Thread 518555180

Money can now fix Manletism

>>518555180 (OP)
>almost 5’11
>deicides to break his legs so he can never do normal things like run or jump anymore
Pretty sure his soý cunt bitch face was the real problem.

>>518555180 (OP)
I'd rather stay 5'9" than fuck up my legs, I got to fuck a handful of scene girls in the 00s before dating apps like Tinder made it impossible for us manlets to get laid. I had my fun already.

That surgery is extremely dangerous and can make you a cripple for life.

>>518555180 (OP)
The problem is that when you are a manlet, your whole skeleton is short, that includes your spine. And by elongating the legs via surgery you make your frame appear more out of proportion. Women have naturally longer legs proportionally to their toros so by getting such surgery as a guy you might end up looking more feminine.

gender affirming care

That doesn't change your genetics. Your kids won't inherit that surgery.

>>518555180 (OP)
They’ve been doing this for at least 30 years. Retard.

Their bones are weaker after this too. Manlets should just accept their lot instead of introducing new variables that could harm them greatly.

>>518555382
because actual manlets are fine with their height it's only 5'9-5'11 who can't cope they aren't 6'+

>>518555180 (OP)
Nobody knows what happens after 15-20 years of walking on surgically broken and extended legs because it hasn’t been around for that long to have enough people to observe for a proper study. The guy is basically taking a long-game gamble that he’ll find a woman while he’s tall and able to walk who won’t leave him if he’s in a wheelchair in his 50s if it ever happens.

>>518555634
His kids will hate him

>>518555180 (OP)
Why is the doctor always short? Why is the plastic surgeon always normal looking? Maybe in the end it really doesnt matter?

>>518555180 (OP)
Just to get some ungrateful, spiteful pussy ? Tier A incel move.

>>518555634
but at least we will have kids

this is crazy. as a gymlet who enjoys barbell compound lifts, the fellow manlets who throw their money and health away are DYEL.

>>518556047
surgeons always wear glasses too

>>518555382
>>518555741
lol I'm 5'11.5". Juuuuuust a smidge from the magical, fabled 6-foot mark that society obsesses over. Sometimes I just say I'm 5'9" or 5'10" to piss off short dudes or confuse women (who typically think I'm taller like 6'1").

I'm still waiting for actual proof that leg-lengthening actually fucks anything up.

>>518555180 (OP)
All the manlets I knew were assholes that laughed at me when I was getting into nutrition during my weightlifting phase. They just didn't want to put the work in to eat right. And now they fucking hate everybody that did. Stay away from manlets. If they're willing to spend 76 grand to fix themselves, they're going to fuck with you if they think you're better than them.

>>518555180 (OP)
Mental illness

Almost as stupid as the sausage tranny dick idea.

>>518556307
it's just logical to know it does. like how people know that you shouldnt jump off a tall building.

>>518555180 (OP)
this dude is guaranteed to be in a wheelchair in his early old age

>>518555180 (OP)
thats old tho.
It was popular on sylicon valley (yes, tech world is full of weirdos trannys and whatnot.). They can't do pyshical activity after that.

>>518556417
>muh logic
Post actual proof.
>you shouldnt jump off a tall building
I can go on /gif/ to find proof of why that's a bad idea. Post actual proof of why leg-lengthening is bad.

>>518555555
checkem

>>518556507

the proof will come later, as more and more manlets get the surgery and fuck their shit up

This is almost as bad as sex change operations. It's bodily mutilation that you are going to pay for down the line, but at least in this case instead of permanently sterilizing yourself and making yourself into a freakshow you are merely likely to cripple yourself for life.

>>518555634
he will inherit the DNA that earned the money for surgery, planned it out, recovered, reproduced, etc.
2025 and you're still carry water for blank-slatists
t. 6'1" and insecure

I’ve seen this South Park episode.

>>518556580
>the proof will come later
So everyone ITT is just making shit up. Gotcha.

>>518555180 (OP)
I'm 5'7" and it's a great height. I can easily pass as 5'9" which dwarfs most females. Any woman taller than that has hormonal issues anyway from estrogen induced femur growth. Any Man taller than me is twice as likely to die of cancer and many times more likely not to see 80.

>>518555180 (OP)
Honestly going from 5'11" to 6'1" isn't that retarded, it's the absolute midgets that go through that shit to still be something like 5'6".

>>518555180 (OP)
don't do it bros. orthopedic surgeon here. this stuff is meant for people with limb length deformities. it involves creating a series of microfractures in your bones that slowly heal over time lengthning your bones in the process.
bone pain in itself is one of the most brutal types, the rehab lasts for 1-2 years, you can experience muscle loss or infections.
makes sense to do if your have unequal limbs due to tb or something otherwise its not really worth it

>>518556507
Either you are autistic, a nigger, had this surgery or simply incapable of considering the consequences of actions. Just think about what breaking your bones to artificially lengthen them with screws and rods does to the natural structural integrity of the leg.

>>518556929
Actually, it's incredibly retarded in both cases.

Cosmetic surgery is for women and homosexuals.

>>518555180 (OP)
I’m 5’5” and would like to be 7ft. How much would this cost?

>>518556307
They literally break your bones retard. Anyone with broken bones can tell you it hurts you randomly later in life and arthritis is a bitch.

>>518557059
this.

You know what’s really crazy? There are good studies showing that men can almost entirely overcome being short when it comes to attractiveness to women by being
1) fit
2) having money
1 is so much easier than getting rich or getting surgery. 2 is crazy because you need have decent money to be able to afford the surgery, which means you’ve already overcome it.

>>518556697
MY BAAAALLLLSSSSSSSS

>>518556297
if women are attracted to you they just add 3 inches to your height randomly. it can be used to gauge their interest.

>>518556297
Lmao my nigga. I say I'm 172cm (I'm 182) to fuck with people. Sometimes women say stuff like "but you look taller?" and I tell them almost every man lies out of insecurity, likely including your boyfriend.

>>518556929
>going from 5'11 to 6'1 not retarded
Just wear those padded soles in your shoes if your so insecure about a few centimeters fucking lol

>>518557005
>Just think about what breaking your bones to artificially lengthen them with screws and rods does to the natural structural integrity of the leg.
I could think about it or you could just post proof of the surgery negatively effecting "the natural structural integrity of the leg."
>>518557120
>Anyone with broken bones can tell you it hurts you randomly later in life and arthritis is a bitch.
Can you find someone that had leg-lengthening surgery to tell me that?

>>518557113
you can add like 4-5 inches at most.

>>518555180 (OP)
I'd love to kick that fraudulent fucker right in the leg, see if I can snap that thing.

>>518555180 (OP)

Negroplasty

>>518557341
I’m sure they can graft in bone from a doner legs

>>518557242
>There are good studies showing that men can almost entirely overcome being short

I'm sure there are studies, but I guarantee they're not good studies. You're retarded if you believe anything you just posted.

>>518557314
Cope with your fucked legs mate or cope with your autism. Can't tell which you are but pretty sure you aren't a nigger.

>>518555180 (OP)
>fell for the height meme
lmfao when will these ugly faggots realize a woman looks at your face and falls in love within a few seconds

>>518557024
Well okay it is. But atleast going from king of manlets to short but still counts an actual man makes a little more sense than going from hobbit to hobbit. I wouldn't say they're 100% identical in retardation.

>>518557445
you don't need studies for that.
just go out

>>518555180 (OP)
South Park predicted this.

>>518557454
>still no proof
Yeah, that's what I thought. Go back to rakamakafoning your sister.

>>518557302
I'm over the manlet cutoff point by metric standards, I don't need a boost.

>>518557314
>Um excuse me do you have a study that proves breaking your leg actually hurts?

Holy shit.

You know what? You should get leg lengthening surgery. Do your arms at the same time too. Become Jack Hanma. I bet they can make your dick bigger as a freebie if you ask, too.

>>518557262
lul

>>518556786
well yeah. do you need to break your legs, have metal objects inserted into your broken leg bones to know that it is a bad idea?

>>518557733
hurts you randomly later in life and arthritis =/= breaking your leg actually hurts
No shit it hurts, learn to read.

>Becoming a cripple for women who still wont even look at you
The ultimate simp

>>518557914
If it makes you taller, is removed later, and completely heals eventually, how is it a bad idea?

Nah I'll just stay at 5'6. I'm already invisible, why become a literal clown.

>>518557991
let me guess, you got all the vax shots.

>>518557991
>completely heals
you just want to see dumbass manlets break their legs and document the process for giggles.

>>518558062
I got 0
>>518558070
THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING FOR PROOF, RETARD

>>518555180 (OP)
that doesnt fix your children

>>518558192
there is no "proof" because we manlets aren't brainlets. we're probably smarter due getting the short stick and adapting for it.

>>518558263
Yes but you could laugh at them for being manlets

>>518555180 (OP)
I don't respect this. It's pathetic.

>>518558263
HGH does, do it when they're kids before their growth plates fuse and it's safe.

Every rich person is doing it.

>mfw Jack Hanma is the reason future generations will be 4'11
reminder if you plap a jawlet your sons will have it.

>>518558405
>playing with hormones
>safe
IDK, the pill have been around for like 50 years, and women who use that still have nasty effects.
>but Messi
Still a manlet, and is a weirdoo too. nice guy tho.