Thread 519506661

Zoomers will never experience the generous Chipotle

>>519506661 (OP)
I remember when finishing a chipotle burrito was a challenge, and you didn’t even have to think about the price, not 15 years ago.

>>519506801
I used to kill a whole burrito and then I'd be good to go for a whole day doing xstal and not losing weight

I had chipotle in February this year. It was pretty large. Someone went and got it for me. But it was mostly rice and beans. Roadside burrito makers make smaller ones, but they always manage to make them incredibly tasty.

>>519506661 (OP)
What even is a burrito

>>519506801
I get what you're saying, but I think this is a good thing. I think it's better for society when people are left to fend for themselves. It's a natural process of evolution, and it's the only way to ensure that the strongest and most capable survive.

It's Over.

>>519507026
A flour tortilla filled with, at a minimum, rice, beans, and meat

>>519507026
A taco

>>519507026
it's a small burro

>>519507108
Beef? Sounds tasty

>>519506661 (OP)
chipotle used to be a two day meal

>>519506661 (OP)
i had my last chipotle burrito a few nights ago. it was small as fuck, this was not the first time this happened. starting a couple months ago they've been noticeably smaller. i will never go back and will now make my own goyslop at home.

>>519507026
Do bongoloids really.

>>519507026
fancy sosig role

>>519507026
Wetback slop, delicacy of Amerigolems

>4cucks are now getting nostalgic over the 2010s
lol. you people were never serious about politics. you're just jaded lazy burnouts who live to complain about shit no one cares about and share ragebait. You'll be getting nostalgic over the 2020s soon. Hell, I've already seen people on this board romanticising le comfy lockdown. Pathetic.

>>519506661 (OP)
Most Chipotle are staffed by Blacks and Hispanics now. The last few times I've been there they put the newest employee on the hardest job, assembling the burritos, and tell them to make sure to skimp the fuck out of all the dumb cattle that eat there. Fuck chipotle.

>>519507026
Tortilla with cheese, meat, and vegetables. Same as every other spic food. It's the same 6-10 ingredients re-arranged 1000x over. And we're supposed to pretend we could never figure it out if we deported them.

>>519507171
That is indeed one of the commonly available options

>>519506661 (OP)
Qdoba is better

Lol it did was like that one time

>>519506661 (OP)
>time lapse meme
>left side is the latter
I'm starting to think this place isn't totally organic...

>>519507343
seriously it's like they find the most suicidal teenager to make your burrito

>>519506661 (OP)
Quality varies a lot by locale
But yeah back in the day it was uniformly excellent with generous portions

>>519506661 (OP)
Gluttony is a sin anon

>>519507563
reminds me of costco
they gave me the wring pizza so i told the faggot that gave it to me and he looked at me like i murdered his mother
never went back and never will because of that

My chipotle still gives me huge ass burritos.

>>519507346
This meme comes from retards whose whole understanding of Meeheecan cuisine is taco bell and chipotle.
It's roughly the equivalent of blacks who think whypipo food be has no seezunin' because they only ever eat it in schools and jails.

>Carne asada
>Birria
>Al pastor
>Barbacoa
>Mole
>Chorizo
>Huitlacoche
>Flor de calabaza
>Cecina
>Lengua
>Menudos
>Sopes
>Huaraches
>Pozole

Mexican cuisine is up there with Japanese, Italian, and French for GOATed status.

Blame (((Bill Ackman)))

>>519507662
i usually get the steak burritos, not sure I want to try the ass burritos even if they are bigger.

>>519507700
The fact remains that we have the recipes, anon.

>>519507700
Nearly everything you listed is a combination of a tortilla with cheese meat and vegetables. Or a combination of 3 of the 4.

>>519507049
>Kike billionaires having an even larger share of the resources which makes everything seem more expensive for normal people is a good thing goy
All I can do is hope you die in agony very soon

>>519507171
it also comes in pork, but you're probably halal

>>519507026
think of a shawarma

test

>>519507026
It's something that sloppy tortas and obese manchildren eat.

>>519506661 (OP)
2023 is closer to an actual burrito than whatever that 2010s bullshit is

>>519507026
It's a lot like fish and chips.

>>519506801
>I remember when finishing a chipotle burrito was a challenge

I actually kinda remember this and it was what Chipotle was known for. Now you get a Taco Bell sized burrito at twice the price filled with lower quality fatty barely edible meats.

>>519506661 (OP)
on the right, thats either a 3 tortilla roll, or not from chipotle.
t. 4 decade goyslop connoisseur

>be me
>need a cheap good meal
>go to chipotle, a chicken bowl is only 9 bucks
>i look at the meats
>the steak looks fresh and juicy, must have just come off the grill
>say fuck it and get double steak
>no guac or queso
>"that'll be 17 dollars"
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>check receipt
>12 dollars for steak, and the extra scoop cost 5 dollars
>worst part is the steak tasted was sinewy as fuck and barelt edible
never again

>>519507803
>t. doesn't know what any of those things are

>>519507171
Chicken, pork, or beef, yeah. Just one. And actually cooked and seasoned well.

>>519507866
Imagine gatekeeping burrito sizes. Burritos come in many sizes, come on now you are a spic you should know this.

>>519507346
>japanese food sucks its just meat, rice and vegetables

>>519507049
Literally sound like Hitler in his last days

>>519506661 (OP)
Tortilla packs used to come in 30, and were reduced to 20 because of 30%+ inflation. Sugar and starch are used as filler to make the stacks taller, most people haven't noticed. It's cheaper to buy corn flour to make tortillas and they taste better, mass produced ones taste like biting into leather sheets.

>>519507866
while this is true, the 2010 labeled photo can still be custom ordered if you make nice with the people at chipotle by being a regular.
size-wise, i prefer somewhere in the middle so i can finish every bite.
t. managed a taqueria autentico for a few years

>>519506801
better times pre 2016 anon. better times.

>>519507965
Chinese food is just onions sauce, rice wine vinegar, ginger, Chile, pepper, and garlic sauce poured over whatever cornstarch saturated turd is available at the moment

>>519507904
>cityfaggot thinks I don't know about asada or sopas.
I have the recipes. Deport spics. I'll make my own tacoslop

>>519507832
why? i know we like to joke but this is just hateful on White men.

>>519507803
Yo lemme get a mole burrito with al pastor, flor de calabaza, and a little menudo on top. And can I get huaraches on the side?

>>519507278
Blasphemy
You fill me with disgust.

>>519507872
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>>519507108
i once went to reddit and this was the same kind of replies

>>519507346
based and gaffigan pilled

>>519508197
You can always go back.

>>519508210
At least there's one oldfag in this spiclover thread. Didn't used to be this way.

>>519508101
>cityfaggot thinks I don't know about asada or sopas
>sopas
we're not talking about brazilian sopa de macao, retard.
your sopes would probably taste like your fat bitch's cooter and look twice as ugly.

>>519508263
we're a rare breed left to carry the torch of a dying civilization.

>>519508140
>coming up, one extra large order of tortilla with cheese meat and vegetables!

>>519506661 (OP)
Yup I used to tell them to cut it in half because I could only eat half of it and took the rest to my dorm during the exam break.

>>519508316
>Paco gets assblasted that we have the recipes
Calm down, mijo

>>519508316
go back to mexico

>>519507832
I guarantee I eat more pork than you lad

>>519508235
i feel right at home here now you are accommodating with reddit tier answers

>>519508599
That's slang for anus.

>>519508617
Tell me about yourself.

>>519507049
>I get what you're saying, but I think
Dead internet theory... ^^ is AyyEye

>>519507964
THE DELTA GOYBLOCK IS SO FUCKING GOOD. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I WOULD LITERALLY BUY A PACK OF THEM IF THEY HAD THEM AT MY LOCAL CONVIENCE STORE. THERE IS NOTHING MORE KINO THEN NIBBLING DOWN A DELTA GOYBLOCK WITH YOUR THIRD CUP OF WATER IN THOSE PLASTIC CUPS THEY GIVE YOU RIGHT BEFORE LANDING

>>519508513
>>519508509
Literally not even a spic.
Just quite fond of the food.

>>519508004
literal peasants ate better than Americans in 2025

i just don't think burritos are that good
they're fine, but not tasty enough for yanks to be going on about them constantly

>>519507026
a Mexican kebab

>>519508140
Shut the fuck up wetback
a true demiglace is harder to make than nearly everything listed

>>519507783
>Literally FBI glowing green ID

>>519507895
Yea the steak is fucking bad and has been for years. I think the black chefs overcook the fuck out of it or something.

>>519508895
No, you idiot. It's a spic gyro

>>519508736
i bet you do unironic whiter than you posting

>>519506661 (OP)
kek

>>519508736
you speak like a mexican too. you remind me of a breaking bad character, gonzo.

>>519506661 (OP)
Late stage capitalism

Last time I visited Chipotle
>10+ black workers
>rap music blaring over the speakers
>half employees dancing to the music I thin it was Kendrick Lavar or something
>one Asian guy assembling all the burritos

>>519509121
It’s dirty ass pajeets here running the chain

>>519509121
>I try to place my order
>Asian guy "what was that" after every item
Like can't the black employees turn the music down while they collect their reparations?

>>519509121
I would have turned 360 and walked out

>>519507171
It is tasty.

>>519506661 (OP)

why do faggets like you post before/after photos backwards? it’s before/after not after/before, your mother is a whore and your daddy hates you, Jesus hates you and your sister caught you masturbating and told all her friends.

>>519509063
used to get this one when i was in college.

>>519509012
Are we going to pretend amerikes know how to cook now? You dumb guys would throw a cow away because you couldn't find the ground beef in it

>>519508884
Homemade is better but yeah it's kind of meh
I prefer a loaded sandwich.

last time I ate CHIPOTLE i was sent to the hospital.

>>519508884
where were you when you tried them?

>>519506661 (OP)
I miss everything being 3x bigger, 3x realer ingredients, and 3x cheaper.

>>519509659
"King sized" Payday bars are a joke now. Good thing the chocolate ration went up 4% this year.

>>519506661 (OP)
Last time I ate at chipotle was in Dubai. They didn’t skimp me, it was actually fresh, and a jolly Aunt Jemima-type African employee took my plate and thanked me for choosing Chipotle. Honestly one of my favorite meals out in a while.

>>519506661 (OP)
It was 5€ un 2010, generous, with a lot of fries

They will never know.

>>519506661 (OP)
Chipotle was always expensive, in Caliwali we just went to the burrito trucks and got a carne asada super burrito.

>>519508722
Did you shove them up your ass too?

>>519506661 (OP)
>I am being summoned again

Well, then:

>>519508599
You can yummy down on my hog queer

>>519506661 (OP)
Make your own burrito. Just did yesterday, shredded marinated chicken with taco spice, corn, rice, beans, guacamole, etc. i fed my gf and I and we had 2 year and it was like $10 and my stomach expanded twice it’s normal size. Just cook for yourself and do your own dishes it’s not that hard

>>519506661 (OP)
I am sick and tired of these circumcision threads.

>>519512787
Kek justcookyourownfags are the worst
>Just waste your non redeemable life cooking like a faggot for some bitch

>>519513019
Ok cool well rent is due on the 1st, make sure you don’t spend it all on those burritos boy! Haha ill just make my own cause it’s way cheaper

>>519513115
>This level of cope
Enjoy wasting your time/life cooking for a stupid bitch and your dumb nigger self. You aren't getting any of that back. I'll have a better burrito grubhubbed straight to my door by a jeet & still have time to jerk off while you are busy cooking faggot.

>>519509121
This is so fucking funny

>>519506661 (OP)
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>519508004

I prefer the uncooked ones

>>519507049
Well jew boy we will be sure to eat you sashimi style.

>>519508599
go buy
>flour tortillas
>one can of refried or pinto beans (i prefer refried)
>one lb ground beef 80/20
>small bag of shredded cheddar cheese/ or shredded three cheese blend

During this process start warming tortilla to loosen it and make it floppy. in a oven/toaster oven is preferred can use microwave.
using two pans on different stovetops at the same. in pan heat/warm refried beans until a little after they start sticking to pan. in other pan cook beef until a little after they turn brown/no pink. once done drain any oils. take warmed torilla and put a palm sized portion of hot beef in center, sprinkle cheese on beef (some put cheese on the beans while in the pan to get more melted), put equal amount of beans. then do picrel. Should make you a few. If you make many in one sitting, it's easy, cheap and you can throw in fridge and eat them for a few days after reheating. Fuck a burrito sounds so good.
>alterations include sour cream/guacamole/salsa on side to dip or inside burrito. Use shredded chicken or steak instead or in addition. Add brown rice for more filling. Add veggies of choice for "healthier" (red peppers diced or sliced, olives, and shredded lettuce are good starting points). Get a cheap pack of Taco seasoning and throw it in the beef while it's cooking.
I really hope you try it. It cheap, easy, and very filling for all the other poorfag anons. For the higher class of you, you can season it and use waygu steak cubed with some very fancy cheeses and fillings...but it's not the same experience.

>>519507662
Nah, see how short and square it is? They used to be longer.

>>519513944
That looks like a school cafeteria burrito. No one wants that welfare burrito.

>>519507662
Stout

>>519513292
>uses more money for food
>gets money by using irredeemable lifetime
>doesn't enjoy home, process, or companionship
>risks trusting mexican/coked up/drunk/hungover cooks, waitstaff, delivery drivers, and their "clean" utensils.
>Doesn't enjoy crafting and creating based on personal taste, must rely on others to tell him what he likes
>Doesn't give irredeemable life to feed and give longer life to loved ones
>doesn't want to save more money by spending 6x food costs
you're lost bro. I can understand not wanting to eat in all the time or being too lazy or too stupid (you can get smarter), or even wanting the feeling of people doing things for you. But not wanting to cook AT ALL or even learn how is bitch little boy shit. Men know how to cook what they kill. Men know how to cook a steak. Men in the kitchen of the restaurants you're eating at are feeding you like a boy that can feed himself. Which you can't. You can only bring your hand to your mouth. Learn and be better.

>>519514113
simple steps to start. It's delicious and a solid base to expand upon based on tastes. I have no clue on anons budget or ability. The filling in the picture is bad yes, but the folding technique is what I was showing.

>>519507026
A folded up tortilla stuffed with whatever you want, like a Belgian waffle, chicken tender, and maple syrup. Or, for a more traditional burrito stuff it with macaroni and cheese, BBQ beef brisket, and cheetos.

>>519507893
>not bringing your own growler full of raw milk to a dinner party
Ngmi

>>519507700
>al pastor
Literally just mexican Shwarma they were taught by immigrants from Lebanon retard

It's not nostalgia, pre-2012 life was just better all around. I feel like the world did in fact spiritually die in 2012 for a lot of reasons.

>>519507700
>listing sauces as a separate food
Most of that shit is way overhyped. The other countries you listed too. Is it good? Yeah. Is it good enough to pay some pompous asshole $200 for 2oz of food and write books about how good the food was? No, that’s just stuff retards with too much money do.

>>519514549
>I feel like
Smith-Mundt Modernization Act. It's a big reason. and the rabid greed before the house of cards fall down. And the massive influx of immigrants from all legal and illegal fronts. The old guard really wants to see a total victory before they die because they know their children are retarded and will fail to pass the torch so they sped up the process by a couple decades to get theirs. I was 16 during 9/11 so pre-2000's was absolute kino. pre '08 was good but you felt the decline a little. 2012 was a sharp drop. covid was a freefall
>or the micronova is for sure coming and they're trying to break neck speed some plans before the CME's start to hit

>>519514933

I was 13 when 9/11 happened and I definitely agree with you. If you'd like you can add me on discord I feel like we have a lot in common. And yes I know this sounds like a glowie message but it's not lol.

cloud87123

>>519506661 (OP)
>>519506801
Now that we have Argentinian beef this should come back.

>>519506661 (OP)

we had those days too. A mega kebabroll costed me 7 dollars and it was massive. Now its 15 dollar and less then half the size

>>519515124
thanks but I already met with the feds this year. And I suspect they're still watching because they're bored. I wouldn't add you only so they don't look at you. Cheers though! We can make life better for us and those around us. little by little. day by day. Maybe children in the future will experience the joys we had for our combined little efforts.
>get to know your neighbors. Show up somewhere community based at least once a week and smile and nod at people, give a small compliment or ask a tiny favor. Community and friendship is built and maintained by these things

>>519507026
It's just a taco that also has rice

>>519507026
a little donkey

Thanks Obama

>>519506661 (OP)
It's still bigger than my ex BF's dick.

>>519506661 (OP)
Holy fuck, what.
I'm glad I've not tried to eat there within the past 15 years. God damn.
>rice and beans are somehow too expensive

>>519507026

A miserable pile of secrets.

>>519507783
Becky doesn't read recipes, she passes a salt shaker around the table while crying about seasoning police.

>>519516079
>>rice and beans are somehow too expensive
Yeah that's what you voted for.

>>519516271
>rice and beans
Here, can you read what I said?
Rice.
And.
Beans.
You know. Cheap as fuck. Still cheap as fuck. Always cheap as fuck.
But nah, retarded shillfag posting takes precedence.

Thanks obama you fucking nigger queen

>>519506661 (OP)
I feel bad if you think chipotle is good

(((Shrinkflation))) is the canary in the capitalism coal mine -- them telling you that the system is no longer sustainable, and while the controlled demolition takes place, you're being slowly under-fed into enervated resignation to your fate.

>>519516465
>Cheap as fuck. Still cheap as fuck. Always cheap as fuck.
Not in Trump's America

>>519507700
>Mexican cuisine is up there with Japanese, Italian, and French for GOATed status
Beaners are so far up their own ass it's incredible. Niggas you have less Michelin Star restaurants than fucking Brazil, your cuisine is just street food which is found in every other third world country. Your nigger cuisine is famous just because you share a border with the US not because it's superior than others.

>>519509490
i've had them in poland, the uk, and switzerland
the best ones were surprisingly in the uk, the worst being in poland

>>519514288
what a shit comment nobody is reading that

>>519507026
A Mexican gyro

>>519506661 (OP)
Amerikanska are so retarded. They would rather buy goyslop than enslave a beutiful latina to make burritos at home.
Fucking niggers

>>519518169
what a faggot comment. I don't give a fuck what someone like you thinks.

>>519513292
Meanwhile that burrito is full of negro dandruff and jeet boogers. Learning how to cook is an invaluable skill that will save you so SO much money. Restaurants make money by putting shitty unhealthy ingredients in there and pocket the difference.

>>519508722
nigger, they're literally biscoff cookies, and you can bake your own at home.

>>519507026
This has to be bait. He is from Britain, not Neptune

>>519519661
I MISS GOOD CHIPOTLE AND COLLEGE SLOOTS IN 2008 AHHHH TAKE ME BACK

>>519507700
waow we added cilantro and too many fucking peppers to existing Spanish food

>>519511558
how much do you weigh?

>>519506661 (OP)
We have filibertos in AZ.

>>519507026
Well, those replies are extremely mild. WTF is happening to this site

>>519508197
Assume minimum 60% are bots. Even the ones not making threads/threats/statements/etc.
They realized it looks really empty if it's just firebrands so had to add in the retards, lowIQ's, and other filler so it looks populated.
Like how empty BOTW is vs skyrim with a few traveler/merchant mods.
Neat stuff to observe. A pity if you think you're "participating" or that these are real people.

Makes a LOT of the hate make more sense as well as I've only ever felt such things after stubbing my toe, etc. and these bots/shills wants you to believe people exist that live like that and think like that about others. Scary stuff.

>>519508197
>I asked what 2+2 was and everyone keeps saying the same thing are they bots???

>>519507783
hello fbi

>>519507700
>Carne asada
Steak
>Birria
Chili
>Al pastor
Shwarma
>Barbacoa
Same as birria
>Mole
Savory sauce made with chocolate
>Chorizo
Sausage
>Huitlacoche
Pepper sauce blended with crackers
>Flor de calabaza
Flowers? Literally never seen this
>Cecina
Meat
>Lengua
Tongue
>Menudos
Some boy band
>Sopes
A taco but not flour or corn tortilla
>Huaraches
Same as above
>Pozole
Stew

Chipotle socks. Moe's is where it's at.

>>519506661 (OP)
It was only ever big because Chipotle puts the beans and rice inside. A burrito is supposed to have some other filling in it, like meat and vegetable, and then the rice and beans are served on the side.

>>519506661 (OP)
This is BS. Chipotle still makes the big burrito. Obviously you might run into an untrained burrito artists now and then.

>>519506661 (OP)
Nigga das an egg roll

>>519524246
I treasure any taco joint that serves lengua.