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Pardon Day - Part LeDoux
Come watch niggers beg to get their sentence commuted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBcwq2KFR9A
>>513967477 (OP)Good job baker upper.
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>>513967600>>513967637o7 hadn't baked an LPBG thread in quite some time
Next up: Jermaine Tyson. Shiiiiieeet.
>>513967477 (OP)Checked and TYB. Let the show continue.
>>513967822Yeah that timer thing is stupid af
>>513967735>Aggravated arson, terrorizinghope this one is good
You're supposed to rob the liquor store, not burn it down.
>>513968021They’ve all been good so far. A bit drawn out for some but yeah.
Damn niggers, the arsonists always burn their own houses.
>>513967822I remember when OG baker and collage anon had to sign off due to work schedule changes. I also haven't seen bong Valerie anon in a long time. Remember the anon that hit up the daughter of lady that got embezzled on FB? I wish he would check back in with details.
to be fair maam by burning the homes the property value rose and was actually good for the neighborhood.
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>>513968647Daughter on lower left. Her socials looked better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsxN-Z8hs0&t=11254s
HE SWATTED HIMSELF?! OMFG niggers
fucking lol this guy seems okay
>Calls the cops on himself while he's drunk because he likes the lights, sirens and excitement
Based and autist-pilled
>>513968647yeah, we need a Sarah update
"I can't remember all the fires I set." Yeah we get that, back to the asbestos box, fire nigger.
>>513969133Imagine this fucker on probation
I can picture the revocation hearing already
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>He's a little special
clearly
>>513969483when we put him in a cage, he does much better.
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>He likes to cook
>My grandma's house wasn't burnt down, it was just a little smokey
For me, it was Meemaw's remark that he liked to call the police on himself while drunk because he liked the police sirens and lights
>>513969592The face on the bread is perfect
>>513969711Checked. Would motorboat with the fury of 10K suns
Do the inmates get to see the lineup screen like we do?
Imagine seeing everyone before you got denied
>>513969738I forgot to color his lips ;_;
>What'cha baking OP?>It's Pumperniggel
>>513969931I think they do because they talk back and forth at times
>>513969931I think it’s the same and I wondered that too but we’re taking about brain dead niggers here.
So he loved her to death?
why did this dude kill his wife anyway? your honor was she a roastie?
>>513970854>Qrd? What am I watchingA guy killed his wife and was sentenced to life in prison without parole
He's now a good boy, so he wants the Governor to commute his sentence so he can get out of prison.
The family of the victims are not happy about it and are speaking out against him.
>>513970854The best soap opera ever broadcast and the comfiest threads on /pol/.
>>513970895Reminds me of the joke...
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice
this asshole is scrambling like a mofo and not quite making it
>>513971288Yeah, this guy's so bad, not even Chucky would vote to grant
>>513971160Here is the link, they blurred it for the replay.
National Geographic on LPB (they blurred it kek) https://youtu.be/uNOOcVEKx-s?t=4204
Some others you may enjoy
Aunt Ginger takes a dump https://youtu.be/ekgNgXNvwJE?t=7093
Wig glued on zoo stream https://youtu.be/ubsHl1UuxuQ?t=1977
Child rape victim marries rapist’s son and offers to host him after release https://youtu.be/iQHz9Qddt8U?t=14184
Leg testicles: https://youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=6661
>What made you break, what made you shoot her?
>She had woke me up
>The second time she woke me up ...
>The Third time she woke me up there was a .... on the trailer
There should be a separate court for the bros where you go if your wife is acting like a bitch.
>>513969408jesus christ she looks crazy, whats her backstory?
isn't it incredible how the parole project only helps niggers. fuck the parole project
>>513971892I mean they are niggers too ...
Plantation Randy has appeared.
>>513971892Imagine if whites had this in-group loyalty
>>513971829 Nice tits though
>>513969711Story: Her mom got embezzled and she was on stream with her Mom. An anon hit her up on FB and was chatting her up. We didn't get an update though.
ToreyDixon looks like a non passing black tranny
>>513972142She probably has more testosterone than me
>>513972097thanks anon
she has a pornstar physiognomy
The tranny nig wants to place itself "at risk" to help the nig out? That's an implicit hint to deny if you get all worked up to try to say "place myself at risk"
>O lawdy lawdy mah boy dindu nuffin sheeeit nigga fohgive dis boy aww mayne he dun lernt dam lessins in dair programs an sheeit
>>513972658Ain't no way he can do good for society if he's behind dem concrete and steel walls muh lawd.
No dumbass, what he can do best is stay in his box.
"I had no idea I was a drug addict! I swear!"
>>513970998https://www.youtube.com/live/uNOOcVEKx-s?si=MUSJtVZM2BwzLoFO&t=4198
They went back and censored them nasty ol tiddies
They're gonna let him out aren't they
>>513971160welcome, enjoy your stay in /lpbg/, its a very comfy general
>>513973113And then her murdering sister was granted parole eligibility lol.
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"You know how things get on tequila. Sorry I killed your family member."
>You know how things get on tequila
fair enough. let him free.
It takes pcp to make the niggers kill, this cracker only needs tequila
OH FUCK KO NOT MINNESOTA STAY OUT
>To the victim, I'm sorry but we were drunk on Tequila
>You know how things get on Tequila
fucking lol after all that she gets dropped right when it's her time to talk
Just hold the phone to the mic, classic boomer solution
>>513973999Checked, and yeah, she's just babbling over Sheryl
Ok cool just hang up on her.
>>513971160If you feel like sticking around heres the schedule for the rest of the year
This is the most Abe Simpson story I have heard in a while
"He laid down and went to sleep. Then I stole his car."
>>513974531which was the style at the time
>>513974531These things happen! We've all been there
>I started poking him
>He stopped saying "let's do it"
>He stopped fighting me
>He laid down and went to sleep
Because he was fucking dead, lol
this old faggot is so full of shit
Wait, he was a male prostitute, got drunk on tequila, then the guy wants his sex, and then he stabbed the John, stole his car, and went to TX....
No!! Let this guy talk more, he's hilarious
>>513974753Gay violent Abe Simpson was insane. Didn't see that one coming.
>>513974725Boys will be boys, your honor
>>513975020Things were different in the 80's
>Sammy Davis Hill Jr
fucking lol
Blah blah blah gahhhh ... *nigger blue screens and reboots*
>Y'all finna let me out? I love Jesus and sheeit
Is everyone in Louisiana a fucking retard?
>i'm proud of my convict brother because of his smile
>he's never been in any trouble
>>513974725>Wait, he was a male prostitute,That's what it sounded like to me too
>>513975806>I axe y'all tuh fohgeev heem. He a good boy, scuse me, I'm just don wan him back y'all sheeeit
>>513975806Are you seriously asking if niggers are retarded? Holy shit yankoids are dumb. We didn't have to give these apes the time of day until ya'll north-fags had to moral-fag out
>>513976186He could have been managing a company by now, free this man
!SEXUAL BATTERY! coming up
>>513976412>He coulda been managing a pirate radio station in tokyo-to!
>Sister touching
disgusting
i was about to say Paul looks like a creepy motherfucker but i guess it runs in the family
well, he came right out with it
>>513977016Yeah that was graphic
His dad found a spot where the Amazon warehouse robots can't find him.
>I see people passing away around me every day
Vaxxed?
>we all make mistakes
>molesting your sisters is just a whoopsy
randy curb stomping this pedophile
>>513977354Go Randy .. make him taste the concrete
That sweet warm cunny is what crossed his mind.
"I'm not a monster, I'm a good person, just messed up." No you're a monster and no sentence is long enough.
>be chomo
>cute wardens feel safe to wear a dress and makeup around you
>He was 20
>His step-sisters were 10 and 7 when these acts started
In a just world, he would have gotten a bullet
This guy looks like a Goa'uld
>>513977524May I recommend a wood chipper feet first, slow feed speed?
"I'm not guilty!" always works as a good intro.
It's frustrating to think about how much money this is costing US taxpayers. We should bill criminals instead of charging for healthcare
>>513978257Yeah it's been a fucking marathon today
Fun thread lads, until next time
