh.

>>513892653
"Mass Deportations"
It'll be a pultry amount to the sheer level of demographic nuking the successive Governments have inflicted upon the masses.

Any good comfy mmorpgs about these days? Been playing Albion for a few days but it feels like its designed to be the biggest timesink as possible and its full of gibbering arab spastics.

>>513892593
10pm bedtime oldtimer?

>In all seriousness can someone try to explain what was going through the minds of ancient old dinosaur conservative white male MPs when they decided to vote for a literal nigerian african immigrant woman as their leader?
"She's black (she's black)"

Any political attempt at mass deportations would be blocked by the civil service

>>513892735
ESO is a favourite of mine, gonna go back to it soon

>>513892745
To be fair as a blue collar wagie, I normally sleep around that

>>513892735
FFXIV.

>>513892722
>pultry amount
*poultry

I think it's about time for an american king.

>>513892264
Yes
Most of that type of industry aren't kosher, tel aviv is proudly non kosher... Restaurants etc, mostly non kosher (the high end is rarely kosher)

>>513892735
quite vidya games at 18 (last game played was Fallout 4) because life already moves by too quickly and video games exacerbate that horrible feeling

Only time I've had the ol' "FOMO" was Red Dead 2 which I hear was the best game ever.
Shall feel it again with GTA next year but I'll resist.

>>513892745
Well yeah but that's not even the point really
Say it'll take an hour to get ready and get there
What's the play then, have a pint and go home? Last orders will be at 10:30. Hardly worth the effort

>>513892843
what if I wanted a pork sandiwhich and a beer in Jerusalem?

how about Hebron?

>>513892818
11 is better and there's less trannys

>>513892735
Did a few months in wow classic but it's an acquired taste really

How can the state even ban you from going to the pub? Like if you're friends with the gaffer and they haven't given you an ankle bracelet how is the increasingly out of control police going to enforce that?

>>513892819
Killing myself.

>>513892819
let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast, for it is the number of hen. Its number is cluck hundred and cluckty cluck

>>513892219
I'm not watching that.

>>513892735
>timesink
That's what no lifes require from games nowadays, they just want to be rewarded for time served, it makes playing most games casually impossible.

>>513892812
Fair.
>>513892819
You now remember the Parsons Nose arc.
>>513892861
Oh fuck that then. If you were a few minutes walk away then yeah fine, but if you need to powder your nose and take half an hour to choose what dress to wear ontop of the taxi? Not worth it.
>>513892914
Haven't seen any tranny's

>>513892906
>Jerusalem
There is a tiny portion where they are allowed to be non-kosher and open on shabbat (where students get drunk, that area) and every single motherfucking business there go above and beyond to 'justify' the allocation and sell bacon on stuff lol. Pizza? Yes, but with bacon. Asian? Yes but with all squids and shit... Etc

>Hebron
Nigga is you cray-cray?
Some of us are trying to not get killed. Shit.

why do white boys come bottom of the gcse and a level tables
it was like this 10 years ago when I left school

Since sixth form ended, everyone I interact with is either Tarquin or brown. Whenever I meet a white working class like myself it's like coming across a unicorn.

>>513893054
It's as bad as you think it is, honestly Farage is a fucking joke.
At the time the country is crying out for serious politicians to fix the country and so many are putting their faith in Farage (not me) he's selling football shirts of Reform and putting out AI slop videos of being surrounded by Niggers and singing hip hop/ rap.

>>513892235
>hen bear in mind despite wanting to imitate DOGE these by-elections all cost tens of thousands of pounds, to which they lost all except one. that on top of them doubling/tripling expenses allowances because you've got to spend money to save money I suppose?
Elaborate on this point, not quite sure what you're getting at
Don't forget that Reform council that said it would prosecute flaggers. I suspect that's due to permanent staff tacitly threatening Reform representatives that they will be legally liable if they choose to ignore it, rather than them doing it of their own initiative, but that doesn't bode well for the backbone available to the party when bigger fights come in the Commons or in government.
Also there was the recent Telegraph interview with David "PrEP the" Bull which was bad, like really bad.

>>513892219
fucking state of that boomer slop

dire times ahead for this country

>>513893155
>hebron
lmao I mixed it up with Haifa
"jerusalem prays, tel aviv parties and haifa does business" is the saying

>met some friends of friends
>they're female so lib, naturally
>they absolutely HAVE to shit test me about far right politics
Tiring desu just said I don't follow politics

>>513893236
this exemplifies it

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg6r7vyz4zo

Just the fact they're proudly lauding how much they pinch pennies but if you tally up the councillor by-elections they've catalysed (bear in mind the election was in fucking May) - you're hitting hundreds of thousands
And all except one (deservedly) resulted in defeat.

Farage boasted about his vetting pre-2024 election, then said he had been stitched up in some odd conspiracy on that 1 on 1 with Fiona Bruce, then flashforward a year and he's still getting retards by the boatload getting elected to posts.
Seems like with Reform your choices are half-compentent ex-tories (bleurgh) or completely incompetent salt of th earth types

>>513893496
I bet they were mad at when you told them foids were property and their opinions on politics were neither desired nor required

https://xcancel.com/SlothBracelet/status/1959612463889936820#m
>A helpful guide

Josh is literally a paedophile, he posts CP in /uhg/ then has a melty when he gets spotted doing it.

>>513893496
I hate women. They all deserve to be kicked and punched. Fucking grotty slags should've told them to go suck a niggers cock if they hate their ancestors so much

>>513893496
in my experience, even when young girls are supposedly passionate about politics, they reveal themselves to be braindead at 1% pushback because they're in a bubble 24/7
that's not to say rightoids are geniuses but it's pretty difficult to evade criticism of your views if you're below a certain age which galavanises you to an extent

just funny seeing them getting an ounce of opposition and them having an anyeurism
vgh I miss the politics society at uni

>>513893236
>>513893587
I would feel outrage but I know my local Labour councillors during covid spent £12k each on going to the Caribbean for a 'Climate emergency' fact finding mission.
They also gifted themselves £50k Mercs as they said it was more 'cost effective' than getting taxis.

>>513893661
>wnakpuffin

good grief, absolute state of lefties

>>513893819
they're all scum
I think it stings a bit more with Reform though because there is a microcosm of hope with them to be different, so you still have the capacity to be disappointed
most people gave up on labour and tories looong ago

Why is there two fucking threads? Can we not do anything right? I’ve been posting in the other one about eating Josh’s dead mums dead worm filled pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner but everyone’s in here

>loud boom
>all the cars in the street go off
Erm...

>>513894074
DEI hires flying supersonic jets

>>513893939
>give your head a wobble cockwomble

>>513893939
>cockwomble
>bollockgobbler
>wankpuffin
>hope you step on a lego
mad that remainer centre lefties have their own language when it comes to insults

>>513893661
>Disgusting communist betrays his treasonous nature
Get out of my country if you don't like it.

>>513893587
That case does strike me as being a negative of our archaic non 1789/1848 reformed system, roles should have standardised pay and not allowances and maybe the allowances have been lagging behind due to it being the amusement of apolitical local party gentry up until now so I'm hesitant to condemn. Same with them contesting elections, democracy costs, c'est la vie.
Reform's vetting has been dogshit, like atrocious. Getting retards elected to posts was kinda the point to just get loyalists in to battering ram down the status quo but then the central party immediately disowns them. Plus they've likely scared off decent candidates after the Lowe debacle. Plus Tice boasted about using HNH for vetting and so did Gawain for UKIP and now he's on the leadership board.
There was a Reform council that cut some environmental protection spending (not sure how genuine) just to spend it instead on SPEND spastics when everyone knows that's a grift. Problem is council toothlessness so it all becomes theatre in terms of spending

>>513894001
hmm
perhaps it's best you stay over there sweetheart xx

>>513894128
Not seeing anything on flight radar

>>513894001
>Why is there two fucking threads?
Slow down conversation, spread people about and bore them off, the nonce dies it when he's not getting enough yous, so he tries to ruin it, jannies should close one but they're complicit

>>513894222
It's because they can't use actual slurs or insults

>>513894299
That's no surprise, you think all military flights are public knowledge?

>>513892219

>>513894265
they also lost 50% of the MPs they won last July
they can't do anything right

mind you I downloaded the quarterly expenditure pdf of my local council and a third of the entries on there were Deliveroo/JustEats

bring in a sandwich and crisps from home you cunts

>>513894222
Got these lot down to a T. Dwindling testosterone levels, fixation with star wars and receding hair lines

https://youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ

>>513893661
>Do you need permission from a PIP claiming redditfag lefty?
no, no you do not.

>>513894464
>dwindling testosterone levels
>receding hair lines
don't these two things contradict

>>513892735
shower with dad simulator

>>513894358
Thought they were supposed to beoperatingwith transparency these days

slobdan having a meltdown in the other thread kek.

>>513894504
>testosterone makes you bald
Lmao do people believe this baldy cope?

>>513894222
>hope you step on a Lego you cunt
posted this on Facebook in 2012 and got bare likes

>>513894463
>they also lost 50% of the MPs they won last July
That's actually a hilarious statistic. They've also lost 20% of their total MPs, and I suspect that Pochin will be out before too long. People saying they'll be the next government are deluding themselves that 4 years isn't an eternity in politics and that they're incredibly unstable (their heckin professional chairman literally had a public melty) so odds on the party will disintegrate before 2029

The wonderful world of British insults is a bottomless pit of joy. There's so many hilarious ones, but my new favorite has got to be jobsworth. Because Britain has such a problem with TV loicencing types that you have to have a word for that

>>513894597
>boring josh larp
filtered

>>513892735
Age of Empires 2

>>513894595
I don't condone TRANNARDS but I'm quite blown away how SOME go from George Costanza to Rapunzel from a few boytit pills.
If being transgender from the forehead up was a thing I'd absolutely be one of those.

But seems like the boytits come as a package deal. sad.

>>513894595
this lol
DHT doesn’t make you bald either
imagine chemically neutering yourself by taking DHT blockers just because you’re afraid of being a badly lmao

>>513894648
>20% of their total MPs
40%

>>513894715
What the fuck are you on about?

>>513893234
He is what he is.

>>513894760
I want GIRL HAIR without BOY TITS
I'm not a tranny but I want tranny hair
This is very simple.

>>513893316
Oh cool, nifty saying, somewhat apt
Haifa I've been in much much less than the others. I understand the saying because haifa is a mixed city, tel aviv has Yafo nearby (jaffa)... Most actual business is Ramat gan area (urban continuation of tel aviv and fucking bnei-brak, THE shtetl. In the middle of both is ramat gan and the stock exchange etc)
Haifa is beautiful but I'll never want to live there, too close of a contact with the... Erhhem, colorful locals... It's the city for the Galilee area, lush green area which works because the different villages/towns/kibbutzim are selective (voluntarily segregated, druze/muslims/jews don't want to mix and mingle), so the mixed metro city in the area is the worst of all those worlds imo. It's probably like tel aviv in kosher practices with much less woke virtue signaling, the people from Haifa are a bit off

A paraphrase
Jerusalem is all the past, Tel aviv is all that is future and Haifa is down right dangerous

Peados look out, English girls are taking matters into their own hands.

>>513894811
Having long hair is "tranny" now?
Do you hear yourself?

Someone give me a good opener on tinder for a decent but basic looking bird with no bio

>>513894845
Look like a pair of gypsy scrotes

>>513892219
>Cat check: This video is AI

>>513891482 (OP)

ultraviolence soon.

>>513894845

i thought the flags were about womens football

>>513894845
kinda based but judging by the fact that that other girl was let out of the house in just a pair of fucking knickers, I can guess what sort of crackhouses these kids come from.
>also that chain
Sorta look like gypos

>>513894863
above a certain age?
yeah it's difficult to maintain that
DHT is a killer
>>513894814
interesting
seems like the ideal goldilocks zone
a Haifa house and an Avigdor Lieberman voting family
that's the Israeli dream

>>513894759
6 to 4, it'd be a third total MPs and 40% lost from July's intake.

>>513894897
No more noncing mate, they've had enough of wronguns like you

>>513891482 (OP)

Rat faced parasite is back on again being very upset about Muslim rapists while scaffolding his career off protecting one.

Taking the piss out of you.

>>513894877
>Sarcasm is my second language
>probably swiped for your dog

>>513894877

Ey up lass bet you take it up arse like a champion

>>513894685
what’s that you were saying lad?

>>513894983
May I ask how old you are?
Just out of curiosity

>>513894877
If she's forrin, anything will work.

If she's English, you need to use a more courtly approach, fit for a queen.
>corrrr bloimey, give us a look at your minge then lass

BRAAAAAAAPP!

>>513894986
>Honey wake up, new ragebait just dropped

>>513894906
>Cat check: I 360 no scoped Larry in the BF6 beta

>>513894986
What's wrong with being a nonce?

>>513894942
is that guy an aids dirtbag?

>>513894877
just send her a pic of my balls
works for me

>>513894845
I'm on their side

>>513894845
If you were a dad you should probably give your daughter a little can of mace or something

>>513894877
alright lid? seen the new seasideMARK?

>>513895035

Why is this septic here larping? Can we get someone to collect him and take him away?

>>513894985
>4 elected in July
Farage, Tice, Lowe, McMurdock
>2 of those lost (Lowe, McMurdock)
50%
>2 of the 5 lost in total (add on Pochin)
40%

??
either I'm too drunk or you're wrong
could be either desu
love bank holidays me

>>513895130
Post a pic of your balls so I can do that then
Jesus Christ no wonder brincels do so badly with birds based on all your proposed openers

THEY'RE SCOTTISH

HHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

https://xcancel.com/Basil_TGMD/status/1959697326995562814

>>513894685
what’s that you were saying lad??

>>513895161
Lee Anderson

>>513894986
>what is happening to our country?
>this is no way to treat our new migrant neighbours!

>>513894464
>>513894222
the same cult like atheist leftists that shit on Christian groups like the JW's for homeschooling their children and indoctrinating them. These freaks should be teaching their children, not exposing them to their Trump, Farage, Brexit online politics. This is child abuse.

>>513895161
>Farage, Tice, Lowe, McMurdock
And Anderson, although did he defect before the election? I was counting him as July's intake though

>>513895145
You're americanised lad. You're more yanked than yesterday, but less yanked than you'll be tomorrow.

>>513895199
3 years in prison for trying to stop herself getting raped by Abdul. Liam Muir is on standby to get her to plead guilty.

>>513895029
28
I had some temple recession at 24 and started panicking
then I got that bald patch at the crown and freaked the fuck out
bought fin and minox pills and it's completely reversed the crown but tempel recession remains so I have a fringe to cover it

thinking of getting a transplant to fill them in.
hair is everything.
that aside only thing that's left is dutasteride which is the ketamine of hair regrowth

thankfully I've had no limp dick or any other side effects but that barely affects anyone anyway. 1% of people tops.

>>513895135
>give your daughter a little mace
In pink!

>>513892752
she is based and hates all immigration

>>513895192
Bit rich coming from someone asking advice from here of all places, after having publicy admitted to having necrophiliac tendencies.

>>513895231
>>513895289
oh I am retarded
cheers lads

who can forget the legend himself

>expectation
>reality

>>513895224
Ffs

>>513895276
My brother is adrian dad. Smug little twat with his fairy ponce kids LIVES to look down on me.

I'm certain now that student visas are being abused, not a little but a lot. In the past two years i have been seeing a massive amount of FOBs from south asia, africa, etc. What's the one thing they all have in common? All of them are here on a student visa, i even asked a few and they all say "oh i am here to study in university or masters", ofcourse every single one of them is working and taking jobs from natives aswell. Clear visa abuse and they aren't doing anything about it. Similar to the whole h1b issue going on in America. I'm aware they have made immigration a little harder but they're still allowing "students" here for 3 years and then an additional 2 years for masters. It's a joke.

>>513895308
Not buying your Jewish products that impact hormone production
>>513895391
I will genuinely use a good line if it gets offered. My necrophilia is nothing to do with it

>>513895439
Remainer dad*

>>513895116
Immoral

Mad how Afghans immigrate here and their kids become doctors and stuff but English people who have been here for thousands of years just sit around and claim benefits

>>513895276
they're the type to be more appalled at a construction worker woof-whistling than some somali performing FGM

deeply unserious people

>>513895416
Luv me a good Sumerian breakfast

>>513891482 (OP)
>tfw making more than 2x the 90th percentile income for my age group
>tfw it's brutally punishing psychologically, but I think I can make it
A few more years of gravy like this, and I'll be on the """investor""" tier visa track for quite a few former colonies

Fuck this, I'm retiring to a beach before I'm 50

>>513895029
Don't take the tranny drugs.

Arguing with a stinky Indian on facebook for some reason, probably pooman irl

>>513895416
>a load of burt shit
pathetic

>>513895454
*Has

>>513895444
>I'm certain now that student visas are being abused, not a little but a lot
Better late than never I guess

>>513895436
Just makes the subsequent melty even funnier

>>513895308
That's unfortunate
No amount of hair loss is going to fix your conditioned brain though

>>513895192
i can’t see it in the archive because it’s flagged as adult content so nah

>>513895494

You have to go back

>>513895454
just swallow the pills goy boy

was speaking to my boss the other day and he said he's doped up on anxiety pills
Said it turned him into a shy autist (like myself) into the light of every party and he said he'd recommend them. completely changed his life and he went from an incel to an exec at our company with a wife and 3 kids
he's only 6 years older than me too (34)

wonder if I should....

>>513895494
Hope this bait works out for you laaaahhh

>>513895554
WOKE

>>513895527
They still won't let you migrate to America where real wealth is made. They'll let in bunch of 3rd worlders but not someone from the UK who is educated, speaks fluent English and can actually contribute, nope. Basically impossible unless you are a highly specialized doctor/consultant but even then.

>>513895664
Cocaine > “anxiety pills”

>>513891482 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1bfaQJHq2fqA

>>513895494
This bait would be believable if you used jeets instead of Afghans because afghanis are legit 85 IQ and never doctors.

>>513895769
Hahaha checks out

>>513895744
take the illegal pill

>>513891482 (OP)

Just dont like paki rapists.
I just dont like em

>>513895851
Are there some rapists you're more OK with?

>>513894845
Are they threatening the bames filming them?

>>513894897
Gypsy girls are trad and based

>>513894979
Its the summer holidays you condescending pillock

>>513895827
>jeets aren't worse than 85 IQ Afghans
SARRRR

>>513895851
You've been referred to Prevent and OFCOM are currently cataloguing your search history.

>>513895734
one of the worst full english breakfasts i've ever seen, i've had way better in America finished off with a side of pancakes

>>513895851
i actually dont mind the paki rapists

>>513895987
>Its the summer holidays you condescending pillock
Ah ok then it's fine to let your kids out in their underpants?

Why are our wages still poverty tier in 2025? yes they've been stagnant for decades and everyone knows this but what's the real reason we can't have higher wages/salaries? Anything below 45k is poverty tier even outside of London, good luck buying any decent house in any decent area without making atleast 50k and maximizing mortgage + down payment, most get their wife to be put on aswell so total income is higher.

>>513895994
Not for that
Bet they're not even here most of the time

>>513891482 (OP)
Lol, I make more than basically all of the UK and I'm not even well-off. Europoor isn't a meme.

>>513895035
>**Giz a look

He's absolutely desperate for attention as always, what a feminine existence he lives.

>>513896109
They should willypost to prove they aren't here.

>>513895664
just do coke you pussyhole

What is the single best career to go into in 2025? Doctor? A.I/recession proof and sooner or later you will earn a good amount of money + gives purpose helping people, Tech? code money, cyber sec, dev ops, basically incel field but decent wages although jobs are scarce now and outsourced to 3rd worlders. Anything else just seems like it will be replaced

>>513895368
Hello, I wonder if you could provide me with some assistance. My daughter has asked for a princess mace for her 6th birthday. I don't think she'll be able to wield it effectively, and I suggested the Peppa Pig dagger instead. But she's insistent. There's a new migrant hotel that has opened closed to us, and she is in need of a weapon. Would the mace be suitable?

>>513894877
>no bio
Classic sign of self doubt. Ask her why shes deleted all her info. Makes you sound interested in her as a person. Either she removed it because she thought it was shit or she hasn't put anything up because she thinks nobody will be interested.

>woman kills herself skydiving
>THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I FUCKED THREE GUYS IN A DAY
Why are women like this?

>>513896067
>why are we being jewed in 2025
Fucking catch up faggot, either that or piss if back to normalville

>>513896204
Data centre installation services.

>>513894954
The womens football team isn't black enough to warrant left wing faux patriotism

>>513896110
Cope, the average american is in poverty and making 30000 - 40000 USD which is basically the same as minimum wage in the UK.

>>513896204
PIPmong Deliveroo crypto investing start up guru streamer

>>513896213
Hmm most thoughtful idea yet. Will go with this. Cheers

>>513896178
>>513895769
coke puts holes in your heart

I've tried alcohol. It keeps me equally shy buy dizzier.

>>513891482 (OP)

So how do people afford houses?

>>513896282
My mate gave me his house when he was finished with it so I'm set

turns out young girls have got more balls than the men of this country

>>513896431
Epstein?

>>513892036
fuck off jew

>>513896209
The mace has several notable advantages over the dagger. Firstly is reach, as the mace is longer it will allow your daughter to bash boatwogs skulls in from a safer distance. Second is the intimidation factor. A spiked ball mace invokes more fear than a dagger. Lastly is maintenance. A dagger needs to be kept sharp and oiled to prevent rusting whereas a rusty mace only adds to the danger.

Would you like your mace gift-wrapped?

>>513896464
They're Scottish, they're used to fending off the sexual advances of drunken family members, which turns out to be good practice for growing up in the multicultural uk

>>513896213
not really it just implies she only just made the account and can’t be arsed to add anything to it
this means she either keeps deleting it and remaking it when she’s bored or it’s her first time ‘just having a look’
either way she’s probably not that invested in it and has enough going on in her life so don’t expect a consistent interaction

>>513896204
Space monkey or camel jockey

...there comes a time in a man's life where he must ask himself
>Am I post apocalyptic warlord material?

>>513895247
Technically he's right. Her father/brother/grandpa/uncle should be holding them.

>>513892219
Pathetic Kosher right "we're not racist" signalling. The immigration issue has moved beyond him and he's flailing.

>>513894222
they're an odd lot, once the migroids have gone they'll need some reeducation

>>513896608
spastijew extremists not welcome

>>513896516
Yes. Do you provide payment plans? The rape alarm I bought her this morning wasn't cheap.

>>513896713
How about a shit poster?

>>513896060
Its some sort of girls sportswear outfit thingy. Most likely a gymnastics outfit.

Are you concerned your muslim nonce friends might be tempted?

Flags are not welcome in Chudleigh

>>513896798
I'm afraid not sir, however due to the situation I am happy for your daughter to have it, provided she can smash this watermelon in one strke. Family, and the future of the white race is priceless after all.

>>513896985
>chudleigh

>>513896554
a fair point

I always like accusing girls of being fakes.

>>513896940
>hurr durr if you don't let your daughter out in shorts that look like fucking undies then you must be a muslim
fuck off

>>513896866
Shite poster more like
Are you against the murdering of children?

I’m a hungry horny fat bastard

>>513896985
Chudleigh lololol

>>513896866
just fuck off, no one wants you here, nobody likes you, nobody cares what you think, the only responses you get are from your fellow kike filth
and your shabbos goy, die scum

>>513897250

Fucking state of the country where little girls have to carry axes around to prevent pakis from raping them.
We are going to have a race war combo civil war without question.

>>513897250
Just filter forenflags.

>>513897072
Something a superficial person would say

>No response
Figures

Hoes mad

I'm a bit fat, so might go on the jab. What do we think?

>>513897380
the best of you should be killed

>>513897086
You're the one making disparaging remarks about two working class girls defending themselves from muslim nonces by suggesting they come from crack houses.

Oh sorry, are you with West Yorkshire police?

>>513897250
alri la?

Would it be worth trading my car in for a horse? Would people mind their takeaway and amazon parcels being delivered by horse?

>>513896164
He cried last night

>>513897720
Animal rights activists would be seething and your horse would bolt at the first carhorn.

APOLOGISE

I am supremely comfy rn

LEAVE THEM ALONE

>>513897906
>John Harris
Wasn't this guy pretending to be the voice of understanding for the working class?

>>513897630
Let me assure you this isn't the way into my heart

>>513897962
I btfo and ratio'd him on tiktok ages ago and he deleted my comment

>>513897963
Maybe if they did their job they wouldn't get shit thrown at them.

>>513897963
There was an article in The Guardian the other day stating that asylum charities have had to install security systems since they're getting so many threats.

>>513898035
I'd fucking gut you and eat your heart filth

HOW DARE YOU

>>513897906
>palestine flags
>israel flags
>ukraine flags
>globohomo flags
And suddenly flags are bad.

>>513898148
Yeah, I don't want any refugees, thanks.

>>513898136
Misnomer. Jews don't have hearts.

>>513898148
>it also risks erasing a whole category of people
They have been trying to erase the English for years now.

>>513898136
No anon
I will never sleep with you

EEENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUULLLLLAAAAAAANNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>513898148
Yes. People are against random mental rapey foreigners being implanted into their community and being forced to live around them.

>>513898263
And this was after the met arrested several hundred people before the carnival

Getting addicted to these

>>513897962
I bet his nicknames femboi

>>513891482 (OP)

If you question a rat faced parasite making snide references to anti white hate campaigns then that makes you left wing?

Must be the sort of left wing that Muslims are when they screech "right wing" every time they feel threatened.

>loads of 1pbtids
Desperate much?

>>513898263
corr can't wait to see how many of them get merked

>>513898587
boggy's been trying to bait me and failed so I imagine he'll be worse than usual tonight

>>513898442
I used to buy their bases as they were seed oil free and add my own toppings, then they changed the recipe and added sunflower oil

used to be pretty clean, just olive oil, flour, yeast, salt and tomatoes then they changed it... cunts

>>513898699
Probably extra seethy because your ID reminds him simultaneously of the thing he can't do and nature.

>>513898761
KEK

>>513896209
All hand weapon sizes should be based on the length of the limb weilding it and the strength of the user. Additionally, swords, maces and the like get HEAVY after a few swings if one isn't used to practicing with it. Selecting the correct size will mitigate stamina drain.
There are numerous guides on picking the right sized weapon for an individual on the internet.

>>513891896
They’ll never get in. Fast forward to 2029:

> Tories get in with Jenrick as leader and the full support of the British press on a ‘reduce immigration’ manifesto for the Nth time.
> They not only break this promise (again), but increase immigration beyond what Labour managed in 5 years (again).
> They don’t leave the ECHR and claim they couldn’t ‘stop the boats’ because they didn’t have enough seats in the HoC.
> People re-elect them five years later because ‘Labour would be worse’.
> The country continues its decline.

If you have money, my advice is to get out of here as soon as you can. It ain’t getting better.

>>513898263
There was something that it was supposed to be banned after the 1976 race riots but Prince Charles of all people threw his weight around to keep it going.

>>513899017
>1pbtid
>Calling for people to flee
Don't like this psyop.

>>513898750
A bit of sunflower oil will do you right

>>513899017
>with Jenrick as leader
Cleverly is far more likely, Jenrick is never becoming leader

>>513898399
It is funny how so many adult men need to seek refuge.

>>513899017
I think you're wrong. All the normies say they're voting Reform.

>>513899017

Tories will have dramatically fewer seats then than they do now. Labour will be also reduced to a tiny fraction of their current seat number. It's going to be amazing with the FPTP system, its going to be a massive shitshow.

BTW the UK's Jan 6th moment is coming before the next election.

>>513899311
Wow let’s hope they vote hard enough for the turquoise tie Neolibs in just four more years then the comeback for Britain is on!

>>513899312
>FPTP system
Essentially, you're dictator until the next election.

>>513899312
>UK's Jan 6th moment
where only those in opposition to the illegitimate occupation government get killed and the puppets continue on as if nothing happened

>>513897657
>you're not allowed to criticize someone who lets their daughter wear that in public
>therefore you must be defending muslim nonces like my enemy
Fuck off you daft twat.

>>513899312
> Tories will have dramatically fewer seats then than they do now.
Can’t see it. Look at the dire state of them just before the last election, after nearly 15 years of fatigue, the worst election campaign in living memory and just about every section of society pissed off with them. And they still managed to secure enough votes from the oldies to get them over 100 seats. 2024 was their low watermark.

Vance
>but what about free speech?
Starmzy
>look, that's not the point. You're giving this place a bad name. I've got my position to think of!

Kicking myself at the thought of not getting this girl's number with the most gorgeous eyes I've ever seen. I see girls who look similar to her thinking it's her when it isn't. Happened in a shop a few weeks ago. Picked out a few things and went to the till. Nice dark blonde haired girl was behind the till. Locked eyes with her and she stared at me for a few seconds and asked if I wanted a bag. Politely declined and walked off without a receipt. I swear that was her because she did mention working in retail (she's 20). Fuck me lads she was drop dead gorgeous

>>513899541
I can imagine a personality cult blaming Farage's status quo maintenance on some deep parliament BS.

>>513899740
She was a man

>>513899988

>>513898166
Different usages

>>513899740
Weird, I just read the opposite of this post on mumsnet.

>>513900019
are you the skinwalker from last night?

>>513899740
stop sexually harassing retail workers incel

>>513900282
Check your closet

>>513900693
wankpuffin quirk chungus humor, yeah its you

>>513900693
are you also from bong meme flag constantly kvetching about staten island

just curious