Thread 518902394

Somebody add it to the list.

I give white kids full sized candy bars and negros get a Tootsie roll.

>>518902647
based

>>518902394 (OP)
my parents made me go to my grandparents one Halloween
and HAND OUT candy
I was like 7
The kids at the door trick or treating, 7
I said grab a handful
and they did
No idea why my parents decided to ruin my trick or treating that yeah, except the fact they are fucking idiots
And I was too much of a pussy to just grab a pillow case and leave with the first trick or theaters I answered the door for
or by myself, fuck it

>>518904779
that sucks bro

>>518902647
FPBP
>>518904779
Shitty parents.

>>518902394 (OP)
>greedy trick-or-treaters
Add it to the list.

DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON MAKING YOUR LOCAL CHILDREN HAVE A FUN NIGHT! THAT MONEY MUST GO TO isreal TO GENOCIDE THE PALESTINIANS!!!!!

>>518905078
>Add it to the list.
Paging the Keeper of the List.
https://rentry.co/anything_but_niggers

>>518902394 (OP)
I dressed up as a set of jumper cables and beat my dad.

>>518902394 (OP)

Niggers bring their niglets to my White neighborhood and ruin Halloween.

Is trick or treating finally making a comeback?

>>518902394 (OP)
Stop putting huge bowls of candy on the porch and trusting people to one take one then being surprised when they dump the whole $30 bowl.

More like greedy jews and rich assholes billionaires ruin the fun by destroying the economy for a quick buck

>>518905626
No. As long as the LGBTP regime stays in charge, children will continue to be abused.

>>518905346
>israeli mars company sends shekels to build bombs
that's why it's called "Mars"

>>518902647
I give the white kids dq coupons

>>518905626
Nope. It's all sanitized, pre-scheduled hours. Childhood today is a joke. The same assclowns that outlawed children playing outside wonder why kids don't spend more time outside.

do kids even Trick or treat anymore?

>>518902647
>I give white people a bigger pile of sloppa
Wow so based!

>>518905646
The problem is that you're not stealing from me, nigger. You're stealing from the other kids, nigger.
Yes. I said nigger twice. Double nigger.

>>518905584
This, plus jeets are getting in on it too

>>518902394 (OP)
I put an empty bowl on my porch with a sign that says, "take one only, please".

>>518902647
If you were actually based you'd give the White kids 100% natural fruit juice gummies and protein bars, and the niggers extra-large ultra-processed HFCS slopbars with extra sugar. The funny part is, both would be happy with this.

>>518902394 (OP)
That mime is looking fine.

>>518902394 (OP)
>greedy trick or treaters spoil the fun
Meanwhile the people, myself included, who leave bowls out rather than participating in the evening/jump-scaring kids/pretending to be scared totally aren’t spoiling the fun. At least I live on the top floor of a multi family home and have teo flights of stairs as an excuse.

>>518902394 (OP)
bring the 3rd world become the 3rd world

>>518911092
isn't this the mentally ill poo that did something else?

>>518911092
baseball bat to the dome, next question

>>518902394 (OP)
Candy is the most expensive its ever been thanks to daddy Trump. Fuck little trick-or-treaters. Their maga parents can buy them fucking candy.

>>518905976
Only in rich neighborhoods

>>518911261
not sure but that is the kind of people canada is letting in people in wheel chairs people with mental illness. they sure aren't sending us there best

>>518902394 (OP)
Once blacks and mexicans started showing up at the door for trick or treat, I stopped recognizing Halloween.

>>518911946
Only in White neighborhoods you mean.

>>518902394 (OP)
Halloween used to be a cool children's festival. Then women took it over, made it safe and sanitary, instilled it with fear and paranoia, and not the spooky kind but the hysterical kind.
Now Halloween consists of women frog marching their toddlers door to door, or hosting parking lot candy exchanges, on the one hand, and women dressing like slutty skeletons at drunken Halloween parties on the other.
There is no kids Halloween culture any more. Women ruined it.

>>518902394 (OP)
last time I bought candy, all these niggers appeared out of no where. half of these monkeys don't even bother dressing up, they don't say trick or trick, say thank you, and take giant handfulls. just awful. fuck niggers.

if God doesn't hit Africa with an asteroid, the planet is in real peril.

>>518905486
>907 euphemisms and counting
Does any word in any language have a fraction of this power?

>>518902647
What do the whites wearing blackface get?
I usually tip big.