Thread 513979662

How much time does he have left and what will a Vance presidency look like?

>>513979662 (OP)
JD Vance is poisoning Donald Trump because Donald Trump dying is the only way he will ever be president

>>513979662 (OP)
I feel like their official explanation of "he shakes hands all day and old people bruise easily" makes the most sense. Imagine what's going on in the world while you're distracting people with this.

>>513979662 (OP)
necrosis set in, i would give him appx 14 days.

>>513979662 (OP)
>what will a Vance presidency look like?
Rudderless "conservatism" of the UK Tory variety. Still an upgrade from Kamala. Vance has built his persona on putting a professional, educated spin on whatever flavor-of-the-week bullshit Trump came up with on his iPhone this week. Without his role as Trump's hypeman I don't think he will have any clear-cut vision of his own. Republican Gerald Ford essentially.

>>513979662 (OP)
Probably not much. Queen of England had these marks and she died a few months later.

>>513979662 (OP)
Ten years, give or take 2 weeks. Its just old man bruising from blood thinner and thin skin.

>>513980353
Ford was Republican.

>>513979662 (OP)
>what will a Vance presidency look like?
Rudderless "conservatism" of the UK Tory variety. Still an upgrade from Kamala. Vance has built his persona on putting a professional, educated spin on whatever flavor-of-the-week bullshit Trump came up with on his iPhone this week. Without his role as Trump's hypeman I don't think he will have any clear-cut vision of his own. Gerald Ford chapter 2 with an even worse recession to contend with.

>>513979662 (OP)
He sprained his hand jerking off bibi, please understand

>>513980273
I unironically think this.

>>513979662 (OP)
Is Drumpf more oranger than usual? Maybe he got liver disease.

>>513980340
>hes turning black!
>just 14 more weeks until drumpf runs as a democrat!

>>513980544
lol

>>513979662 (OP)
This is obviously his jewish handlers torturing him. Remember elon's black eye? It's the same thing.

>>513980714
hes got nigger disease

>>513979662 (OP)
Old people bruise all the time

no couch cushion left unturned

>>513980908
because?

>>513979662 (OP)
>what will a Vance presidency look like?
All 1 billion Indians get h1b status. All of them.

>>513979662 (OP)
This is blood cancer. Zion Don is on borrowed time.

>>513979662 (OP)
They are pumping him with vitamins.

>>513980908
They sure do when they are just about to die lol

>>513979662 (OP)
He's got that veins issue

Do we have to have threads every single day about Trump's hands? He's old, his hands bruise and he covers it with makeup. We don't need 10 threads a day about it.

>>513980273
Fpbp. JD Vance, Thiel, CIA, and Mossad tried to kill Trump at the rally so Vance would become president.

>blue and orange
kino

>>513981131
you don't bleed like that unless you are blood thinner for some heart condition.

>>513979662 (OP)
>How much time does he have left
Both not enough and way too much

Trump ain't dying he promised 2028.

>>513979662 (OP)
>Vance
Do people really believe Vance is going to be president or are they memeing?

>>513979662 (OP)
Looks like a sub-dermal bleed when your nurse fucks up the blood draw. Had a nurse stab all the way through the vein and out the other side, had to back up to get the blood draw. Left a massive bruise as the blood puddled under the skin before sealing off the holes.

Then again maybe he just hit his hand on something. Old people are fragile. I'd be interested to know if he's been to the hospital recently. Though it doesn't really matter. This jew cocksucker needs to die.

>>513979662 (OP)
>what will a Vance presidency look like
milquetoast
he will literally do nothing

>>513979662 (OP)
It could be the mark of Jesus

>>513981237
It's the procedure if the president dies. Obviously MAGA won't vote him in, that's his only chance.

>>513981314
more christ cuckery—i guarantee it

>>513981370
more jeets too probably

>>513981349
Wrong side of the hand

>>513981237
That's how our system of succession works. If Vance decided to resign after Trump's death, the torch would pass to Speaker of the House. Mike Johnson is an even blander good-ol-boy conservative who would get nothing done.

>>513980273
No one wants Trump gone more than JD Vance

>>513980946
same reason women

>>513981218
Yeah, he's probably taking blood thinners. He's fucking 80 years old. Does it warrant a dozen threads a day?

>>513980544
KEK

>>513981365
>>513981461
Yikes

>>513980273

trump needs to last until the midterms so vance can be president for 10 years

>>513981564
The potential death or serious illness of the President is newsworthy. It's not about making fun of him for being old, it's about his insecurity in covering it up with makeup for the last week and a change in course for the country if he dies.

>>513979662 (OP)
>gets shot in the ear, it's fake, never happened, set up, look how his ear healed so it fake, everything trumps does and say is fake and a lie
now
>has a burse on his hand. OMG HE GANNA DIE, look bros his ankles are huge and since i am a doctor that means he ganna die, i will now make a youtube video on how his bruse and ankle means his heart is giving up now believe me since i proof and medical records.

why is everyone so obsessed with trump...

>>513979662 (OP)
Could be aspirin

>>513981674
>for the last week
he's done it all year. it's old news. he's old. every president besides obama has been old as fuck. it isn't news. biden is only a year older.

there should be an age limit for presidents.

He's declined rapidly over the last 4-5 years, you can see it, but old people usually do. Vance is a secret democrat, so you'll see the most left leaning republican you've seen for a while

>>513979662 (OP)
>How much time does he have left and what will a Thiel presidency look like?

>>513980544
Unironically plausible, or someone just as powerful.

>>513979662 (OP)
Months hopefully, but the jews will keep him alive to keep the grift going.

>>513980273
Trump losing the midterms and getting removed is also an option.

>>513979662 (OP)
It looks like psoriasis. It's often due to stress and goes away with some lotion. My teacher had a big one on his arm in a period when he looked really stressed. I think the Epstein Files are literally shortening Trump's life on a daily basis. He might die before we learn the truth.

Heres my take as a chronic illness guy. He got a blood draw, whether it was to test for an acute illness or a routine checkup is the question. As far as the bruising goes, the phlebotomist probably has a hard time getting veins on the goy because he drinks diet pepsi instead of water and dehydration will make your veins harder to find. Blood draw through the hand is usually a good route as you can see the veins easier and its probably less drawn from (which matters when youre 70+). Anybody who has gotten a blood draw enough to chance a bruise knows thats exactly what it looks like, and the fact that hes old further galvanizes my argument.