Thread 519232729

i found these on amazon for $14, but they arent exactly like the guy from the movie civil war. has anyone found were we can get ones exactly like in the movie

oooh look at me my glasses are red and i'm healing my chakras... and i'm gay!

The only people that post about that gay ass movie are Reddit tourists. Fuck off, queer.

>>519232844
i just posted this pepe in another thread and it gave me the idea

>>519232729 (OP)
Fer why?

>>519232729 (OP)
>>519232958
yes

>>519233479
they help you figure are what type of americans people are.

>>519233685
You don't need red glasses to determine one side from the other

>>519234415
if you want to look based you do

>>519234458
Cheap plastic glasses don't look based

>>519232729 (OP)
https://www.imperialbdu.com/en-us/products/civil-war-movie-style-red-glasses-amear-red-sunglasses-int-shipping?_pos=1&_sid=c7fb690bc&_ss=r

>>519232729 (OP)
didn't obongo literally make that movie?

>>519232729 (OP)
That movie was so fucking lame.
>oh a civil war in modern day would be interesting
>let's completely focus on some fart sniffing journos

i had one and i am also a ginger so i looked badass with that
however they broke during my eastern europe trip so i bought a 5 euro pilot sunglasses at Bratislava trainstation because it was so fucking hot and sunny

>>519232958
>needs confederate flag bandana

>>519232729 (OP)
>>>/cgl/

>>519235427
fuck the south

>>519232729 (OP)
Im wearing a top hat.

>>519232729 (OP)
Why don't you spend your money on real gear instead of retarded shit like this
Get a pair of ballistic glasses or something that'll protect your eyes against fags with lasers

>>519235797
these do protect against lasers, and they heal your chakras

>>519232729 (OP)
Holy kino
Extremely based

>>519232958
Based beyond belief

>>519235093
He stole the movie with that one scene
That's what remembered
That's what counts

>>519235093
this. typical mutt sloppa

>The red spectacles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFUZYqlgfAk


kek.

>>519232729 (OP)
Civil war was a dog shit movie, hoping for a movie that wasn't fucking left wing propaganda

>>519232729 (OP)
That movie sucked ass.

>>519232729 (OP)
I got the exact pair off Amazon for the fit

>>519232729 (OP)
>not laser proof grade

ngmi

>>519237415
i feel dirty just looking at your pic, cats?

>>519237518
it says they are for chemotherapy so im sure they are laser grade

>>519237683
Girlfriend's shitbull. It came with her. It's 11. They're won't be another.

>>519234951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDkOu0b-2kk&list=RDXDkOu0b-2kk&start_radio=1

i disagree

>>519237936
is it a boy pit bull?

>>519236512
True

>>519237936
You should kill it

>>519238251
Girl. She's a good dog and cuddly but poorly trained and I'd like to have no dog for a while. Im tired of the barking and shitting. we're not having the nigger of dogs when we have kids. What's wrong with a fucking golden receiver or something.

>>519232729 (OP)
>wants to larp as something he saw on TV
Your civil war is going to be a bunch of neurodivergent shitbirds crying in cells and claiming they were just on a tour. A few uniforms will die and Führer Miller will pardon you at Trump's funeral.

>>519238451
Whites ought not to harm animals, even shitbulls. Thats a brown instinct right there

>>519232729 (OP)
i got a pair from bauer percision, not listed anymore. same shape and price but sold out also

>>519238724
Well he is from a country with a high percentage of Africans in population for centuries

Oh, my bad Jamal, carry on.

I love goysop
already have all the funkos from the movie and a tattoo planned out

>>519238617
My wife got us a pitbulll puppy and hes such a friendly dog with people but I cannot bring him around other dogs it is embarassing. In his defense each time he was with other dogs they attacked him first so now he kind of has a complex.

Forever a covid puppy and cant socialize with other dogs. Can play with kids all day.

But I didnt even want a dog despite loving dogs. Wife never had a dog and convinced herself a puppy would be awesome and she picked the worst possible breed. I would had picked a labrador or some gay shit like a coorgi. But because I am a manchild who doesnt want responsibilities I would had picked no dog.

And now here I am half ass training a god damn ak47 of a dog pitbull. Hes my little buddy but I fear what he could do to someone he isnt bonded to. I run my hands through his mouth anytime I feel like and I know he wont chomp me. But I do not want some dumb shit to go down with a stranger or their dog.

>>519239547
>convinced herself a puppy would be awesome and she picked the worst possible breed
I swear a lot of people choose a dog based on how stupid and/or ugly it looks so it can be that retarded minion in their lives they can lavish emotional care on without the slightest real risk. It's like having a doll that barks and shits, or a jester to make you feel like royalty by being stupid and basic.

>>519239547
keep in mind that same reaction of fight he experiences when other dogs attack him, will be the same when a small child that doesn't know any better wacks him in the head trying to "pet" him.

it's not specific to pitbulls, just be careful. they can be great dogs no doubt.

>>519239547
do not let this dog ever be around children

>>519239989
Shitbulls are like guns, they are as safe as their owners keep them. Having them as child replacements or buddies is bulk stupidity.

>>519232729 (OP)
The one he wore doesn't have frames, got my pair off ebay

>>519239547
Dindu ruffin

>>519239547
you need to use shock collar dumbfuck
if you dont know how to take care of an animal
you should 86 yourself! fucking retard get out of my chat you fucking fascist prick!

>>519232729 (OP)
$10 on ebay and pretty much the exact ones used in the movie.

I need the exact glasses from this hero.

>>519240402
Pretty sure that's the exact pair

Making yourself less camouflage in modern warfare is the dumbest thing, but go ahead OP, you'll get spotted before me and take fire so I can move, thanks.

>>519240402
fuck yeah, thanks

Gotta wonder, when your buddy yells "Drone!" are you really going to care much about your costume or your badass looking glasses?

If yes, you're a fuckwit manchild who will be deleted, if no, maybe rethink you're whole plan for this civil war.

It's not going to be a movie, it's going to be months of drinking from creeks and eating possums if you have to.

>>519241869
Pretty much this. If you're thinking about glasses from some goyslop movie you've already lost anon. It's not a video game, these will make you stick out like sore thumb.

>>519232778
lmao

>>519232958
friendly reminder that you can't see a red dot while wearing red glasses

>>519240402
>located in California
these are a honeypot

>>519238821
>Activation Phrase: TINY DANCER for 10% discount

>>519244852
>omg theyre going to put me on a list or arrest me for having red sunglasses!
Spergs ngmi.