Thread 519192543

Maduro preparing for his own funeral. Drumpf bringing death from above in the darkness of night, bringer of pain and justice to all.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15203837/Trump-deploys-Night-Stalkers-Venezuela-Maduro.html

Launching deep within the Gulf of America under the cover of darkness from a Top Secret submarine, blackhawks ranging their jungle beaner targets. Are they prepared to be slaves of the American gringos forever?

>>519192543 (OP)
Good. Hurry up.

Action Beaner vows to crush the Trump dogs with his 2 million communist jungle beaner militia. How can anyone survive the battle of all Venezuela battles?

The secret code to launch the anti Yankee missiles tucked away into King Jungle Beaner's pinky ring. Fact. No one gets out alive, no one.

>>519192709
I would be surprised if the donkey managed to get a minimum of 50,000 soldiers. Even the guerrillas on the border will return to Colombia if Trump decides to cross the Rubicon.

>>519192809
something about a terrorist training island off the coast of venezuela pissed off the orange one, iranians and vezuelans training to fuck shit up, plus nukes seems to be the excuse.
Are you sick of maduro, the resistance to the evil Yankee, or are you sick of his BS?

>>519193086
Maduro and his associates are incompetent and corrupt, and under his leadership, Venezuela promises only to become Cuba 2.0, with poverty and hunger for the majority and luxury for the few. The only thing they are good at is oppressing unarmed populations, stealing, and financing leftist campaigns.

I am not enthusiastic about the orange man. But his intervention could change Venezuela, for better (or worse), and prevent the country from condemning itself to remain a nation stuck in time. In any case, if Maduro, Diosdado, Los Rodriguez, or Padrino Lopez die in the course of all this, the world will be a better place, I assure you.

>>519193581
I've spent some time in SA, haven't been to Ven. or Col. but I love SA people. From what I know Venezuela used to be a prosperous nation but Hugo Chavez went commie and was followed up by his dumber brother Maduro who made it worse with his bus driver intellect. I hope it ends well for you, your family and your friends.

>>519193768
Maduro is not Chávez's brother; he was just one of the bootlickers who was best at kissing ass. However, according to leaks from Mortadela's will, he was chosen as Chávez's successor to avoid bloodshed between the different powers that control Venezuela, above all to counteract Diosdado (He is the most fearful, but also the most dangerous of them all. Maduro was the most neutral, along with Los Rodriguez. Padrino Lopez is the head of the Armed Forces, another wave of corrupt individuals who must be removed).

>I hope it ends well for you, your family and your friends.
Thanks, anon. I send you the same wishes. Everyone has their own problems.

>>519192543 (OP)
I grew up in 3rd battalion during gwot, good times were had.

>>519194102
>Diosdado, he is the most shitty one, but also the most dangerous
Little fixed.

dafuq zoggy gon do

>>519194102
Do you think Maduro will cooperate and give up the worst elements in Venezuela to save his own fat ass?

>>519192543 (OP)
nice convoluted cuck patch, autist couldnt stop adding gay unicorns and stars

>>519192633
Checked, and those are little birds

>>519194917

>backstab and snitch on a drug cartel
>die at the hands of a tomahawk

I'd prefer the tomahawk desu. One bad day is nothing compared to spending your life on the run from cartel chimps.

>>519192672
Based and Pax Americana pilled. Once we get Maduró out how long before I can safely visit Venezuela?
>t. Lived in Argentina, Uruguay, and kinda in Brasil and Colombia

>>519195074
it's a hooded figure in red riding a winged horse, wielding a sword and lighting bolt. their eyes are shining bright red. the stars behind them are more eyes glowing in the distance.

Brazil has been investing in the road connecting Caracas to Manaus. We'll help supply venezuela with food, fuel and chinese & russian cargo ships going up the amazon river disguised as ""fertilizer"" and ""onions"" so that the US gets bogged down in the amazon while we build our nuke.

>>519196150
> it's a hooded figure in red riding a winged horse, wielding a sword and lighting bolt. their eyes are shining bright red. the stars behind them are more eyes glowing in the distance.
Holy kino. Stop… I can… only…. get…. so….. EREEECTTT

>>519196150

yeah, no. He's right. That shit looks gay as fuck.
even common patches mog this piece of shit.

>>519196476
You won’t do shit Macao. Once we free Bolsenaro, you commies are getting a free helicopter ride

>>519196150
if youre gonna stalk at night why the fuck would you let your eyes shine

>>519196779
The fact that it looks gay makes it all the cooler to me. You always gotta be afraid of the big guys who have literally zero qualms about rocking some gay shit

>>519196795
There's already bill in congress to get out of the NPT and build a nuke it has support from both sides of the political spectrum, being written by a right winger, openly supported by the left wing minister in charge of nuclear energy, wring wing newspapers and the majority of the population. The roads to venezuela are already build as well as integration of their electral grid to our national one. Cargo ships can travel up the amazon river as deep as Peru. Venezuela has been preparing to fight an US invasion for 20 years. Vietnam 2.0 is already set up. I hope you retards go in.

>>519197384
I don’t think you know just how good the USA is at regime change in LamAm. It’s kinda our speciality

>>519196981
Shut up fsggot

>>519197384
Can't wait you Marxist pile of shit jungle beaner fuckhead

>>519197870
Is that why cuba's regime is still there? I don't think you know how many times you failed to do a coup in venezuela.

>>519196981
they think it's stars, until it's apon them and it's too late.

>>519192543 (OP)
The US hasn't won a war in 80 years

>>519192543 (OP)
Night stalker my little pony. Brony battalion.

>>519192543 (OP)

How did Iraq and Afghanistan go by the way?

>>519198463

These are neither coordinated nor sophisticated peoples, anon. They don't own swathes of oil fields. They would most likely sell out Maduro and bring him hog-tied to our carrier if we could promise them PS5s and running electricity.

There were two worlds, and then the world stopped chimping out when they saw that we won both of them. Carrying the entirety of europe on our the entire time no less.

>>519194102
wasn't maduro a fucking bus driver before he got into politics?

>>519194917
I know there are attractive women from these countries and you haven't posted any of them.

>>519199664
I thought she looked like she had aids and a wizards sleeve

>>519199842

You're not too far off, she's an escort from colombia

>>519200016
Imagine the amount of AIDS. You’d def have to go Tiger Balm method to have sex with her

>>519200016
gah, if she was clean, I'd smash the fuck out of that dirty whore