Thread 518543792

>be me
>botched circumcism
>parents best advice is to tell me to get over it
>highschool was hell after first girlfriend saw it and told everyone and I became a walking dick joke
>unmotivated to do anything after highschool and ended up a neet with my parents again best they could think of is tell me to get over it and not define myself on it ignoring the reality that I will never enjoy sex or be with a woman which let’s face it is the main reason men do anything
>parents try and get me therapy and acted as if that would fix my penis or help me get over it
>dad one day after handing me a McDonald’s job application tells me how he’s uncircumcised and was picked on in the locker room and ”didn’t want that life for me” like it’s comparable to my situation and then apologized that it didn’t work out and that I just have to get over it and accept “bad things happen for no good reason” I tell him to fuck off and throw the job application in the trash
Why did my parents do this to me? All the had to do is say no to a quack they would never see again. But no and now I’m fucked for life. As are they as I sure as shit aren’t contributing or helping in any way.

>>518543792 (OP)
>inb4 tranny

>>518543792 (OP)
You can't sue for botched circumcision? At the very least we circumsized bros can be thankful we at least had a competent mohel. I'm happy my circumcision went smoothly without any complications but you have my sympathies. It was over before it ever really began. Perhaps if you hold on long enough the technology may one day be available to restore your penis to a more regular state.

>>518544247
Oh thanks for mentioning that. My retarded parents took 5 grand a token amount and signed a paper that says they can’t sue them ever. Your still mutilated.

Was the doctor who botched the circumcision Jewish by any chance?

>>518543792 (OP)
What does a botched circ look like?

>>518543792 (OP)
Damn! I never considered this possibility when told the doctor NO, we’ll pass on the mutilation. I said no as soon she finished describing the procedure… the horror… the horror. Sorry kid.

>>518544692
It's that or your firstborn son, God said so. If it's any consolation to the OP I would expect if you still believe in God this would guarantee extra rewards in heaven for going above and beyond the recommended sacrifice of foreskin to the lord.

>>518543792 (OP)
I would go trough a killing spree ngl

>>518543792 (OP)
Women will sleep with anyone with a sufficiently girthy bank account. You just have to do what men have done since the dawn of time, which is channel your sexual frustration into getting rich.

>>518544386
this is the most jewish thing ive ever heard

>>518543792 (OP)
>tell me to get over it
>they ruined your dick, your pride, your life
Walk it off, son.
>mericans
kek

>>518544407
>>518543792 (OP)
>t.anon rapidly scanning through the circumcision paperwork for names like stein, berg and mohel

The kikes owe reparations to every victim of circumcision

>>518543792 (OP)
Man... protestants are so fucked up

>>518543792 (OP)
post it faggot

>>518545972
I'm glad they handle it with at least some degree of professionalism. But the practice strikes me as very risky when you really think about it the precision required and the high stakes basically being the infant's entire future, it is a miracle botched circumcision is not the norm when considering it's a Shakey old jew conducting the procedure. Especially if it is preformed on a gentile, I would expect the jew to do it half assed but the foreskin is very important to them it would seem/

>>518546438
Catholics love niggers

Anti abortion=pro nigger

Nigger lovers are enemies of america

>>518543792 (OP)
Haha your dad isn't circumsized but you are.

That guy did a number on you.

>>518543792 (OP)
Post their phone numbers here.

>>518546579
I’m going to do a number on his bank account. I regularly steal from my parents and “accidents” break things around the house and throw fast food wrappers in the car. He deserves so so much worse though.

Not to get into too much details but how bad is it when you say botched? Have you gotten any surgeons' opinions?

>>518544386
Listen to me. They only care about themselves. They talk down to you because in their mind, everyone thinks you are a loser therefore they can't possibly be at fault.
That is how they operate; cause and effect do not exist, only their perception.
So you have to put them in a corner where they suffer and can't escape until they repent.
You don't need to physically hurt them; just figure out what their weakness is and exploit it. Since they base their beliefs on what a bunch of high school fucks they have never met had to say about their first born son, having society attack them is their worst nightmare.

>>518543792 (OP)
How bad it is? Post pic. Or at least similar pic, we need to asses the damage

>>518546538
America was founded in 1493 by the Catholic Monarchs and Pope Alexander VI :^3

Stop being a whiny bitch, unironically get over it and move on. The west is falling to Jewish power and conquering mudslimes and all you can think about is getting laid? Pathetic.

>>518543792 (OP)
Pics or this is fake'n gay.