Why don't you just food buy in bulk fron your local farmers' market and save?

>>513969017 (OP)
That would be antisemitic

>>513969017 (OP)
What is that

>>513969017 (OP)
Arent you a fatass tho?
Maybe buying in bulk isnt the solution you think it is

>>513969198
Looks like dogshit of dog puke.

>>513969198
it's oats or grains because OP is a farm animal

>>513969017 (OP)
Because markets now sell at a premium because it's "organic" and "eco-friendly"

>>513969198
poverty and a wooden spoon.

why do you do this all the time

>>513969017 (OP)
>local farmers' market
>save
lol, shit is considerably more expensive there

>>513969017 (OP)
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.
Back in 2020 I bought 100kg sack of rice from some Gyppo for just 20 jewros. Motherfucker probably stole it somewhere, idgaf. I still have like 90kg in the storage and that sack costs around 200 jewros nowadays.

Based Polish food discount buying, food thermos making Eastern European living dude

>>513969675
You did good.

>>513969595
My guess is that since he weighs 330lbs and eats like a bridge troll that the other villagers shun him and make the sign of the evil eye behind his back so he comes on here and tries to make friends but is so socially awkward it just comes off as retarded. I think it would be interesting if he took some pics of historic local culture and posted those with a poignant question or statement but nope here we are.

>>513969595
Eat? I eat to live, not live to eat.

>>513969017 (OP)
Buying fresh and preserving at home saved our family thousands.

>>513970183
Canned fish is just sodium and heavy metals that smell like nigger pussy packed in a can, nigger.

>>513969017 (OP)
Because we have jobs and that takes forever.

>>513970384
It's also a good source of omega-3 and selenium.

>>513969017 (OP)
I straight up take food from dumpster. Well, because I work at the wholesale marketplace and they throw out a shit ton of goodies. Potatoes, onions, oranges, apricot, whatever didn't get sold in time or takes up space meant for new stuff. They throw that shit away in pallets

>>513969486
It's the buckwheat, common thing to eat amongst Slavs. Unironically a really good alternative to pasta.

>>513969017 (OP)
Why don't you eat something new for once?

Fucking boiled grains or lentils every single time

>>513970580
Lucky man.

cool ur eating corn and finger nail slop

>>513970289
so why do you make threads about what you eat all the time??

>>513970670
I have a varied diet?

>>513970670
Cuz they're poorfags lmao. I myself am too rich for that (thanks to not having a gf, renting from a family friend AND not paying taxes), so I eat meat, maybe with a side of some potatoes I took from work.

>>513970914
my nigga eating a single hard boiled egg, also learn2steam as it ensures even heating

>>513970674
Unironically made some apricot jam last week. Turned out pretty decent for a first time, all thanks to some random recipe from internet

Farmer's market is more expensive here. Is that different in Poland?

>>513970580
Polish anon bought a shit ton of dry food during covid, so his meals for the next decade are already secured. No need to dive into trash cans for him.

>>513970787
I want to make Americans cook again.

>>513970988
>learn2steam
But then he couldn't use his lead lined egg boiling cup he inherited from babushka.

>>513971065
Probably. It's definitely different in Russia. Potatoes are smth like 60rubles/kg on the market I work at (that's a fucking lot btw), but I've heard (cuz I don't look at price tags anymore) that it's about 100 rubles in the shops now.

>>513971131
but you don't even cook. A pot of boiled buckwheat does not a chef make. Also, why do you care? Or is it a jealously thing?

>>513970914
wow
egg

ok, I guess you win
post more "one singular egg" instead of boiled grains in a thermos please
>>513970962
>(thanks to not having a gf, renting from a family friend AND not paying taxes)
based

>>513970988
You're completely right that steaming eggs is the best way to get a hardboiled egg
Peels easier too

>>513971131
How about I pay you 75% of your cunt's average salary to come cook and clean for me, the maid outfit and pantyhose are non-negotiable.

>>513971065
Local stores buy them so the prices at the market are usually cheaper than at the store.

https://wgro.com.pl/notowania-cenowe-maly-hurt/

https://wgro.com.pl/notowania-cenowe-duzy-hurt/

>>513970962
You're Russian. The only thing you are rich in is suffering and aids.

>>513971065
Same here, you pay extra for some hobby farmer hippie fuck to sell you shit from an oversized garden at some city square. Polish farmer market is a farmer loading a donkey with potatoes and bringing it to a village prostitute’s regular corner to trade for vodka, so if OP is good at stealing vodka, his gruel is essentially free.

>>513971090
>dive into trash cans
Implying I do that shit lmao. I don't go into those small dumpsters, I just see a forklift bring me an entire pallet of sacks with potatoes, take couple sacks from the top, then fill a couple plastic bags with the good ones. No diving either.

I also get melons too. Right from the trucks, freshly delivered. It's one of the unspoken rules of the place - cleaners can take a melon from a truck. One or two melons per truck. Tajiks who used to work last year were actually taking dozens of melons daily (and selling that shit off ofc)

>>513970668
and you eat it plain? looks kinda good

>>513971131
They are already doing that thanks to rising food costs

Sucks that eating out is getting demolished, but in a way it's a good thing that people are cooking more. More people need to learn to cook, you literally eat every day. Not knowing how to cook is unacceptable.
Anyway farmers markets are usually overpriced hipster hangouts in the US
Going to farms themselves is the cheap way

>>513971570
you add semen for texture

>>513971466
And you're rich in niggers, fat slobs and unbearable student loan debts. Seethe harder, your foreskin isn't coming back.

>>513969198
Poolish slop

>>513969017 (OP)
The rats are eating your food

>>513971570
You can eat it plain, but best way to enjoy it is to let it sit in the hot water to become soft, then add some oil/butter. Or just mix it with some canned meat like I used to.

>>513971608
This. I went to mcdicks for breakfast yesterday because hangover lol, and they did the most jewish thing ever to a breakfast taco: fill halfway and double fold. Never again

>>513971656
The USSR isn't coming back. Go die in Ukraine.

>>513971359
>based
>flag
I'm confused whether to take it as a compliment or be worried.

>>513971839
>The USSR isn't coming back
THANK GOD
>Go die in Ukraine
Nah thanks, the noviops can send their kids to do that. My parents don't want me dead.

>>513971986
You're not going to have a choice Ivan. Your time in the meat grinder will come soon enough.

>>513971570
>and you eat it plain? looks kinda good
boil for 15 minutes until soft
add some butter, salt, parsley
it's a carb
replaces pasta, potatoes, rice

The Polish soup anon is a horrible person, don't let him manipulate you with his charms. If he invites you for dinner then it's YOU who is the dinner!

>>513969017 (OP)
farmes makets are expensive as fuck here but i do get wheat from the farmer i used to work for, he gives me it for free since a bucket of wheat is worth $3, i have crawl the grain bin and fill the bucket though

>>513971893
I'm in your walls
Coming to take your potatoes and singular melon

>>513971145
> lead lined egg boiling cup
it's a steel sauce pot
it even has a fucking spout/beak thing for pouring sauce
you obviously never cooked in your life

I pay like $3 a day for food by buying expiring meat for the freezer and never buying processed stuff unless occasional one on sale. Put all my savings into my stock account and buy more etfs.

>>513972079
Good luck making me go to the frontlines XD

>>513972535
>it's a steel sauce pot
For ants maybe. Unless that is an ostrich egg, then I stand corrected.

>>513972845
>For ants maybe
not everyone's a fatass who needs a gallon of sauce for a single serving

>>513969198
Gruel

>>513969017 (OP)
>ahhhh barley and water
>a meal of kings
At least your soup looked like it took more than 8 seconds to cook.

Here, here’s a proper entree for Sunday dinner for 4. Also served with saffron rice, a cucumber, tomato, onion, olive, feta, dill and parsley and oregano salad, and hummus and pita

>>513970962
>I myself am too rich for that

>>513969198
Buckwheat.

>>513971131

dude, have you ever seen an American in person?

>>513973075
>a cucumber,
for the wife lol

>>513973115
>Pidorashka.gif
Cъeбиcь нa /po/paшy, yёбищe c пятaчкoм

>>513970914
>boils eggs one at a time
Hmmm

>>513973075
You ruined that meat with the slop you put on top of it you nigger

>>513970962
>so I eat meat
bragging about the pig feet he stole from the kolhoz
this man has truly made it in russia
he pays no taxes, steals pig parts from the government and doesn't have a gf

>>513972905
See that's your problem. You think eating bird seed is a money saving tip when it's making a gallon of sauce at a time and freezing it for future meals that saves you the money.

>>513973340
not everyone as the time to boil two or more eggs, anon
some people live fast

Definitely the best thread up currently. Proper bantz and retardation all around. Thank you for participating anons, I got my daily smile in.

>WHY DON'T YOU EAT PEASANT GRUEL LIKE ME, THREAD # 8,712

>>513973432
>making a gallon of sauce at a time and freezing it for future meals
wow, you saved $.35 canadian per serving
at this rate your children will be richer than Bezos from the fortune you'll leave them

>>513969198
nerve gas

>>513973254
why don't you take your comrade with you and fuck off
ffs like fucking roaches you are everywhere

>>513973397
>bragging about the pig feet he stole from the kolhoz
Implying I've ever been to kolhoz, nigger.
Can't you just accept the fact that I earn enough money to afford buying meat in Pizderochka?

>>513973674
>Implying I've ever been to kolhoz, nigger
you were born in one
as was your father
and your father's father
>Pizderochka?
you buy at Pyatorochka?
careful guys, we have a real barin ITT

>>513969017 (OP)
Local farmers are greedy bastards. They sell too expensive.
Imported food is cheaper.
Fuck the local.greedy bastard.
I wish him the worst.

>>513973387
> You ruined that meat
> by creating a rub and marinade of minced garlic, dijon mustard, fresh rosemary, fresh parsley, olive oil and salt and pepper
I thought algerian frogs knew something (anything) about food.
I M Disappoint

This picrel is a 6lb pork butt slow roasted for 18 hours. Just garlic, salt and pepper, and a little chili flake to season

>>513969017 (OP)
Because farmers are jews and their prices are higher than supermarket prices.

>>513973626
>you take your comrade
He ain't no comrade, that's a pigger who left his containment board on 2ch. I specifically left 2ch because the likes of him made it extremely low IQ and not even in the funny way. Unfortunately, it appears their cancer is spreading EVERYWHERE now. The burgers used to be entertaining to troll, now they just mimic piggers.

>>513972258
If that's true, why haven't I seen any pictures of anons turned into soup?
I'm rather certain if he ate people he'd take pictures of it and post here about how eating others is a form of revolting against the system

>>513973674
>I earn enough money to afford buying meat

>>513973435
>it takes more time to boil 5 eggs than boiling 1
Hmmm. The difference is negligible. Maybe an extra like 3-4 minutes

These are tacos I made of this >>513973896 pork butt. Just flour tortilla and an onion dense spicy guacamole

>>513973797
>careful guys, we have a real barin ITT
Ah, I see, a Taras who fled to Poland is projecting his sad pathetic life on me. Classic

>>513973817
>Imported food is cheaper
Even with tariffs?

>>513974202
>anyone who speaks some Russian must be Ukrainian
oh the small mindedness of the eternal pidor

>>513973531
top kek, unexpected

>>513969017 (OP)
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SHIT YOU FILTHY BRUDASIE

>>513969017 (OP)
I don't know how to use any of the appliances in my kitchen except the refrigerator and the microwave.

>>513974171
>Hmmm. The difference is negligible. Maybe an extra like 3-4 minutes
whoosh anon
that was the joke
>husband says to wife: boil me a couple eggs for breakfast
>wife responds: I don't have the time, I'll boil you one

>>513974326
That's why they invented wives

>>513974326
Unironcally watch yt vids of preparing and cooking different things you're interested in eating. Start small and easy and in a couple years you'll be a legitimate "good" cook. I did this during COVID barely being able to make kraft mac, and I do stupid shit like home made pizzas in my sleep today. You won't regret it anon

>>513974621
this
also uniroincally the google AI summary is good for simple recipes if you prefer just reading instead of watching for 10 minutes

>>513974385
I like it
And feel better that it was a joke

Do you like cornbeef with onions carrots potatoes and cabbage?

>>513974326
you will be SO proud of the first mashed potatoes you make, anon, trust me

>>513974757
>cornbeef
is that like pickled beef?
slow boiled in broth?
would

>>513974006
It would be funny if he posted pictures of himself with a pig mask, it would be a funny persona.

>>513969641
The trick is to go just before the farmer's market closes. They are far more willing to negotiate or throw extras in the bag when there's not much time left.

>>513974757
speaking of cabbage
ever tried ground pork (or beef or chicken) with rice stewed in cabbage leaves and tomato sauce?
if not, find a Polish/Russian/Ukrainian shop and ask for golabki/golubtsy
pic related

>>513974900
Yes, that’s it.

Potatoes and onions and carrots added to a lower heat after roasting for a few hours, then an hour before serving you add the cabbage.
I use a nice mustard with the meat and veg, and some vinegar and salt and pepper on the cabbage. 10/yummy would recommend

Pic related is skirt steak tacos with peppers. Also very tasty

>>513975403
They're called cabbage rolls here you can get them in any grocery store.

>>513974984
based tip, thanks anon

>>513975403
> ever tried ground pork (or beef or chicken) with rice stewed in cabbage leaves and tomato sauce?
No I haven’t, but I NEED to.
Is it hard to make on your own? I enjoy cooking

>>513975516
>They're called cabbage rolls here you can get them in any grocery store.
yes but your version comes drenched in curry, coriander, chilli and cardamon
and makes you shit fire for two days, Ranjeesh

>>513975601
the tricky part is folding the cabbage over the meat and not have it fall apart
tbqh I haven't enjoyed good gołąbki since grandma died