This is basically the only universe where the internet exists. Life simply doesn't produce technology. Put a million monkeys on typewriters and one of them will produce shakespear.

>>513972108 (OP)
I just hate niggers, anon

>>513972306
Your afterlife will be as a nigger eating shit in a jungle rather then a hyper tech space faring civ. The internet has a lifespan that's the same as a human

>>513972108 (OP)
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.