Thread 515751007

>Hindu telling a dead Christian they will meet in the mythical Norse place of Valhalla in the Mormon state of Utah
lol
lmao even

>>515751007 (OP)
The US is a melting pot, chud

>>515751007 (OP)
seemed very strange and out of place, maybe he lost a bet or something

it's a capeshit administration

>>515751234
the entire thing reads like he asked chatgpt what right wing white nationalist chuds would say in an event like this

or it is some CIA glowie insider joker

>>515751007 (OP)
HEIL KASH
HEIL OUR PEOPLE
KASH IS PROTOARYAN

>>515751234
he admires your pagan way of life

>>515751007 (OP)
Vallhala is neutral ground
Hindus cant go to Heaven
And Christians cant get reincarnated
So they have to meet somewhere

>>515751234
He's respecting your people's indigenous culture and you choose to make fun of him?

>>515751007 (OP)
Hey... you know the Germans started this stupid "Aryan" meme. It was debunked decades ago. They said that German was linguistically derived from languages in India.
But when DNA analysis was done, it was debunked.
I guess if Hitler repeated it, it's gospel that Norse and street shitters are brothers.

>>515751519
Hindus can't say: "See you in the afterlife"?

>>515751519
>Vallhala is neutral ground
he could have just said nothing about the afterlife

>>515751007 (OP)
HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE PLACE AFTER THE END TIMES, WHERE THE ELITES WILL REJOICE AFTER EXTERMINATING YOU

>>515751519
Contd

"Yo Charlie"
"Sup Kash"
"I'm about to be reincarnated as a cow"
"Got some tips on how not end up in a hamburger?"

"Lets Meet up in Valhalla. We'll talk"

>>515751759
Based
Hitler was/is never wrong

>>515751007 (OP)
Based, my fellow Jeet. Judeo Heaven doesn't exist. It' a made up bullshit to fool Mutts.

>>515751007 (OP)

Mormons are Polytheist.

>>515751935
So the elites were the good guys after all?
>>515751773
no because hindus reincarnate, you will end up as a bug if you sin too much.

>>515751007 (OP)
>LARPagainism finally mentioned on the grand stage in front of the country
>It's from incompetent Rajeet DEI hire talking about Valhalla
>To a Christian in the Mormon state
AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>515751474
this, notice how glowniggers love co-opting what chud nationalists or /pol/ likes saying and even goes as far as to use /pol/ semantics or terms.
Glowies gotta be genuinely desperate if they go as far as to call you a kike for not supporting one of the most obvious jewish political agendas.
They hate not being able to control the narrative other than that of normalfags

>>515751007 (OP)
this public service announcement is brough to you by Chat GPT and Palantir.

>>515751007 (OP)
Americans have no culture. They just think Valhalla is that cool place Thor from the MCU movies comes from.

>>515752462
>>515752535
>He should have talked about our circumcised savior rabbi yeshuva instead!!!!

>>515752255
welp, better go stand in front of a train and hope to come back not indian
good luck

>>515751007 (OP)
>slams book
to valhalla

????

I guess his way to say, okay we finally got him.. shouldn't have poasted all that crap on social media before we got him?

>>515753281
>SAAAAAR JEETHALLA IS REAAAAL SAAAAR HE REDEEMED SHARTHALLA SAAAAR
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHH

>>515751741
Christ cucks don’t believe in Valhalla. This is just cringe retarded dorks trying to project some sense of warrior code when not a single one was a warrior in any sense. These faggots preach peace before battle

>>515751007 (OP)
this guy is pure comedy, hope Trump keeps him around

because a class war is taking place and the establshment prefers to draw your focus elsewhere aka a manufactured "culture war" and the talking heads provided to you

aka faggots for the establishment, blackmailed/financed and astroturfed so faggots in the pocket of the state can help manufacture and steer narratives amidst the bot legions

so focus on the gossip ,hysteria and the finger pointing while their paymasters sack the country and poison the air supply

>>515751007 (OP)
>>Hindu telling a dead Christian they will meet in the mythical Norse place of Valhalla in the Mormon state of Utah
That is multiculturalism. Everyone believes in something but nobody is on the same common moral grounds. A functioning nation needs one religion and one God. ln the west this should be the living God Jesus Christ.

>>515751007 (OP)
Intentional malicious deconstruction. they are trying to crash the plane... with no survivors

>>515753819
>da joos are the problem
>that's why we should worship a jew and argue theology in a semitic context
you should know better, hans... theres a reason why the greatest leader of your country didn't choose christian symbols

>>515751519
Valhalla is for Warriors, neither qualify. Cjristcucks shitting on pagans online doesn't make them qualified in any way.

god people were mad at him... esp that first presser... he screwed up. while the feds and bolis where holding a press confence there, he went on twitter
>we got him

>>515754476
was there a concept of metaphorical warriors , like someone who dies defending his values or no

>>515751007 (OP)
Hinduism is unironically more similar to Germanic paganism than to Christianity.
Hinduism and Germanic paganism are both descendants of Indo-European religion, whereas Christianity is a Semitic religion.

>>515754796
>now here's a guy who took world history 101

>>515751007 (OP)
If this wasn't the icing on the cake to say fuck you, it was a professional hit and now my Indian ass is being made to shit on Christian God lmao could they be any more blatant they want to confuse and kill your or make you kill yourself lmao
Sandnigger kike worshipper

>>515754796
Can you nigger jeets stop claiming everything was Indian like the niggers do.

>>515754701
fuck off

>>515754796
keep telling your self that..... .. there is a cosmic cow, audhumla, it doesn't involve cow dung piss.
guy get hit by lightening, burry him in cow fececs... no it falls in line with the greek shit, which what is part of? cowdng worship? smear poop on your self?

look there is disgusting things in åsatru, we still have a lot of the songs but not cow dung and feces...

this is an excuse to be unclean

this is hindy extremism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5NWIPyUIHw
>cow poop good
>cow pee good
I vomited rn....

>>515755580
>>515755455
I am not a Jeet. I think Hinduism is a backwards religion because of their caste system and general disregard for hygiene.

>>515755580
Do you think the norse pagans were particularly clean before romans christianized them ?

>>515754796
yes, but the other way around from what you're saying. jeets adopted indo-aryan religion from their ancient conquerers and slowly bastardized it

>>515756011
Do you know what syncretism is retard
There was no invasion, it was a merging of beliefs.

>>515751007 (OP)
No, the rest of the world literally watches you like they watch big brother.

>>515755875
you will have to ask an historian man, but you know what frustrates me a lot about neopagans? so you have this ritual called blot, it comes from blood. animal ritual sacrifice, so is widely documented.

okay I have to do it, you ie also got this we have preserved the songs.... it involves a dried horse benis...

https://www.arild-hauge.com/blot.htm

soap btw is from here, is older than you think.. I mean the word is from here

>>515755875
it didn't involved poop and piss like in india at least, that's their cope... also it's been 1000 years.... 5 years from now we have been christian for 1k years we still got this shit written down lol


some of it at least

>>515757000
you must be not quick to judge your ancestors
everything was for a reason
what seems like primtive worshipping rocks and trees, sacrificing animals, even eating horse brains, it all has a reason
doesnt mean one should just illogically follow to the extremes, but dont mock your ancestors so you can fit in with judeo christkike semites

>>515751234
Ignorant hindoos are afraid to praise Jesus because they think white people get all their power from him

>>515757365
dreid horsepenises in linen presevered in onion were supposed to be for fertility

I am an engineer man I don't know these things they did 995 years ago....

just say I'm glad we don't do that anymoar lol

>>515757701
is google translate one of these songs, they are passing this dried horse penis around


we still horse though, us and the belgians, christians tried to ban this. but we both still do it.. not horse bensies tghough

indos were horse cults

>>515757701
you know i can't read that ... i opened the website and my browser doesnt do any auto translate.
> just say I'm glad we don't do that anymoar lol
Ok better to be atheist than derive spirituality from semitic mythology is all
In fact we should have an atheist society that brings in traditions and high-level spirituality from our native culture...
think of hitler and nazis
they didnt use christcuck symbols for a reason
they thought abrahamism had no place in the european spirit
they used pagan symbols everywhere
but does that mean they literally did these pagan rituals, no

>>515756654
>merging
yeah that's the problem lol
>>515757701
>magic dick wand bestowing fertility
makes more sense than the eucharist, scapegoat cannibal shit. put all your sins on one man and then eat him, like wtf

>>515757989
>indos were horse cults
They were also pastoralists who herded cows
you can understand where cow piss / shit worship comes from ... it is all a bastardization of some original culture
for norse maybe it ended up as horse penis, because horse-drawn chariots were part of indo european culture
in india it ended up a different way

>>515758128
christianity is greek philosophy anon

>>515751007 (OP)
Most of these forced memes are retarded faggot shit. These ones are hilarious.

>>515758360
EVEN IF it were greek culture that would be alien to northern european peoples' spirit
and i dont know what conspiracy you have in mind but a religion from the middle east is not greek

Spencer Cox also said something about people not being "evolved" enough to prepare themselves for shocking events like someone getting shot

hilarious

saying "evolve" to a bunch of race traitors that don't believe in evolution and patel saying "Valhalla"

this is Idiocracy

>>515758360

no, no it isn't

>>515754476
Agreed. No street shitter hindus or christcucks in Valhalla.

>>515751007 (OP)
>mythical
lol thats where you're wrong

just saying man.. all those neopagans they don't go check the rites.. most of them.. would get
>OMG!! SICK DISGUSTING
but man is not uniqque these religions of the old.. is a reason jesus rejected blood... because it was all blood religions, he goes you only do my blood now

>>515751285
>norse gods
>capeshit
the jews have kiked your brain so hard

>>515758878
>jesus rejected blood
he rejected the most important type of blood
>neither jew nor greek
racial purity is implied in norse pagan religion and pagan religions in general
the spirituality is heavily tied to the geography, plants, animals, landscape, it is racial in nature
thats why islam and christianity consider nationalism and fascism as evil

>>515751759
Lmao what is this retarded graph? A Mongol is genetically closer to an Englishman than to a Jap? Fuck off

>>515751007 (OP)
I will never looks at larpagans the same way anymore

>>515759180
did you not pass biology honors back in high school?

>>515759108
blood as in chop off an oxen's head you mayby first declared to thor... and smear it on the idols

not as in blood human blood.. though we have examples of this too. so you hjave god damn ... ahem Jackson Crawford! where are you come in here

btw check this guy oout I take my had off he is so good. god I'm sliding.. oh yeah there is ie this one example is one of the lade earls, they are in this battle, so right out there, he goes sacrifices his son.. as in bloting, and it turns the entire fight.. sick... and you have this swedish king that keeps on sacrificing his sons to live longer, but that's largely mythological the swedes got so angry so they denied him

>>515758360
ok then you shouldn't have a problem with not worshiping a circumcised rabbi, right?

>>515751234
Maybe he's simply retarded. That would fit much better with everything else he does.

>>515760477
This part is true, but with some nuance
Paganism is inherently blood and soil. The sagas or epics or philosophy didnt need to talk about excluding niggers because they never even saw africans
There's nothing to "fill in" as much as it is just logically extending the beliefs
It should just be evident, norse paganism can't be perpetuated or maintained by africans or indians or chinese.
Hell i would argue norse paganism can't even exist with white people in australia
It is indeed tied to SOIL
Why are oak trees considered sacred? you wont find the answer in australia...
>>515760068
Circumcision/mutiliation is the original blood sacrifice

>>515758913
he is likely referring to how politicians twist the representation of said figures to their narratives while making it sound like it was some capefaggot vs bad guys thing

>>515751007 (OP)
I saw someone call him kashapp Patel early and thought they were being funny, but then I saw on Wikipedia, that's actually his real full name.
this world isn't real

>>515751007 (OP)
You fags have been larping Valhalla and norse paganism for 20 years at this point on 4chan and are surprised and shocked when you hear the word "valhalla" mentioned in normal culture.

If you peek out your window, you'll also notice that the sky is blue.

>>515754476
Shangri-La is for those who have attained Rigpa.

>>515751007 (OP)
It feels like you're in Valhalla after nutting in that widow pussy

>>515751199
that was the 20th century
now it's a chamber pot

Daily reminder: Rabbi Yeshua ben Yosef said "Sheol" and "Gehenna".

Heaven is an entirely Pagan concept :)

>>515752255
when do you filthy fucking peasants stop inviting yourselves into everyone else's business? have the jews told you when you're allowed to stop?

>>515754476
>>515758848
Nothing in norse mythology suggests that Valhalla is restricted to the norse.

so you got him now use your heritage...... and

poop on him
india is joining russia on this campaign starting now god I hate india so much... there will be indian officers in belarus, 65 to be precise

>>515763639
did chatjeetpt tell you that bullshit durgesh?

>>515762991
Weird thing to call that tranny you fuck

>>515763491
He didnt repeatedly talk about the kingdom of shoel dumbass. Its a different concept entirely.

Plebiscite

>>515751007 (OP)
>Valhalla
People just say that as a colloquialism. Your autism and low IQ are making you read too much into it

>>515763639
absolutely true is jsut about how you die basically

+ freyja takes half

>>515751519
I'm sorry, but Valhalla is full.

>>515751234
americans always talk like reality show characters or repeat phrases from movies/vydia etc. Get used to it

>>515763774
Do you think a white fbi director would have made a prayer to a pagan god? Or would they know the difference between pretending and real life?

>>515763931
you're not of this hemisphere. none of this culture is yours to appropriate. nobody invited you

a human being would be fucking embarrassed to put himself in a position to be told he doesn't belong. a pajeet is another story

>>515751007 (OP)
Does he ever not look fucking terrified? Even if he's inexperienced I would have thought for sure he would be trying to mask it and maintain some composure. Or some staff would very gently pull him aside and coach a little. Instead he looks like spaghetti is about to rocket from his pockets at any moment.

Heaven is a great tool for keeping people docile.

>don't worry about your people being slaughtered goyim you'll all go to heaven :^)

>>515764052
i think you and your people should go home to the subcontinent

>>515751234
Pajeets are hollow inside

>>515764074
You're low iq and go on reddit to much. Go outside, reevaluate your gay little internet addiction, get your shit together and get a clue

>>515764206
The pagans were more docile than the Christians. Remember, one group wiped the other out.

>>515751007 (OP)
In all fairness, Hinduism basically just slightly more codified paganism

>>515764225
Absolutely desperate

>>515751504
>Not posting the white maxxing pic.
Hope you're kiddin' me

>>515764300
Telling a lifelong Christian upon his death, that you'll "see him in Valhalla" might as well be spitting on his casket you absolute dunce.

Lol. Do you know anything about the history of religion in the west? Literally ANYTHING?

>>515751007 (OP)
>>Hindu telling a dead Christian they will meet in the mythical Norse place of Valhalla in the Mormon state of Utah
>lol
haha
its full on clown world, in case you hadnt noticed
nobody can out-clown Tump

>>515751007 (OP)
He was inspired by Alex Jones, who said the same exact thing on his Wednesday show.

>>515763491
>Rabbi Yeshua ben Yosef
It never cease to amuse me that its what /pol/ worships. Truly the most jewed board on the site

>>515764519
he has that mentally ill glownigger stare

>>515764650
Its colloquial you dumb gorilla

>>515764650
>Telling a lifelong Christian upon his death, that you'll "see him in Valhalla" might as well be spitting on his casket you absolute dunce.
it is pretty hilarious

>>515755875
>The Danes made themselves too acceptable to English women by their elegant manners and their care of their person. They combed their hair every day, bathed every Saturday, and even changed their garments often. They set off their persons by many such frivolous devices. In this manner, they laid siege to the virtue of the married women and persuaded the daughters, even of the nobles, to be their concubines
>t. John of Wailingford

>>515763998
kirk is lit there rn, unless it was some of the valkyries send him to to freyja

too far! is been 995 years anon stop it

>>515751007 (OP)
No shit, he said that? What'a bunch of clowns.

>>515751007 (OP)
He was hired exclusively for being a simple minded sycophantic cowardly yes-sar man, why did you expect?
Even in the briefing he couldn't stop sucking off everyone around him and saying zero things of note except a retarded statement, half makes me think it was a diversion to the fact that they've been so fucking useless but that's of course because they've been instructed to do nothing.

>>515765288
You don't say it over a Christians grave you fucking moron.

Have some goddamn self respect and grow out of the tree worship. It was never cool or edgy. Its time to stop being a teenager.

>>515754664
>w-what about the metaphorical warrior?

>>515763999
blow it out your ass

>>515752255
Calm down, senpai.

based viking poster

>>515765934
kek he will go down in history like the worst inept fbi director ever

sigh...

I want this world back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HonmB1k12FA

There is no Valhalla
There’s Heaven
And Hell (absence of God, a choice you make)
Neopaganism is a cringe psy-op and sign of spiritual decay just as prophecied

forgot pic

>>515751773
>>515751519
>Vallhala is neutral ground
Valhalla being afterlife's Switzerland, sounds cool.

>>515754701
nice try jidf, still not worshipping a kike. sorry

>>515751007 (OP)
USA is a laboratory to test how stupid human beings can be.

>>515751007 (OP)
I fucking love this Jeet. Modern court jester. I cannot stop laughing.

>>515767141
>worship me or im gonna throw your in a fire. In fact even if you worship me but dont do it as I liked according to a book that can be interpreted in 500 different ways, I'm still throwing you in fire
lol nice god faggot

Does getting shot unexpectedly count as dying in battle?

>>515751007 (OP)
>>Hindu telling a dead Christian they will meet in the mythical Norse place of Valhalla

they share an ancestor in the proto-indo-european religion.

let's go
https://youtu.be/j2F4INQFjEI?this is is not swedish right? like roxette?

>>515765934
I would follow you into the depths of Náströnd, my Jarl

>>515765934
>>515769148
NOOOOOOOOOOOO india is sending 65 officers to the drill in bellarus, india is NOT our fren

>>515768251
don't get stoltenberg syndrome he was incompetent... at leat he didn't go in a bunker like stoltenberg did

:Stoltenberg syndrome
when breivik attacked, stoltenberg went into a bunker instead of being a leader

and auf chief(the youth party) commandeered a ship, because he was a homosexual .. a 30 year old homosexual, so they had to comandeer him... while the kids got rekt

>Patron Gods of America on "Capital Hill"
>Mercury, with his winged petasos and sandals and a caduceus

Always remember, that the Great God Hermes, the Thrice Greatest, is named, explicitly, as one of the Patron Gods of the United States of America.

How great is Hermes?

One can work one's whole life, to put the culmination of one's wisdom, thoughts, and expertise it words for posterity, and one would still not come close to the Greatness of this God, who's works are still three times Greater still, yet to this day, such works are known after the work of the Great God Hermes.... who gave unto mankind the nature of reason and the wisdom of the Gods, are named called after his honor..... and are known as one's "Magnum Opus".

>>515771610
based and hermes pilled

>>515751741
When I heard him say Valhalla I immediately took a shit on my living room floor as an act of solidarity and respect with saar Patels indian culture.

>>515765934
>From below the dragon dark comes forth,
>Nithhogg flying from Nithafjoll;
>The bodies of benchods on his wings he bears,
>The saarpent bright: but now must I shit.

>>515751007 (OP)
Not gonna lie
Im enjoying these Patel memes

>>515763999
KISS MY GRITS

On the graves of my divine Viking ancestors, as sure as the blood of Wotan flows through my Aryan veins, I will wield the hammer of Thor and bring Charlie justice in this world or the next.

bound for VALHǪLL

>>515771610

>Triple distillation.

Also teacher to both Alchemists and Chemists; and father of both fields.

>>515751007 (OP)
Hesgeth's rallying the troops so he can give a fucking speech on Charlie Kirk is fucking hilarious as well
>"I'm not here in front of the cameras, doing this for the media"
Meanwhile being broadcast live on fox.
All this shit is pure performative nonsense. Kirk was just a fucking talking bobble head for the Koch Brothers. They'll simply replace him with a new merc in 6 months