Thread 519662064

whats your best prepping tip?

>>519662064 (OP)
>whats your best prepping tip?
Beans. Grow and dry your own beans.

>>519662064 (OP)
get a 55 gallon drum of basedbean oil
Drink it.

>>519662064 (OP)
Bring lube

>>519662064 (OP)
Columbo DVDs. Youre welcome

I was Homeless for 2 years on the streets of Melbourne than Adelaide, woke up one day and said to myself , Fuck this i need a job, went to Mildura to pick fruit, had a roof over my head in the pickers accomadation, enjoyed the work, got to know to work, am now a manager of a chicken rearing farm 70K a year free 3 bedroom house, no bills except my phone and internet that i choose to have, if you want something bad enough get up and say to urself fuck this i want my life to change, only you can make it change

>>519662174
I am so fucking erect right now holy shit

>>519662354
>a common theme

You decided to change and did. Well done, hope you do even more.

>>519662064 (OP)
I dont need a bunch of dry goods faggot, I just need you to have them

>>519662064 (OP)
Preppers are lowkey based, anyone got any suggestions on a good radio?

Buy food with long shelf life

>>519662064 (OP)
I have the following-
100gal of top-stabilized gasoline
500gal of kerosene
1000kg of ammonium nitrate
500kg of potassium chlorate
1,000kg of pseudoephedrine hydrochloride
2.5kg of white phosphorus stored under high-purity water
200kg of Eckhart powdered aluminum, German blackhead quality, 2 micron
55 liters of nitroglycerine
10kg of plutonium
10gal of VX nerve agent
2 M1A1 SEPv3 battle tanks
500kg of Tritonal
200 liters of phenylacetone
2(yes TWO) Stingrays
a TC-101 "Bird dog"
Full body armor
Enhanced cattle prods
Dog food(10,000lbs)
Sriracha sauce(20gal Rick and Morty vintage)

>>519662064 (OP)
my neighbor buried a shipping container filled with artificial crab meat and gallons of distilled water in his yard like 2 years ago

>>519662064 (OP)
remember to pack an extra toothbrush

>>519662064 (OP)
Learn to farm and raise rabbits or chickens. Rabbits are the easiest ti raise but you need other foods like veggies, chickens lay eggs that are perfect to eat for survival.

>>519662163
You didn't get 55 gal of astroglide?

>>519663256
>Sriracha sauce 20gal
Thought you were larping until you proved your worth.

>>519663537
>rabbits
why not goats and chickens? The goats can provide milk and chickens will be lots of eggs and occasional meat.

>>519663720
Goats are great if you can raise the little hellians. Im thinking for a basic back yard survivalist though. They raised rabbits in small yards during the depression.

>>519662064 (OP)
Some guns, some bullets, few bottles of whisky. Enjoy blasting some crazed looters and then drink until you die or lose a gun fight.
The people who survive into the negropalypse will surely envy the dead.

>>519663362
>artificial crab meat
Uhhh, any significance to this or is it just his thing?

>>519663851
I can see the utility in rabbits, lots of cheap meat and fur for coats and stuff. Maybe combination of goats, chickens, and rabbits would be ideal and then focus on whichever one provides whatever is needed or is in shorter supply. That's a lot of work to manage all 3 though, so maybe just chickens and rabbits.

>>519662064 (OP)
>tip?
Shoot preppers and take their stuff

>>519662064 (OP)
>whats your best prepping tip?
You don't talk about prepping.

>>519662064 (OP)
I have around 3000 kilos of sugar in my sauna

>>519662064 (OP)
>whats your best prepping tip?
nothing ever happens

>>519663256
No Top Ramen and potted meat? It's your funeral pal.

>>519662064 (OP)
Best tip? Use airtight containers. Don't just leave dry goods in their original packaging. Weevils will fuck your shit up.

>>519662064 (OP)
>tip
Luck into a pallet of civil defense cracker and never have to worry about prepper horse shit again

Captured teen girls in my basement so I have something to fuck when there's sn apocalypse.

>>519664025
he said it never goea bad, tastes amazing, and is nutricious
hes kind of a nut bag

>>519662064 (OP)
You should focus on get cheap and good quality protein, if you focus entirely on cheap grains you will end up like the Polish "Thermo cooking" anon with a lifetime supply of rice and nothing to flavor it

>>519662064 (OP)
not that shit in the image, nigga.

find some space on you property, if you have it, and set up some gardens. best bang-for-buck -and-effort crops are beans, squash, potatoes, corn, tomatoes, and garlic, because they're all plants that require minimal baby-sitting. it's extra effort, but I would do the potatoes & garlic in raised beds if you can, or bags/buckets. helps keep your back & joints better in the long run, harvesting is way easier since you won't need to pitchfork/shovel anything and lose crop, and having the beds at knee/waist height immediately detracts animal pests that would otherwise eat your entire effort.

If you get into growing corn, pick either dent/flint corn, or sweet corn. Flint/dent corn is for dry storage & milling, sweet corn obviously for fresh eating. If you do popcorn, only do it if you will actually eat it consistently, because then you're stuck with a fuck ton of kernels that have no other use. Don't grow scalloped squash unless you really want to; they're a fucking meme and are just too small for the whole payoff of growing squash, which is endless food that can be eaten fresh or long stored. Getting into gardening will naturally drive you to compost, look into bigger plants/trees for a food forest, kick-start seed saving, and if you have a ton of animal pests, get you into haveguns mode, even if it's a gay pellet gun.

Don't be retarded and buy shit tons of canned whatever; stuff is heavy and immobile in a bug-out situation. Dehydrate, sun-dry, salt-dry, turn food into preserves and store in freezer bags, dry store crops, and learn to forage. Also, get into rainwater collecting & build homemade gravity water filters if you can, especially if you live in Nevada. There is nothing more important than being able to have potable water on the fly.

>>519664056
Yeah one thing we need is community, we can do anything but not everything. Get others you know to focus on different needs. (If you can)

>>519664396
Isn't artifical crab meat just pollock or another cheap fish?
Nothing lasts forever, but pretty sure not a lot of things spoil faster than fish, no matter how its preserved.

>>519662064 (OP)
Develop a robust water storage system.

>>519664065
You have no idea how hard that really is. You watch jewish produced movies and think that their anti-White masturbation porn is the same as real life.
Here's a little post SHTF jingle you can sing to yourself:
>If you think you're gonna steal post Shit Hit The Fan.
>Gonna loot and pillage, too.
>Remember that White people can build shotgun traps.
>And doctors don't grow on trees.
>If opening up a cupboard blows off your balls.
>That cup of Ramen wasn't really free.
>It's not a videogame and you won't respawn.
>And the world won't even care if you're fuckin' gone.
>So grow your own shit, or take your chances, nobody gives a fuck either way.
>The world will run out of looters rather quickly, and the rest of the world will go on and be okay.

>>519662064 (OP)
>prepping tips
Don't talk about prepping.

>>519662064 (OP)
best tip is to never trust jews

>>519662064 (OP)
Focus on skills and knowledge, it can go with you anywhere in the world.
Have maybe 3 months of stuff on hand and a bug out bag. Anymore is overkill.
Don't make prepping your whole life. I have family that missed out on Gold/Silver, Bitcoin and the stock market because for the past 20 years they thought everything was collapsing in two weeks. But hey they have a lot of BNIB camping gear they have never used lol.
Get a good air pistol/air rifle and practice with it a few times a week. Its pretty cheap compared to center-fire firearms and you can learn 90% of shooting on them.
Handguns > Assault rifles

>>519662064 (OP)
potatoes are king
>grows quick
>minimal space
>shit dirt
>zero fucks given
keep a cycle if anything

>>519664975
I'm just shitposting. I wouldn't be a raider. First thing I would do is get with neighbors, figure out who is staying or going and get organized. You can figure out clean water and grow food pretty quick where I live. It doesn't necessarily have to be a horror movie.

>>519664396
imitation crab meat is actually just fish

It's not artificial, it's not chemical goop, it's not crab

>>519665243
Good one anon. If you get some chickens for eggs too you are eating pretty good.

>>519665108
>Handguns > Assault rifles
You were pretty correct until this bullshit. A handgun is a tool that you have handy so you can fight your way back to your rifle. That's all it really is. They are in no way superior to a rifle except in one purpose and that's concealability, and even then that's a fleeting advantage.

>>519662064 (OP)
you just need one pistol and a single bullet. for you guys will find out how actual lazy eaters you actually are once u have an real problem so getting prepping, youre welcome

>>519665293
>It's not artificial, it's not chemical goop
Uhhh.... It's as goop as goop can get. It's the hotdog meat of fish meat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZNOw9DvGyM

https://www.hirokoliston.com/surimi-fish-paste/

>>519664065
It is for this reason that no amount of prepping will help you if prepping to you just means hoarding supplies and then forgetting about it. It's important to have a certain amount of essentials on hand at all times, but real preparation means training. Go to the gym. Lose weight, gain lean muscle. Be able to sprint a mile or two without stopping or dying. Go on hikes until you you can comfortably carry 30-50 pounds of gear for 20 miles a day. Learn to economically shoot a rifle at long ranges supported and at close range unsupported with emphasis on speed and accuracy with multiple targets. Learn to pull your pistol and fire quickly and accurately without shooting yourself in the leg. Learn some practical martial arts techniques, don't skill dump into one. Instead learn a good blend of striking and grappling techniques. (Boxing, wrestling and muay thai is a good blend) Learn how to use a knife, axe or tactical length sword, just the basics, nothing fancy. Learn to use a bow and arrow. Learn how to make your own arrows to replace them as you go. Learn life saving first aid techniques. Learn how to use a radio and proper etiquette. Learn some basic outdoor survival (shelter and fire building, tool making, hunting and gathering) Learn to use a map and compass to navigate if you don't already. If you're a neet or self-employed you already have the free time to teach yourself these things. A year of solid training would put you hands and feet above most other people in a real happening. If you work full-time, taking a year's worth of weekends to train on this stuff will still put you in pretty good shape. Most of this stuff is actually pretty fun to do and you can make them your hobbies in your downtime for the next couple of years. And you'll be much better prepared for SHTF than some rich boomer jew with a luxury bunker.

>>519665578
I've heard all that before.
That's assuming things have gotten to Afghanistan levels of instability which are pretty unliekly. A lot of preppers make the mistake of thinking you are just going to wake up and its going to be like Fallout 3. You aren't going to be packing your AR15 to the market to buy food. A handgun will serve you better for personal protection when you are out in public and keep a low profile.
Yeah you could travel with a rifle in your car but its not immediately on your person/available unless you are rolling as a convoy and looking for a fight.

>>519662163
I wanna eat based beans LMAO

>>519662354
And everyone clapped

>>519662064 (OP)
Don't.
>>519665769
This.

>>519664253
Puttin' on the Fritz!

>>519666026
All of that is true, but the most important and least talked about part of prepping is community. Doing it alone is for the movies. You need like-minded people and the more you have the better. Nobody is gonna want to fuck with 20-30 dudes with rifles protecting women and children when there are single dudes with backpacks walking the highways.

>>519663256

>No lube

>>519662354
Good for you, anon.

>>519664253
>Captured teen girls in my basement so I have something to fuck when there's sn apocalypse.

Ayo how much fo dat thin one? Charge by da pound?

>>519666082
If only there was something to carry your rifle with. Retard leaf. Inb4 it's too heavy

>>519662836
The Chinese radios are strangely decent. Brands to look at from my little knowledge
>Yaesu(Japanese)
>Baofeng
>Quansheng, you can replace the firmware on bit torrent, that is the main draw on this one
Then if you are feeling really edgy/spendy
>Triumph Instrument PRC-148, basically a military clone and runs on military freq. Do not transmit or you are fucked

>>519662064 (OP)
It’s dumb. Have shit for a month. If you burn through that and still can’t get food, it’s over and America has finally been destroyed, you can thank God and then just go kill as many niggers as possible until you die.

>>519666554
my bad Github*

Seal beans, sugar, and wheat in mylar
easy and cheap
https://providentliving.churchofjesuschrist.org/food-storage/home-storage-center-locations-map?lang=eng

>>519662354
Neat, godspeed anon

Im not much of a prepper. But i buy bulk bic lighters. I currently have hundreds.
If shit ever hits the fan they will be gold, they don't spoil and they go up with inflation. They're already technically worth 30% more than i paid originally. If I sold them individually I'd make a profit regardless. I will some day trade my lighters for all the wealth in the dystopian future.

>>519662064 (OP)
Peanut butter. It seems to last forever without degrading, it's calorie dense and tastes pretty great.

>>519663256
Um, based as fuck list.
Poast proof that youve reached minor god status

>>519666082
>You aren't going to be packing your AR15 to the market to buy food.
I'm in the U.S. in a major niggered ass city, we're already at the level you're talking about. I already live that. I carry a handgun to go shopping every single time. Sometimes I keep an AR pistol in my trunk depending on how rowdy things are getting. I've personally seen White dude's get stabbed in the back for their groceries as they were leaving grocery stores.

But in a real Shit Hit The Fan would I rely on my pistol? Not a fucking chance. It's just a backup weapon even when my main is nowhere nearby. That's the truth of it.

>unless you are rolling as a convoy and looking for a fight.
You've yet to spend enough time around niggers, anon. During a chimpout, If they see you're White driving anywhere in your car, you are looking for a fight. There's a video somewhere online of niggers in a large group standing in the roads waiting for cars with White people in them, when they find a White's car they attack in force. 20, 30, niggers jump on it, start smashing the windows and attempting to drag the occupants out and beat them to death.

I don't think you actually know. I regret not having a link to that specific video to show you.

>>519662064 (OP)
i'm prepared to raid preppers and take all thier shit and fuck their wives

>>519662064 (OP)
Don’t forget drinking water and waste removal
Everyone buys food.

You guys... You think it'll work or are they not clever enough?

>>519662354
When was this, 1955

>>519662064 (OP)
>whats your best prepping tip?
Under the eyes of the government, having enough supplies to find or wait until emergency services is prepared, having more than enough supplies to sustain an operation makes you their potential target for when shit does hit the fan. Obtain your supplies discretely.

>>519662064 (OP)
Unironically, buy cases of bic lighters, they will be worth more than gold

>>519662064 (OP)
become a raider, have your frens join in, rape the preppers

>>519662064 (OP)
>rainbarrel

Enjoy your parasites

>>519666445
>>519666026
Best advice ITT.
Learn cool stuff, meet frens along the way, then find ur niche.

All my neighbors arr based af White military vets. I will make the cleaning supplies and antiseptic and vodka post apocolypse. Ill be fine in the dustup of the habbening also. Fuckin stoked m8s
LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!

>>519662354
you must have a very firm handshake, Anon. I'm glad you pulled yourself up by your bootstraps

>>519663256
Terrorist grindset. Mad respect.

>>519666534
I think he's talking about not being seen with a rifle, and for the most part that's a great idea. But after the complete collapse of law, being seen with a rifle becomes less and less important.

In either case, having an intermediate rifle is still a possibility with something like a Sub 2000 or a Ruger PCC. It's very concealable and has 90% of the potential effect of a rifle.

>>519662603
> when the police are occupied I will try to break into a house of people I know will have guns and defenses

You will be shot immediately upon trying anything

>>519666774
>BIK lighters don't spoil
Sort of. Back at the start of the Covid scam, my dad bought a 30 pack of BIK lighters (We burn wood, so not a bad investment) and we put them on a shelf in the basement. I came back earlier this year to find about 10 of them had leaked out and are worthless. That's a 1/3 loss. I don't know if it was because of too many niggers working on the assembly line, or what, but that turned into a piss idea.

>>519662354
>women loved the homeless guy because he had freedom
>now you smell like literal chicken shit and no woman will ever touch you
lol played yourself, dumbass.

>>519667211
>>519666774
This is stupid fucking advice.
Sell your bic lighters anons.
U cant, because you arent open 24/7 and arent also selling cigarettes.
IF you happen to sell packs/loose leaf tobacco or ganja, yes bic lighters track inflation.
But BIC lighters are out, crack torch scriptos are in, also djeep reducing torches with butane port (think blue flame)
And fucking MATCHES are much more useful in SHTF.
BIC- shitty steel, flint, gaseous butane
Torch-refillable, butane is easily distilled from hydrocarbons.
MATCHES- Chad fucking überuseful reagents like red phosporous, perchlorate, in addition to kindling.

The lighter has been around for centuries and it sucks, even zippos are high maintenance garbage.
Matches last forever and always work. Simpler, newer invention. Only a moron or a habitual smoker lights more than 1-2 fires a day.
>inb4 chad arsonist
Shut up retard 180 proof and a book/box of matches ftw

Lighterfags are retarded

>>519663256
What's wrong with normal cattle prods?

>>519666445
Couldn't agree more. Was gonna get into that but my post was running too long. The good thing about training in a lot of these skills is that you can take classes for a lot of these skill sets without drawing undue attention to yourself. You can meet a squad of like minded frens at a first aid course, gym, dojo or gun range. Chances are good that dudes interested in learning or practicing this stuff will have fairly similar beliefs as you do and will therefore be pretty reliable friends on top of having the requisite skills. Obviously just avoid people who fed post irl or who condone illegal activities of any kind. I daresay prepper training may be one of the possible cures to the male loneliness epidemic. Find your tribe and get gud.

>>519666793
>Peanut butter. It seems to last forever without degrading
It has a shelf-life, and depending upon which oil it is made with, it has a fast rancid shelf-life. It's hard to find Peanut Butter that is made with Peanut Oil these days, it's usually Rapeseed Oil or Cottonseed Oil, and those will make you throw up after only 3 to 4 years on the shelf. If it's made with pure peanut oil, it lasts a little bit longer before being rancid.

>>519662064 (OP)
Here's my advice for you make sure you have robe and hand cuffs so you can rape keep a rape whistle on you for when your facing the same threat and maybe visit diddies house and get some baby oil

>prepping for what OP? Unless you have an air tight fully enclosed fully sustained entire biological ecosystem with a power source and recyclable closed loop system your fucked sorry to break it to you * if * we get into a nuclear war scenario the entire atmosphere will be cooked meaning the total vaposization of ocean and %99.9 of all life on earth unless your that special you've spend 100 years building an entire life sustainable system deep within the earth NOBODY is going to survive what happens when the atmosphere goes? The air the water all the volcanos get slurred up like a popped pimple into the vaccume hate to break it to you unless your prepping for a month long civil war its utter pointless

>>519667058
see:
>>519664975

>>519662064 (OP)
Tips:
(1) Leave the Western hemisphere and stay 1000 miles away from oceans. All Western Hemisphere water will be contaminated with hydrogen cyanide from the green comet.

(2) Store your food in a Faraday cage. Refer to Alois Irlmaier for reason why.

(3) If you can't afford a Faraday cage & all-canned (metal sealed container) food is impractical, you will likely die. But try sealing food wrapped in many foil layers inside metal garbage cans sealed with JB Weld. No gaps.

(4) Canned water for 40 days. Prepare to boil all water in a still for remotely clean water. It will be red from the Caldera.

(5)There will be no sunlight for 9 years.

(6) Do not accept the Djinn ("aliens") alleged cures or "help."

(7) Stay away from you-know-who

>>519662064 (OP)
Two words: Bakker Bukkets

>>519662064 (OP)
That that full of mashed potatoes?

>>519662064 (OP)
Firstly, don't let anyone know you are a prepper. If shit hits the fan they will come to you and you will either have to kill them or they will burn you out.

Secondly, have an off site second location to retreat to like a cabin or trailer in the woods stocked up that definitely nobody but you knows about.

>>519662316
Based

>>519663256
Kek

THE BEST MOST ABSOLUTELY ESSENTIAL PREPPING TIP IS TO BE THE FUCK AWAY FROM OTHER PEOPLE

>>519671681
You will die quickly.

>>519662064 (OP)
make tonnes of pemmican and you'll be fine.

>>519662064 (OP)
>whats your best prepping tip?

A man from the Serbia war in the 1990 said, cigarette lighters and cigarettes were the best things to trade with.

Myself personally, I have 150lbs of pinto beans as well as jasmin rice. 1300 rounds of ammo. Back up hardware for my solar system as well as back up a/c units. Big DVD collection Incase internet goes down and I'm bored.

>>519667901
oh yeah?

>>519662064 (OP)
best cityfags can do is just have a food stock pile and a gun if you're allowed. Everything else requires money and experience. If you don't have some rural property to go to and a car that can get you there you're basically just preparing for riding out instability in your cuckpartment while niggers chimp out and burn shit in the streets. Cityfags need to prepare to either gtfo quickly and before SHTF or to ride it out and bunker down until the national guard shows up.

Other than that I say prep what you actually use. Prepping is easy just have stockpiles of the shit you cook/eat on a regular basis and any dried/canned equivalents. If you're some order in faggot then learn how to cook before you decide to spend money on a bunch of cheap pales of garbage that will probably kill you before the niggers do.

Rural fags don't need any tips, being rural you just naturally stock pile and prep, triply so for rural winter climate fags, shit becomes second nature by the time you're old enough to shit your pants.

>>519662354
>anyone have good prepping tips?
>find a hand to latch onto and suck the fingers
drunk aussie faggot

>>519662354
>If you want something bad enough

>>519662149
>>519662064 (OP)
50 gallon drums of sex lube stacked to the roof.
You're also going to want drugs, weed, and whiskey aged several years because everyone is going to be sick of moonshine.

Other than that, fats. Oils, shit to fry with, tons of sugar too

You didn't need anything besides that, your slaves will do the work for you

>>519662064 (OP)
BLOAT is as true as it ever was assuming you got something use it. Anything else is a target.

>>519662064 (OP)
prep for what

>>519667756
Dude, a 'rifle' shooting a pistol round, ESPECIALLY a pistol round designed for a semi automatic handgun, offers absolutely zero ballistic improvement over a handgun.
Unless you're shooting a 44 or 357, which offer 200-400fps velocity increase out of a 18" barrel over a 4" one, all you've got with those ugly cumbersome monstrosities is the convenience of the and bullet for both guns and better aim.

And you'd still be better off with 44 or 357 magnum handgun.

you either have a gang or you are done. the best option is to learn old world seafaring. how to navigate by the stars. how to read maps and use a compass. know the signs and patterns of the sea.
if you are serious about making it, you will head out into the sea.

>>519662064 (OP)
it's cute how you pretend you can prep as if my marauding gang of rapists won't break down your doors, have our way with your wife and daughters and steal your convenient supplies while you lay on the floor bleeding

>>519662354
whats that have to do with prepping you dopey cunt

>>519672213
this

>>519662064 (OP)
I am on prep. Now I'm undetectable.

>>519662064 (OP)
Buy a few hundred bic lighters. All the ammunition in the world isn't going to save you if you're an idiot. Train with your weapons.
Most importantly of all though is have irreplaceable skills. Even if some dumb fuck tries raiding you, you'll likely live if you know how to do something he wants. Learn to distill, brew, keep bees, farm, make clothing. Have trade goods that require extra steps to be useable, like a pallet of green coffee beans or biodiesel.
Also, complete societal collapse doesn't have to be a bad time. Get out there, make some new friends and bond over things like stuffing bankers into ovens or decorating light posts with politicians.

>>519662603
Same. I plan on being a Raider. Also, a cannibal.

>>519662064 (OP)
>whats your best prepping tip?

Buy lots of ammo, so you can take the food from people who have stocked piled it in their basements.

>>519663537
My grandma, who I live with, has a big pond in the back yard filled with Koi fish. Probably going to eat and sell them when the shtf. I been thinking of netting some of them out of there and frying them up just to see what they taste like. So I won't be surprised.

>>519662064 (OP)
May G-d save us goyim.

>>519676290
this, I will start eating other people

>>519676290
You know, it's kinda funny actually. Your kind will be near the top of the list to be eradicated. There will be warlords, cannabals, rapists, ect. But there will also be a bunch of friend groups that get together, plenty of them being ex military, who would consider killing you a public service. Raiding will be a concern early on but three months in, you'll all be brutally murdered by more cooperative groups.

>>519663256
> Sriracha sauce
Ah. So you're a pussy.

>>519662064 (OP)
there are none in Russia.
the only country in the world that successfully survived multiple apocolyptic level disasters.

because hiding in your home for a little bit wont help you.

you people never had any disasters.
and yet you prep like there is no tomorrow.

>>519664102
Based Ostrobothnian oldfag.

>>519666977
Why don't you move out of Chicago, anon?

>>519676492
Cannibals is at the top of the food chain, bebe.

>>519667941
Buy a metal zippo lighter

>>519662064 (OP)
absolutely baffled no one said alcohol
learn to distill your own, from brewing brews, fermenting wines, to shining
Everyone probably just trying to keep it to themselves, but all that does is make you a target.

Not that there aren't other good ideas in here, but alcohol is always toward the top of the list of things in demand, AND of immediate use to you
Makes water potable
Wounds and instruments sterile

Get and make alcohol

>>519662064 (OP)
reed

>>519676228
this doesn't make sense they only give you prep if you're not a dirty faggots

>>519676842
it also makes you blind if you are not careful

>>519664851
Yes its pollock shaped into the form of crab meat. Yes it does taste good but its not real crab meat.

>>519666385
>Puttin' on the Fritz!

oh i should not laughed at that, going to hell now

>>519676917
Opposite, actually.

>>519676961
And unless it's frozen, it doesn't keep.
But yeah, I used to love me the seafood and crab sandwich at subway.

>>519676492
>just like in my games and tv shows!
What makes you think a "raider gang" won't be ex-military and cooperating? You can't maintain 100% 24/7 countersniping coverage around your cuckshed in any case.

>>519676930
you're generally not going to mistakenly produce methanol when fermenting
But sure all the more reason to learn alcohol now in the convenient of today, rather than in the panic of tomorrow

>>519676492
Honestly this. Retards larping as raiders think only they are capable of doing the awful shit necessary to thrive. I'm a good man. I have a loving family. I would torture the shit out of someone trying to hurt my family and I'd do it while giggling. I would do shit to raiders that would make them seek God

>>519676906
What did he meant by this?

>>519677391
While you busy giggling like a gay fruitcake I'll be busy taking all your stuff. Lmao.

>>519671961

you don't know. It is up to God alone.

You will die quickly if you are lucky

>>519668016
The handles aren’t ergonomic and honestly not much thought was put into balance because they wanted you to use them on cows.

>>519662354
>I was Homeless for 2 years on the streets of Melbourne than Adelaide

If it was the US you would´ve been raped in the ass by month 2, murdered by month 5.
Say thank you to Australia right now, you fucking nigger.

>>519664818
> is heavy and immobile in a bug-out situation.
Unlike a fucking “food forest”, retard?

>>519677364
I would produce a bunch of methanol on purpose and use it as an energy source. Then charge people ho use my methanol to use for electric and stuff. Plus I would be selling my grandma's koi fish for meat.
And with the raiding and cannibalism, I would be like a king of the apocalypse. All the women would want me to protect them and make strong sons with me.

>>519664975
I plan on just killing myself so I don’t become a brown warlords gf

>>519662064 (OP)
> Prepping

I have guns. If shtf my plan is to just kill you and take your stuff.

If I succeed than I have your stuff. If I fail and you manage to kill me instead than my troubles on this Earth are over. Either way I win :^)

>>519677748
YWNBAW

>>519677391
How are you going to do that when you're getting shot from 800 yards away when you're stepping out to empty your indoor shithouse? Those "raiders" won't be walking up to your door demanding your shit like in your fallout games.

>>519662064 (OP)
get out of the cities, as far as possible

>>519662064 (OP)
ima raid all you faggots and steal your shit then shotgun you and fuck your wife.

Im going full warlord and building a harem if shtf. Git gud scrubs

>>519662064 (OP)
Canned water

>>519667058
you'll come to the farm last

>>519662064 (OP)
No amount of material prepping is worth shit if you're still a whiny loner. Support networks, family, allies, etc. worth more than anything else. It does not matter how much shit you have piled up or how hardcore you feel yourself, when the warband pulls up to your basement. Yeah I know the fantasy "HUR DUR I WOULD FITE THEM" but real life is not Fallout and you are just one man. You can get tricked, you can get flanked, you need to sleep, they can just have a stakeout and force you to live like rat and so on. People tend to vastly underestimate the physiological and psychological pressure of combat situations. No one can hold up to such pressure alone, unless you are just some innawoods backpack nomad who can move away from the situation. If you have no one to have your back, you are not a survivor, your're loot, a fat, juicy target. And people who actually know their shit, like entire law enforcement, military or intelligence units going AWOL during the collapse of society would immediately go through all the prepper forums and prepper gear orders and shit and have a nice list of places to raid for free stuff. And it does not even matter how hardcore you are, you can be one bad motherfucker, alone you still have no chance against a well practiced and cohesive team who have the skills, cohesion, equipment and experience and know what they are doing. Also, for some reason preppers fantasizing about the boogaloo keep thinking it would be a full reset, a tabula rasa and not just surviving elements of the old order quickly restoring martial law to their own respective little areas with the consent of the locals, who would prefer it to anarchic lawlessness. Some sort of society with its own laws and customs and shit would be restored incredibly quickly, months to weeks.

>>519677716
Methanol is harder to produce in large quantities than ethanol. Only about 5% of the batch, maximum. And that's not even including the higher temp alcohols you can get once you pass the boiling temperature of ethanol.

>>519678175
You better stay off my turf, nigger. I won't suffer any other raider around me trying yo steal my women. I won them over fair and square with how bad ass tough I am.
Plus how smart too. With the idea I had about using my grandma's koi fish as a food source.

>>519677804
That’s the plan.

>>519662064 (OP)
Stock on ammo and guns!

>>519662064 (OP)
Poison half of your supplies so that if someone kills you and steals your shit, they die too. Sodium Fluoride is cheap and lethal.

>>519662354
>enjoyed the work
You either lie or you were born with the slave mentality to work.
Some people were not born like that, so then end up homeless , because no one gives them power to rule over the slaves and supervise them to work.

>>519678415
Yeah but you never met me. I'm already a bad ass. It would only get worse, in the apocalypse times. Plus I would teach all my women how to fight.

>>519678355
I might fuck you before your wife cutie

>>519678862
Suuuuuuure you would.

>>519668535
>>519664975
>heres a poem i prepared earlier about this subject

haha fucking get a load of these total faggots

>>519678548
You better hang some skull or shit on the fence otherwise you are fair game and imagine take all your bitches and your kx80

>>519662354
What was the attraction of moving to NZ or are you a proxy?

>>519662064 (OP)
Water. Live near it. Filter it. Store it. You can go a long time without food.

Smoke. Pickle. Ferment. Pemmican.

>>519662149
I got a cheeky one I call bunker buster. Stock up on thalium and hydrochloric acid. That shit can eat through anything, especially bunker making materials.

>>519662064 (OP)
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>>519662064 (OP)
I'm not a larper

>>519662064 (OP)
prioritise skills. knowledge doesn't go bad, weighs nothing and more often than not - it's free

>>519663256
>10kg of plutonium
nice larp faggot

Start simple with some rice. Get 5 gallon mylar bags and 5 gallon food-safe buckets with gamma seal lids. Put the bag in the bucket, fill it, put in oxygen absorbers then use a curling iron to seal the bag. That rice will stay good for 40 years and this isn't very expensive.

From there do your research on what other foods store well and get them in mylar bags too.

All of this is useless until you have some guns and ammo of course.

This website has good deals on mylar bags, oxygen absorbers and info on how many you need for certain amounts of various food.

https://discountmylarbags.com/

>>519664975
This.
Looters will never get a chance to learn how to avoid traps in practice, because the contact with the first trap will be their last.
Navigating around traps is extremely difficult and just 1 mistake will rekt you.
Setting up traps in a known territory is piss easy and cheap.

>>519662064 (OP)
suck the bull off and maybe let him fuck your ass first to prep him

>gonna raid some preppers hehe
>They've been stacking shit so I can take it-ACK

>>519662603
be careful around my house, lots of punji sticks buried around it.

>>519681623
Need the 6 gallon with the gamma lids or you aint shit.

define prepper. i live in the middle of the outback and anything of note is hours away by truck, so i have to be self-sufficient.

as for the question: clean water is the most important thing to have. it's not as abundant as you think it is.

>>519682101
Looters just bring you free loot

>>519682347
What do we do about the bodies? Do we really need to go out and pull those fuckers out? Can't have the other marks knowing about the traps.

>>519662064 (OP)
>what's your best prepping tip?
get two weeks worth of groceries this week.
you don't want to have to go to a store for food when snap, ebt, and wic aren't funded.

>>519682504
bury them in compost pile. far from your water source (and downhill)
despite the urge to have skulls for the skull throne and Vlad Tepes ambience around your fortress, corpses attract all kinds of shit and spread diseases too. be smart, be sustainable - turn those fuckers into rich soil for your garden

>>519682504
>What do we do about the bodies?
Into the basement they go so dogs can have both something to chew and a fucktoy.

>>519682681
or feed them to the pigs

>>519662064 (OP)
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760925463070923.webm

>>519664065
This
>>519664975
saar I have over9000hrs of dayz and tarkov hours. I’ve been training for this day for over 10 years

>>519682778
Good idea, gotta fatten up the oinkers

>>519683055
turning long pork into regular pork - smart

>>519662836
h0nkfm(dot)live

>>519662064 (OP)
Dont tell people you are prepping.
Btw im not prepping.

>>519662064 (OP)
What are you prepping for? A food shortage? Societal collapse? Meteor hitting the earth? If you don't know what you're prepping for then how can you prep?

>>519683956
I think he has beans, giv us ya beans lad, we're starvin out ere, don't make me come in there to get them!

I live in the city but I plan on rowing my fishing kayak up river and then running off into the bush.

>>519662064 (OP)
With more skills you need fewer tools.

also get this book

>>519662064 (OP)
my plan is to improvise

>>519685152
curling up in the corner and crying is not improvising

>>519662354
Nobody gives a fuck. This is prep thread not an alcoholics anonymous meeting.

>>519663256
>only 10kg of plutonium
Ngmi

>>519685129
Unless you already have a farm/homestead you'd probably be better off offering protection and work to an existing farm to get food.

>>519684777
Something will always be better than nothing. just cover the basics, food, water, fire, shelter, weapons, and medical. learn the 5 Cs of survival... container, combustion, cutting, cordage, and cover. hundreds of videos on youtube.

Best prep is knowledge and practical skills. And having local relationships and friends. Download essential knowledge on survival, homesteading, etc. onto a drive. But really it’s all about knowledge and friendships. I say this as someone who lives in the Sierra Nevada mountains in California. If the rest of the workd went to shit, I could live here like the natives did for eons. I know how to live as they did, but it would be difficult because the nstural resources aren’t as abundant and there are many others who would be competing for some of the same things.. Still, I do have friends and together we’d make it through. As an example, a friend brought me over several shopping bags of acorn nuts the other day. And another friend has been hunting a lot recently and stocking the freezer. But the local natives consumed 300 to 600 lbs of acorn per individual per year, and supplemented that with other nut meats (pine nut,) edible forage, and fish and game. My friends and I would survive even if there was not a single store in the region,but who knows, we’d possibly starve like Ishi too.

>>519662064 (OP)
Mark where the owners of bomb shelter companies and executive protection companies live, interrogate them to find where the elites have their bunkers, then just take over their bunkers and have all their preps. All of them, I will be the one and only king of Earth.

>>519662064 (OP)
buy something that doesn't require cooking to be edible, unlike dry beans. canned fish and vegetables are good.

>>519662064 (OP)
Only stockpile food you would actually eat.

>>519677904
>getting shot from 800 yards away
bro wtf movies have you been watching?
or are you some super-secret squirrel elite sniperman?
what hardware would raiders have that could be effective at that range?
you'll get MAYBE 350-400 yards max from most hunting rifles.
most engagements will be at 250 yards and under.

>>519662064 (OP)
guns & ammo
you can take anything you want with it
and if someone kills you instead then no other advise itt matter now does it?

>>519662064 (OP)
>whats your best prepping tip?
Teach yourself skills and practice them.
Stash dry or dehydrated staples in air tight bags within pest resilient plastic tubs.
Have water on hand, a way to get more water, and a way to filter that water.
Start buying 1 or 2 items extra every time you get groceries to stash away in the pantry or storage room.

You're late if you're just now starting. Better get to it.

>>519677471
>ESL
good luck dodging all those bullets to steal some bread, Pedro.

>>519662064 (OP)
rule #1 don't tell any fucking retards what you have.
rule #2 learn how to set up boobytraps. coat them in your shit to give them the gift that keep on giving. i suggest getting the improvised munition handbook and ranger/navy seal handbooks.
rule #3 train train train. take courses when you can. there are plenty of books out there with info on how to do all the things you'll need to do to survive.
rule #4 learn TCCC and have medical gear and antibiotics on hand. there's no doctors anymore. you will have to be your own doctor.
rule #5 build community. you need friends to help do everything and you all can take care of each other.
rule #6 learn how to grow your own food/hunt/prepare wild game.
rule #7 learn to can your food and salting/smoking to preserve it.

the first rule of prep club is YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT PREP CLUB.

>>519663256
>500gal of kerosene
>519663256
>2 M1A1 SEPv3 battle tanks

Wow you can't even fuel up a quarter of a tank

>>519684831
DIS NIGGA HIDIN BEANS

>>519672308
That story ended up bring fake

>>519677904
>"You know what it takes to make a shot at that range? Everything comes into play that far—humidity, elevation, temperature, wind, spindrift. There's a 6- to 10-second flight time so you have to shoot at where the target's going to be. Even the Coriolis effect, the spin of the Earth, comes into play".

>>519662064 (OP)
I've written a book on the subject, will answer serious questions about the topic.

As for a tip, and you will probably not hear this anywhere else, is to put a large portion of your "preparedness" efforts directly into your self. What I mean by that is to look after your health, get tests done if needed, eat very healthy, get exercise and do strength training. That's on the physical side. The other equally important side is your mindset: adaptability, dedication, optimism, etc. Lastly, master all of the fundamentals of preparedness skillsets.

>>519691902
what book? i cant believe it took 200+ posts for someone to put that infograph up this thread is shit

>>519663131
My shelves are made of compressed trail mix. I'm playing the long game.

>>519692014
I have a rule of not linking myself to my innernet posts (officially). Do you have a question about the subject at hand?

>>519692340
are you a boomer

>>519692014
They make prefabricated little oil heaters like this. And on step 8 those aren't "nails" They are rivets lol.

>>519692942
No

>>519662064 (OP)
I'm not a prepper I'm a raider. thanks for hoarding supplies for me

>>519662064 (OP)
One thing people often ignore is learning how to make rope from your local fauna. Extremely useful for long term survival

>>519662064 (OP)
>whats your best prepping tip?
I am overweight by about 50 of your burger "elbees"
I can survive 40 days without food like Jesus
just gimme water

>>519662064 (OP)

I keep 6 months of food in my garage at all times. That which I dont get through in time I cycle out to food banks, replacing the new stuff they have with my dangerously out of date stuff. I ave been doing this since 2019.

>>519663256
>knock knock
hey frenly neighbor, can you spare some sriracha sauce? my boiled potato is very bland.

>>519662354

Good on you sir.

>>519662064 (OP)
It doesn't matter how much you store. Even a single pound of rice can be a lifetime supply of food.

>>519666554
Yeah you can send text messages between Quanshengs if you re-flash the firmware (which takes an hour including figuring out how to do ot from a web search)

>>519664025
It's basically just minced white fish, artificial crab flavouring and preservatives. It has such a high water content that it freezes much better than any other kind of meat, so it remains perfectly edible for years.

>>519693422
Thank you for being a future beta tester for my unnecessarily complex shotgun and propane traps :3

>>519693764
Kek, the deep thoughts of a starving philosopher.

>>519664818
>wise anon

>>519693954
it's a fish hot dog
fish butts, eyes and other fish 'meat' you wouldn't eat if it wasn't minced to a pulp and flavored
and I say that as an occasional surimi enjoyer

>>519674983
How about a CMMG Banshee 300 arm brace pistol in 10mm, with 8 inch barrel and 30 round Glock mags?

Can even be concealed under a loose overcoat

Also, an AK with a folding stock is not much larger and is a real rifle

>>519693764
I don't store food for the express purpose of some disaster. I store for the future. I just eat at it.

Wellll that's not entirely true. I do have some express food for the purpose of ONLY for disaster but i will still crack it open and eat it if i don't need to save it 15 or 20 years from now close to the expiration date. Still having the food is better than not having it. You are saying i can't afford to overspend on food? You know if you don't eat you die. You have to do it. I won't be crying tears if some of it spoils or is thrown out.

>>519662064 (OP)
I prep my wife's bvll

>>519662064 (OP)
The best prep there is for storing calories is your own body. Fatmaxxing, as the pros call it, ensures no matter where you go your body has energy reserves that don’t require stopping to make a meal. Nature’s prep. Go to whatever gay fitness site and take the weight they say you should be, multiple that by 1.25, and start eating more until you get there. You will be storing energy that you can carry with you for the rest of your life, it only expires if you do.

>>519662064 (OP)
- [ ] Hydroblu Versa and Sawyer Squeeze water filters.
- [ ] Gravity bag for water filtration.
- [ ] Collapsible Water storage bags.
- [x] Ferro Rod and fire striker.
- [ ] Weatherproof matches.
- [x] Bic lighters.
- [ ] Fire starters. (Or a zip-loc bag full of lint and cotton balls).
- [ ] Mylar blankets.
- [ ] Mylar ponchos.
- [ ] Thermal socks.
- [ ] Thermal Beanie.
- [ ] Thermal gloves.
- [ ] Tent (Kelty Grand Mesa).
- [ ] Full Tang knife (Morakniv Garberg).
- [x] Knife sharpener.
- [ ] A few bottles of bottled water.
- [ ] Freeze dried MRE's.
- [ ] Protein bars.
- [ ] Pepper Spray.
- [ ] Flashlight with spare batteries.
- [ ] Thorfire foldable camping lantern.
- [ ] Emergency Glowstick lights.
- [ ] A few Tealight candles in a Ziploc bag.
- [x] ResQMe window breaker and seat belt cutting tool.
- [ ] Silky folding saw.
- [ ] Electrolyte packets.
- [x] A Spork.
- [x] 550 or above Paracord.
- [ ] Hand warmers.
- [ ] Emergency Radio with crank and battery options.
- [ ] UV-5R Ham Radio.
- [x] Compressed toilet paper.
- [ ] Silicock key.
- [ ] Waterproof maps.
- [ ] Rite in the rain pen.
- [ ] Rite in the rain pad.
- [x] Sharpie.
- [x] Compass.
- [x] Nail clippers.
- [ ] Tweezers.
- [ ] N95/KN95 masks.
- [x] Whistle.
- [ ] Headlamp.
- [x] Fishing kit.
- [ ] Reusable zip ties.
- [ ] Duct tape.
Then there's medical (and YES it is necessary)
- [ ] Basic medications (Ibuprofen, Aspirin, Acetaminophen, Anti Diarrhea, Antacids, etc).
- [ ] 2x NAR CAT Tourniquets (ensure that they're genuine and not knock offs, because the knock offs break easily, you NEED these to be reliable).
- [ ] 1x SWAT T Tourniquet.
- [ ] Pressure bandages (I recommend the NAR ETD or the OLAES).
- [ ] 1x Slishman Pressure Wrap.
- [ ] 2x Hyfin Vented Chest Seals.
- [ ] 4x NAR wound packing gauze.
- [ ] 2x Triangular Bandages.
- [ ] 2x SAM Splints.
- [ ] 2x Pairs of Nitrile gloves.
- [ ] Trauma Shears.
- [ ] Mylar blankets.

>>519676240
In 1 out of 3 houses, someone will shoot at looters

In 1 out of those 3 cases, a looter will be hit

A wound with no medical treatment takes a man out for weeks, months or forever

Losing a man for every 10 houses gets old fast. Attrition math is bad for looters when everyone has AKs, ARs, shotguns and Glocks.

>>519694185
It's shaped into fake crab legs too. It even has the fake red color on it. It tastes good though with some dipping sauce.

>>519662064 (OP)
i was about 10 years too early. all my rice and beans are now rotten probably, haven't checked. i doubt i'll try this time.

>>519694891
lol.................

This is bad advice. Holy shit. Store your food in the pantry not on your waist.

>>519676609
> you people never had any disasters and yet you prep like there is no tomorrow.

That's because we think the insane world our rulers built will collapse

And we can afford it, so why not

>>519695134
You’ve never heard of bears? If I knew a food shortage was imminent, I would absolutely be packing on all the weight I could. It is solid advice, you are just being close minded.

Everyone needs to know how to brew alchol, grow tobacco/weed/other drugs, and make cleaning supplies like soaps. Also most bar soaps when stored correctly(cool dry location) can last far longer than 5 years at a time, i have seen shave soap last 20+ years alone.

>>519695231
We aren't bears. I'm already planned for a shortage. I can store food better than a bear. I don't need to gorge myself and stuff my bunghole with pinecones during the winter to maintain every calorie. I would rather be slim and well stocked.

There's something called vacuum sealing technology. You can even retort seal ready to eat meals that last 20 years.

>>519694956
that list is pretty much what I take with me whenever I go camping. and I always carry my med-kit with everything you listed when I go hunting.

I'm never out innawoods without the proper gear.

>>519695657
Got the list off an anon here, as you can see I’m missing a lot but trying to familiarize myself with the medical stuff.

>>519662064 (OP)
What you can do is more important than what you own.

>>519695791
You really need to learn how to read maps with a compass and have a lot of them. Its what is really missing in these lists.

>>519662064 (OP)
Lighters. Don't forget to buy lighters.

>>519695941
Well i can't grow everything i need so i must store it. Hoard it. Call me lazy or stupid but i'm not raising steers and butchering the meat. I'd rather just buy it in bulk and store it. Beef is so expensive now though it is a literal luxury. It's a complete meat with all the nutrition you need.

>>519694672
>brace pistol
Is still a pistol, and less concealable than one in a 4" barrel offering the same muzzle velocity. 10mm being the only saving grace.
>AK47 with folding stock
A rifle cartridge, and still not as concealable or as powerful as a 44 mag with a 6" barrel. .

>>519696114
You don't have to grow anything. It grows on its own, you just have to take it when it's done. It's the ultimate unlimited food hack that no one is talking about.

>>519695411

me and my friends cooked up some good ass corn and peaches moonshine using an old beer keg and some copper pipes. we made a waterjacket pipe over the condenser tube and used a pond pump to circulate ice cold water through to cool it down. i think it was like 160 proof. we made a few gallons of it.
I almost got alcohol poisoning from it.
good times.
you could run your car or a generator with it if you wanted to.
I've also grown weed the last few years.

>>519662064 (OP)
Get some supplies for 2 weeks and some weapons to take some other preppers stuff. If i ever remain alone, with no family or friends, i'm gonna turn cannibal. I'm sure human meat tastes like pork, and i like pork. I'd eat anyone i can overpower. I'd also rape any women i found, even dead. I'd enslave an rape them. I'd make them grow weed for me so i can use them to goon, i'd bend them over, strap em in my sex stockade and just penetrate until i feel the urge to ejaculate. Take my cock out before i do. Fuck the other chick. So on and so forth, until i'm bored and i'd ejaculate in one of them.
I'd have tight pussy days, normal pussy days hallway pussy days, innie day, outie day. I'd just use women for sex. If they have male companions i'd pretend i was weak and fragile and the moment they go to sleep i'd bash his head in and then enslave the woman.
That's it, my whole plan if society ever falls.

>>519695791
the ranger medic handbook is pretty good for TCCC, I have it. there are a lot of other medical books out there you can get.
there should be trauma medic courses available in your area that you can take to get better training.

>>519696439
Life as normal in Romania.

>>519696439
are you the town rapist anon?

I keep trying to buy a 55 gallon drum of basedbean oil but then they always send me basedbean oil so I have to send it back. I am going to keep ordering it from my basedpod until they learn.

>>519696439
The taste of the meat depends on what you feed them. Don't feed pineapple. It's gross.

>>519662064 (OP)
dsfsdf

>>519696226
> you just have to take it when it's done
or you can take it whenever you like

>>519662354
>and other things that didn’t happen in 2025

>>519696703
>fake books
>plants are only visible from the outside

>>519695954
As in using the compass to orient yourself alongside the map? I’m pretty familiar with google maps and using it to navigate (hiking) every day but not in the sticks, it’s not rocket science with a paper map though. Find North then go from there.

>>519662064 (OP)
The collapse is happening slowly over since 2005. Your preps will expire. Your ammo will rot.
get silver.

>>519697715
take a land nav course if you can. trust me it will make a big difference.

i have a freeze dryer and a hidden cellar i built in the side of a mountain. prolly have food for a decade or so, not sure exactly because i just freeze dry and store nonstop.

>>519662064 (OP)
the only thing that you are prepping for is the bull that will take everything from your pantry

>>519662064 (OP)
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO

Used to be able to buy a 55 gallon drum a lube on Amazon I guess no more. But that's my tip. If you buy this you'll never run out of enough lube for orgies.

>>519696479
>>519698269
Thanks will look into these

>>519698699
Based

>>519699215
>Spaniard
>bull reference
Kek

>>519666026
>It is for this reason that no amount of prepping will help you if prepping to you just means hoarding supplies and then forgetting about it. It's important to have a certain amount of essentials on hand at all times, but real preparation means training. Go to the gym. Lose weight, gain lean muscle.
5 fatasses that have each other's back will still rape your fit ass, the most important thing is truly loyal friends

>>519699290
More like lube for your own asshole’s comfort since you’ll be getting zutted

>>519662064 (OP)
Women are the enemy that plays both sides.
All philosphies and systems will work if people cooperated and were fair, honest, reasonable, etc(overal good) with eachother.
But women are always dishonest, manipulative, uncooperative, selfish overall inherently evil.
They see men build something amazing and every single time they go and destroy what we've built and play victim to steal from it until it loses all of it's quality and becomes completely corrupt. They're parasites who will do anything to turn men against eachother.
They're the reason our competitive spirit sometimes goes overboard.
They're the reason a joke is taken too far.
They're the reason problems exist.
They're the reason wars exist.
Simps are just blinding themselves by playing along with them until so much damage is done that even the most pro-women guys eventually turn against women.
But by the time this finally happens they're now in the minority and are stuck dealing with other younger simps and women actively corrupting everything in their path.
Pretty soon the number of men who have suffered from this will grow so large that we will overthrow this faulty system all at once in every country but sadly we're in the worst times.
The ones who are currently 30-50 and younger will probably end up suffering the most until the number of sufferers grows so much as to become unignorable.
This is what happens when you believe women morons.
Record this in history and NEVER let it happen again.

>>519699467
sir, this is a wendy's

My boys and I have freezers full of niggers. Back here in the woods we eat good and go hunting every weekend. Rufus.

>>519686765
>based survivaltard

>>519668918
This is your brain on 4chan.

>>519667978
>"Worth hundreds in gold"
I think you missed his point as you can't eat and survive on a diet of Bic lighters. Why? Because normies love them, regardless of what your personal feelings are towards them. It's not what YOU want, its what the CUSTOMER wants. Also BIC flints are the opposite of trash. When your Bic lighter runs out of fluid, take out its flint and it's now worn down size will not only fit in your zippo, but Bic flints will easily put last a softer zippo brand flint. I learned this in highschool you dweeb back in the 90's. Are you new or retarded?
One more thing, nobody, and I mean NOBODY is going to grow, buy or smoke weed during SHTF. Why? When food is scarce and people are willing to kill you over what little scraps that you can find, smoking something that increases my appetite and dehydration AND has a strong odor to alert anyone nearby of my position? I smoke dabs, but never during a serious crisis. Learn to cook meth, that will be the new gold. Hungry and tired but can't find food or a safe place to sleep? Meth. Plus all of these new tweakers will be your new SS or Praetorian guard, for you will be their only connection and therefore loyalty follows.
>>519662064 (OP)
Pol already figured this out before COVID. Best SHTF food is dehydrated refried beans because it's light weight, and has protein, fat, salt and fiber. Everything needed for survival. The best food for long-term storage that will never go bad is white rice. Why? Because when the rice is processed, they strip away all of the natural oils that would normally go rancid after years of being in storage.
>>519662149
This but for refried beans are better, as it has everything a regular bean has plus animal fat (lard) and salt, which the body needs. Plus it compacts down way more than just a bag of dried beans m8. Also raise goats, they will and can eat almost anything and provide meat and dairy.

>>519699467
>Israeli flag
>"It's the heckin women!"
If you can't control your woman's impulses, you are not a man. I've never simped and treat them like shit. Loyalty. But that's not why you are here, you are here to find a way to some how inject bullshit away from your tribes kikery. Don't breed right, because all women are muddsharking whores right? Kek. Nope, just your whore jackel of a mother.
Pol looks forward to SHTF for only one reason.
Total
Kike
Death

>>519662064 (OP)
Almost forgot, get a ham radio.
>>519686765
Based fellow Cali bro. I grew up in California as a Boy Scout hiking throughout the Sierra Nevada. I figure the worse thing get, I'll just migrate up or down the John Muir trail. Blessings to you and your family anon.

>>519667978
>Matches last forever and always work.
wrong
matches draw moisture if not sealed airtight
moist matches don't work

sup with 1pbtid muttmericans opening threads on /pol/? I will tell you jack shit how I'm preparing.

>>519662354
How old are you?

>>519662354
Next you'll tell us never got 3 covid jewcies when you bribed the jeet doctor to give you 3 more.

damn nice thread thanks guys

What's the point of asking for tips when no one has actually been in a SHTF scenario? None of the advice has been proven one way or the other

>>519662064 (OP)
barrells, when possessed by certain people, are always suspicious.. or when they're possessed in places that aren't industrial.. that would be suspicious too.. now, obviously, fake ass chinese religious organizations with large properties in the western united states.. if they possessed barrels like this in large quantites, that would be very suspicious.. the warrants though, ought to be for financial crimes.. ususally that's the shortest path to the barrels

>>519704159
Because the alternative is not preparing and waiting until SHTF

>>519675178
This isn't a bad idea. But there will be other people with it too, that are just as based as you are. Sticking within miles of shorelines could work very well though. Just know that there's no help to call in case you get into trouble, which would suck.

have a pool and system to convert the water to usable when needed

>>519663832
>when they jiggle the transmitter

>>519662064 (OP)
External HD with media
Shows movies Anime
Most likely scenario in the future is a disruption to internet systems first, which we have seen, then power systems
can't stream netflix in wartime

>>519662064 (OP)
Plant various disease resistant nut trees. There's plenty of crops to grow that easily fulfil carb requirements but nuts will get you good fat and protein. Also start trialing crop varieties and breeding them so they are adapted to your local microclimate. Plant plenty of perennial food sources as well as having space set aside for your annuals. Look into JADAM for your DIY safe and natural fertilizer, pesticide, and fungicide needs. Cattle panel fences as arched trellises are tremendous space savers for growing things up onto and serve as perching points for local birds to eat all the pests your crops attract. Collaborate with neighbors as well.

>>519664025
Jesus Christ what a fucking nut lmao.

>>519696479
Is this the one
https://psv4.userapi.com/s/v1/d/tbtgnM6sCMc0xwL6TwWV4lLqmUMHZSOrbcg7nmeRYA-hEgamkukorP4kfYB88QLosa6gVTR91Gx1TeLdBpfBNoG7qyOzcBIhR-cMP6_R1ODCB2dH/Ranger_Medic_Handbook_2007_1.pdf?dl=1

>>519662064 (OP)
Being fat

>>519662064 (OP)
Ammo is the most important thing to Stockpile. It can be used for trading and for getting food. And to take other resources from people who are too pussy to own guns.

>>519704159
way back when you homosexual discord dwellers did not reached internet especially /pol/, were good threads form people (even if kids then) who lived through SHTF. Like Yugoslavia dudes, I personally talked with both Serbians and Croatians. Then there are historical examples like Weimar Germany, Hungary after WW1 too, my own country after WW2 when jews took away all people prperty and changed currency so everyone was equally poor. What the fuck you know. My own experience mogs your comfortable circumcised goy life 100x. And no, I will not share tips with 1pbtids, I want to see some effort not information gathering.

>>519662354
Based and self aware pilled. This will make neets seethe.

>>519662064 (OP)
I've got like a 100 knives because when shit hits the fan we're going back to the iron age and we will need to cut stuff, I've got a bunch antibiotics and for parasites also. I've got many pairs of leather gloves, paracord, medical kits, fishing kits, fire kits, leather boots, waterproof gear etc

>>519705768
Corr
How much does one of those run

>>519704371
The fuck you're babbling another 1pbtid pinning your shit on chinks. I had few barrels with diesel to heat the home. What a fake ass chinese religious organization even mean and how you got to see their barrels?

>>519705768
7.62 or 5.56?

>>519664975
Hell, it's not just basic ass shotgun traps, whitey can make full auto turret traps now thanks to all the electronics and dodads on the market - with YT videos on pretty much how to do it all too. Obviously with joke paintball guns or airsoft so it's legal for JewTube and the feds. But one swap to REAL guns? White boys now have little tank auto turret or helo auto turret drones fucking about their property. ALWAYS WATCHING. ALWAYS READY. READY TO MAG DUMP INTO YOUR ASS.

So yeah, raider's might win on the boomer Johnson's next door. But eventually you stumble over a FOFA house, either they are armed, they trapped shit, OR it's literally drone protected. And that looter is toast.

>>519662064 (OP)
>whats your best prepping tip?
Basically you want to have a buffer of supplies for short emergencies, and for collapse you want a community of preppers that are armed. Your little stash is meaningless when its all over. From there you want a community you can trust your back to. Otherwise you get got while you sleep.

From unprepped to prepped:
1. Get some stuff
2. Get trained
3. Get armed
4. Practice to confidence
5. Get community
Now you are ready to survive!

Optional for thriving:
6. Get married to non-whore
7. Have kids
>yes I know this is near impossible in modern day

>>519674983

Dont bother. The gun industry is now a scam selling low quality trash and gimmick after gimmick to the consumer cattle with marketing - which is all they need.

Watch how they create niches with their marketing on youtube gun channels and on blogs, then how - just like that - the entire industry starts selling products that fit into those niches. Golley gee, isn't that something!

Truck guns. Dmrs. PCCs. Shtf rifles. Patrol rifles (wtf does the average middle class white shlub patrol? His kitchen?). Long range setups. Precision setups. Cqb guns. Mile Guns. Look at the new calibers here and there from scammers obviously with inside connections trying to start a new grift.

It's even spread to the military which is run by incompetents now like everything else, hence why they adopted a grift pistol, rifle and caliber from sig who is run by the tribe and milking the United States military for those sweet sweet shekels selling shit meme weapons. Should get them killed, instead it gets them rich because of White male consumers.

It's like the toy industry of the 90s/2000s for the exact same consumers - all gwon up now.

P.s.

The thing that kills me is the fucking plastic frames/receivers. God damn. How low do you want to go? Then they tout it as "lighter weight" as if that was desirable for a handgun (it ain't - controlling recoil is easier with more weight). It's lighter as a coincidence of being made from a cheap ass material they can mass produce and sell to jewtube and reddit dwellers). I get it sometimes - it's disposable. It is objectively bad. Sometimes that may be what you want, but not as a personal weapon for carrying passing down. As a buy and burn murder weapon - sure.

I had a millennial redneckbeard tell pickup my 90s steel Smith 4006 and say "feel cheap" with a ridiculing grimace on his pudgey ginger face. Then show me his plastic framed glock. I almost decided to fucking kill him then and there. I could only stand and stare - speechless.

>>519705522

yes... that is the same book I have.

The prepper movement became an ad for Leathermans and Victorinox

>OMAGAWD THE VOLCANO ERUPTED? THANK DOG I HAVE MY LEATHERMAN SMUTKING™ NOW I CAN STOP THE LAVA WITH THE LAVA CUTTER™

>>519706183
That barrel is full of .308 son.

>>519693954
Huh. I would think freeze dried meat would be the go to. But whatever, nuts gonna do nutter things.

>>519707021
Kek I meant which is preferable in SHTF scenario, I’m assuming 7.62 for AK’s

>>519685129
Great recommendation, there's a free pdf of the book on Zlibrary btw

>>519676678
Because the fuckhead jews just bring niggers everywhere anyways. Might as well accept it and stand my ground somewhere.

>>519694960
>In 1 out of 3 houses, someone will shoot at looters
In America, you can generally tell if they armed via political affiliation and race. If blue, they are likely to be unarmed and if armed they are weak willed and will let looters shoot them because of their outgroup preference. If blue niggers, they will be armed with all sorts of illegal shit, but won't be able to hit squat. If red, they likely will be armed, will kill, and will be able to hit what they aim at.

So as long as you loot urban and suburban blue areas, you are free and clear to get all sorts of free shit AND be able to rape women. Just avoid Trump signs where ever they appear.

>>519676609
>you people never had any disasters.
Yeah we do. We get localized disasters all the fucking time. Hurricanes, chimp outs, pandemics. We've seen all sorts of shit.

Sure we haven't experienced government imposed famine and whatnot that is unique to communism, but we've at least seen SOME shit. And we are getting to the government/crony capitalist imposed famine conditions now, so we're about to find out.

>>519707263
Nigger you need one rifle and one pistol and a lot of fucking ammunition for both this. Maybe, just maybe, you might want a 22 and a 12 gauge on top of that. That's fucking it. If you happen to find somebody that needs to be killed, they will probably have a weapon on them there's no point in stocking up on all these different weapons in different calibers. No caliber is going to be better than another in a shit hits the fan situation except the one you have hundreds of thousands of rounds of and guns to fire it.

>>519674983
If you've never shot a PCC, then you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Rifles are easier to aim, and they're more ballistically stable in flight. And that's just one option. There's also rifle caliber pistols such as AR and AK pistols that are still more effective than any handgun. They're easier to aim and they have better ballistic stability. For example, you can use an AR pistol chambered in .300blk to put 1 inch groups at 300 yards really fucking easy. Try that with any pistol you want other than a scoped revolver and you're gonna have a bad time.

>>519707963
300blackout isn't a pistol caliber. You nigger. It has fast burning power like pistol rounds, but that's it.

>>519707263
I think you already know the answer. Obviously whatever you shoot is what's preferable. But on that same note you want the common calibers in the country. 9 mil 556,22, 12 gauge shotgun shells.
>>519706925
Did you post the wrong image lol? Nothing wrong with lighter weight especially if you're covering lots of ground. Going 10 miles a day on foot is a lot easier with the 7 lb weapon versus a 13 lb weapon. Glocks have been made since the early '80s. I'm sure you agree you'd rather have a half polymer weapon than no weapon at all. There have been many stress tests on Glock weapons. From putting them under ocean buoys for 6 months to freezing and burying them. Extremely reliable.
https://inside.safariland.com/blog/how-durable-is-a-glock-5-extreme-torture-tests/