Thread 519399908

Why dont Brazil just take over all of South America?
Who could stop them?

>>519399908 (OP)
>Who could stop them?
the other South Americans

>>519399908 (OP)
>Who could stop them?
favelas

>>519400000
based quints

But why

>>519399908 (OP)
Brazil would run out of ammo within 5 minutes of shooting

>>519399908 (OP)
you can't be a bordertard you have to consider almost all their population is concentrated in a few areas along the coast, its not like they have power projection past these couple of areas

>>519399908 (OP)
>Who could stop them?

>>519400235
Glory and the spritiual fulfillment of conquest

>>519400235
Don't bully argentina

>>519399908 (OP)
debt

>>519399908 (OP)
France would probably get involved.

>>519399908 (OP)
someone spent too much time coloring maps in grand strategy games

>>519399908 (OP)
Cartels.

instead we should balkanize

>>519400000
Put me in the screenshot

>>519399908 (OP)
I don't care

>>519400419
LOL we already have more territory than all euros combined plus theres nothing ti gain from incorporating MORE brownies

>>519400471
everytime frogs fucked around we pushed their shit in

>>519399908 (OP)
only russia is retarded enough to try shit like that in the 21st century. It seems Brazil is more evolved than russia.

>>519399908 (OP)
>why doesn't a country with a shitty military invade thousands of miles of mountains?
swedes are so sheltered it makes them very stupid doesn't it?

>>519399908 (OP)
they can't do that because we'd just suck all their bbcs and they'd be powerless to do anything!

>>519399908 (OP)
Every time they want to get up and try, a fat ass shoves itselfs into view and they have to follow their addiction. Its just how it is.

>>519399908 (OP)
>what if life was like...one of my bideoh gaymes!!!

because real Nations don't behave that way anymore,or aren't allowed to/can't.
unless you are Israel,or by extension,the USA

>>519400765
>swedes
that's a russian moron, only they think like that

>>519400765
everyone has a shitty military those days so that doesn't matter, the terrain is still fucked though.

>>519399908 (OP)
Too much work for little gain, we already own their asses at any rate.
And there's no one to rescue the poor spics, well, that's what they get to settle down on the side of the diplomatic giant of the world.
Great President Kim play MPB just like his father, we can fucking tour the whole country without being lobotomized like burgers.
Only countries with lower intelligence like nigger countries in africa that is irrelevant for the most part but even then there always a scandal of some nigger dictator in africa getting some money or sending some money to huezillian corrupt politicians.
as parcel on banana clown world.

we aint finna annex even more niggers and indios, twin

only place we ever wanted to conquer was our beloved uruguay (rightful brapzilian clay)

>>519400886
Is mostly because the limits of this countries are huge, realistically makes more sense uruguay wantingbto expand it's territory than brazil or argentina, basic logistics, is when you ran out of places to steal

>>519399908 (OP)
Argentina and Brazil were in a nuclear arms. Also hispanics seem to have gotten lazy so they dont really do wars anymore.

>>519399908 (OP)
DONT TOUCH OUR AMAZONIAN BACKYARD

>>519400235
for the lúlz

>>519399908 (OP)
fuck off. we are friends with all of them

>>519399908 (OP)
monkeys find it hard to organize beyond favela orgies

>>519399908 (OP)
>Why dont Brazil just take over all of South America?

I would like to see a Brazil-Venezuela war, c'mon brazilian bros, there's oil there.

>>519401119
I don't know about Uruguay but Paraguay shouldve been at the very least double their current size if they weren't stupid. Could've easily annexed Bolivia and plenty of Argentina.

>>519401197
The continent is a terrible place for wars, it's either mountains or jungles fighting guerilla child soldiers everywhere, unless you are fighting on the argentinian plains it's all miserable and not worth the effort.

>>519401212
Why can’t you put your rocket center in Metropolitan France? What is the point of French Guiana? At least the Falklands provide oil for the bongs

>>519399908 (OP)
unlike us Europeans, Americans (in the widest sense of this term) agreed to co-exist without genociding each other. abusing or conquering each other's lands for the sake of avarice and jealousy. We should learn a thing or two from them.

>>519401212
Now this is some land in dire need of some decolonization.

>>519401626
We agreed that an attack on one of us is an attack to all of us in 1948, before the USA eventually ruined this in the cold war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inter-American_Treaty_of_Reciprocal_Assistance

>>519401785
return of the ABC Pact is the only way forward and it is inevitable.

>>519401423
The closer to equator the launching is, less fuel is needed, for whatever reasons.
This is the reason US launch in Florida, Texas or California, and Russia launchs from Kazakhstan.
>>519399908 (OP)
>Why dont Brazil just take over all of South America?
Endless wars are endless.
>Who could stop them?
Brazilian politicians.

>>519401212
>French Guiana has a population of approximately 314,000 (as of 2025), while Paris has around 2.1 million residents within the city limits. Thus, Paris has a significantly larger black population than French Guiana.

>>519401626
>without genociding each other
Well, almost...
Except for American Civil War, and Paraguay's War...

>>519402077
>French Guiana isn't already 100% nigger

>>519401423
>Launching from near the equator allows rockets to fully benefit from the speed of rotation of the Earth and in case of failure the rockets just falls into the atlantic

>At least the Falklands provide oil for the bongs

Guiana has plenty of oil too, even gold, but ecologists are opposing the surveying and the exploitation projects.
Meanwhile Brazilians are exploiting the gold illegally in Guiana and the authorities dont seems to care

>>519399908 (OP)
>why don't they try taking over the biggest, remotest jungle on the entire planet, surrounded by massive mountains and almost unlimited places to conduct guerilla warfare on an occupying army?
Gee OP, who knows?

>>519402169
And yet, it's less niggers than Paris.
>inb4 per capita
Fuck per capita here, I can walk away and find some empty jungle with no niggers nearby, good luck finding an empty spot in Paris.

>>519399908 (OP)
we can defeat them all militarily, but we cannot occupy them. there would be no democratic justification for treating them as second citizens or room for millions of people conquered. also you forget all countries are just personal spaces for their elites, brazil will never go to war with its neighbours unless its attacked, like venezuela could somehow. but we are allied politically rn so.

>>519401371
Prez Lulis loves Prez Maduro.
Con fuerza

>>519402305
How do race traitors in Braz compare to the U.S lmao?

>>519400000
Rare Gringolem win.
Put me in the screencap

>>519402077
French Guiana isn't even fully black, it's like 1/3 blacks, 1/3 mutts Brazilians and 1/3 civil servants

>>519402174
You did the same shit to our lobsters and have been trying to get amapá by force for centuries now, it's only right they ignore this bit of mischief.

>>519399908 (OP)
Brazilians are all mixed race mutts. That's the future jews want for America.
>Who could stop them
Brazilians would stop themselves from lack of ambition, intelligence, ability.
Mixed race mutts don't have those qualities.
Brazilians are slightly more advanced than middle eastern sandniggers. The other mutt race example.
Both those mutt races are more advanced than niggers or poos.

>>519402488
Idk. One thing I noticed, other than the homogenrous brown race, that marries similar skin tones, is that the goblino race mixers, are first gen, at most second gen if young. Race mixing is a recent jewish psyop.
>inb4 historical anecdotes
Anecdotes are always highlighted and weaponized by kikes. Oldest trick in he book.

>>519400419
The only conquest Brazils want is of boipussy

>>519399908 (OP)
poverty and crime

>>519402693
Damn, that makes it even much less than Paris. You're almost making me want to go there.

>>519402859
oh oh oh oh famine too

>>519400000
Because... it can't be helped

>>519399908 (OP)
>Who could stop them
Chile

>>519400541
>More territory than all Euros combined
Are you under the impression that Brazil is larger than Europe

>>519401371
Brazil should take over Venezuela but only if they’re right wing again and start persecuting the left so they never regain power. Otherwise it’d just be a giant, overpowered leftist Union.

>>519403109
This shithole can't even secure its own borders.

>>519399908 (OP)
If you can't remove the crime starters in the country then what tf is the point when the U.S. goes Rhodesia on you.

>>519399908 (OP)
The rest of the continent doesn't want to be China's puppet like Brazil is

>>519400000
uh.. si. correcto

>>519403260
Offer the rest of the world to dump their toxic waste in the Atacama Desert, then all the Bolivians and Peruvians invading Chile won’t make it far past the border, problemo solved. It would also prevent Bolivia from bitching about lack of sea access, kill two birds with one stone.

>>519403243
So the game plan is this?
>bolsonaro 2.0 or cia coups in some michel temer
>destabilize venezuela
>brazilian peace keepers move in

>>519403423
Si. TRVST THE PLAN

>>519403412
Bolivians and Peruvians became the lesser of our problems in the last 10 years ironically.

The rate of them against Haitians and Venezuelans is like 10:1 in ALL of our big cities.

>>519403589
You have fucking Haitians now? Dear god. I knew about the Venecos but I just assumed they came the same routes as the Bolivians and Peruvians. At this point we have to blockade Haiti and shoot down anything leaving their airport.

>>519403566
OQKAY

>>519401371
>c'mon brazilian bros, there's oil there.
no

>>519403566
Just give acre back to Peru if this ever happens, borders look shit otherwise

>>519403566
Any plan for the nigs? Please do go in unprepared lmao.

>>519403675
Haiti already has a self imposed blockade with a civil war on top, forcing another blockage would be pointless. What the whole Caribbean region needs is a massive fucking genocide, just like Israel is doing to the Palestinians, to be "fixed" and I wish I was joking.

>>519403829
To be honest I don’t see how giving Acre to Peru makes it any less ugly lol. I’m the guy you were replying to by the way if my ID changed
>>519403897
Hadn’t considered that

>>519404031
Perhaps we can send the Haitians back to Africa and replace it with Dominicans. I’m sure they’d appreciate the living space.

>>519404195
I always liked that lion head on Alto Rio Negro eating colombia. It standing atop BR looked like it was protecc'ing us. Dunno how I feel about it lost halfway there.

>>519403829
I think if anything, including the Colombian Amazonian provinces of Vichana and Guainía would improve the border aesthetic

>>519404414
This is worst on this regard >>519404346

>>519404031
You can't genocide haitians, they breed like rabbits and if you try to starve them they'll start eating mud and eating themselves, they are the ultimate biological weapon of the Americas

>>519400000
basado y correcto numeros

>>519400645
I've visited both
if I had to choose 10000000000% rather live in Brazil lol

>>519401376
Is complex, this boundaries are both natural and imposed by spain and portugal, bolivia is a real geographical anomaly, is not just a line in the map is a mountain wall with a valley on top, this determines their borders, same way the beach road does with chile

>>519404414
You could just drop everything from Tabatinga to Abunã then, if you like it smooter.

>>519404195
>map
Super based.

Make el Cono Sur a reality.
Genocide the Bolivians.
Kick the bongs out of Las Malvinas.

Turn Colombia into a breeding farm for Europeans and Brazilians.

>>519399908 (OP)
Latin America is too poor to go to war, that's why all of our conflicts are against the cartels.

>>519404524
I spent 90 days in Russia a few years ago. It’s not that bad, m8. The churkas were cool and liked that I was from Texas. I never saw any subhumans like your pic. Perhaps that’s in Siberia….dunno. Can’t say about anything south of the border. Never been to Latin America

>>519401371
we don't eat oil, that's a burger thing
we also have our pré-sal and most of our energy comes from hydro power-plants, not oil.
After the 9 finger is gone, hopefully his circle die off by politician schemes, then huezil can demand our refineries back. fucking commie thieves, trying to pocket brazilian state money.

>>519404546
>Kick the bongs out of Las Malvinas.
our Falkland license expires in the year 5320

>>519404546
Like this?

>>519400000
Dig its! YXH BJ

>>519404805
Shadow banned colombia until " the war on drugs" stop generating collateral

>>519399908 (OP)
there's a bunch of Peruvians there bro
and zogmerica would be angry

>>519399908 (OP)
Themselves because they're retarded favelaniggers and would start trying to rob each other for their monkey soup.

>>519405006
that's a half truth
we're not retarded

>>519405063
True.
Retarded implies performing at a reduced capacity.
You're running at the top of your game it's just that your game is the Special Olympics.

>>519405189
We're running at the top of our game at robbing eachother favelaniggers for our monkey soup.

>>519404755
LOL is that true?
>>519404805
I like it! I agree that Peru should be alone. They get along well as it is

>>519405189
go back to being replace by chinks and jeets and assfucked by a flock of birds.
a country that lose a war to a bird has no right to talk about huezil.
imagine thinking highly of yourself and country when your country is slave of another country that is on itself slave of a group of kikes. fuck off mate.

>>519399908 (OP)
They don't need war. Their method is to populate their borders and make their border cities integrate in their neighbour country economy, they can absorbe whole regions with this
T. I've studied this shit.

>>519399908 (OP)
they would need a lot more mopeds...

>>519405988
>don't fight, bro, just populate the borders and erode your culture
>t. successful secessionist

>>519406034
>Trale Lewous LOL
That’s a flashback

>>519406128
Brazil owns 90% of our rice, 90% of our beer and 80% of our beef industry. Rio Branco was clever as fuck.

>>519399908 (OP)
they tried a couple of times
didn't go as planned

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sarand%C3%AD

>>519399908 (OP)
for what nigga?

>>519404414
>>519404805
>right now, somewhere in a dusty office in Langley, a table full of CIA agents are browsing this thread and scratching their chins
>hmm... yes... get the planes full of AKs ready, boys...

>>519408894
Based

>Conquering your frens
Why? We are all frens here
>>519406346
>Rio Branco was clever as fuck
yeah, Boludos could have taken over the falklands/malvinas with this method but their
general was a retard
>>519404805
>No Pacific ocean
bruh

>>519400000
You're alright juarez

>>519409255
Damn Nigga you want Pacific access too? Shit, here you go. Good luck doing mass logistics through the Andean range.

>>519399908 (OP)
>Who could stop them?
Cartels

>>519409420
>Good luck doing mass logistics through the Andean range.
Just build a tunnel, easy peasy. I bet some chink workes could do it over the weekend

>>519409420
They went nuts with possibility to influence south american commerce, am ok with it, chile own the paraguayans a port and a road and I want one in the river

>>519409511
Yeah but you’d probably want to have multiple tunnels. A minimum of one every 50 miles if you don’t want to go through winding mountain roads which would be a perfect choke point. If you only had a few tunnels they’d all be perfect vulnerabilities.

>>519399908 (OP)
>>519400434
>>519400489
>>519404702

Because we love our neighbours and altrough someone somehow has to rule in the end, we believe that it is posible to maintain control being loved.
Being feared and going to war is the ultimate option. Not the first.

I love:
Argentina
Mexico
Peru
Bolivia
Venezuela
Chile
Uruguay
and many others...

It would tear my heart in to multiple pieces if we brothers have to kill each other again.
Never again.

We are not War Mongrels. We fight when it's ineviatable only and we try to keep as much prepared as we can.

If there is Karma and any God, he is at our side. We are not saints, of course not.
But better than the rest of the world thats for sure.

>over double your population with people who'd probably hate you
>ruin all foreign relations
>while your heartland still has a magnitude of problems
Do you fuckers think real life is hearts of iron or something?

>>519399908 (OP)
murica

>>519401212
we are your largest border, friend
one day we will avenge you by turning all Haitians into soap

>>519409641
And this IS PROVED.
Travel around LatAm and ask argies and any other country in general what they do think about Brasil.
Usually it goes from neutral to very likeable.

They call us monkeys but they can't see any of us to start:
"Uaaaaahh!!! You are from Braaasiiilllll?!!"

Every Latino can come to Brasil and find home.
To be honest, almost every people on Earth.

If theres a thing we need is to be smaller not bigger.

>>519410066
>almost every people on Earth.
indians and jews excluded

Soooo, someone locally bought bitcoins at I will pay your country with this level

Wasn't my government still directly affects our economy

>>519399908 (OP)
>SEND NIGGERS EVERYWHERE
Stop killing the earth.

>>519409955
France is cool actually.
Good days when education and influence came from France. A little bit long ago now.

In 1960 or so i would be advised to learn english and french in Brasil.
Because Europe now is a giga trash can nobody gives a fuck anymore.

Sell Food.
Wins.

>>519399908 (OP)
They are dysfunctional.
Brazil has nearly all the advantages the USA has, but it also has a massive population of negros and other reprobates who make civilized life impossible without a strong central authority.
You can’t even safely travel across Brazil or transport goods without the threat of theft or assault, how can you run a country like that?

>>519410090
>If theres a thing we need is to be smaller not bigger.
Sul and Paulistania Independence when?

>>519400376
To be honest in an Ideal world, Brazil and America would both be Great Powers and very close allies verses the Afro-Eurasian hordes.
Maybe in another timeline where the Empire of Brazil endured

>>519399908 (OP)
Why would we want these latinx infested shitholes? Its like asking why one just takes over all of india

>>519400000
Hi mom!

>>519399908 (OP)
I love how naive Europeans are of latinamerican politics

1) latinamericans cant even control their own countries, thinking they can even attempt to invade and control a different one is hilarious
2) brazil did try to control the continent, but then the Odebretch scandal exploded and that was the end of it. Latinamerican cant be controlled by anyone, its functional anarchy (as opposed to africa and the middle esst that are non-funcional anarchies)

>>519399908 (OP)
I would.

>>519410372
It's very complicated to be partner of USA.
Argies had this complex of superiority one day but get got fucked in the asshole so much that now they are not only the most beautiful people from LatAm as they are quite humble as well. And smart.

We would need to make Anal in the Ass a lot being USA as pasive for them to get healed.

Than yes. There is surprisingly many points where USA and Brasil are similiar.
Sounds strange but it's true.

But Anal must happen for their own good.

>>519410617
>but then the Odebretch scandal
This is ridiculous.
Operação Lava Jato is just one insignificant moment in the history of Brasil lmao...

We don't want to control more than we have.
We want peace for real.

What do you want? Someone like Russia at your door?

>>519410272
You actually can, anon. A good chunk of our cargo is delivered by trucks. Lots of people travel across the country by bus

>>519400000
dios mio

You have no Idea how big and Dense South America is. Also Brazil has too many nigger's to even Take their Peru or Chile. Only Burger America and Old Spain are capable. Fuck Sven, you're fucking retarded

>>519412000
Don't do it.
Don't do it...

Let them believe in that. Let it stay that way.
>>519410272
Yes, yes... We kill each other every day, there is tigers and lions crossing our streets all the time killing people and if you come you gonna die.

Remeber:
Bad things do Happen
But Good things also do Happen

Most likely proportionally in a global scale and maybe arguably more good than bad.

You brain focus on bad things because you are dumb and need to transcend.

>>519399908 (OP)
>>519400000
Get dunked on sweedtwink