Thread 514776490

>Putin tells Ukraine: End war via talks or I will end it by force
https://archive.is/gbpDG

https://united24media.com/latest-news/oreshnik-missile-and-nuclear-strike-training-in-russia-belarus-zapad-2025-drills-10747

>Lukashenko tells citizens “prepare for war"
https://euromaidanpress.com/2025/08/20/putin-oreshnik-missiles-belarus-war-warning

cucktin lost syria for less of ukraine than he had three years ago btw

>>514776490 (OP)
Luka is about to be couped by his own generals then.

>>514776490 (OP)
>khomenKO
>(((KO)))
Uhum yeah. Keep me posted

Daily reminder, killing the pedophile elitist scum is more beneficial than going to eat with each other

>>514778636
>Eat
War*. Why is google like this?

>>514776490 (OP)
Ok, when is Puttin arriving for talks? Also how is he planning to pay for damages?

>>514778731
He invited Zelensky to Moscow, he’ll pay the reparations due there

>>514776490 (OP)
Nigger has been saying the same shit for the past 4 years.

>>514776490 (OP)
Oh, he's scared by the oil fields getting blown.

>>514776490 (OP)
Kind of insane to me that Belarus still hasn't officially joined the war over 3 years on. I thought they would join immediately back in 2022. It just makes sense. They are north of Ukraine. They are close allies with Russia. They publicly support Russia's actions in Ukraine, why wouldn't they join and fight too?

>>514778572
>Luka is about to be couped by his own generals then.

Seems like this is the case, and that if Belarus joined, there would be even more internal division and protest. Perhaps they can still help in some way. A Belarussian invasion from the north could cripple Ukraine and help Russia achieve victory.

>>514776490 (OP)
>man who was incapable of getting what he wants by force threatens to get what he wants by force

>>514780950
>A Belarussian invasion from the north
One: Only reason Luka is in power is cause the FSB saved his ass in 2020
Two: member the 40km traffic jam trying to move on the only available road surrounded by bogs? I members

>>514780950
Lukashenko is a master of sitting at two chairs.
The sole reason he allowed Belarus to be used in an initial attack is that glowniggers tried to pull another Maidan in Belarus. Hohols were heavily involved in hat.

>>514778731
Two more weeks. The war is safe and effective.

nukes are fake and gay btw

>>514776490 (OP)
monke does always the bare minimum not to be ousted by his own military. If he wasn't a westoid agent he would have said those things in 2015 when it became clear that Little Russia (aka 'urine' or something) would have never respected the Minsk accords.

>>514776490 (OP)
I don't understand why the Russians think they are even in the position to launch an attack on Poland or even the Baltics when they haven't even wrapped up Ukraine yet.

>>514778612
There are 5~6 "enko"-s on that editorial room. https://united24media.com/authors

>>514778797
A ruse, just like when they held Dubček under house arrest during the Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia

>>514776490 (OP)
The gloves are coming off for real this time

>>514776490 (OP)
Due to ongoing Missile training, we ask everyone to evacuate the training area - Kiev. Thank you for your understanding.

>>514776490 (OP)
>Lukashenko tells citizens “prepare for war"
another media blackout and prison beatings?

>>514778797
Zelensky isn't annexing Moscow, no interest in muslim shitholes

>>514783763
Unironically

Got the green light from China.

>>514783532
never met a guy with a bloody broken nose who's been carried by two loser friends shouting how he's gonna come back and kick your ass and then you keep seeing that loser and he just looks angrily at you and sometimes points a finger like the "comback" just hasn't happened yet?

There's no real point arguing with pro-Russoids about how badly the war has gone. But the "attrition" strategy does not seem to be going well either. It's a mess and Putin though he could take the capital in 3 days.

>>514783532
aside from the fact that we dont or ever planned attack on Poland or Baltics unless they started war, Ukraine has bigger and stronger military atm than most of rest of NATO there combined.

If Ukraine suddenly decided to conquer Poland atm, it could. Easily.

>>514784803
your cope is pathetic and everyone is laughing at you

he's sweating bullets because his whole petrol station economy is about to collapse
>Ukrainian drone strikes strangle Putin’s fuel supplies
https://archive.md/vBVSQ

this is before the flamingos even enter the picture

>>514776490 (OP)
>Putin tells Ukraine: End war via talks or I will end it by force
He is going to activate the REAL russian army, which he has kept in reserve until now in case NATO attacks. Zelensky should really come to the negotiating table and hand over what russia demands, before Ukraine is no more. Ever asked yourself, why no t14 armatas have been used? Yep. There's a million strong, highly trained and equipped army in russia that only gets activated in real wars, which the SMO isn't .. yet.

>>514784803
>If Ukraine suddenly decided to conquer Poland atm, it could. Easily.
Ukraine is completely reliant on western money and weapons so no it could not

>>514776490 (OP)
..... and now, we bring you live footage from the ZAPAD exercises. Long live god-emperor Pootin!

>>514783425
>Little Russia
I don't think you know what it really means, pidor.

>Im gonna conquer Ukraine for realz now!!! Dahnald pls back me up to make a deal where I get everything I want before this happens!!
T. Homo Monkus Ziggerinus

>>514785285
Will we ever get to see Russias final form?

>>514785393
... first reports are in. Globohomo are shaking in their little booties in fear of being multipolarized in an instant.

In other news, 9th Assault Donkey Brigade and 3rd Combined Electric Scooter and Golf Cart Regiment are reporting a glorious victory over the battlefield in Pokrovsk. We are glad to report that the tiny city fell for 23rd time this month.

>>514781406
this

>>514776490 (OP)
>End war via talks or I will end it by force
Once the 1st guards chinese golf-cart division enters the field, everything will be alright

>>514776490 (OP)
Is he taking his glove off and rasing his eyebrown. He might even invade them.

Get in there Putin and fuck up the piggies once and for all.

>>514786306
>Once the 1st guards chinese golf-cart division enters the field, everything will be alright
Onward to banan!

Will it just take three days this time?

>>514776490 (OP)
>Russian be like: WE WILL NUKE YOU! WE WILL NUKE YOU! WE WILL NUKE YOU! WE WILL NUKE YOU! WE WILL NUKE YOU!

Another empty threat
I sleep

>>514786338
But are the eggs being measured, or will the ass be in the ass?

>>514785805
.... now for Sports, we move to Gena (who takes it in the ass). The Russian empire continues to dominate all major events. We are particularly proud of our most accomplished athlete to date - The T-72 "Tossnik" with a new record of 376.5 meters in the turret toss event. This largely ignored sport is quickly becoming the nation's favorite pastime in the last couple of years. Some experts believe that this popularity in the sport can singlehandedly revitalize Russia's entire space exploration program. "With enough krokodil and steady cabbage diet, he can make it to Mars next time! - one completely sober citizen said.

>>514786431
Russia uses a nuke.
Ukrainian drone causes a nuclear accident in Russia that causes mass death and radioactive banans for 50% of the place.
Putin makes another threat that he's really really super serious now and has taken off his gloves and his underwear

>>514786478
The glove is in the ass and the eyebrow is fully raised. Arm the goldfcart with full banan, blayt