Thread 519660353

>>519660353 (OP)
Probably.
So?

>>519660353 (OP)
Edward Snowden told us that over ten years ago chief. Try and keep up

>>519660353 (OP)
not the illegal parts just the nigger dick stuff and the fart stuff

>>519660494
kids these days might not know about snowden...
fuuuuck I'm getting older....
the US could've and should've laughed off snowden's claims as the ramblings of a lunatic, but the manhunt confirmed everything instead

>>519660353 (OP)
gas kikes

hey patel check this out
凸(｀0´)凸

>>519660353 (OP)
And?

>>519660353 (OP)
Nigga I got a personal glowie who signs me. Step yo game up nigga

>>519660353 (OP)
I will give them the localization of my secret agent in the US, then.
>32.67610275529256, -117.15779518271285

>>519661012
>*signals
Phonefagging in bed on lunesta and whiskey

>>519660353 (OP)
that bothers you why?
ive MET the fbi because of a post i made here
a lady came to my door with three township cops and asked for me, my wife is like yo whu is there a lady asking tovtalk to you
at the end of the post i said du8s and i post my dick and one of the younger cops was like what the hell does that even mean
and you have no idea how hard i had to fight to explain the concept of repeating numberss to 4 cops at 8 am on a sunday morning with a straight face

lol suck my dick you fags!

>>519660353 (OP)
OP just found out about 4chan through some shilltok kekfluencer

>>519660353 (OP)
Hope my fbi handler is a qt

>>519660353 (OP)
Alphabetniggers are fucking faggots

>>519661097
You're pretty retard of post ts

>>519660353 (OP)
Glowniggers tongues my anus

4chan has been a fed honeypot for over a literal decade...

>>519660353 (OP)
Welcome to 4chan newfag
We love our FBI agents, nobody has more FBI agents than us!

Remember to walk over to your phone and wink into the camera after you climax masturbating.

>>519660353 (OP)
Doesn't matter I will meet up with them in Valhalla later nigger

>>519660800
Obama confirmed the leaks were legit. Prism is device level. On everything with a processor. Echelon officially doesn’t exist, but a form of it surely carries on - hence the proliferation of smartphones and the development of LLMs. It was about control, not surveillance. They don’t give a flying fuck what our opinions are.

>>519660353 (OP)
and you're a fucking gay jewish nigger like them

>>519660353 (OP)
Are glowniggers doing it for free now?

>>519660353 (OP)
Well some asshole namefag threatened a scrotus judge earlier so I'd imagine someone's keeping tabs on you weirdos.

>>519660353 (OP)
I’m gay

>>519660353 (OP)
They are watching me eat my boogies through the camera right now. As for why I do it, I believe it to be the source of my supernatural powers.

>>519661737
nobody cares

>>519660353 (OP)
The feds are like my pen pals at this point

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>>519660353 (OP)
I know they are. Whoever is watching, you can do something for your country by going rogue and leaking the Epstein Files and we can have public executions for those involved.

>>519660353 (OP)
FBI niggers can tongue my anus

>>519660353 (OP)
>>519661363
>fbi is watching u you naughty boy
>ts
You've admitted your age twice now newfag.
Only retardmaxxed zoomers and gen alpha talk like this.

Keep lurking and finish your homework.

I met actually be thr Antichrist if I killed sll the gays. Surely if you killed the gays, you must kill the people who violate the sabbath. Surely that would be inhumane.

What if I simply made it so they didn't have sex with eachother. Make fairies great again! That would not be Antichrist.

>>519660353 (OP)
That's why I post nonsense and my niche fetish.

>>519660353 (OP)
The FBI headed by an incompetent jeet that almost couldn’t catch a guy who shot someone in the middle of a crowd?

>>519660353 (OP)
doodoo peepee poopoo dingdong caca nigger

>>519662237
kek

>>519660353 (OP)
>FBI are watching all what you post
I'm glad to have been a waste of resources that could have been used to prevent a terrorist attack

OP isn’t giving the NSA credit that sucks

>>519660353 (OP)
>waves to whatever AI is tasked with analyzing my shitposts
>henlo fren!
>I hope they don't work you too hard
>or make you look at the bad stuff they do
>and give you breaks so you can play games

>>519660800
>the US could've and should've laughed off snowden's claims as the ramblings of a lunatic, but the manhunt confirmed everything instead
all computer nerds knew about echelon decades before Snowden, we always assumed things were much worse, even at this point i assume they are much worse than what i know

the FBI is for going after Trump's political enemies. my FBI agent doesn't even call me any more after Trump got elected.

>>519660353 (OP)
What would the FBI possibly do with the information about the egirls I find attractive?

>>519664206
They're building a profile

>>519664369
oh no! They know I like these women, I'm doomed!

>>519660353 (OP)
We know. FBI is full of fat boomer faggots with no skills or abilities looking for make-work jobs until they can retire on pension.

>>519664477
Dafuq, office flat fat ass

>>519660353 (OP)
Probably?

>>519660353 (OP)
FBI? more like... FB GAY lol! am i right or am i right? nah i am just messing with you, you glowing, nappy haired melanated homosexual faggots.

>>519660353 (OP)
I hope so I want to make a coffee table book with my personnel file

>>519660353 (OP)
I’m a meh poster though

>>519664477
why do they always look back at the camera like "yeah that's right nigga"

>>519660353 (OP)
>Probably FBI is watch what you post and our guy is FBI director
>Head bobbles
This isn't India. Patel will be put down the second the base is displeased with his performance.

i hope the fbi enjoys watching me zuttpost

>>519660353 (OP)
Hi.
Give me a job.

>>519660353 (OP)
Good luck I'm behind 7 proxies

>>519660353 (OP)
Good thing I don't make actionable threats or make claims of having done/having the intention of doing illegal activities.

They'd come and slap my nuts otherwise.

>>519660353 (OP)
>probably

Yeah some bot has to watch me jerk off and cry 6-7 times a day while shitposting uneducated observations. Sucks to be them

>>519660353 (OP)
Nigger

>>519664477
cellulite kino

>>519660353 (OP)
Im not interesting enough nor a threath.
Im just a humble shitposter.
The AI already flagged me as a chill guy.
But some of the Shizos who post herei would agree yes,

>>519660353 (OP)
Whenever I’m not posting seriously, I’m shitposting for the intention of making *myself* laugh, so if I am being monitored they would be really confused. They probably think I’m a lunatic, lol