Thread 516589481

I view the absence of a foreskin as a threat to Western civilization. During the anticipated global civil unrest, individuals will be examined for the presence of a foreskin. Those who do not pass this examination will be deported to Israel.

men without foreskin aren't real men

>>516589481 (OP)
Honestly, I don't get why people lose their minds over this. It’s just a little bit of skin, right? Like, we’re not talking about chopping off fingers or anything. The way some of you go on about it, you’d think every circumcized guy walks around traumatized, clutching his phantom foreskin or something. Spoiler alert: most don’t even think about it. It’s like clipping your nails - yeah, you’re technically removing part of your body, but who’s crying over it? Life moves on.

Here’s the thing: the practice has been around for thousands of years. You’re not exactly uncovering a secret conspiracy here. People have done it for religious reasons, hygiene reasons, cultural reasons, whatever. Sure, maybe it’s not 100% medically necessary in most cases these days, but guess what? Neither is eating kale, and I don’t see anyone frothing at the mouth about that. The idea that it’s some grand violation is just peak internet hyperbole. Not everything is a moral battleground, and not every parenting decision needs to be dissected like it’s a Supreme Court case.

Don’t get me started on the 'my body, my choice' crowd suddenly going full activist for infant foreskins. Give me a break. You guys sound EXACTLY like feminist retards and it's so tiresome. Babies don’t get a choice in anything. Not their vaccines, not their bedtime, not even the ugly onesies their mom buys. Are we going to start holding public debates about those too? 'Baw, my parents didn’t let me choose my haircut when I was five, I’m so oppressed!' Fuck off.

At the end of the day, what’s the big deal? Are you going to sit there on your high horse crying over foreskins while the world burns around you? This is a non-issue dressed up as a crisis, and the only reason it’s even a debate is because people on the internet need something to scream about. If you don’t want to circumcise your kid, don’t. If you do, then do. But the idea that it’s worth all this drama? Nah, man. Touch grass, get a hobby, and chill.

>>516589481 (OP)
My new tattoo

op doesnt into debt slavery

>>516589752
>It’s just a little bit of skin, right?
Memeflaggot cope.
You are not White if you do not have a foreskin, period.

I'm convinced that circumcision stunts penile growth, and that my cock would be much smarter had the jews been able to mangle it.

>>516589752
You lose 70% of the sensation. So, the pleasure of sex is GREATLY reduced.

>>516589619
You're not helping the situation just cause you got lucky.

>>516592677
Women should no decide about a man's foreskin. Your father has betrayed you.

>>516589481 (OP)
Kevin over in accounting says that he has a covered wagon.

>>516593731
You will be deported to Isreal.