How would he have reacted to the assassination?
Q
(ID: drFrXc/K)
9/14/2025, 8:45:24 PM
No.516013669
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>>516013462 (OP)
He would have jumped in front of the bullet, and saved Kirk's life.
>With a cute wink before his last breath
Anonymous
(ID: Kp6C3kil)
9/14/2025, 8:46:42 PM
No.516013815
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>>516013896
>>516014293
>>516013462 (OP)
It would have reminded him of that tragedy that happened the next day
Anonymous
(ID: dfkmPR04)
9/14/2025, 8:47:28 PM
No.516013896
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>>516013815
It was a really terrible day actually.
Anonymous
(ID: qN4elmtI)
9/14/2025, 8:48:36 PM
No.516014031
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I heard about this guy hey this guy charlie kirk huh
Guess he asked God to beam him up!
God got the direction wrong though and well
Lets just say charlie is looking up at us
Anonymous
(ID: e9PHGw2e)
9/14/2025, 8:51:19 PM
No.516014339
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That muthafucka still owe me twenty fie dalla!
>:-(
Anonymous
(ID: QKLh9Gcq)
9/14/2025, 8:57:03 PM
No.516014963
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>>516013462 (OP)
There's a comedian "Sammy Obeid" who did a good set on Charlie Kirk but Youtube censored it...
Anonymous
(ID: ncJDcWyx)
9/14/2025, 8:57:56 PM
No.516015059
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>>516013462 (OP)
Charlie Kirk is dead? I didn't even know he was sick!
Anonymous
(ID: Xifg2jyr)
9/14/2025, 8:59:09 PM
No.516015176
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>>516013462 (OP)
Charlie Kirk got shot? I didn’t even know he was sick.
Anonymous
(ID: NkPZBm1R)
9/14/2025, 9:01:13 PM
No.516015419
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>>516019199
He would have said something sincere and Christian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebfjuk2fHJo
Anonymous
(ID: T1+zL3Bl)
9/14/2025, 9:01:29 PM
No.516015455
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>So today in Utah, that's where all the mormons live, Charlie Kirk got shot
>The New York Times reports that the assassins' bullet pierced Kirk's neck. while he was doing a question and answer session in front of hundreds students for a political rally, and he was later pronounced dead at a nearby hospital
>Kirk, Charlie Kirk, Have you ever heard of this guy?
>Well apparently he was a really big deal, a very polarizing figure, he would tour college campuses and interact with the students, trying to expand the reach of right wing and conservative ideas to all the young people
>Two suspects were arrested for questioning then released and the alleged gunman and his accomplices are currently on the loose
>Utah Governor Cox gave a press conference together with local law enforcement and the FBI to calm the public and the hunt is on
>Well you know this whole thing reminds me of another period in human history
>You know who else did speaking tours on college campuses? The Nazis
>Have you heard of these guys? Powerful orators, drew a big crowd, one guy in particular
>I have to say that because my Jewish agent keeps threatening to stop my cancer medicine if I don't
>He's not a fan, he texted me this morning a Tiktok of his kids doing the Charllie dance
>*mimics getting shot and falling off chair*
>I felt it was a little in poor taste, this young man was a devoted husband and father
>Assassin
>Is that a Hebrew word? Assassin.
>In other news, Israel bombs UN aid tents in Lebanon killing 200 refugees and 15 international aid workers, doctors and reporters
>They've got these drones now
>*does high pitched noise and starts wheezing and coughing*
>*does swooping motion*
>Very accurate this new technology, powered by Microsoft's new AI DeepBlue
>No. no no, that was the chess thing right with Kasparov? He's Jewish right?
Anonymous
(ID: WQOog7yv)
9/14/2025, 9:03:33 PM
No.516015674
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>>516016207
>>516016670
>>516013462 (OP)
If he had anything to say at all, he'd have probably pointed out the irony that getting killed by a crazy pro-trans shooter isn't going to make new fans of the pro-trans movement nor convince people they're not crazy. Norm loved shitting on the trans agenda because its inherently absurd. A large portion of his final special was dedicated to pointing out how fucking crazy the entire trans "situation" is.
Anonymous
(ID: eyq6RLH/)
9/14/2025, 9:10:07 PM
No.516016486
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Who was the shooter identified as? You guessed it. Frank Stallone.
Anonymous
(ID: g7zoZdUH)
9/14/2025, 9:14:24 PM
No.516016958
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>>516017121
>CHARLIE KIRK LOSES GUN DEBATE BY A LONG SHOT :)
>oh I am sorry that should read: charlie kirk loses gun debate by a long shot :(
Anonymous
(ID: GtInPnq5)
9/14/2025, 9:21:35 PM
No.516017740
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Well, folks, terrible news out of Utah this week. A fella got shot. Yeah, a real shame. Charlie Kirk. He was giving one of his speeches, you know, at a college. A college! Used to be the most dangerous thing at a college was the cafeteria food. Or so the Germans would have you believe.
But this fella, Kirk, he's a young fella, full of piss and vinegar, as my old man used to say. And he's out there, on the campus, and... bang!
Anonymous
(ID: eueWU+cM)
9/14/2025, 9:25:11 PM
No.516018122
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>>516013462 (OP)
Since hes a christian, probably with grace and soberness.
Anonymous
(ID: W92e+7fY)
9/14/2025, 9:26:59 PM
No.516018340
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>>516018467
>>516017121
>uk flag
>abhorrent salt post
Why has this become so common recently?
Anonymous
(ID: 7R5woCni)
9/14/2025, 9:28:39 PM
No.516018528
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>>516013462 (OP)
> hates guns, uses them.
Its the hypocrisy of the left thats the worse part.
Anonymous
(ID: vmaRa4Qi)
9/14/2025, 9:49:08 PM
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>>516013462 (OP)
He would have made a joke about the lefty reddit fag reaction of a anyifa supporting gay furry boi who thinks kirk is a fascists is somehow advisor right wing.
