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HAPPENING
SENATOR MITCH “THE TURTLE” MCCONNELL FALLS IN CAPITOL HALLWAY
Anonymous (ID: EmGEU2Vh) Argentina No.519057103 [Report]
>>519056903 (OP)
shot?
Anonymous (ID: 5o8SIfG3) United States No.519057243 [Report] >>519061036
>>519056903 (OP)
>As long as I can still give all your money to Israel!
Fuck you I hope it turns into an infection
Anonymous (ID: pnrc7JAG) United States No.519057282 [Report]
>>519056903 (OP)
Pussy neck like trump
Anonymous (ID: IB4fpSLv) No.519057312 [Report]
vax status?
Anonymous (ID: oIQuDgkk) United States No.519057390 [Report]
We will literally have to wait for his generation to die before they give up power. They will haunt the halls of the capitol on life support machines and motorized chairs. They'd rather shit their pants on live TV, on an increasingly regular basis, than retire. Which by the way is what the previous generation that gave up power to them did.
Anonymous (ID: S1trWMfI) United States No.519057421 [Report] >>519063978
>>519056903 (OP)
You’re in the Capitol building walking along in the hallway when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a Mitch McConnell, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the McConnell over on its back. The Mitch lays on its back, its belly baking in the fluorescent lights, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Anonymous (ID: MmWa29gD) United States No.519057433 [Report]
>>519056903 (OP)
How many times has the turtle done this? Old fuck needs to be retired.
Anonymous (ID: rVpG8my2) United States No.519057659 [Report]
>>519056903 (OP)
Does anyone else feel like there should be a cut off age for working in government? I still also enjoy the idea of adding term limits to senators and house members to stop these fucks from being in office for like 30+ years. Like if the president is 2 terms and done why the hell can a senator, who's term is 6 years, stay in office seemingly for life?
Anonymous (ID: li2ZvxeN) Mexico No.519058047 [Report] >>519058641
how do you burgers feel about a literal senile shart in the pants elderly mummy is the one making decisions for your future? a fucking mummy that shits his pants on regular basis is in charge of your country... between him, pelosi and schummer are pretty much 200 years old yet thats who you rely onto for guide you into the future...
Anonymous (ID: ojbZ0rGD) United States No.519058641 [Report]
>>519058047
There should be both term and age limits for all govt positions. Don't trust anyone over 30. This is from someone way older than that but not quite at the diaper stage
Anonymous (ID: OtCn0WE9) United States No.519059064 [Report]
>>519056903 (OP)
Lmao fuck that piece of shit
Anonymous (ID: nKAcd1cx) United States No.519059896 [Report]
>>519056903 (OP)
Hopefully soon
Anonymous (ID: ypwTeVF2) United States No.519060160 [Report] >>519060888 >>519064257 >>519064551 >>519064730
MITCH MCCONNELL ATTACKED AND KNOCKED TO THE GROUND BY DERANGED ANTIFA!!
Anonymous (ID: /Vc60Y2B) No.519060888 [Report]
>>519060160
real or AI?
Anonymous (ID: eNMC1yEb) United States No.519061036 [Report] >>519061128
>>519056903 (OP)
>>519057243
Bibi should build Mitchy a ramp.
Anonymous (ID: HQ9uz0AZ) United States No.519061128 [Report] >>519061283
>>519061036
>Bibi should build Mitchy a ramp.
Agreed. This tragedy could have been prevented if Capitol Hill were Bounceroo accessible
Anonymous (ID: eNMC1yEb) United States No.519061283 [Report]
>>519061128
kek
Anonymous (ID: 7ZPanpYJ) United States No.519062147 [Report]
>>519056903 (OP)
>grabbed the hand before "tripping"
Anonymous (ID: YSoHE/Gh) Romania No.519063978 [Report]
>>519057421
What do you mean I'm not helping?!
Anonymous (ID: QFt7vkAi) United States No.519064257 [Report]
>>519060160
sandbagged again
Anonymous (ID: /Vc60Y2B) No.519064551 [Report]
>>519060160
i checked and it’s real lmao
Anonymous (ID: tiwpel4v) United States No.519064730 [Report]
>>519060160
looks like the woman made him lose his balance twice in a row
Anonymous (ID: YG5vthlg) United States No.519064909 [Report]
>>519056903 (OP)
Mitch tripped over an illegal alien.
Anonymous (ID: QFt7vkAi) United States No.519065162 [Report]
Barbara Baxter getting wheeled up to vote, totally out of it and unaware she was just hospitalized for months. Mitch Mconnell and Biden tripping over invisible sandbags, Nancy Pelosi and the 20 other members of congress in their 80's shuffling around, Trump hiding his transfusion bruises with an inch of cover up. Gerontocracy is a real freak show.
Anonymous (ID: 66M0LHPK) United States No.519065497 [Report]
>>519056903 (OP)
Democrats would blame the reporter for making them fall