Thread 518812814

wheres the mirrors edge im getting restless

Christopher Columbus drove his diesel truck up onto the beach of Hispaniola. "Damn I love being white" he said, punching a native child as he climbed out. "I don't think this is China" said his navigator; "Shut up libtard" came the reply from behind a veil of cigar smoke. "Please sir" said the Taino chief, "these are our ancestral lands where we have lived in an entirely peaceful utopia for thousands of years. We don't even know what war is."
"Sounds like WOKE NONSENSE to me" guffawed Columbus, his very presence introducing microplastics into the ecosystem as he cracked a Miller High Life. "This is MAGA country now, boy" he proclaimed before shooting the chief with an unregistered AR-15. The other natives scattered in terror, sheltering their nonbinary tribe members from the bullets and slurs that now ripped through the treeline. "Kek" said Columbus, loading another 30-round assault clip. 'This is based. Wait until 4chan hears about this."

Colombus named the Americas after Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci

>>518812814 (OP)
Happy Columbus day, Anon!

I've got a tickle in my throat lol, who wants to party

>>518812814 (OP)
Total Italian-American victory
>>518813330
It's actually named after Amuraka

>>518815887
>victory
you're proud of creating this?

>>518813535
Get the fuck out, then.

>>518813535
you're not even a red tree nigger, you're just brown

(((Howard Zinn))) smeared this great man

>>518812814 (OP)
Merry Colombia day

>>518816438
Spain and Portugal did that