Thread 518766094

Why don’t non-Americans clean their asses properly? Also what the fuck is wrong with Russia?

AMERICA NUMBER ONE

>>518766094 (OP)
whats happening in portugal

i think it's because the USA still hasn't discovered bidet's yet. honestly they are a stone age people.

101? but my butt crack smells like a rose garden!

>>518766225
Least unjeeted

The average American uses 1 roll of toilet paper per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough toilet paper yourselves. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>518766094 (OP)
Get a bidet you neandrethal pleb

This confuses and enrages the amerimutt subhuman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFqI8Gfc60Q

>>518766157

>NUMBA ONE FOR NUMBA TWO
ftfy

>>518766094 (OP)
>japan is a superior bidet country, as well as having very high toilet paper usage.
u just know that all jap girls have a clean ass. much cleaner than usa girl ass.

>>518767403

>she a cute
added to my meme folder

>>518766094 (OP)
lmao why are all my neighbors this leaky
Fix your diet faggots

>>518766094 (OP)
>Russia
>Ukraine
>Romania
>Turkey
>NIGERIA
>South Africa
>Mexico
>Colombia
>El Salvador
>Venezuela
>Brazil
>Uruguay
>Argentina
>Chile
>China
>INDONESIA
>Malaysia
>New Zealand
>Serbia
>Netherlands
>Norway

Stinky-butt central

>>518766094 (OP)
this is more a leaky diet and who is fat map

>>518766331
I'd like to get one. Maybe if someone untrumps the economy.

>>518768693
fucking subhuman you can buy them. it's a culture problem.

>>518766094 (OP)
You can wash your ass in a bidet, instead of smearing it all over your ass with paper, you know? How the fuck can walk around unhygienic like that.

>>518766094 (OP)
I have a "hygenic shower" on my toilet. Do you even know what "kilometer" is?

>India
>no data

Thats why americans bought a lot of toilet paper when covid lockdown happened

>>518766094 (OP)
Didn't think I would ever have to ask this but, do you not wash your ass?

>>518766094 (OP)
>Nigeria 5km
at least they try

>>518766094 (OP)
I'd wager that this is measured by the number of plies. The U.S. probably has some top quality 3 ply paper. One meter of U.S. is three meters of Chinese. Go big or go home.

>>518773982
You'd be amazed by how nasty people can be.
For example, you really think that the mega-whales you see in those video take the time to properly clean themselves, or are even able to do it, after they take a dump?
I stopped counting how many people I cross path with in public area that smell like unwashed ass, wet socks, or other variant of "I haven't showered in a week".

>>518767403
>once again reminded that jewish porn vehemently insists A cups don't exist on females

>>518768693
A fancy japanese bidet is the first thing I'm doing with my money once I have my own place

>>518774342
I don't really have to deal with this since the tropical climate forces people to shower at least once per day.

>>518766094 (OP)
>Also what the fuck is wrong with Russia?
It's a long standing tradition in Russia to use newspapers.

>>518774487
>A fancy japanese bidet is the first thing I'm doing with my money once I have my own place
have u researched them?
i'm now interested
dry TP breaking apart in ur ass fuckin SUCKS
i am willing to go down the bidet hole
wouldn't be surprised that the US makes the cheapest, dogshittiest TP in the world

>>518768693
I’m still rockin a cheap $30 one I picked up at Walmart just to try out 2 years ago. I need to upgrade soon.

>>518766382
Yeah, a rose garden that somebody took a shit in. What the fuck is wrong with you animals? Step up and wipe your fucking asses clean White South Africans!

why do amerimutts even use water to shower?
if you think you can clean your asshole with just paper then why not your whole body?

>>518766094 (OP)
>India
>no data
Can't collect any data if there isn't any toilet paper

>>518766094 (OP)
>wrong with Russia?
Newspaper much better then decadent western toilet papiere,comrade.

>>518766157
>>518766225
Or maybe you disgusting fucks have such bad diet you're always shitting yourselves after the goyslop.

>>518766094 (OP)
>He believes other countries should use toilet paper as tissues and handkerchieves

>>518766094 (OP)
>Also what the fuck is wrong with Russia?
For a large portion of Russians toilet paper was not used regularly for a few quite a long time in the 70's and 80's. So the average is weighed by that.
>>518766225
Poop.

>>518766572
How the fuck is that possible? I use about 3-4 pieces of toilet paper per day (for cooming) and I use the bidet to wash after taking a shit.

>>518777348
Newfag.

>>518766094 (OP)
>saar didn't redeem the toilet paper
What a surprise.

>>518766094 (OP)
poortugal is brown as fuck and uses the same amount as amerimutts do
>two brown shitholes

>>518777319
>for quite a long time

>>518766094 (OP)
>1020 km per lifetime
>let's assume 70 years of active shitting
>that's 14.57 km per year
>1214 meters per month
>40+ meters per DAY
What the fuck is wrong with YOU, mutt?

my french cute and i have singlehandedly reduced the toilet paper average by me licking her shithole clean. based!

>>518766094 (OP)
>Belgium 902km
Those are some strong chocolates they got.

>>518766094 (OP)
my favorite new thing are completely made up statistics that you have literally zero way of actually calculating

>>518777588
theyre hilariously obese and they always have diarrhea because they eat goyslop for animals

im going to create one of these graphics and i suggest other people start doing the same

>>518777756
True, altough you can calculate the usage in certain places like India (0kms) nobody can really know how much toilet paper people actually use.

>>518777588
>Germany
>Japan
>USA
The best three countries use the most TP.

>>518777764
now explain Germany, Portugal, and Japan. I'll wait, nigger.

>>518777940
Yes. I'm just assuming the graphic is true because it's funny to do so on /pol/, but it's not actually true.

>>518776286
The same one is $10 from temu. You may find even cheaper.

>>518777963
>nigger
nice projection, retarded mutt