QRD: The GCP Dot has turned red, verging on pink.
Oldfags know that this definitely means something is Happening. But what?

It's up to us to use our powers of unmedicated intuition to affirm our status as the internet's best open-source intelligence agency and God's Strongest Soldiers and figure out what in the hell is Happening.

Now who's with me?

Step 1: Generate at least 5 plausible hypotheses for things that could possibly be Happening, right this second, which are big enough to influence a global network of random number generators.

>>513928225 (OP)
Hypothesis 1: NATO incursions into Russian airspace near Gottland Island and Kaliningrad are triggering massive build-ups of troops alongside Russian drone incursions into Poland and "military exercises" and war could be kicking off near the suwalki gap. Trump has just announced we are sending 3300 long-range missiles to Ukraine.

Hypothesis 2: Nuclear bomb components have entered the continental US through multiple ports simultaneously, irradiating several shipping containers' worth of shrimp, and Trump's scrambling the national guard to 19 (now 29?) cities is to prepare for a possible dirty bomb detonation in an urban area

Hypothesis 3: US warships are steaming towards Venezuela with the intention of starting a "small war" and getting on a war footing. Maduro, knowing that he has the backing of China and Russia, does not intend to go down without a fight.

Hypothesis 4: Israel is launching attacks on Ansar Allah while also launching a ground offensive into Gaza, with the intention of flushing out opposition by Iran and its proxies.

Hypothesis 5: Nothing is happening, because nothing ever happens

put on some binaural beats, breathe deeply, close your eyes, extend your feelers out into the aether...what do you see anons?

oh also the bond markets are about to blow up and they'll do a cyberattack on global financial and/or telecom infrastructure to cover it up/provide an excuse. but that's not really anything new so i don't think it counts.

>>>/tg/96367444

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>>513928466
5

Epstein files being covered up that's what happening

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>>513929068
color tree? thank you fren. big fan of your work

pondering my orb now, please wait

>>513929389
yes henlo fren

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>>513929118
would you happen to know where i can get some high quality card stock to print these on, by chance?

>>513929412
ok, let us know what you find

>>513929482
i can just send you the already printed cards. just follow the instructions on this video description. no payment info required. identifying info optional.

https://youtu.be/oPoBUoagO_k

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>>513929525
we're getting chud related interference, difficult to get a solid reading, but it sounds like something will indeed happen. something big. something wild. something wild and big.

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>>513928225 (OP)
>/SIG/ Strong Interpretation General
That's not /sig/.

Yeah shits definitely happening no doubt

>>513928225 (OP)
Can't believe you faggots believe this correlates with anything at all. It never has, never will. Pure retardation on display.

SAAARRR ONLY COLOUR IS BROWN SAAARRR

Something is definitely going on. Be prepared boys. Be diligent. Be strong.

>>513931612
>Get hundreds of thousands of patriotic Britians in one place
>Let off a nuke
>Blame it on someone from the middle east

You saw it here first

>>513928583
They already blew it up again around 2019 and 2020. Covid allowed them to cover up the hyperinflation they used to bury it. Which worsened the already plague of zombie companies and nuked many of what little profitable particularly smaller companies remained out of existence.

>>513928583
the impending cyberattack is what makes me most sad. it will be impossible or very difficult to shitpost. at least for a time. i try not to be scared, but it's hard to shake it sometimes.

>>513931956
And was used to attack every non global hommo company they could.