Thread 519311173

75 degrees in late october
humanity is COOKED

>>519311173 (OP)
>COOKED

I hate gen z so much

highly unreasonable

>>519311173 (OP)
imagine living in a warm state. only shitskins enjoy that because it reminds them of their home

>>519311173 (OP)
THAT'S A MAAAAAN, BABY

>>519311173 (OP)
Ya I’m not sure what to make of it. I don’t necessarily believe in man made global warming, but when I was a kid you’d sometimes have snow by now, and definitely snow in November through to April. Now it barely snows.
>t. Maine

>>519311173 (OP)
Thick?
No fat anon.

>>519311173 (OP)
Cold weather lasted into almost May this year the season are just shifting, or our manmade calendar is shifting differently into the seasons

>>519311173 (OP)
se me hace gorda.

>>519311173 (OP)
Built for BWC

The average temperature at the end of the year is usually off by 0.1degree. To equalize all this heat we are going to get a motherfucker of a winter. The farmers almanac seems to confirm this to be true. I am expecting Dec 10th the temperature to drop to -15C and stay there or worse.

>cooked
>slapping
>goofy ahh
>rizz
>crash out
>lowkey
There are some my least favourite zoomer slangs, and coincidentally most of them are ebonics/AAVE (African American Vernacular English).

>>519311274
> gen z
Neutered slaves

>>519311274
Fpbp

>>519311173 (OP)
>*Plap* *Plap* *Plap* *Plap* *Plap* *Plap* *Plap* *Plap* *Plap* hnnnnnngh

>>519311173 (OP)
If your tits don’t grow as fast or faster than your fat, you look gross.

>>519311303
No truer words spoken. I like living in the coldest, snowiest, most barren regions. Noone to bother me, niggers can't hack it, and snowmobiles can take you to places usually uncrossable and undisturbed by man.

>>519311323
Same, Nevada. Last winter was aweful.

>>519311608
Has one said "say less" to you yet?
I had to tell a kid at work that he was telling me to shut the fuck up and if he does it again I would knock his teeth out.
They don't even know what they're saying.

>>519311303
>>519311813
Lmao cope the winter cold weather sucks. Car doesn't start, fingers stinging, only 3 hours of sunlight.

Remember that the best civilizations were in warm latitudes.

>>519312024
Quit being a wimp, Chang you're not from here.

>>519311608
>goofy ahh
I still don't understand this one, can someone explain to a 30yo boomer?

>>519311173 (OP)
She shaped like guitar

>>519311274
im a millenial

>>519311173 (OP)
Summer finally ended here today, never seen high 80-90s into October without a frost before, and I'm old as dirt op.

>>519312150
I was born and raised here and it yes winter sucks. Stop coping everyone wants to live in balmy warm places. I'm not talking about literal deserts or tropical areas.

>>519312231
It's all just retarded niggerspeak.

>>519312284
she makes music
https://youtu.be/tEyyQJmtAO8

>>519312231
It means it's time to hit them on top of the head like donkey kong.

>>519311173 (OP)
your dick is too small to get in those fat buns

>>519311355
Micro penis cope

>>519312965
Post your giant dick or GTFO.

We need to give the politicians more money so they can change the weather.

>>519312320
okay saar go back

>>519312320
i want to live somwhere that's perpetually between 40-70F with a good amount of rain and those places don't exist in white people countries

>>519311303
Cope on a rope.

>>519311274
Why?
We literally used this saying before they did. It just wasn't as prevalent

>>519311173 (OP)
It’s 55 degrees nigger

>>519311173 (OP)
My bulb is getting wet

I’m gay

>>519311173 (OP)
It's like literally freezing here.

>>519311303
True. The white man embraces the cold and ice.

>>519311274
ahh, unc cuh bro, cake rizz gyat, diddy party, crash out, for sure for sure, sick, trippin, baby daddy/momma, they be sleep.

>>519313384
Almost everywhere gets over 70F in summer.

>>519311303
>dies of mild weather
You sure showed everyone

>>519311321
>first thing that comes to mind is men
seek help.

>>519313643
low key

>>519312417
sponges your buffet

>>519313714
I wish it weren't like that!

>>519312024
Summer is horrible, hot, sweaty, open a door and your house is full of bugs. Sunny days are only nice if youre doing nothing, if youre truing to live your day to day through it its terrible, i hate peeling my sweaty balls off my legs or getting swamp ass, ill take stinging hands and no sun anyday. Plus no sun debuff darkies with the vitiman d deficiency bug

>>519311608
6-7

>>519312291
Not if you weren’t born before 1995

>>519311173 (OP)
What is that in normal temperatures?

>>519311173 (OP)
Is that AOC?

ARCHITECTual masterpiece

>>519311173 (OP)
yeah I mowed the grass yesterday in 80 degrees. todays its 40 degrees

>>519311173 (OP)
New definition of "fall" just dropped

>>519311274
I hate niggers, trannies, jews and browns

>>519311173 (OP)
she should do a mewtwo cosplay

>>519311173 (OP)
DONT TEXAS MY CALIFORNIA
>>519311303
This. Cold is the white mans weather

>>519312231
It’s avoiding swear filters while simultaneously spelling it like how mumbling ebonics niggers say it.

>>519311173 (OP)
Hahah nigga how can high temps be real if you have a pool, just jump in and soak my nigga haha

>>519318253
>It’s avoiding swear filters
You can cuss on every social app known to man. Why people think they can't do it on tiktok, I dunno. There's nothing stopping anyone from swearing

W E T B U L B

>>519311274
>FRIED

>>519311173 (OP)
Thats a kike/beaner tranny abomination

>>519320836
she's japanese american

>>519322719
Steve Aoki nepoplappy

>>519311303
I enjoy it because I know in the coming ice age it'll feel cozy like home

we can go higher

>>519311274
Ayo this nigga needs seasoning

>>519311274
Oh I thought he meant actually cooked. Yeah gen z gay

>>519311813
You will randomly run into a somali though

>>519323737
cooked as in too hot

>>519325402
Was 'spicy' not good enough?

>>519311173 (OP)
it snowed here

>>519311933
oh he did, they're just little faggots

Delicious

>>519318567
its because of creators censoring stuff for monetization, and then everyone just copies it blindly

>>519312893
why is he deepthroating a gnome with chlamydia?

>>519311303
I lived in a civilized area of the country until my mentally ill mother put a gun to my head and forced me to move south of the mason Dixon

>>519311360
No.

I live in Mississippi and I hate the heat and I love the cold.. that being said, we don't get much cold so I pay very close attention to it. I swear I have reverse seasonal depression because I am much happier in the fall/winter.. the summers are so hot I can't even do anything outside. I get sick and puke and/or pass out easily from heat.
Every year the "winters" get shorter and less cold. I think the last we had snow in the middle of the state was either 2018 or 2019. I don't even feel like we have winter here anymore. It's completely gone..and whatever we have for "fall" is garbage. Grass and trees are still green...last year they were green until Feb. then it was hot again by end of March. I absolutely hate being born here. It has its perks being we dont have much "woke" shit and everyone forgets us so no false flags or anything but the seasons arent simply shifting unfortunately, the cold seasons are just slowly fading away. I noticed we arent getting much rain, either.

>>519314752
this guy gets it

>>519313384
pacific northwest coast, southern patagonia coast (especially chile), south island of nz, coastal namibia. Basically anywhere stuck between a mountain range and a cold ocean current.

>>519311303
>nice warm place
>hmpfh fucking shitskins

>>519311274
Bro is mad *skull emoji*

I lived in the most idealic area of the northeast and went to college in Savannah met my wife from Georgia etc

I’ve done a lot of thinking about this. The cold or heat makes you stupid it turns you into an animal. However it’s really easy to warm up it’s very difficult to cool off.

>>519312320
>I was born and raised here
Bro you are not from that latitude. You're not Canadian, you're "canadian"

>>519313643
bro is low key cooking fr

>>519326936
Many such cases.

>>519311173 (OP)
>cooked
why hasn't gookmoot filtered this fatherless zoomer faggot lingo? zoomers have the gayest slang of all time

>>519326720
> It has its perks being we dont have much "woke" shit
Anon… we couldn’t even have black athletes in Boston until the 70s the Red Sox were the last team to integrate and their long time owner was an open racist that said nigger all the fucking time

>>519327293
Here we have a woman trying to run the Boston marathon met with some New York hospitality

>>519327391
Bill Russell who won ELEVEN championships for the Celtics retired his number to an empty stadium because we are so racist

>>519311173 (OP)
I'm in Wisconsin. It was 59F here today and sunny. Sky was so blue. NW winds.

>>519327293
Boston is the most unwoke place in America the niggers and spics are literally confined to inner city ghettos. We just don’t hate Jews because we are rich aaaaahahaha

>>519311173 (OP)
Who is this pregnant girl?

>>519311173 (OP)
they also have turned on the hurricane repellent machine for this season

>>519327753
Anyone from the southern states with nigger fatigue move to the northeast you will literally never see a nigger unless you go to the inner city areas. Towns are still 90% white and no one relaxes around blacks.

>>519311173 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Hunga_Tonga%E2%80%93Hunga_Ha%CA%BBapai_eruption_and_tsunami

QRD: Underwater volcano explodes, shitting a 3-mile wide plume of superheated steam into the atmosphere for almost an entire month. Then, it fucking explodes, sending a jet of superheated water through the entire atmosphere into space.
>Massive dump of a very effective greenhouse gas (water vapour)
>fucks the jet streams globally
>fucks weather patterns everywhere
>every layer of the atmosphere affected in some way
>some even in ways we've never seen before, and can't really predict the effects of.
>Weather expected to be fucked until at least 2038

>>519328025
fug

Typical day for a northeastern man:

>Wake up it’s a balmy 25 degrees out almost short sleeve weather must be a heat wave
>the last 4 months of sub zero temperatures have frozen all the societal and non human parasites
>call up Shylock he says “here’s your free money sir”
>shovel the walkway, the ice left behind has killed all the sick and disabled so we can afford free healthcare for non working white men
>turn on car radio blasting nothing but grunge 90s music not a rap tune in sight
>head over to the hockey rink slash the tires of a car that looks like it belongs to a darkie
>time to ponder the mysteries of the universe at MIT
>no darkies to disrupt your studies
>book a quick flight to Miami to warm up

>>519328025
Sorry, i said explodes twice...so there was a month-long eruption, and then it exploded. It was like Krakatoa where the sound of it went around the earth a couple times.

>>519327263
I get what he means but this shit happens in the colder states all the time too
Let me guess, Chicago and New York are all white utopias with 0 crime? And fuckin Minnesota is big one too, cold as hell there but they got the somalis going crazy all the time