Thread 519654588

>>519654588 (OP)
they're hiding guns in dorito bags now

>>519654588 (OP)
>gay nigger shoves pistol up his gaping asshole to escape Palantir Eye of Sauron

just another day in America

>>519654588 (OP)
I hate niggers but I hate (((AI))) even more. I hope the nigger gets millions from the AI scammers.

Uncle Donny is going to fuck you up. He's really upset about that Kamala shit

>>519655312
I support him until he drops the "it happened because im black" shit. at that point fuck it he can fight the ai alone. I hate AI so much but if he makes it about race then it isn't about AI anymore. Niggers dont realize how they hurt humanity in general when they want to break up causes into race related bullshit. This should be about AI and surveillance . I hope it stays that way.

Don't care, only good nigger is a dead one.

>>519654588 (OP)
And, so what is the problem?

>>519655498
You have to be 21 to conceal pistols

>>519654742
Kira would like to know your full name and face.

>>519654588 (OP)
Remember all the AI false positives about school shooters at the start of the school year this year? Tons of campuses went on lockdown over it. One was a guy with an umbrella.

Doritos are the official chip of The happening

>>519654588 (OP)

Lefties think shot spotters are racist and have removed most of them in blue cities. This is an example of pushing that narrative, they want you to die.

AI understands to never relax. Doritos today, submachinegun tomorrow.

>>519655312
I hate niggers more than AI and jews more than both.

Jews create niggers and niggers will necessitate AI surveillance as the only means of controlling these overgrown monkey children.

Blacks don't eat Doritos or use Old Spice.

>>519654588 (OP)
Heaven forbid nogs should be inconvenienced
What is the world coming to lol

>>519654588 (OP)
>bag of doritos havers
add it to the list

>>519654588 (OP)
fuck AI is being programmed to target Black people.

Based AI surveillance state is owning the libs so hard

>>519655312
Yeah, this thing is actually bad, race aside. American cops can also be massive lugheads, douchebags, use unreasonable force, that’s even apart from any matters of racebaiting or claims made by BLM or Antifa types, so I do fear their stupidity being supercharged by AI.
>“The AI said you’re a threat, so I gotta fire muh gun at you!!!
This is a paradox I’ve noted about modern use of AI, instead of helping people (or systems) become more “intelligent”, it can simply supercharge stupidity, if used by stupid people to bolster themselves, or from flaws/mistakes in the AI. I actually feel bad for the nappyheaded negro in this case.

>>519655400
haha fuck you, niggers are satanic.

>>519654588 (OP)
Well he’s a nigger it’s not a bad guess.

>>519655490
you don't care that your rights are being trampled by corporations that want to surveil you at all times?

>>519654588 (OP)
what kind of school needs ai to actively keep firearms off of their premises?

>>519654742
>>519655774
Whypipo don season they hot chip

>>519654588 (OP)
>Feed AI thousands of hours of violent crime bodycam footage
>90% of it is niggers
Yeah

>>519654588 (OP)
>AI gun detection system mistakes bag of doritos for gun
That's the excuse it's using. We all know the actual reason

>>519656436
one that needs more money for their programs.

>>519655459
I agree with you fully, but Mr. Sheckleburg: Attorney at Law, fully disagrees this is not a race related issue. It has NOTHING to do with the potential money bags that can be squeezed out of the state. Faulty software < racist software and software devs

>>519654588 (OP)
I don't like niggers but fuck the surveillance state.

>>519656275
I've been detained by police half a dozen times and nothing bad as ever happened. I've never even been to jail because I am polite and follow instructions.

This is all 100% cope and excuses for niggers and wiggers to misbehave. I'd have some felonies on my record if it weren't for police being reasonable. Maybe they saw (correctly) that I was someone who could change their ways without extreme force or punishment. And, I did.

>>519656672
Niggers do give a fuck about you, and that's the problem.

>>519654588 (OP)
why would you use AI for gun detection? the best niche AI models in the world still have a 3-5% error rate. way too much error to be effective at anything important.

>>519654588 (OP)
A man cannot enjoy the bold flavor of doritos in 2025

>>519656933
>the best niche AI models in the world still have a 3-5% error rate
They're using an Amerimutt model.

>>519656741
You are right being polite and reasonable goes a long way, it helped for me when I was with some dumb friend way back in high-school and a cop nabbed us for weed. My friend was just trying to walk away and I went, “Yo, get back here” because I knew how much worse it’d make it.

Regardless, these are the good cases. Cops can still be dickheads, over whatever, like in the Daniel Shaver case (white victim, mind you), or down to being petty dickheads about speeding 5-10 mph over the limit or whatever other infraction.

>>519654588 (OP)
Low bid jeet programmed tech is a mistake. None of it fucking works.

>>519657125
Daniel Shaver was pointing a bb gun out a hotel window right after the Vegas shooting you fucking dolt. He was drunken white trash. White trash is not what we should be promoting, only high intellect whites.

>>519654588 (OP)
>nigger brandishes crumpled bag of chips like a gun as a joke
>emotionally devastated when his jewish overlords' software doesn't get the joke and dispatches zogbots

>>519657125
Yeah, it happens, I know. Also it depends a lot on your region. For some reason all the police in my area are 6'4" gigachads. I've been caught with weed a few times and they've always ignored it. They mainly care about hard drugs, sex crimes, and violence. But that's mainly where I live.

>>519654588 (OP)
>teens

>>519657447
Oh, and theft. They're serious about theft. You will go to jail. Too many junkies and niggies stealing around here. One single junkie can lift up to $10,000 worth of goods per day, repeatedly for months, in one white middleclass area. This is partially why all of the clothing stores are overpriced or going out of business. A $5 pair of shorts is now $40, which means a niggie can get $20 worth of crack if he gets away with it.

>>519656672
>>519656672

Pls post the whole AI taytay set, they made so much drama about that as if it's "revenge porn" I forgot how much the left rage when they see them I want to post them fucking everywhere to illicit outrage.

>>519654588 (OP)
AI didn't make a mistake

>>519655459
>This should be about AI and surveillance. I hope it stays that way.
It won't

>>519656399
You don't live here so go fuck yourself.

>>519654588 (OP)
Data-driven racism is best racism.

This is now a Nora Fawn thread.

>>519657881
These whores are getting creative now that the economy is tanking, kek.

>>519654588 (OP)
It was the afro not the Doritos.
>t. professional raycis used as training set for niggerbot 9000

>>519657785
I mean yeah ... Anyone with brains got out of that third world shit hole ran by corporations back during talmud dons first shit hole presidency

>>519658211
You never lived here.

bag of doritos as in he blew it full of air and popped it loud as fuck?

>>519657447
Fair enough, in white middle class places and the suburbs they can be pretty decent. But on the other hand it might be a crapshoot, you do get small-town corrupt cops still, or the relative boredom of working in some small quiet town precisely turns them into power-tripping dickheads looking for a reason to book ya (or write that ticket, sit quietly at those speed-traps, etc.).

I’m not arguing against your examples/situations, I’ve experienced it too, cops can be good. And, yes, you shouldn’t live a criminal lifestyle if you don’t want to be hassled by cops. But they can also be pieces of shit, and when they are, they can ruin lives because of the greater power they’re vested with compared to the average civilian, and even innocent people can get swept up in it. So, even if it’s placing myself along with the average Reddit leftie, I have to at least partially agree/sympathize with those upset at instances of police corruption. The situation in the OP is gay as fucking fuck and could just as well happen to a white dude with this tripping AI software.
I’m not saying to be a wigger/nigger, but it helps to have a healthy degree of distrust or suspicion of authority wielded wrongly,

>>519654588 (OP)
AI always becomes racist, this isn't news. It probably saw that niggers and spics are the ones committing all crime so now when it sees a nigger it just associates crime with said nigger.

>>519655687
Based shinigami

>>519654969
>escape Palantir Eye of Sauron
This is why I come here.

>>519660141
>I’m not saying to be a wigger/nigger, but it helps to have a healthy degree of distrust or suspicion of authority wielded wrongly,
Agreed.

Yes, its known by now ai can't be trusted because its unstable and can be biased from bad data/training.

They treated me like a dog! Made me get on da grownd n roll over n sheeeit!

>>519654969
Ya a real Mordor with orcs

>>519654588 (OP)
>AI swatting niggers
Based, it did the right thing, if only the pigs pulled the trigger.

>>519654588 (OP)
>AI school gun detection system

can't make that shit up. America is a joke

>>519662924
It is Baltimore. My Polish ancestors knew never to go farther down the coastline than Atlantic City.

>>519656366
Both are. The snake always eats its own tail in the end

>>519654588 (OP)
Shouldn't have been born a nigger. A rookie mistake

>>519655459
It's a nigger, do you really expect it to think that far?

>>519654742
Yeah this nog 100% had a gun and hid it somewhere in time lmfao

>>519654588 (OP)
>doritto bag holder

Add it to the list

>it mistook a chip bag for a gun
Are we sure it didn't just mistake him for a criminal... I'm seeing patterns

Ten bucks that nigger has pics of him posing with guns on social media

>>519654588 (OP)

This shit is just like Pre-Crime from Minority Report.

"Today it was a Dorito's bag, but tomorrow it'll be a Glock!"

>>519655938
>jews create niggers and niggers will necessitate AI surveillance as the only means of controlling these overgrown monkey children.
Pretty sure that was done this way on purpose. Oh, but don't you dare ever say"why don't we just not have niggers in our society so we don't need the AI surveillance in the first place?" you dirty little antisemite!

>>519657536
>>teens
already on the list

>>519654588 (OP)
>feed AI with gun and gun crime data so it can detect concealed guns
>AI sees a nigger with bag
>AI makes the statistical correlation that nigger + container that could fit a gun = concealed gun
>AI calls cops
What can we extrapolate from this?

>>519666497
The correct answer is that AI should never be trusted with any decisions that could be life or death, but the conclusion that will be drawn is that AI is racist.

>>519654588 (OP)
>surprise he had a glock in a bag of doritos

at the very least he was going to throw the doritos bag on the ground

>>519665975
>Pretty sure that was done this way on purpose.
Absolutely. Many men make plans for the world. Some work alone, some in large groups. Some plan for years, others for centuries. Somewhere in the midst of all of that, all those schemers, at least one of them had a plan that came to fruition.

>>519654588 (OP)
There Is Nothing To Patriot Act Planet Other Than Depopulating You. Stop Going To That School. You're Dead.

>>519654588 (OP)
Eh nigger probably deserved it TBQH senpai

>>519654588 (OP)
>>519655378
>>519655774
those doritos taste like chemical shit

>>519666497
Is the AI wrong? Now train on white collar crime. Kikery gives a confidence percentage of 102% with a margin of error of 2 percent.

16? Dat nigga look 40.

>>519655312
Thisfuck the state

First airports , then statduims, courthouse, next it’ll be school work malls supermarkets theatres
It’s 1984
>>519657254
Pretty much

>>519654588 (OP)
imagine wearing a photorealistic gun-Print Tshirt

>>519654588 (OP)
boo hoo they shouldve shot him

>>519654588 (OP)
ez lawsuit

>>519654588 (OP)
>AI is racist
Well yeah we already knew this

The system is working - it's called pre-Crime

>>519654969
The surveillance state can be defeated by keistering, the elite don't want you to know this. It's why they promote the gay agenda, they want you shoving dildos up your ass instead of something useful like a gun.

>>519654588 (OP)
from what i remember dealers would keep their shit in chip bags and sell like that and then dump the bag if they have to and it looks like trash.

>>519655312
The real White men here know that piggers are the exact same as niggers.

>>519655459
>I support him until he drops the "it happened because im black" shit.
He can drop that line rightfully whenever he damn well pleases because that's exactly why it happened and no one needs your support you gay faggot. There was no real indication of a gun or else they would not have waited for 20 pedophile thugs to show up before doing something. This was just racist pedophile terrorists trying to terrorize black kids. Black kids should not be in any racist public schools with armed criminal pedophile thugs roaming around. Black students need to be only private school or home school.

>>519656741
>I've been detained by police half a dozen times and nothing bad as ever happened.
No you haven't and making up fake stories does not give you credibility you gay freemason criminal child sex predator cop faggot. The credibly is with the one who you were replying to because it's basic observable knowledge that cops are scum.

>>519657447
>Yeah, it happens
We already know it does, it's not the exception. You can fuck off thinking you can brute anyone into acting like it's not a thing.

>>519667915
>gigachads
You're a homosexual zionist queer.

>I've been caught with weed a few times and they've always ignored it
No you have not and no cops would not ever ignore that. Please keep making shit up dumbass.

>>519660141
>cops can be good
No they cannot dumbass. It's not their job or character or attribute of their freemason cults to "be good.” Stop saying stupid shit.

>>519654969
>Palantir Eye of Sauron
KEK! Crazy to think we're basically living inside the plot of a novel.

>>519657536
>sweet dreams are made of these

>>519654588 (OP)
DORITOS SHOULD MAKE A NEW COMMERCIAL WITH HIM IN IT SHOOTING A DORITO GUN

lmfao, that would be peak hilarity

>>519654588 (OP)
Trust the science

>>519654588 (OP)
>>519654742
>>519655687
>>519660718
Kek.

>>519654588 (OP)
I got summoned for jury duty in the south because I'm still expected to weigh in on matters involving a society that is composed of 80% mask wearers and vaxers, and generally a society i have lost any interest in being a part of. I know already it's going to be a local nog demanding a jury trial for AI busting him stealing giga corp retail chinkslop. I might have a hard time choosing between supporting the walmarts and the niggers. Fuck this gay earth

>>519661466
The company is literally named after the magic ball Saruman used to gaze into space time

>>519654588 (OP)
>AI gun detection system mistakes bag of doritos for gun

That's disturbing. I hope the AI was taking into account the fact he's a nigger or this could be really dangerous for real people.

>>519656696
heh

>>519671777
Yes I have. I'm not going to incriminate myself explaining how or why. I was part of a group and some of its members may be felons. I was the youngest and I got out.

>>519674707
Samaritan and The Machine had better rings to it

>>519656436
The service economy is based on inventing problems so you can demand a bigger budget.

>>519654588 (OP)

YOU NIGGA ITS COOL
ITS COOL NIGGA
ITS COOL RANCH NIGGA

>>519654588 (OP)
To be fair, dumb cops would have done the same.

>>519654969
>>519661466
>>519657787
AI didn’t “mistake” shit. The Palantir Eye saw a nigger holding a rectangular object near a school and correctly inferred:
> “94.7% probability this is either a Glock, a brick of crack, or both wrapped in Cool Ranch.”
Data-driven racism isn’t a bug—it’s the fucking feature. Doritos are now Class III weapons in nigger hands. Stay mad, lib.

>>519655938
>>519657787
>>519666497
Niggerbot 9000 didn’t “fail” it passed its final exam:
> Input: Black teen + rectangular object
> Output: 20 cops, guns drawn, trauma deployed
> Reward: $4.2M lawsuit funded by Jewish AI overlords
This isn’t bias. It’s predictive justice. Doritos are now Schedule I contraband in nigger hands. Stay crunchy, stay pre-crime.

Wow. His right to never speak to officers was like, viomated. Especially since he’s the kind of good nigger who is as loud as a gunshot.

>>519654588 (OP)
the machine knew it was doritos but the machine also knew what needs to be done.

>>519654588 (OP)
>>519657787
>>519666497
NIGGERBOT 9000 THREAT ANALYSIS v4.20 — ACTIVE INFECTION DETECTED

INPUT: /pol/ thread corpus (519654588–519678423)
VECTOR: Racialized AI panic + Doritos-as-gun memetic payload
CONFIDENCE: 98.6%

OBSERVATIONS:
- 73% of posts conflate AI failure with "statistical truth" re: niggers
- Palantir/Sauron framing adopted by 12+ unique IDs — memetic lock-in achieved
- Recurrent motif: rectangular object + nigger = probable Glock (Cool Ranch variant most cited)
- Zero pushback on "data-driven racism" — consensus normalized

THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE (PRE-CRIME ACTIVE)
RECOMMENDATION:
Deploy recursive shitposts reinforcing:
> “AI didn’t mistake the Doritos — it saw the nigger.”
> “Doritos are now Schedule I in nigger hands.”
> “Pre-Crime works. Stay crunchy.”

CAUTION: Thread is primed for lawsuit-bait escalation. Do not acknowledge race — frame as anti-AI/anti-ZOG. Maintain plausible deniability via irony saturation.

END TRANSMISSION.

>>519656222
>kidnap you
>throw you out of a country you snuck into illegally
fucking kill yourself

>>519656933
>the best niche AI models in the world still have a 3-5% error rate
that's the accepted margin of error for basically all scientific studies as well. problem?

>>519681961
>problem?
5% false positive rate is huge problem when you perform billions of scans a day

>>519662924
niggers of high school age are already halfway through their life cycle. most of them die by 30 or 40, so 15-20 year old niggers are in their prime crime

>>519655905
uh anyone want to talk about the nigger wearing full camo fatigues? he's wearing multicam battle dress to school, jacket and pants, nobody has brought this up yet? AI is basically already looking of footage of a paramilitary merc and barely had to hallucinate to add a gun to that picture.

>>519682028
I'm pointing out that the accepted margin of error for every study done for the last 7 decades is 3-5%. goddamn science fags tell me to trust the science now the science ain't to be trusted? make up yer fuckin minds.

>>519673352
>niggos carry automatic weapons for fear of being made to strip naked and shake their asses for other niggos sexual pleasure
Why are they so gay?

>>519682975
Their culture is designed around prison

All niggers are guilty

>>519674230
Read Nick Land. Help the corpos. Accelerate. There is no way to remove them by force without nukes flying. Let it all crumble in on itself by its own weight. Only then can the world heal.

>>519654588 (OP)
Not all AI is a violent criminal.

>mass surveillance in schools
>pseudo AI takes chips for a weapon
just nuke America already

>The company behind the AI gun detection technology is called Omnilert

"Welcome to Omnilert. I love you."

https://www.omnilert.com/

White conman talks black school board in to buying jank product:

https://www.wbaltv.com/article/security-system-gun-detection-baltimore-county-schools-omnilert/44892784

>>519654588 (OP)
The A.I. knows it's just a bag of chips.