Why is Australia so boring?
I just arrived here, and it’s literally boring with nothing to do.
I’m a dual citizen of Mexico and America.
Australia looks like rural Nevada.
I’m only here on a WHV visa that’s valid for 3 years

>>513916477 (OP)
Have you tried not owning guns or maybe not making offensive jokes? There's also a great sport of not telling hot girls in bikinis how hot they are from afar. Real fun place.

>>513916477 (OP)
Good for you, Paco.

He's your problem now, Bruce.

>>513916477 (OP)
>move to desert Island at the bottom of the world 10 hours away from the rest of the anglosphere
>"Why does nothing happen here?"

>>513916606
>not owning guns or maybe not making offensive jokes?
I'm from Florida so I'm fine with the wildlife trying to kill me, but Australia sounds like hell.

>>513916856
Plenty happens it's a big country but you'll never know.

>>513918037
>it's a big country
In terms of landmass I guess but 90% of it is inhospitable to human life.

>>513916477 (OP)
There's plenty to do. Use that thing called your brain and do some research.

>>513917004
Guns are easy enough to get when you don't live in a city, the wildlife ain't that scary desu. I'd rather deal with snakes, crocs, stingers than bears, coyotes and niggers.

>>513918590
>Guns are easy to get
Yep, and I'm so fucking tired of yanks thinking we have no guns. I've told dozens of them that we can get them via a lengthy process and they just go "lalalalala no guns" like the spastic retards they are.
>tfw going for my CAT H in a month

White people don't do anything except sit at home by themselves, complain about brown people, and calling the cops on anyone outside their pod.

>>513916477 (OP)
Rural Nevada is a desert. Where I live it's green, 120cm average annual rainfall, warm, hilly with actual mountains in some places, etc. The entire east coast of Australia is like this. Troll thread

>>513916477 (OP)
Yep, nothing to do here.
You should just fly straight home.
Right now.

>>513916477 (OP)
go for an 8 hour drive mate
you'll learn

>>513919231
He’s yours now senooooor

>>513918181
Inland Australia is no more inhospitable than Arizona or Nevada. They just don't have large enough of a population to build massive water engineering systems to make desert wastelands into cities like Phoenix. The American deserts have towns and roads and power lines everywhere

>>513918802
Fuck off pajeet before I call the cops on you street shitting sewer goblin

>>513916477 (OP)
>Mexico
heh guess you could say you are a baked bean...

>>513916477 (OP)
>Australia looks like rural Nevada.
Imagine landing in Alice Springs and thinking the rest of the country looks like that. Maybe there needs to be an intelligence test to qualify for a WHV

>>513916477 (OP)
Get to work Pedro, report immediately to your designated work region and refrain from internet use.

>>513919585
Australia doesn't even look similar to the American deserts Australia has a red color. American deserts are more brown and gray.

>>513919501
basically this

>>513919501
>Inland Australia is no more inhospitable than Arizona or Nevada.
So, still extremely inhospitable.

>>513916477 (OP)
Vete a la mierda, estamos llenos.

>>513916477 (OP)
> Why is Australia so boring?
> I’m a dual citizen of Mexico and America.

You're both an americunt and a mexicunt. The worst kind of white and the second worst kind of brown.

Its not fun because nobody wants you here. You are ostracised. Go home.

>>513916477 (OP)
are you a brown hispanic?
be aware
australians love to beat dark skinned people up

Off to the farms with you Pedro

>>513919845
The brownoid amerimutt came to Australia thinking it was going to be a caucasian wonderland that it could integrate into KEK.

many such cases.

>>513918730
>we can get guns
>all we have to do is grovel and beg
>and wait for years
>then maybe
Nigger, your country is pathetic.

>>513919645
The Sonoran desert is red dude. Wyf are you talking about?

>>513916477 (OP)
>I’m a dual citizen of Mexico
please open a restaurant

>>513919994
There’s more guns now than there were when they were ‘banned’. This is just a stupid post.

>>513919956
italian, spanish, portuguese, and greek immigrants, who are considered civilized brown europeans, also face ongoing discrimination in australia, so it is pretty naive to think that south americans will get along without any discriminations

>>513919994
Typical amerimutt response. Anybody can get a gun. All that you need to do is not be a felon. Basically the same laws as muttland.

The only part of our gun law that offends the mutt is the 2 hours on safety course to prove that you're able to use it without an hero. Given the average IQ of your country, I can see how you're threatened by this

>>513919994
You're a fucking mongoloid.
Wait for years? Weeks at best. But go ahead and show everyone how uneducated most of your countrymen are.

>>513920184
Australia had a "White Australia"policy white up until 50 years ago- About the time when everything started going to shit.

I'm sure its just a coincidence though

>>513920306
>All that you need to do is not be a felon
have you checked american incarceration rates? that's the same as a total ban for them

callate pendejo! your indian bro stop fucking lying

>>513920184
Absolutely ridiculous to suggest Greeks are discriminated against in Australia, basically every 5th person in Melbourne is Greek, they are the majority in many suburbs and in certain industries (real estate)

>>513920404
Kek literally the highest incarceration rate per capita of any country on the planet. Land of the free indeed. holy fuck I hate americans so much. The jews really did manage to make the entire country retarded

>>513920467
Sorry every country in the west***. I didn't include countries not populated by humans like El Salvador

>>513916477 (OP)
I hear fruit picking is nice this time of year

>>513916477 (OP)
Boring is a blessing

>>513921012
not really, thats how people end up doing drugs just to pass time

>>513921110
I guess my life has never been that boring then

its because if you aren't smoking cones OR working 9-5 OR doing sport - this country is straight up only offer the footpath for you to walk on.

Australia is boring because that is the feature of a colony - to just gib resources to the top bidder.

>>513916477 (OP)
Are brazilians liked in Stralia, heard there are a lot of us in gold coast. Also heard brazilian surfers are constantly at war with australians surfers

>>513920166
>>513920306
>>513920318
Look at these seething oceaniac faggots.
>Hurr hurr, i can get gumz.
>I jus nede wait 6 gorillion days.
>An it muz be a boalt aggshun that whem i pud id away
>It muz be stoard dizazzembul.
>I bet you feel bad nao
Keksimus maximus
You suck your country sucks and the hobbits off your coast suck too. Cry moar, nogunz fucking faggots.

>>513921589
>Keksimus maximus
Please stop it causes pain

>>513921435
The gold coast turned into a seedy brown infested shit stain of a place filled with Lebs selling shoddy, poorly constructed garbage at insane prices while greeks and Italians run 2/3 of the restaurants and night clubs. Most of the big money moved away from GC

The young money moved to Byron Bay (which is currently experiencing the same skid mark slowly sliding into the area) and the civilised beachfront businesses moved to the sunny coast, harvey bay and Rockhampton

>>513921589
Wrong in every way; mad because bad.
Just admit you were wrong.

>>513921435
Yeah they’re fine, I’ve met a bunch of them doing odd jobs here like working as removalists. They stick together and they only speak Portuguese to each other which is a bit irritating but they seem nice otherwise

>>513921589
>Hurr hurr, i can get gumz.
Correct
>I jus nede wait 6 gorillion days.
28 Days for your 1st firearm, Most of muttland: 10 days
>An it muz be a boalt aggshun that whem i pud id away
I own a pump action shotgun but cool story faggot
>It muz be stoard dizazzembul.
My pump action shotgun is stored with a trigger lock but cool story faggot
>I bet you feel bad nao
Nobody thinks the amerimutt is capable of such thoughts kek.

Its becoming more and more apparent that you get your information from fox news burgermutt and its hilarious. Please continue.

>>513921862
>i owb a bumb agshun zhotgum
lol
lmao, even
No rifles? No pistols? No cans? No fully semiautomatics?
Fucking fag in a fucking fag country

>>513921834
Funny you say this. Here in Brazil a lot of brazilians say they avoid other brazilians like the plague while traveling abroad. Too much fakeness and jealousy, especially at working enviroments

>>513916477 (OP)
>I just arrived here,

Fuck off then.

>>513919501
You guys have the Colorado to take water from. There's no major permanent river in the centre of Australia.

>>513922404
>i owb a bumb agshun zhotgum
Same category as a centrefire semi auto rifle, which I could go and buy if I so pleased. Sorry dumb cunt, fox news has led you astray. We still have guns, we just don't give them to low iq niggers like yourself

>>513922404
Dumb nigger, we can own pistols, shotties, rifles, etc, and there's no limit on the amount we can own (except for WA).
A simple Google search would've answered these questions for you, but as you're American, and taking into account your atrocious spelling and grammar, you can't comprehend more than 5 words at a time.

>>513922404
Can own most mate, when we say we have gun control it's more that we don't allow the retards of the nation to have them. Like how your nation allows people like yourself to have them you nigger.

>>513922704
>>513922730
>>513923528
Look at these malding motherfucking gunless faggots.

>>513923942
> Is presented evidence directly contrary to the lies fed to it by the Jews
> No no it's the Jews that are correct
Kek.

>>513918730
>>513920306
As an Aussie with guns, you're a fucking mong. The process is arduous, full of bureaucratic friction, and costs an arm and a leg.
>Literally just got a phonecall from the coppers about my guns.

>>513916477 (OP)
Taco go home

>>513916477 (OP)
all the chinks and browns ruined it
bad luck

>>513916477 (OP)
>nigger migrant fruit picker complains that slave labour isn't fun

>>513922459
You only get to do that if you speak English or are in Portugal, you don't have much of a choice otherwise.

>>513916477 (OP)
Yes it is boring. Now go back

>>513924427
>still seething and malding
>still has no guns

>>513924499
You must be one of the aforementioned niggers then. Post hand and post your last QP9, faggot.

>>513925841
> Has guns
> Fox News: Ausfags have no guns!
> Americuck: the joooooz told me you have no guns
Kek. Why would anybody be seething. Watching you dumb cunts repeat the line the longbeak tribe fed you is funny. Do it more!

>>513916477 (OP)
You should be fucking some European backpackers also on WHV. That’s something to do.

>>513925941
>I'm not seething
>you're seething
picrel. it's you

>>513926117
How dare you not know everything about Australia you ignorant mutt

NZ is even more boring
luckily we're pretty close to asia which is basically 24/7 shit to do

>>513926117
Kek this is like being sad when a blown out coal burner woman hits the wall or a nigger pulls a gun and get demolished by the police. Room temperature IQ retards are funny and just like those scenarios, it's even funnier when the retard is literally unable to comprehend

>>513926195
You’re not even that close desu. Everything is far from you. I fly to Tokyo faster from Vancouver than someone from Melbourne. Decent proximity to Indonesia and that’s it.

>>513916477 (OP)
I fucking hate Australians

>>513926193
I actyally know a lot about their shithole. Like that faggot before who sats the shotgun license lets him own semi-auto rifles. Sure. If it's .22LR and has atube magazine. They can own pistols. Sure, but they need a "valid reason", they have to jump through 458 hoops, find a pistol club that's currently accepting members, and pay in full to join. They can't own cans. They have to store their bolt guns either action disassembled or with a trigger lock. It all has to be locked up in a safe that daddy gubmint says is approved. Oh, and they have to store the ammo locked away in some other place but he gunsafe.
The entire country is effectively a shithole of nogunz faggotry. It should be carthaged.

>>513926195
The best part about NZ is when you told americucks to fuck off with their nuclear boat and they cried so hard they basically never returned to the region

>>513916477 (OP)
IF IT'S SO BORING WHY IS IT A MILLION AUD FOR A FUCKING SHITBOX HOUSE

>>513926472
> I know a lot about Australia
> Proceeds to repeat things that could be deboonked with 5 seconds of research
My. Fucking. Sides.

>>513926440
Good. We're full don't come here. 60% chance you're a Jeet anyway.

>>513926605
I’m not trying to go. It’s already such a pain seeing you all in South East Asia. Disgusting really.

>>513916477 (OP)
We used to make cool V8 utes that had some sort of actual truck motor that was 6.3litres and supercharged. Then we had country roads to drive it on. Im sure cocaine was involved in those decisions. Now we just sell Camry’s and hold HR meetings.

>>513926566
>just ask google
Ok
Can Australians own semi-auto rifles?
Australian Firearms Category C
Allows for pump-action or self-loading shotguns with magazines of five rounds or less, and semi-automatic rimfire rifles with a capacity of ten rounds or less.
Exactly like I said

Under Australian state and territory laws, licensed firearms owners are required to store ammunition in a locked container that is separate from the container or safe where the firearms are stored. This separation ensures that unauthorized individuals cannot easily access both firearms and their ammunition together. The specific rules for storage vary by state, but the principle of separate, locked containers for firearms and ammunition is a national requirement.
Exactly like I said

Can Australians own suppressors?
No, suppressors (also known as silencers) are illegal for general civilian ownership and possession in Canada, as they are classified as prohibited devices under the Criminal Code. Possession, use, and transport of suppressors are effectively banned for most individuals.
Exactly like I said

Can Australians use self defense as a valid reason for a firearm license?
No, Australians generally cannot use self-defense as a "genuine reason" to obtain a firearm license, as personal protection is explicitly not a lawful reason under the National Firearms Agreement (NFA)
Exactly like I said

Do australians have to store their guns in a government approved gun safe?
Yes, Australians are required to store their firearms in a secure, locked container that meets strict construction standards, such as a purpose-built steel safe or a secure room, with the specific requirements varying by state and territory but generally involving the safe being fixed to the building's structure. Ammunition must typically be stored separately from firearms.
Exactly like I said
In addition: the walls must also be at leadt 1.6mm thick.

>>513916477 (OP)
We need less visa workers. Not more.
Anyway at least you're Mexican and not indian

>>513927217
Stop sending your bisexual men up here to work our mountains. We hardly send you anyone aside from the few hot white women we have.

>>513916477 (OP)
What?

>>513916477 (OP)
Post address and we can spice things up for you, spic.

>>513926566
>>513927077
Continued...
Do Australians have to store their rifles with the action broken or a trigger lock installed?
Yes, Australian firearm regulations generally require rifles to be stored with their action broken or a trigger lock installed, alongside being unloaded and stored in a locked safe or container. The specific method for immobilizing the firearm (like removing the bolt or opening the action) can vary depending on the state and firearm type.
Exactly as I said

Do Australians need to join a shooting club to own handguns?
Yes, in Australia, you generally must join an approved pistol club and demonstrate regular participation, often for a specific period, to own a pistol. This membership serves as proof of a "genuine reason" for possessing the firearm, such as sport or target shooting, which is a requirement for obtaining a pistol license and is part of the strict national gun control framework.
Exactly as I said

>>513919501
>it's liveable except for the complete lack of water
Brilliant observation there.

>>513926566
>runs away
That's what I thought nogunz faggot

will we get a third copy paste from google

>>513927859
Nah. I proved he was lying. He ran away.
All done.
I don't know why he was so adamant about saying Australian gun laws aren't real.

>>513916477 (OP)
go back, spic

>>513916477 (OP)
When we aren't running down kangaroos and emus in our Ford Rangers, we mostly stay inside smoking bongs or the old glass barbie so we don't have to deal with the filthy immigrants that keep coming here uninvited.
How is your job at Guzman y Gomez going?
>I’m only here on a WHV visa that’s valid for 3 years
You don't have to stay here the full 3 years. The sooner you fuck off, the better.

Australia is a retirement home. It's great if you are a cashed up boomer.
It's great if you and 4 of your mates are on the dole and share a house.

For everyone else, it's fucked.

>>513928547
I see that Chris Kohler dude on the t00b from time to time. Is it really as fucked as he makes it out?

Why did Canada get its own flag but Australia/NZ still have a cuckstamp? Don't they feel embarassed? Imagine Mexico having the Spanish flag or Brazil the Portuguese kek

>>513929360
I don’t understand this opinion. Do you know what the alternative is? It’s some dumb as fuck indigenous inspired flag. I would much rather Canada have the red ensign back than the stupid leaf flag.

>greek opinion
discarded

>>513929794
Even your stupid leaf flag is recognizable and unique. Having your flag be your ex colonial overlord's flag is just humiliating

>>513927077
I left the dumb cunt to his own devices only to come back and see even more seething kek.
"Muh no guns"
> Proceeds to post all the ways we can get guns
> Shifts goalpost to "can't keep it loaded and under your pillow at night"
Kek. Please keep going amerimutt

>>513930628
they still are the overlords. the british kike city of london mob.

>>513916477 (OP)
>Nevada
Did you major in mining? I went to GBC to UNR for mining geology. Worked in Africa for a couple of years before coming back to Nevada. AA and AIW are known to hire Americans in AU, if you're interested.

>>513916477 (OP)
Why the fuck would you come here you mexican piece of shit, go fuck up America.

>>513930628
Maybe so, but I wouldn’t use Canada as an example. America has a cool flag.

>>513916477 (OP)
spiders the size of dinner plates and no machetes allowed
I wouldn't call that boring.

>>513927490
As long as the criminals follow those rules, everyone is on a level football pitch.