Thread 518823476

I basically started going to a local Jewish temple to sponge free food

Told them I'm trying to reconnect to my "lost Jewish roots"

I have thick eyebrows and told them my mom's side were Russian Jews and they bought it. They literally think I'm half Jewish now.

It's been really nice. Been going on nonsexual dates with an Ashkenazi girl and the free food is saving me on my bills

Feels awesome to fake Judaism and feel connected to a community

>>518823476 (OP)
I find that hard to believe. While I worked in Luxemburg I could easily spot them. How would they themselves not have that ability?

>>518823476 (OP)
I can only imagine how ugly you are to fit in with a goblin nest.

>>518823720
I'm multi Euro ethnic with bushy eyebrows and I'm part Slavic

I just look like I could be half Jewish

>>518823857
I do have a kind of sinister look. The Ashkenazi girl is weird looking for a white girl

>>518823476 (OP)
Show bussy

>>518823720
I'm of mixed Bulgarian and Italian descent so I look Jewish and have been pretending to be one for over 15 years at work. My last name is Eastern European so basically Jewish. The trick is let them assume and then don't overplay it.

T. I make over $180k/yr with a bachelor's degree because I'm one of the Tribe.

>>518823476 (OP)
>jewing Jews
B-based?

Why did 4chan switch my ID?

>>518823958
You fucked up your vpn jew.

>>518824087
I actually enjoy spending time there. They are nerdy and awkward like me and it just works. I feel like a part of the community now.

>>518824117
No I have no idea why this is happening

It's not a VPN

>>518823476 (OP)
>Im a Russian jew
>I fake being jewish to scam free food

Yeh you sound like you will be leading the synagogue in no time you kike.

>>518824029
OP here

Do you have bushy eyebrows too? That's what makes me look super jewy

>>518824191
I'm part Slavic

Are you trying to get laid?

What kind of temple? Reform or conservative or what?

>>518823987
OP is a man

>>518824853
So you are Jewish too right

Everyone knows russians are the spawns of satan

Jews are a race and I aim to preserve that race. I encourage you to reject Jesus but please stay with your own race.

>>518823476 (OP)
>Feels awesome to fake Judaism and feel connected to a community
knock up that girl & we'll all forgive you

I'll even share my bagel with you

>>518826152
Jewish women are nice. I don't understand the hate.

>>518823476 (OP)
No bull, say it ain't so.

>>518826289
Who is this actress

>>518826200
there's been so much madness & hate that I'll just never understand

>>518826759
That's deep

Why is the world such a dark place

>>518826492
Idk. I pulled the image off DuckDuckGo.

https://stock.adobe.com/video/sad-crying-black-woman-with-depression-at-home-on-couch-sofa-or-living-room-mourning-the-loss-of-a-loved-one-anxiety-stress-and-tears-of-african-female-with-poor-mental-health-after-abuse/532337815

>>518826840
Thats a really rare website

>>518826812
>In 1939, the global Jewish population was approximately 16.6 million people

>In 1950, the world Jewish population was approximately 11.3 million to 11.5 million.

>There are approximately 15.7 million Jews in the world today

maybe it just goes in cycles, i wish i knew

>>518823476 (OP)
They are tricking you into trusting them they can smell gentile blood