Thread 519523184

IT IS NOW ILLIGEAL TO COMUNICATE WITH ALIENS

YOU ARE FORBIDEN TO CONTACT ALIENS
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506

THIS
IS
NOT
A
SHITPOST

the united state has spoken
obey

If at anytime, should it come.

Invoke the name of Jesus.
And The Lord thy God shall remind them.
“The Lord hath said, ‘vengeance is mine, I shall repay.’

>>519523184 (OP)
They have been telling you for years what they look like, and what they are coming for.

You just failed to understand.

This settles it, I will side with the invaders.

>>519523184 (OP)
wow text on an image with no source? i believe this 100% and have already spread it to my racist uncle who works at fox news

>>519523527
>https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506

did you not see that link to the offical seti pdf?

>>519523184 (OP)
They want to make sure that aliens know that jews are chosen people first.
IF they were told what the jews are and what they do they might get rid of them.
Call if a pre-emptive noticing shoah.

Mr alien please help me. I am enslaved by the evil UN. If you could use force to liberate me from the oppression of the UN and entities like it, that would be great.

>>519523592
>https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506
so its an internal seti document not government guidelines? yawn. they already said they wouldnt talk to aliens due to your gay mooooooovies

>>519523184 (OP)
the fuck lil neil tysony gon do

My reply as always will be do it faggot.

>not allowed to communicate with aliens
there goes my plan for today

>>519523184 (OP)
Nah, I'm an intermediary. You can all suck it. Me and Glipnox are tight.

>>519523429
4chan ayy files #1
https://youtu.be/eN1VTmuYQ1s

>>519523694
there is proprietary data about 3i Atlas that will not be released until the year 2099
https://psa.esa.int/psa/#/pages/home

>>519523184 (OP)
Make me

I go out to my backyard and use my 10k lumen flashlight to morse code signal "fuck off, we're full" to the stars every night

>tfw the amun ra ka deepstate actually hires mutant chimera area 51 basementdweller ex-men psychics to try and shield me and my lads from shitposting with the machine elves
why even live

>>519523184 (OP)
What is the UN going to do about me sexting with big blue booty babes?

>>519523184 (OP)
first, seti policy isn't law
second, this has always been seti policy: full disclosure after 100% confirmation and let someone else decide what to do about it

>>519523184 (OP)
>should
Not a ban.

>>519523184 (OP)
I will tell them everything
do ayys read morse?

>>519528518
>big blue booty babes
I like the green ones.

>>519523184 (OP)
Too late

>>519523184 (OP)
Whoever tells the truth first, Wins.
Doesn't matter who it is.

>>519526325
I like how you reposted the link with the other anon's screencap but haven't bothered to investigate for yourself
They expire on 2026-04-03 on my machine.

>>519523184 (OP)
Too late the armada is on its way

>>519531830
because hes a shill pushing this and doesnt believe it himself. they are always obvious since low iq kikes cant into others perspectives

>>519526325
i checked this in a thread yesterday, they've since removed reference to those files completely

>>519523184 (OP)
That's been illegal since the 90s
Fucking zoomers
It is illegal to approach them yourself
To communicate with them
To make any deals with them
GOVERNMENT ONLY

>>519533338
Just remember they did

>>519523184 (OP)
What about the niggergang stalkers?

>>519533365
Tell that to the space niggers that flew over my house under 500 feet with a underbody light kit.

>>519533769
same thing happened to me lol

>>519533889
Did you make owl frens after too? They think they're slick but they aren't.

>>519533365
>muh goberment
you are a bunch of cultists

>>519523184 (OP)
But the aliens are telepathic and you communicate mind to mind using remote viewing so how would anyone be able to prove the contact happened?

>>519526533
God bless Stralya

>>519523184 (OP)
Once I'm in space I will build drones that build drones and drone factories that build bigger drones and bigger drone factories and will utterly consume all of space including whatever non-human vermin are out there.

Rights, laws, morals, and all the protections in the world do not extend beyond the Earth's atmosphere.

>>519523184 (OP)
It says "should" not "must" so idgaf. Also:

>ayy civilization wise enough to travel space will contact random people about government-level stuff

This section is completely pointless _unless_ something happened/is happening and they want to prevent it.

>aliens give a shit what humans have to say
Mm, no

>>519534738
They care about synchronicities seemingly from my own experience. Something about probabilistic change influence seems to perk their interest. Be it a resource or data.

>>519523184 (OP)
>Should
>AGAONST THE LAW
OP shall be a faggot

>>519523429
Our cum ?

I don't trust aliens at face value. How do we know they won't be demons?

3I ATLAS broadcasted a message that says they will destroy earth unless we send them a copy of the Epstein files.

>>519535045
Demons would not chill out in the oceans for several thousand years letting us do stupid things. They would turn the earth into a maximum limit entropy loosh farm that is engineered to cause even more misery than this one, forever.

>>519523184 (OP)
>should
pussy language
I only respect SHALL statements
SHOULD is optional
Learn2Spec loser

Tell the xenos I hate them

>>519523184 (OP)
Aliens live rent-free on pol

>>519523184 (OP)
Try and stop me.

>>519526325
1-1-2099
Yes I'm sure that is their real planned release, on New Years Day of 2099....This is what people do when they haven't decided on a release date but they must pick a date, use common sense.

>>519535614
It's a matter of the trauma profile supporting access to alternate modes of reality. The veil thins when your caudate putamen is enlarged in the process.

>>519534892
To be honest they'd probably be my bros because I also understand universal synchronicities. Like how a hybrid between a Melanistic Razorbill and a Leucistic Little Auk would be just wholesomely right, Humans have little understanding in this regard.

>>519523184 (OP)
Can't help it, if I could turn this phone call off, I would.

>>519536847
kewl anon, really kewl
i declare you the winner of this thread, you will get raked in the very last place
i formerly accept any and all concessions

>>519523184 (OP)
ayy lmao