Thread 516667872

>Be me
>Obsessed with measuring my height
>Get 5'9"
>Keep adjusting my posture and tilting my head backwards until I get my desired height of 5'8" (wish I was even shorter).

A couple of days back I tried out one of those inch ruler websites on my phone and was overjoyed when it yielded a result of 5'6", only to find out that I inputted my phone screen size wrong.

>>516667872 (OP)
I’m 5’8”. I always thought I was at least until a doctor told me I was 5’9”. I am very truthful about my height and have met shitloads of dudes who are close to my height who have reacted like “No way, you must be 5’11”, cuz I’m 6 foot!!!”. Most chicks I have dated have said “You’ve GOT to be at least 5’10”!” - the point is men are fucking liars and it doesn’t matter much unless you’re a midget under 5’6”. I like being shorter too yeah.

>>516667872 (OP)
Yes
Imagine being like 6"5 and your grilfeeind is 4 foot nothing and you only have one bathroom or one set of dining room furniture. Of course you never really see poor tall people. They always seem to have everything they need to be happy and comfortable

manletmaxxing

>>516668174
5'8"ers lying about being 6' is the dumbest thing imaginable. Maybe a 5'10-er can, but def not 5'8"

I wouldn't mind being a perfectly proportionate midget fucking huge Amazonian women like I'm on a bouncy castle
fuck being a dwarf though