Thread 516619624

Meta is about to release the smartphone killer
>True AR glasses that do not replace your view of the world, but have transparent guides within the glasses to direct light into your eyes of a screen.
>Small wristband that detects finger movements to control interactions with the glasses display
>Live Captions that are detected by extremely sensitive microphones in the glasses that can detect even whispers
>Instagram reels fed straight into your eyeballs, no need to have a phone on you anymore to get brainrot
>Integrated mapping system that act as almost a video game map that directs you to any chosen place (Like google maps, but made by meta). It detects your orientation and position within the world, almost like a waypoint tracker but irl.
>Cameras on the front that are very high quality and are tracking all the time
>All for only $800
An appstore will be coming soon as well, so tiktok, youtube, pornhub, etc. will all be on these glasses very soon. The display is undetectable to other people around you unless they look very closely.

THIS will be the perfect propaganda machine. It will quickly replace the iPhone and be dominant in all markets. Governments will astroturf it as the new tech innovation that everyone has been waiting for.
Sponsored segments, ads, etc, all fed directly into your eyes. It's perfect. Society is even more doomed than before.

Soon you will see thousands of people on the streets, not on their phone, but staring into blank space and rubbing their fingers as they interact with the digital world fed into their eyes. You will talk to someone and they will not look at you, they will look through you while they watch subway surfers and your live captions as you talk.

It's over.

>>516619624 (OP)
i invented this tech back in 2000.
zuck is gonna owe me so much for those patents.

>>516619624 (OP)
How old are you?
I remember this shit being promised to me when I was in middle school. It never materialized.

Just mumble nigger a lot

>>516619624 (OP)
>It will quickly replace the iPhone
the only people that would wear these all day are airsoft players that would want the arena to look more video gamey.

>>516619624 (OP)
Imagine all the perverts who will use these to record women in public

>>516619785
Haha, oh yeah zuck you better get in contact with your lawyer cause i'm gonna scream and shit myself!

>>516619624 (OP)
these have been promised since the first occulus dev kit. I doubt they will take off.

>>516619945
>he doesnt know

>>516619624 (OP)
if your instagram reels are brainrot that's completely on you, mine look like this

>>516619804
>How old are you?
I could ask you the same question faggot. There's reviews of this tech online already. It's insane how Meta went from Orion to this as quick as they did.

I suspect government agencies quickly got the alarm bell for new way to control people and helped Meta with their R&D budget

>>516619785
I invented the tech back in 1994. You and zuck are in for a world of pain.

>>516619624 (OP)
I wear glasses. I'm not gonna get this shit + prescription lenses unless I can shit on Zuck's wife's tits.

I remember when Google tried this.
Mass disgust and harassment of the testers followed.
They quietly pulled it and didn't go back.

>>516619624 (OP)
Sweet, a new civilian spy gadget for enhanced big data surveillance! Nobody will use this for gangstalking purposes.

>>516619624 (OP)
Live demo was a disaster but it does seem good and it's cheap for what it is. I'd probably get one after a couple of generations when it improves and if it's not made by meta

>>516619624 (OP)
there are cheaper versions already on the market that dont require a facebook account

>>516619624 (OP)
I'd buy a pair if they are $50 max with guaranteed zero ads and no online account/phone number required else I literally don't give a fuck no matter how good the experience go fuck yourselves with your tracking slop

>>516619624 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_X6EyqXa2s

>>516620035
Yeah my classmates said the same shit back in middle school. I remember one liar even claimed he had purchased it.
Some technologies are like this I guess. Cold fusion is probably another good example, everyone gets really excited about it from time to time and a lot of promises are made but none fulfilled. Room temperature superconductors too. Lightsabers. We could probably name a hundred other examples.

>>516619624 (OP)
Who would buy this bullshit off a kike known for surveillance technology?

I don't know if I want the radiation of these things being blasted deep into my brains at the temples...

I got my first 5G smart phone 3 months ago a Samsung Galaxy S5 Ultra and I'd hold it in my right hand. Suddenly I've got this weird lumpon my wrist on the mesial side and nasty pain I've never had before. I stopped holding it to talk setting it on my desk and that went away. Srsy having electronic gear with antennai glued to your skull isn't necessarily a good plan.

>>516619624 (OP)
This is going to bomb. People pay thousands of dollars to NOT wear glasses.
DOA.

>>516619624 (OP)
It'll probably fuck your vision, and that's a good thing!! Retards deserve it.

>>516620159
Google glass failed because it was extremely cumbersome software wise, couldn't fold, was ugly as shit, and the biggest part was that people were FAR more serious about their data back then.

Look at the current markets now, even the current fucking generation is willingly going to ChatGPT and giving Mr. Altman all of their traumatic stories as it builds itself off of the therapy sessions. They aren't fluent in File Explorer at all.
This has been a dumbing down of society steadily over years, nobody knows what the fuck is inside of a computer anymore. You say "Graphics Card" and a zoomie will think you're talking to him about an actual fucking business card.

Parents let their children go on Oculus Quest 2/3 and play nigger tag all day as Mr Zuck gets all of their baby's precious data.
People today will willingly sell their souls as long as it means more convenience. "Never trust what you see on the internet" is a dead term. Internet literacy is gone.

>>516619624 (OP)
Another metaverse brain dead product another 400b lost. Kikeberg can only sell ads like the kikes who made google. Everything else he tries will fail.

>>516619624 (OP)
Going to fail because nobody wants to be a dumb NERD who wears glasses LOL!

>>516619624 (OP)
Does it come with the (((echoes))) app pre-installed?

>>516620349
Okay well if you're not willing to do any research of your own then maybe don't speak in this thread

>>516619624 (OP)
too bad ai is a balless souless search engine, if we had actual interacting thinking machines one could put a gf to exist with him for "real" with that. the elites will never allow it.

My name is Ted (as in, don't TRED on my space in line in front of the apple store) and as a smartypants university guy I approve this product and any messages contained therein.

>>516620613


This is just a little start, next step will be contact glasses

>>516619624 (OP)
>wearing glasses
now you too can out yourself as the literal subhuman that you are. at least there will be more mart sharting videos incoming, I guess.

>>516619624 (OP)
Google promised this gay bullshit 15 years ago. Nobody wants it. He'll I know people who don't even want to use their phones anymore, much less walk around looking like a hipster from 2015, but waving his arms around like he thinks he's a jedi. Tech will fail, Zuck will move on and somehow make more money.

>>516620589
>Another metaverse brain dead product another 400b lost
This innovation went from a $10k product down to an $800 product in the span of less than a year. Yes, features like motion tracking and 1 display per eye were cut (Only displays in the right eye now), but still tech that small in such a cheap product compared to a goyphone is an insane leap that I fully believe governments took part in.
Same vein as AI, it has been shilled so much by big corpos and the government, this will be astroturfed as better than the iPhone by major news companies and everyone will sell their souls for this spy machine.

>>516620798
>next step
doubt

>>516620965
People heavily doubted the iPhone and called it an abortion that no businessperson would ever use. Look where that got us.

>>516619624 (OP)
These dumb glasses are the 3D TV's of the future. Nobody wants them, everybody hates them, and no matter how good they get nobody will use them.
These nigger tech companies should spend money designing shit that people actually want

>>516621106
it cannot go from shit glasses to contact lenses IN ONE FUCKING STEP

>>516621106
>People heavily doubted the iPhone and called it an abortion
They weren't wrong

>>516619624 (OP)
Guess what happens when there is no electricity.
Faggots

>>516621106
This. Do you think that any urbanite yuppie scum dressed in a suit all day who lives in a glass condo will turn down a tacky consumer good that makes them look modern and high tech?

>>516620898
It's over, DOA. He should really find some not reptilic employee with non negative charisma to make his product demos.

>>516621148
>Nobody wants them, everybody hates them, and no matter how good they get nobody will use them.
Within 7 hours a review of them got 2 million views. People want them.

>>516619624 (OP)
Glasses are inconvenient, ugly and suite only women.

>>516621321
It still took over the entire world because normigroids wanted cool aestheticism and convenience over having a life

>>516621358
>Literallywho news
Wow, you're really convincing me with this.

>>516621359
How many views did google glass get? Nobody wants them.

>>516620081
Me and Shatner had a patent in '77. You, him and Zuck better leather up.

>>516621919
>Nobody wants le switch 2 because its a scam!
>Switch 2 becomes highest selling console OAT
>Nobody wants iphone because le keyboard is gone!!
>iPhone dominates and rapes entire societies for 2 decades
>Nobody wants le automobiles because its too expensive and is a fad!!
>Cars end up ruining and shaping cities for a millenia
Get the fuck out of here with the "Nobody wants this" bullshit. You're an autist on 4chan, you do not speak for the general public. Normies want the newest technology now, it's seen everywhere now and is even shown in fast fashion where everyone clamors for the newest billion dollar scam.
Hell, even fucking crypto got zoomies because it was a new fad in 2020. Bajillions in debt because they saw a big number and people talking about it and that it was new.

>>516619624 (OP)
If you wear this shit in public luddites will beat you with clubs and call you a robotfucker.

>>516622348
I never said any of those things nigger. I said nobody wants AR glasses and nobody wants 3d TVs. Do you have a 3D TV? Do you put on glasses every time you look at your TV? People don't want to wear stupid dumb looking shit on their face any time they want to do anything. That's why I keep my phone in my pocked instead of stapling it to my wrist.
Cry more nintendofag

Not interested in any of this, give me built-in zoom and an animal tracker so I can take pictures of birds, and also put in a nigger mapper so I can avoid brown people.

Is the tech even there, anyway? It's gonna have to be an HD screen visible in daylight that's also see-through and also has two cameras and also has internet connection and also has a bunch of other shit, I know we have smart watches but those things are basically little things that go on your wrist and contain no fancy cameras and only some shitty screen.
Battery life expectancy?

>>516622506
>People don't want to wear stupid dumb looking shit on their face any time they want to do anything
>2020 - 2023
Fucking kek you're seething

>>516619624 (OP)
Beware the Rise of Glasses-Snatching

>>516622591
>Battery life expectancy?
8 hours per charge. Up to 48 hours with the charging case.

>>516619624 (OP)
OOO WEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY!

Does it have facial recognition and can I jail break it to make certian individuals appear blue?

>>516619945
Golden age for creepcam porn

>>516622671
Never thought of this. Better ruin your eyes so people can't steal your glasses without having your exact prescription.

>>516619624 (OP)
> has the technology to monitor my diet with AI
Maybe I can finally lose the weight

>>516622632
>Google Glass: failure
>Apple Gay Eyeballthing: failure
>Occulus Rift, HTC Vive, PS-Whatever: memes
>Facebook: "Hey check out our new watch-ya-jackoff-o-machine!"

Won't work.

>>516619945
Combined with AI, you could view any woman naked at any given time. The golden age of coomers is upon us.

>>516619624 (OP)
>>516620798
Nah, wake me up when Elon starts putting these in people's brains.

>>516619624 (OP)
perfect tech for creeps
HD quality creep videos are arriving soon!

I simply do not care about any technology that isn’t opensource
If I could run Linux on these maybe they would be cool.

>>516623079
They weren't convenient enough to secure the normie base and often were extremely bulky or unsightly. This checks all the bases for max convenience as it replaces everything a phone can do but better and easier.

>>516623181
How will they even prove that you took creepshots if they suspect you? Handing over your glasses?

>>516619624 (OP)
We will be able to digitally put the star of David on Jews.

>>516623226
Probably these could be on a similar level as the Smartwatch.
I doubt it will replace phones for people but many people wear smartwatches now despite people saying they were stupid years ago.

>>516623079
I’m with this guy. I can’t imagine people buying phone glasses thing. Same with the watch.

>>516623363
Meta is trying really hard to keep it away from phones at all costs. Completely integrated all into the glasses. They want it to be the smartphone killer.
They're most likely actually losing a shit ton of money on making it $800, but they want max market saturation before iterating so they have a userbase to sell upgrades to

>>516623226
Fuck off cuckerberg. I’m not buying your gay glasses.

>>516619624 (OP)
They look gay and most people aren't paying $800 to look like a faggot. Niggers will also destroy or steal them

>>516623665
>most people aren't paying $800 to look like a faggot.

>>516619624 (OP)

The public can't resist if they go blind or get eye cancer!

>>516619624 (OP)
They’re going to use your eyes to track you retards! LOL!!! MAGA!!!

>battery life - 30 mins

sorry cuck, but that's not enough even for one fuentes podcast

>>516623818
Battery life is 8 hours faggot.

>>516620798
One of the Digimon Story games did this. I think it was Hacker's Memory that gave you a mission to figure out how an entire class was cheating and they were using cybernetic contact lenses to communicate mid-exam.

Yet can't invent anything to eradicate literal human garbage from the ocean.

>>516620031
>goldbricker
>a worthless person that looks good
Kek... That translates roughly to "goldstein"

>>516623303
they will just assume you are

>>516623879
sure, totally believable, you have to hold an external battery in your anus for this to happen

Now you have to come up with excuses why you are lying on the ground getting upskirt pics.

remember google glass? and people going apeshit about muh privacy while carrying around phones that record them 24/7?

>>516619624 (OP)
They're still too bulky

>the light bulb will never replace the candle
>the automobile will never replace the horse
>the telephone will never replace the telegraph
>the computer will never replace calculation secretaries
>email will never replace real mail
>the internet will never replace television
You are here
>augmented reality will never replace cellphones
>self driving cars will never replace real drivers
>artificial intelligence will never take my job

>>516619624 (OP)
I guess it's kind of cool but not everyone is going to want that. Glasses make you look like a nerd.
People will have fancy iphones like they have classy pocketwatches instead of digital wristband ones.

>>516624268
I would say AI taking jobs is before the glasses. It's already taking jobs.

>>516624204
You know what grinds my gears? I carry around some faggot rectangle in my pocket, while they make "smart watches" that go on your wrist but are too tiny to be worth while, but still no one has made a pocket watch style round flip smart phone.

They want you feminized and lobotomized.

>>516621694
it is actually funny because every demo they had failed and they blamed the wifi.

>>516621694
>>516624433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5_JrfvO4G8

>>516623181
Yeah no, I'm willing to bet they'll have some software that detects if the photo is a creepshot and autodelete it or someone will develop an app that puts a forcefield around the user using their phone to prevent creepshots. The last part is my idea and if any Jew steals this I want partial royalties.

>>516624356
The glasses are in a far more mature phase than artificial intelligence, they will continue to get smaller and more feature rich year by year, just like iphones, it's full scale product.
Artificial intelligence is where self driving cars were 20 years ago, I doubt the full effect of it's ramifications will be felt until 2030

Ppl don't have money for this
And in the end it's another way to become (((connected))) to their (((cloud))) of kike datamining

>>516619624 (OP)
We are already in an ai generated matrix run by the MIC and Corpos. This 'reality' is being beamed and streamed into our minds.

They will uae this tech to sicc their noc hirdes on anyone for wrongthink. Everyone will have their info pop up when the user looks at people like that one jewbisoft game. All wrongthinkers will be marked as non-essential 'undesirables' and they will be given authority to lynch said 'undesirables' and it will be livestreamed to the cheering masses like some bloody bread and circus.

>>516620031
And then pearl harbor happened, then the lolocaust, then israel. Simliar to now.. ppl were waking up then charlie kirk, now everyone is bloodthirsty ready to kill eachother for jews. We are all being played

>>516625604
Your digital avatar will be muted and derendered until the extraction teams arrive

>>516624742
And everyone will be playing their video games on the kinect

>>516620362
They will use these to triangulate your position in real time like in the dark knight movie. They can track the target even if they no devices on them. They call it 'deviceless tracking' check it out

>>516619624 (OP)
sounds jewish

>>516620561
Very good observation

>>516619624 (OP)
One glaring obvious drawback (amongst others)
>you have to wear glasses
I know people will laugh at this, but laugh away. Nobody is wearing glasses in front of their eyes all day.

>>516626509
Not now maybe
But the rule of the game for some time has been: if something sounds too dystopian to happen, it's unavoidable.

>>516626699
We already have smartphones. I think you are underestimating how unpopular the concept is. It was already tried and didn’t catch on. We already have most if not all of those features. Also that’s an insane price. Phones caught on cos they were cheap. Until we actually get new technology this is nothing more than a smartphone upgrade.

>>516620796
Good night sweat prince

>>516619624 (OP)
I prophesied this product to a lot of people about 5 years ago, I told them it WILL come and it will be the biggest thing of a generation.
If it does go that way I'm gonna look a lot smarter than I am lol.

>>516625996
How many levels deep am I? I'm a clone too, aren't I? We all are

>>516626371
Very

>>516619624 (OP)
> grab from face
> throw across the street
Are they going to fight you?
Their glasses are across the street.
Walk away as they run to find them.

>>516619624 (OP)
>no D Gazer model
into the trash these go

I'm not buying your stupid fucking goggles mark.

>>516620081
>>516619785
>>516622274
We Indians created this tech in 3564 BC. I suggest you all kneel before your Aryan Ubermench.

>>516626834
Yeah but phones are now boring, everyone has one.
And a lot of normies and nerds have an itch for new gadgets. New tech gives them the euphoria of new experiences and they can also social-signal how advanced they are compared to the plebs who don't have one

The need for new gadgets to flash with socially is there, but there's few that can feed that need. Now there are only foldable phones

>>516623181
This already existed. Google Glass. People got rightfully mad when you wore it around them.

>>516619624 (OP)
>It's over.
yep
if only my dad were alive to see this day

>>516620315
I remember the promos for this
They dumped a billion or two into it
It was the Cybertruck/Segway of AR goggles

>>516619624 (OP)
>True AR
not really
you might be confusing these with their prototype Orion they showed off last year
these glasses are not tracked, the screen is not 6dof
i.e. the screen is always in the same place
if it was AR, the screen could be placed, say on a wall, and if you looked away from the wall the screen would stay there.
these are more like Xreal or any other hud-glasses product.
the live subtitles and translation could be neat though, especially if you're old or deaf.

>>516619624 (OP)
Contact lenses then augmented eyeball replacements which feed you unrestricted internet access to libraries of data unlimited, will follow soon after.

Till all are one.

>>516619624 (OP)
The only legitimate use case for these is finding rule 34 on every female you can view through facial recognition palantir shit

>>516630366
Impossible. Focal distance.

>>516619785
Hyperborean from 33,000 BC here, I was recently unthawed and wanted to inform you that you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

>>516630552
Heretic, you too will soon accept the techno messiah into your life.

>>516620388
shut up you fucking hypochondriac retard

>>516619624 (OP)
Imagine real time AI nudify apps of any woman you meet IRL, even store clerks.

>>516619624 (OP)
Anyone remember those Google glasses that everybody made fun of?

>>516623079
the entire VR industry is in the dumps because AI took all the investors.

>>516619624 (OP)
if these become hacked I could see troons attempting to use them to overlay thier "true" selves ontop of thier real selves.

>>516630674
that or troons/furfags will attempt to use it to force you to see thier sona/trans form when speaking to them.

>>516619624 (OP)
A small charge placed in the / part of the frame is all you would need to kill someone. Mass produce them with it in place , mass Jew sacrifice.
Remember the Jew pagers , Chinese made phones have been found with similar charges in them.

It’s over
Fuck this world

It actually over
Time to move to woods

>>516619624 (OP)

A waste of shareholder money. Mets can’t into hardware.

>>516619785
My Jewish great grandfather invented it in 1938 before he was killed in an autosucker cock milking machine in Auschwitz

>>516630661
No one wants your Jew killer phone , nigger

>>516620031
This is brainrot

VR is retarded. It's only useful as entertainment for the other people around the person doing the VR, to laugh at them for being dorks.

AR on the other hand is actually very cool and insanely useful. It will make the people around you who aren't using it jealous instantly.

>>516619624 (OP)
Watch these shitty nerd glasses get 30 minutes of battery life on standby.

>>516619624 (OP)
Will be banned from most places because it's not apparent that people or confidential material can be filmed and recorded with it.

>>516619624 (OP)
How the fuck hasn't this wanker been assassinated yet?

>>516619785
Nigga no one needs this bullshit

>>516628495
Also I don’t think you’ve given enough thought to the fact that wearing an expensive device on your face that’s potentially filming will cause a lot of social resistance. Many people won’t think twice to physically assault you. Get past the nerd shit, phones already do most of what you’re proposing. To wear your phone on your face in front of your eyes is still unpopular FOR A REASON.

>>516622506
>People don't want to wear stupid dumb looking shit on their face any time they want to do anything. That's why I keep my phone in my pocked instead of stapling it to my wrist.
They'll fail. Google glasses failed. If they take off I'll be surprised.

>>516632122
>The fact that wearing an expensive device on your face that’s potentially filming will cause a lot of social resistance
We're always being recorded now, nobody gives a shit anymore unless you're in a ghetto area. Have you seen that video of the ukranian woman getting stabbed and NOBODY helped a woman bleeding out to death?
If nobody acted then, why would they act when some hippy camera glasses make them slightly uncomfortable?

>>516631959
You don't have a right to privacy in public. Anyone can record you.

>>516620799
pol pot be like

>>516624742
That graph perfectly describes No Man's Sky that shits still kicking it's unbelievable

>>516619624 (OP)
Not that this is anything new to say, but I could see these being used in a widespread fashion in medicine or automotive repair. Maybe even farming/gardening. Despite being an inscrutabley curious person, I wouldn't want to wear these in public. Maybe if it tells me who are child predators/convicted felons around my immediate vicinity? Meaning you would have to chip everyone for these to see widespread use. Cart before the horse maybe? Or maybe COVID schizos were on to something....

>>516631340
Lol

>>516619624 (OP)
that looks heavy as shit, I tolerate wearing glasses with the oakley "o" branding because they're ultra-lightweight titanium. fuck wearing a whole computer on my nose bridge, I don't have a schnozz to support that weight

>>516632122
>Many people won’t think twice to physically assault you
The content would be amazing. High resolution, first person view, good sound quality, legit self-defense scenarios. Zuck needs to pay lightweight MMA champions to wear those and walk around looking for low impulse control schizo gorillas to pound into the pavement.

if you're gonna LARP as a cyborg you need a cooler military looking interface

>>516635437
META HIRE THIS MAN

>>516619624 (OP)
same vibes.
https://youtu.be/GL4Bs_6Cm8E

>>516634344
I was worried about the exact same thing - heavy batteries weighing on the nose

>>516619624 (OP)
I hope they have VATS

>>516632426
People do care. Everybody I knew quit leaving the house when cameras started popping up everywhere.
People care about the surveillance state dystopia. A lot.
If you don't, you're retard

>>516619624 (OP)
Google glass?

>>516634344
>fuck wearing a whole computer on my nose bridge
It'll probably slide down your nose every 5 seconds
grip tape for nose sold separately!