Thread 519072059

Where would /pol/ choose to sit? What would you talk about?

>>519072059 (OP)
I choose to end my futile existence then and there

>>519072059 (OP)
I'd sit between Putin and Zelensky, this shit would be funny af.

>>519072059 (OP)
also
>no moist critical
dissapointing

>>519072059 (OP)
is the ayy lmao friendly or unfriendly

>>519072537
he's not really /pol/

>>519072059 (OP)
2 obviously, retard

>>519072560
He starts out friendly, but starts getting annoyed with Joe halfway through the flight.

>>519072059 (OP)
I was thinking 2, for absolute best eavesdropping plus the ability to stab Netanyahu in the neck with a fentanyl pen, but then I realized the alien would surely read my mind and telepathically warn Netanyahu of any plots. What do?

>>519072059 (OP)
Anywhere but 3, 5 and 0. That shit sounds toxic

>>519072851
i guess by the twentieth time of the story of how he eats only meat it's unbearable for anyone huh

>>519072059 (OP)
2, I'm bound to get some interesting stories from little green alien.

>>519072641
This
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>>519072059 (OP)
2,

>>519072059 (OP)
2

>>519073118
Also, imagine being in spot 2 but AOC won't shut up about her favorite hairdresser getting deported or some dumb woman shit.

>>519073118
The alien most likely wants NutandYahoo to die as well
It's chill, bro

>>519072641

>>519073118
>>519073259
2 would probably be the best but 6 is runner up.

>>519072059 (OP)
Pilot

>>519072059 (OP)
>talking about how based Hitler was with ye and grabbing Swift's ass with the other hand
The answer is obvious

>>519072059 (OP)
>Where would /pol/ choose to sit?
The pilot seat and crash the plane.

>>519072059 (OP)
The Alien so I can confirm if its skin burns when I start reading New Testament passages or say the name of the Logos. And maybe also check if the same happens to bibi since I'm already over there.

>>519072059 (OP)
>no Hitler
not interested

>>519072059 (OP)
next to my queen aoc and you know my elbow gonna be wanderin

>>519072059 (OP)
Number 6 is the obvious answer.
It would be the most entertaining flight for sure.
I would love to talk about the jews with Ye while periodically turning and talking shit to Taylor to get a laugh out of Kanye and keep the mood light and jovial.
Seat 2 would be interesting too, but I think the problem would be that Joe would just wanna talk to the ayy the whole time. You'd basically be a third wheel. It wouldn't be much different to just watching an episode of JRE.
Seat 1 and 8 would suck for the same reason. I can go online and watch or engage in political debate at any time. Don't want to be forced to sit through that once I get bored of it.
Seat 0 would be more interesting. I'd like to see how it played out I guess.
Same goes for seat 5, not the worst choice, would be interesting.
Seat 3 would be boring. I've been MAGA since 2016. I know what these guys think on every issue.
And seat 4, 9 and 7, just not interested sorry.

>>519073562
his reincarnation is next to seat 6

>>519072059 (OP)
7, cause I want the double BJ.

>>519072059 (OP)
3 Based bros

9 Kick out Faggy Downy Jr.

6 Molest the Troon Swift and kick it with Kanye HH nigga! (That is NOT an endorsement for faggot jewed socialism)

>>519072059 (OP)
1. 2 (for the alien)
2. 0 (for Putin)
3. 9 (for Musk - can't stand him but he might be easier to interrogate than Clinton, Trump etc c)

>>519073453
You better be ready to crash that plane like a Jeet copilot.

>>519072059 (OP)
Anyone who picks anything other than the alien is jewish, I would conspire with the alien to probe joe rogans anus

>>519073861
Actually, 5 over 9

>>519072059 (OP)
0 : Because me and Putin would shit talk zelensky and call him gay while watching zelensky's gay little ballerina dances online. And Putin could just talk to me about history which I would enjoy since I like history, while zelensky pouts huffs and puffs in the aisle seat.

Elon comes in a close second though.

>>519072059 (OP)
2. It's literally the only nonshit choice.

>>519073128
I think three and five are the less dangerous choices. 1 and you're definitely getting accidently poked by fingers, spit on, and bumped before AOC even has a chance to stand over you and argue back. 0 and you don't even get to know what the argument is about if you don't speak Russian. 6 and you're going to witness the cringiest shit ever everyone's going to be crying at the end. 7 you'll never have an erection again. I definitely pick 5.

Next to Putin so I can stab him and dab on his corpse

>>519074542
roflmao hohol troon detected

>>519072059 (OP)
6 would be the most enjoyable. Kanye is probably the only person there that would actually be fun to talk to and Taylor Swift is the only hot person there.
Thoughbeit, it's hard to turn down the ability to see/hear an ayylmao.

>>519072059 (OP)
7 7 7 7 7 77 7 7 7 77 77 7 7 77 7 7 77 7 7 7 77 7 77 77 77 7 77 77 7 7 77 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 77 7 77 between two sex women. might fingally get to see kamala's minge. It's taking forever! Seeing heilary's would be good too. It's probably a long but slitty one.

>>519075067
definitely 7. wait for kamala to throw a few back and she'd be dynamite.

>>519072059 (OP)
for me it's gotta be 1
>don't even notice bibi
>spend first half of flight successfully seducing AOC
>spend second half of flight joining the mile high club in the FRONT bathroom
>hilldawg and kamala can put their ears up to the door and listen
>fuck it they can join
>pump and dump all three
>tswift anheros from being left out of my chad harem
>never speak to any of them again
>picrel happens 1 week later

>>519072059 (OP)
assuming eat row is seats is soundproof I'd have to sit somewhere where I'm not between 2 insufferable retards who'd want to argue the entire time. Either 2 or 5, maybe 7

>>519075186
I can't wait.. When is this supposed to happen?

>>519075234
on 7 you might be between two retards that like to kiss.