Thread 518787761

BREAKING

ALLAH, THE GOD OF ISLAM LOSES

WORSHIPPERS PREVIOUSLY COUNTED ON THE PROMISES HE MADE
ONLY TO HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES OVERPOWERED IN CRUSHING, HUMILIATING DEFEAT
DESPITE CLAIMS OF BEING "THE" GOD IN WHOSE HANDS ARE VICTORY AND DEFEAT

THE STATE OF ISRAEL REMAINS UNDEFEATED

MUZLIMES ARE SAID TO BE ON QUOTE
>suicide watch
END QUOTE

WE'RE LIVE ON CALL WITH MOHAMMED, THE PROPET OF ISLAM

I'M TOLD HE'LL BE JOINING US WITHIN A MOMENT TO COMMENT ON THE OUTCOME

while we wait we are with hamood ibn al hasan ibn hossain al jash bint durka al halal herp de kuwait al jazeera

what are some of your thoughts today, hamood?
>alla knowe bess
yes, i've heard you said that to my producer what does that mean exactly?
>it means that when alla tell you to go kill the jew and you do it and then you lose
yes?
>well alla knowe bess
i see
and your sign there? it says allah is greater than the US?
>of course
of course
well thank you for joining us i think we've got mohammed on the line at long last

we have mohammed the propet of islam on the line with us, uh, mohammed are you with us?
>ye
thank you for joining us it is a big day for all of us, a lot of people on the streets, a great deal of them have a lot of questions, we were hoping you'd help us clear some of the confusion if it isn't too much trouble, thank you mohammed
>ye
i'm sorry go ahead
>how much money have you got in your pockets right now i hear like coins jangling
what? none, no coins what so ever
>ok it's ok so ye the ummahe didn't believe enough so they lost, big whoop, if you want victory believe more in allah and his masingire that's it
i hear you loud and clear mohammed go ahead?
>what the- i just-
oh okay got it, so the believers lacked faith and therefore allah did not give them the victory that's clear cut sound theology right there from the author of
what is that?
oh
yes there's a delay this is a live broadcast with a call mohammed if you'd bear with us, please
and i'd also like to clear up, what's essentially
hello?
i think we've lost him

we'll try to get him back on folks meanwhile our reporter is on the streets talking to the believers let's hear what they're thinking

:D

Mohammed (may piss and cum upon him) got buckbroken by MZC massive ZUTT cocks

>>518787761 (OP)
You're so pathetic, schizo
Keep posting and you'll hopefully be banned for being such an annoying spammer

>>518787761 (OP)
Thank you president Trump for the military installation inside of your country.
You can keep the 20 hostages.
Allahu Ackbar!

FUCK MUSLIMS

>>518789085
we have a muslim from jordan with us, thank you for speaking with me, i notice you've got trans flag fingernail polish on, you are a an and an a a,a, a gay muslim????

Yeah hi. Can I get a number 3 with a coke and large fries

>>518787761 (OP)
>WE'RE LIVE ON CALL WITH MOHAMMED, THE PROPET OF ISLAM

He's getting buck-broken by negro bulls in Hell

>>518789176
All those hours spent watching ZOG's translations of Memri TV, and this is the best you can come up with?
Again, pathetic

Bacon is so good

>>518789277
Memri is ZOG its not just the translations buddy. A literal mossad agent founded it

Why are muslims so pathetic? Their greatest leader was a fucking kurd
A KURD
They have been a joke ever since

dang zutt posters you are killing it

i remember when this used to be all Muzlime groves as far as the eyes can pbuh, and i had to make 15 posts a minute replying to 15 Muzlimese

but please clear off, don't ruin my thread you dang zutt gang

>>518789277
i don't understand, you are a homosexual Muzlim, are these two things reconcilable in isssleeeeeeeme?

>>518787761 (OP)
Islam is the fastest declining religion. As the internet reaches more muslims they realize their religion is retarded in the modern world and convert to Christianity. Kikes are seething.

>>518789435
>you are a homosexual
Projecting again.
It's not my fault you can't fathom the existence of women.
>>518789388
You are such an attention seeker. But you only want "gay" Muslim men's attention, huh?
Anyways I'm not wasting any more of my time on you.

Just wanted to let you know how pathetic you are

>>518787761 (OP)
>BREAKING ALLAH

>>518789802
what do you think about my name?

>>518789852
ohh i finally got that bravo vince meme

Almost like the kikes
They also believed they can be conquerors and glorious kings, but ended up as parasites only as successful as their host nations

>>518790176
you there, shahbade was it? would you like an interview on live tv?
no we have to show your face it's an int-

what is it with these people

>>518789160
Aussiekike started early. Gas yourself, larping polish demon.

>>518789214
You need to go on a diet, circumcised fatty.

>>518790718
>>518790768

whoa whoa whoa

whoa there khaleede

what's got you so-
oh

i'll bump this once,

i understand it's one rough ass day if you're a Muzlime, so i'll let up

pls thoughtse and prayerese for the Muzlimese

rip my boy allah and his masingire

Jews are so weak their entire ground force was defeated by a bunch of poorly armed starving civilians

>>518793684
lol