Thread 518772235

>>518772235 (OP)
>improves everything it touches
nothing personel kid

>sprinkle some furikake on rice
>dip chicken in onions sauce
thanks bitch now spread your legs

>>518772235 (OP)
Lacks cow dung and curry paste to hide the taste of cow dung

>>518772235 (OP)
looks delicious dear

>>518772235 (OP)
Nothing gochujang or Sriracha can't fix. Add some onions & BBQ sauces and it's gonna be a banger. Fish sauce will give it a nice stank. Maybe add some broken up peanuts for crunch and we are in bidness.
Most importantly, are you getting your dick wet tonight?

>>518772235 (OP)
Thanks sweetie. You sure know the two foods that make me crank out the longest, thickest, unbroken logs. I know how much you love watching me drop a fat bowl clogger on top of a STUPID NIGGER, my sweet honey bun. Since you were so good to cook up my preferred shit-smithing meal, tomorrow night you can watch me lay 20 inches of cable down our enslaved pet nigger's throat. Yes, of course you can record a video and share it with your silly girlfriends. My silly billy pumpkin bumpkin!

>>518772235 (OP)
Dump some cream of mushroom soup on it and that would be delicious while not being any less wypipo shit.

>>518772235 (OP)
Oh honey. You shouldn't have! Can you add some of your famous white sauce made with bottled spring water?

>>518772235 (OP)
>breast meat
I don't even buy that shit. Give me the thighs.

>>518772235 (OP)
Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food.

Shiieeet needs sumdat soul seasonang on it like grandmama mad eback in ayfrica

>>518772480
Bro just make some veggies like red peppers or green beans or grated carrot with mushrooms on the side, can be fresh can be frozen made on the pan with some olive oil and med heat, get those mushrooms to absorb the olive oil and cook in some onions sauce, add on top of that plate the result. There you go, a fine meal. Add some spices/hot sauce for preference.
In a pinch salad in a bag also works, throw some on top, works everytime i don't have veggies available but have some left over salad which consists of grated carrot and different kinds of salad.

>>518772235 (OP)
jeetshark thread.
remember the only experience nonwhites have with white cooking is from schools and jail.

meanwhile i've never met a black who even cooks period.

>>518772359
nigga what is that

>>518772831
Peppercorns..

>>518772831
tio olvidate de mi post, que tengo que hacer para tener los huevos igual de grande que este hombre? jodooooooder jajjajajaja

>>518773058
para que quieres tener los huevos tan grandes?

>>518772831
dead fag on ck, yup, im home

>>518772235 (OP)
yt ppl dinner amirite
this is how we know hungARYANS are not white but are actually finno-ugric mongol asians
its because they have spices and seasonings and sheeit

>>518773191
explain

>>518772235 (OP)
>t. Jeet who will never have a wife

>>518772235 (OP)
This is a nice, clean dinner. No dirt, no weird nigger juices or jeet plant fragments. Just nice and clean. Shit like >>518773221 will give you AIDS

>>518772235 (OP)
Throw some ketchup on and that's scranable.

>>518772235 (OP)
That's canned chicken. I like the Bumble Bee brand myself, or Swanson.

Quick sandwich:

1 can of chicken
Shred it with a fork
Add Duke's mayo until you get the consistency you want.
Cracked pepper.
Mix it well and slap on some bread or a pita.

Fucking delicious. I think Publix has Swanson brand on BOGO this week.

>>518773113
obviamente para atraer a las pivitas

>>518772235 (OP)
Add some raw onion and garlic and I would eat it

>>518773337
frfr this hungarian shit be using all types of disgusting shit like paprika seasoning thats fucking yuck bruh
at least americaryan food dont give you hiv, the nigger cum used for americaryan yt ppl food is certified clean by the food and health administrtaions, in fact rfk jr comes to your house and licks it to test it
if the nigger cum is pozzed then he takes it away and if its clean he leaves it

>>518773264
https://www.yahoo.com/news/no-inquiry-death-seattle-man-163752631.html

>>518773424
>mugeres

>>518772235 (OP)
white food for the white man
absolutely uber

>>518772235 (OP)
>Chung-dik, Zhang-shit, Lububu! Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner's ready!

>>518773113
pero si ya es un huevon

Do normalfags really evaluate the food they eat by calculating what others would think of them were they to seem them eating it...? Healthy and simple meals are optimal.

>>518774309
if you're lucky you'll find some cockroaches to have with it

>>518772235 (OP)
s oy sauce, garlic, onion, ginger tadaa i just fixed it woah so hard

>>518772235 (OP)
Just dump this on it. And everything. Even dessert. Stick it in your coffee.

>>518777276
Cottage cheese is the main one I put season salt in.

>>518772235 (OP)
ok

>>518773480
That's crazy why does it read like a cover up?

>>518773221
youre gonna be pissed when you find out who made pizza

>>518777276
thats funny

there is actually another one that isnt bad though you have to keep looking there is one that beats this and its less sodium too with nothing bad in it

also red chili pepper flakes for the win

>>518777276
Now now, let's be fair. If he's a nigger fresh from Africa, he'll be dousing it in crumbled up maggi cubes.

>>518772235 (OP)
my food :C

>>518778325
I thought maggi was for whites

>>518772235 (OP)
I like Alfredo on rice with black pepper

>>518772235 (OP)
Thank you babe but for me its sheep head

>>518778433
Africans use maggi cubes on everything. That's their "seasoning".

>>518772235 (OP)
>add beans
>add cheese
>add something spicy
There, I fixed it. One can make even the blandest shit edible if not gourmet, without much effort.

>>518773221
>we
Put the goulash down Ahmed al-Germani