>>516707311 (OP)
>All my attributes, but I'm white
Yes. I'm tall, handsome, athletic, and witty. But since I'm not white, everybody feels threatened by me. I would make double my salary if I was white. Mediocre white guy = easy mode. In work and dating. These guys complaining about persecution is honestly mind boggling.
>I become a random white guy
No. There are more white guys I wouldn't want to be than ones I would want to be.