Thread 519515242

Is eating out a scam?

it is expensive

Eating out your mum isn’t

>>519515242 (OP)
I'd eat them both out memefag.

>>519515287
>>519515371

israeli "memeflag" time-wasting questions

>>519515242 (OP)
I only eat at local diners
Price is less, quality is better, and is more comfy
Most days in the week I eat breakfast at a local place, usually some toast with bacon and sausage, beans, egg, and fried mushroom
Maybe pancakes on Sunday.

>>519515242 (OP)
white women are the best if you are brown you should marry one ASAP

Dress well for the holiday and its nice to see japanese east asian men fuck blonde white girls, brunette white girls, ebony black girls, ginger white girls, asian girls, brown girls, latina girls, mixed race girls, and etc

>>519515242 (OP)
complicated meals are a scam. several plain boiled potatoes is a perfectly fine meal, for example.

>>519515242 (OP)
No, but it's a incredibly bad deal for everyone included, for your wallet, for the wallet of the owners. Everyone's a looser, it's not without reason 99% of Restaurants go bankrupt then something new pops up to go down the following year. It's a tricky business.

>>519515478
For an NPC

>>519515404
>muttflag
even worse

You're taking the pic. You are dating the girl in the pink in front of you. Her Mom, on the right is running her foot up and down your leg. This happened to me, I was the person taking the pic.

no. pussy is delicious and your girl will get along with you better every time you do it. honestly, i love to eat a girl out. if i were with a girl who didn't want it, i'd have to leave her. i don't know how this notion that pussy tastes bad or that eating a girl out is "gay" got so popular. i'd rather eat pussy than get my dick sucked.

>>519515242 (OP)
Is eating pussy a scam?

>>519515242 (OP)
Man she looks good in that sweater

>>519515242 (OP)
>1pbtid
>Memeflag
Lol

>>519515574
Yeah it's wild how some owners make less than just a wagie manager that they themselves employ. I've seen it happen in my own town. A chef is like "fuck this job I can open my own place" and then he ends up doing all that paperwork just to make roughly the same as when he only had to clock in/out and not think about anything.

>>519515242 (OP)
I dunno? I have not ate out in going on 30 yrs now. Not over prices, I just do not receive any sexual gratification from unwashed nigger monkey hands touching my food like most people seem to, as unAmerican as that may sound.

>>519515242 (OP)
not if coffee is on the menu
i heard that its good for you but i am not 100% sure

>>519515242 (OP)
*waste of money
post eatout clartity always hits

>>519515242 (OP)
I was drunk as shit while the owner/boss was out drinking and made apparently a meal enough to make the new york times cover and i was fired like two days later before the article was even released. i've been shitposting on here since like 2007? it's insane how easy it is to cook great meals at home and i'm an old faggot now. even if you're lazy you can buy like frozen shit and buns. fast food is gay

>>519518504
also i was an accountant in the restaurant industry before that but never for restaurants, mostly equipment. it's insane the amount of money broke people will blow on a deep fryer just because their friends liked their empanadas at a party once.

things women love: dining out, travelling, taking pictures, astrology, makeup, losing weight

things women hate: actually building a civilization

?? they are not even sentient

>>519519003
even right wing women just want to like stare at a dock and disagree with you for no reason.

Yep
It is about 4 times as expensive as cooking my own food.

>>519515242 (OP)
YES

Unless it's eating pussy, yes

There's no point. The service industry is struggling so minimising operating costs is a given and means you are getting substandard ingredients from substandard chefs.
>>519519720
Restaurants operate in bulk and you should do, so it's more like 30x.

>>519520363
I got a chamber vacuum sealer so now I make huge bulk portions and save it for later. Less cooking

>>519515404
If you don't eat out you are poor

>>519520918
>chamber vacuum
this guy vacs

>>519520918
based microplastics maxing

>>519520918
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPr-61cDYKB/

>>519522411
I also vac in mason jars but id rope trying to do everything in jars

>>519519003
Yeah women love wasting money. Shocker. That's why I don't care if women are earning more. They're also wasting more money on nonsense.

>>519515466
Lol. Jap men can't even fuck Jap women. Lmao even.

>>519522495
Do you drink soda? The inside of cans is plastic too. I actually have a durastill distiller and theres a few plastic bits and bobs on there too.

>>519522691
Im using glass bottles for soda
>using a durastill distiller
a bit overkill but using that you will need to mineralize your water.

>>519522411
>>519522691
unironically it's too late to worry about microplastics
our society is plagued by forever chemicals, forever, until we somehow create a completely quarantined human away from the advent of commercial synthetic polymers. this will either never happen, or require some sort of off-world breeding program where polymers don't exist around water and food supplies

if it's already in you, it's already too late. every human woman from this point forward, for generations, will be birthing babies riddled with polymer compounds and broken DNA by result
at least it's easier to package our peaches now

>>519515242 (OP)
its all sysco-sourced slop in america, no matter how fancy the restaurant

>>519515371
enjoy your throat cancer