Thread 519669619

I got “blue ribbon” vanilla ice cream from the store. Looked good and cheap, only $3
Then i saw on the labeling its a “frozen dairy dessert”
Frozen dairy dessert? Why not call it ice cream? Then i looked and saw this HUGE list of ingredients on the back
Corn syrup
Cellulose gel
Tara gum
Xanthan gum

WTF is this? Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream? Why do they have to add all this shit?

>>519669619 (OP)
>Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream?
Because it'd have a shelf life of three days and wouldn't make it to the supermarket.

>>519669619 (OP)
Why don't you read the ingredients, dumbass?

>>519669619 (OP)
look at this guy, too good to eat the gums

I tried one of those "frozen dairy dessert" things once and it was fucking vile. I just make my own ice cream, it's easy and women are impressed when you make them ice cream and let them choose what they want in it. They get ice cream and my cream if you follow me.

>>519669619 (OP)
"Ice cream" is full of garbage. Don't eat it. Unless you go to a farm.

>>519669848
you are a fucking moron, there are plenty of actual dairy cream based ice creams on the market, at least there are up here.

>>519669619 (OP)
>Xanthan gum
You don't want to have healthy teeths and gums?
Chudcels really are something else.

>>519669848
bullshit... I just bought some Tillamook. It's real ice cream.

But there are companies that cut corners to save money like the slop in picrel. If you don't look at the ingredients of everything you're buying at this point then you're a retard.

>>519669619 (OP)
Anyone who eats from foam dishes should be put down like the retarded rabid dog they are.

>>519669619 (OP)
Just buy a 3 gallon tub of acai sorbet online you retard

>>519669848
retard

>>519669619 (OP)
>Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream
Do it yourself then you lazy faggot
>STOP MAKING ME BUY THIS
If only NPCs realized they have Free Will...

>ice cream
>food

>>519670337
where? you can get frozen deliveries like that?

>>519670228
lmao

>>519669619 (OP)
>real food
>good and cheap
>only $3
>real food for cheap
Not for you, goy, just enjoy your onions green and be happy.

haagen daaz for me bros

>>519669848
no, really, what a retard.

>>519670250
Tillamook is so god damn jewish with the mix-ins tho.

>>519669945
big words for an incel who's gums have never been touched by a girl's gums.
t. gum appreciator

>>519669619 (OP)
I got a pie from where I work.
On the front it says
>No artificial flavors
>No colors from artificial sources
>No high fructose corn syrup
but on the back in small print it says
>Contains bioengineered ingredients
As if anyone who cares about the first three doesn't care about that last one.
They're fucking us, OP. They don't stop fucking us.

>>519669619 (OP)
>Corn syrup
That's what makes it sweet bro. At least if you're a burgercuck.
>Cellulose gel
>Tara gum
>Xanthan gum
Literally nothing.

>>519669619 (OP)
> corn syrup
All ice creams need sweeteners. Corn syrup is very sweet, cheap, and provides a nice consistency.

> Cellulose gel
> Tara gum
> Xantham gum

These are stabilizers which are used for two reasons, keeping the fluids bound to each other so they do not separate, and, more importantly, giving the ice cream an airy body so the company can pump the ice cream full of air and thereby reduce the cost of ingredients.

>>519670084
Just make your own

>>519669619 (OP)
Buy an ice cream maker on Amazon. My grandma makes homemade ice cream and it’s like three ingredients and then add vanilla extract or chocolate or whatever.

>>519669619 (OP)
I make my own ice cream, I prepare almost everything from whole foods, from the odd frozen dinner, I select only quality ingredient ones, I just cultured my own sourdough starter and now I know how to bake bread. I’ve made butter from cream. The only thing I havent done well yet is make my own pasta. I make my own pasta sauce from scratch, hell I make most of my sauces from scratch.

My motivation is based on extreme rage to the modern world and the fat fucks who live in it. I am about to use some guanciale and make a vodka pasta

>>519670929
That's me actually. Farming is bioengineering. Has been for the last several millenia.

>>519669848
Oh is the freezer not good enough retard? They use those ingredients because its slop thats cheaper to use at a mass scale and the swine who buy it dont know any better despite the fucking ice cream staying “frozen” if it sits out for a whole hour+

>>519671171
Making pasta is pretty easy anon you should give it a go.

>>519671131
Get your grandma vanilla paste or even better whole beans and show her how to slice and dump the whole lot of them into the mix

>>519671270
I tried making it in a rush once with my cooklet former gf so we ended making a shitty dough, didnt flatten it enough, and when we tried to cut it into wide noodles like pappardelle it was still wide as fuck and came out like thin breadsticks lmao

I have a pasta maker kitchen aid attachment now, so no excuse. I just really like the tagliette brands I buy and use it for everything

>>519669619 (OP)
>I got “blue ribbon”
lmao

>>519669619 (OP)
>only $3
you were expecting real?

>>519669619 (OP)
>“blue ribbon” vanilla ice cream
We have Streets Blue Ribbon Vanilla Ice Cream here too, it's been around for decades. I just checked it on an online supermarket and they call it a "frozen dessert" not ice cream. Here are the listed ingredients:
Dairy ingredients reconstituted buttermilk (milk) and/or reconstituted skim milk, milk solids, cream (milk), glucose syrup, sugar, vegetable oil, emulsifiers (mono and diglycerides of fatty acids), stabilisers (guar gum, tara gum, locust bean gum), flavours, colours (annatto).

>styrofoam bowl
you dont deserve real food

>>519669619 (OP)
Here's what real ice cream is made of:
INGREDIENTS:
• CREAM
• SKIM MILK
• CANE SUGAR
• COCOA PROCESSED WITH ALKALI (lime treatment of cocoa is a traditional process. Untreated cocoa is acidic)
• EGG YOLKS

Sorry I couldn't get a high res picture

>>519671564
>pedo logo
what did wall’s mean by this(streets in your case8

>>519671633
its always stores own brand thats the most sloppa

>>519669619 (OP)
I own an ice cream maker, I haven't purchased any from the store in years.
Get fucked niggercattle retard.

>>519669619 (OP)
>styrofoam bowl
>plastic spoon
confirmed nigger.

Blue ribbon is goyslop. Buy Breyer's

>>519670250
Its disgusting garbage.

>>519671701
I can only ever find one brand that uses egg yolks. Just look at the ingredients of real ice cream. It's a whole food that provides a wide range of nutrition:
Milk with calcium and protein
Cream gives saturated fat
Egg yolks have cholesterol to fuel hormone production and vitamins
Cocoa adds magnesium and copper

If someone takes out the egg yolks and replaces them with nutritionless gum that causes digestion issues, you're being cheated. I would make laws about what products can call themselves ice cream.

>>519671633
Hagen daz is goated

>>519670074
>They get ice cream and my cream if you follow me.
What is your ice cream recipe, anon. I want to follow you, but I have tried making my own and it turned out like weird crystalized ice chunks that I ate begrudgingly since I paid for it. I prefer higher fat lower sugar and just vanilla is fine by me.

>>519671633
>• SKIM MILK
>• CANE SUGAR
goyslop

Get Tillamook or something where the first ingredient is cream.

>>519670142
they all contain stabilizers and various thickeners like noted in the op. Post a brand sold in grocery and I will look up the ingredients on your behalf

>>519672086
Mmmm gums

>>519672048
There's no point in having ice cream without sugar.
Sugar is good for you. The real problem is having high fat intake simultaneously with high sugar intake. A healthier version of ice cream would basically be fat-free and have collagen in it.

But anyway, if you're going to have ice cream, why would you fuck it up with seed oils, gums, corn syrup, etc, etc?

>>519669619 (OP)
Yeah you have to make sure the label says "ice cream"

Milkfat 10% is the defining threshold. Products below this (like 2–5%) must use another name such as “frozen dairy dessert.”
Total Milk Solids 20% Includes proteins, lactose, and minerals from milk.

>>519671002
A fucking leaf
KYS

>>519669619 (OP)
Always read the ingredients, you morons. Why wouldn't you. It's cheap for a reason. Very rarely now will you find cheap processed food that doesn't have shit in it.

>>519672286
>Sugar is good for you.
Post forearm with watch on it lardo. Sugar, the kind in ice cream, is basically only good for fueling hard efforts. Fat, on the other hand, is useful for building the body, hormones and energy. The best ice cream would be high fat, low sugar. In fact, you don't need much sugar when fat is high because fat tastes good. Why is cinnamon on butter toast practically a dessert? High fat, low (relative) sugar.

>>519672286
because capitalism requires unlimited growth. The product can sit in the back of a truck longer, so they hire less people to shift the product. They use cheaper ingredients because they need to hit a certain price point. This is basically capitalism. Enshittification is a inherent, its not a bug.

>>519672418
any ice cream sold in a grocery store will contain various thickeners and stabilizers. Blame capitalism

>>519669848
This. I got an ice cream machine over the summer and started making my own ice cream. Heavy cream, whole milk, vanilla, sugar, salt. The taste is 11/10, it goes bad in a week, even in the freezer, not that it usually lasts that long.

>>519672573
That's not true at all. Don't quote me again, retard shill.

>>519672585
Which ice cream machine is best?

>>519672510
https://raypeat.com/articles/articles/sugar-issues.shtml

Sugar is good for you. Oxygen is good for you. Water is good for you. The only reason you think the first statement is absurd is because you are illiterate about basic biology.

>>519672663
Sugar is not good for you.

>>519672627
Ok so post a brand that's sold in stores so I can look up the ingredients

>>519669848
you're fucking retarded
>>519669619 (OP)
just make your own. there are tons of locals that make it with tractor engines and neat shit like that

>>519672707
Go do your own research.

>>519672707
>memeflaggot
disregard this retarded kike

>>519671954
Still real ice cream. The binders are harmless. Eggs and cream just separate very easily.

>>519672750
you are the one making a claim lol I already know that every single ounce of ice cream on a store shelf in the USA contains stabilizers and thickeners

>>519672773
ok so post a brand sold on store shelves that doesn't contain stabilizers and thickeners. Literally just say the name and I will look up the nutritional information they are required to post by law

>>519672826
Go fuck yourself, jew. I made no claim, it was you. I'm not responding to you anymore after this.

>>519672639
I bought the cheapo Cuisinart one off Amazon. It was definitely the right model to start with. You never want to be the retard that buys an expensive piece of equipment before you know how much you're going to use it. My biggest complaint is that is small. If you're making an ice cream, especially one with chunky toppings mixed in, you won't make more than about a quart at once, which you can eat in one sitting and is barely enough for two people. Given, real ice cream is, no joke, like 3500 calories per quart, so it's definitely not healthy to eat more than that.

>>519672639
I have a lello compressor ice cream maker but you likely won't be willing to spend 1200 dollars on one.
>>519672789
The binders aren't needed unless you are whipping air into it to increase volume to scam customers (you).

>>519672691
It is. Your body runs on the oxidative metabolism of sugar. Your brain demands a lot of sugar for fuel. Considering that you've been depriving your brain of its most important source of fuel would explain why you are so dumb.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26200659/

>>519669619 (OP)
Americans eat the worst trash goyslop...even the Starbucks coffee etc is trash that other countries rejects..kek

Make your own, it taste better and its easy. All you need is a cold bowl, heavy cream, sugar, salt, and vanillia. They put that shit in their to make us into literal golems. That is why its all fake shit, so demonic spirits can possess us easier. I don't think because its cheaper to make, because the go out of their way to create it, while they could be normal and use real milk. Its to poison us.

>>519669619 (OP)
>Frozen processed chemical goyslop...
You can't eat that shit everyday, Fred.

>>519670299
Amen

>>519672936
>whipping air into it to increase volume
I never even thought of that. That's why store ice cream is so much lower calorie and homemade stuff is so rich and heavy. It's because it's literally more dense.

Every store ice cream is Jewish. Everything you buy... is Jewish. Capitalism is Jewish. I shouldn't have to explain this, but... Yeah, everything is Jewish.

I hope you heed my warning and never feed the jew. Become self-sufficient and build your own ice cream maker. =)

We should all aim to be in ketosis anyway but good ice cream is a value.

>>519672026
Haagen Dazs is a Jewish owned brand.

>>519669619 (OP)
Because the jews are poisoning you while at the same time getting your money. Retard.

>>519673063
The cheap ice cream or "frozen dairy desert," is capped by law at 120% air volume to base ratio or less.
The best ice cream has between 25 and 30% air whipped into it.
For example my ice cream machines dashers go at 84 rpm and I get 29% air with it, I can reduce that by adding less base so it freezes faster.

>>519673085
I mean yeah the president is literally a cuckold beholden to Israel. You are preaching to the choir

>>519669619 (OP)
>WTF is this? Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream? Why do they have to add all this shit?
It's all in the name of profit. Did you know that most "food" that's sold in the US isn't even allowed to be sold as food for DOGS in Europe, let alone humans?

>>519672883
OP did you retard

>>519669619 (OP)
>>519669848
>>519669914
>I got “blue ribbon
You bought goyslop

Yea, there's no ice cream left

>>519672883
ok read that wrong
if i bought any it would be from NOT a grocery store. that's asking for goyslop.

>>519673454
we have boomers to thank for this
there are some amish/mom and pop types that have ice cream you can buy or learn to make it ez.

>>519673426
??? Your reading comprehension is severely lacking lil gup

pretty easy to make at home give it a try hell fucking jeets do it in the streets

>>519669848>>519671564
>Made WITH
Not OF...
Picrel, dark chocolate ice cream from Auchan (no English, sry).

Ice cream isn't a health food.

>>519669619 (OP)
>Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream?
Because in the end consumers demanded the product look better, last longer, and have no sugar in it cause SUGAR BAD. Which is why stuff like corn syrup and xanthan gum exists.
Does that mean the companies are not at fault? Fuck no, every person who invented this modern garbage and CEO/shareholder that approved and pushed garbage like this deserves the firing squad for the damage they've done to the world. But don't act like its only their fault and not the retarded fucking boomers, where everything in fucking existence was never good enough for them.

>>519673274
and you are a memeflag. i'm just not giving anons the doubt, some retards here are like capitalists that think that brands are out for their best health intent

>>519672029
>but I have tried making my own and it turned out like weird crystalized ice chunks that I ate begrudgingly since I paid for it
Every like 30 minutes you gotta constantly stir it while its in the freezer so the ice crystals don't form. You gotta do that for like 4-5 hours.

>>519674063
>Consumers demanded
Just like they "demanded" plastic bottles (they didn't; they were imposed)...

>>519669619 (OP)
Well as American you are literally fed shit, thats guaranteed. Sorry if that was news to you! Your country is a hated mess start 2 end.

>>519674171
Nah, boomers demanded that shit and the boomers who had a bunch of useless tree sap had an idea to sell their literal industrial plastic by-product trash to entitled retards, thus consumer grade plastic was invented.
The reason we have so many problems in the world, is because retarded old fucks let it happen and never questioned anything. Most fucking gullible generation to ever exist. Which is probably why they are still gobbling israeli cock at 80+ years old.

>>519672320
Based ice cream label explainer.

>>519671171
Turned out great btw

>>519672936
Bro, it's fucking bean powder. Pull the fork out of your ass.

>>519674668
It is literally added to make it so they can whip air into it to decrease used base in production and save money.
Ice cream is sold by volume not weight you hopeless retard.

>>519674326
>Muh consoomer
Kys clown.
Take your lame corporate script and stick it where it belongs.

Buy a cow and make it yourself.

>>519669619 (OP)
"Ice cream" isn't food, nigger. But you know that, don't you Nigger Jew Faggot Queer Nigger?

>>519669619 (OP)
>We arent eating real food
*YOU aren't.
Most food is very poor in US, produced for profit above all else.
Demand better.

>>519669619 (OP)
Just make your own ice cream. All you need is heavy cream and something for flavor, like fresh strawberries.

Imagine not checking the ingredients at the store and then putting it down when it's like 80 different ingredients half of which take effort to pronounce.

>>519671192
that's not true, farming is like selective breeding, guiding evolution. Coming in with DNA scissors unlocks manmade horrors beyond comprehension.

>>519673955
What an unamerican thing to say.

>>519669619 (OP)
>Tara gum
>Xanthan gum
locust bean gum is another one. a poop doctor told me these gums are a suspect for the rise in colon cancer. they are found in everything. salad dressing, bakery muffins, beverages, especially oat milk almond milk etc. hard to avoid

>>519671002
>more importantly, giving the ice cream an airy body so the company can pump the ice cream full of air and thereby reduce the cost of ingredients.
you blew my fucking mind you godamn motherfucker

>>519670228
>>Xanthan gum
>You don't want to have healthy teeths and gums?
>Chudcels really are something else.
are you confusing xanthan gum with xylitol? xylitol is a sugar alcohol like sorbitol mannitol etc. often used in chewing gum and sugar replacement in foods for diabetics bc the body doesn't process it like sugar. and the oral bacteria can't feed off alcohol sugars like normal sugars so it's good for dental health

>>519669619 (OP)
Because most of the world cant eat dairy like humans can, and we have unfortunately allowed them to flood our countries to the point where their dietery restrictions have become our problem.

>>519669619 (OP)
Homemade icecream:
Frozen fruit + almond milk + mix it in a nutribullet mixer. Ready in 10 seconds.

Ice Cream is a Jewish trick to fatten the goyim

>>519674956
Every study analyzing groups of people who eat ice cream shows lower obesity and lower rates of diabetes.
It's unironically a health food.

>>519671564
what are you from fuckin' australia?

>>519670074
Do you nut in it?

>>519672789

Eggs are a natural emulsifier, retard faggot.

>>519669619 (OP)
Just make ice cream at home, it's not hard.

>>519678512
What's your favorite recipe and flavor?

>>519669619 (OP)
I'm in luck there an ice cream shop near where I work that has actual, proper, natural ice cream.
A bit more expensive, but actual fruit/nuts prepared normally. You can tell by the texture, taste and look.

>>519669619 (OP)
You can still buy ice cream you are just retarded.

Poortip: discount ice cream sandwiches are usually a better deal than discount ice cream

>>519669619 (OP)
>we
>only $3
>Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk

>>519678512
That looks horrendous

>>519669848
Ignorant nigger, ive got a tub i churned in the freezer that is nothing but milk cream and cocoa, it's been there for over a month and was just as tasty last night as it was a month ago.

Fuck off back into your bag of doritos

>>519672139
you are right, shelf life is equal to value for purveyors that don't instantly sell their entire supply. It's easy to make your own at home or get some made on the street, this business model makes sense with the low shelf-life.

>>519679213
>low shelf life of a frozen product
Those things are added because ice cream is sold by volume not weight, it makes it so air bubbles don't collapse allowing you to bulk volume without actually spending money.

>>519671171
>>519674415
based

>>519679345
Im immune to this because I have autism and base my purchasing decisions on calories per dollar.

Its actually kind of interesting that some “higher shelf” products are technically cheaper than “the cheap stuff” because of tricks like these.

>>519674415
you are trying, so that's good
basil and/or parsley, not fucking green lettuce
you a /ck/ native or?

>>519669619 (OP)
This. I bought brand name Drumsticks for the first time in a while. I usually get the Great Value ice cream cones cuz I'm poor, but I worked overtime lately so I decided to splurge on a brand treat. IDK if I'm remembering the ice cream differently, but it tastes like fake fluffy paste. It didn't even taste as ice cream-y as the GV version.

>>519672585
You need to have a sterile container and need to sterilize the ice cream right before freezing. Then it will have a shelf life of a year in the freezer.

>>519679448
I make my own ice cream so I don't have these problems at all

>>519678032
>The secret ingredient is love, sweetheart.

>>519679601
I did when I was young and it was a lot of work.
Now that I think about it, all of the confections my grandpa made took some insane amount of effort. Nothing was easy.

>>519669619 (OP)
Anyone find banana’s to be weird and fake? I don’t buy them anymore unless they’re “organic”. The organic still feels normal. The normal bananas at some point became weirdly tough, like it isn’t real food.

>>519669619 (OP)
It's called capitalism. Dont like it? Move to North Korea, commie scum.

>>519679677
I have a compressor ice cream machine that can churn a liter of base in 20 minutes, it's very easy to make now.

>>519674128
or you buy a gelato machine that does the stirring and cooling for you.
also, cuts down time to about an hour or even less, depending on the batch size.

>>519669619 (OP)
>Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream?
Because all that bullshit keeps the desert soft and prevents it from melting. This way if ranjeet fucks up and leaves the "icecream" pallet out in the hot sun for a few hours the texture won't be affected by melting and refreezing.
>>519669848
Reminder that milk is the cheapest it has been in decades because subhumans don't drink it.

>>519678032
of course he nuts in it, why, you thought he didint

>>519679548
Everything has definitely lowered in quality the last 6-7 years.

It's bad man. Ice cream, socks, pants, floss picks...
Everything mainstream is borderline unusable now.

They put waste products into food because it’s cheaper to feed it to you than to purchase land to bury it.

Sulfates for instance are what make pills. Sulfur is produced from

> In recent times, the main source of sulfur has become petroleum and natural gas. This is due to the requirement to remove sulfur from fuels in order to prevent acid rain, and has resulted in a surplus of sulfur.[

>>519669619 (OP)
You don't check ingredients? Your fault retard. You're probably so far beyond poisoned you're doomed.

>>519671171
Congrats on being a better housewife than my stay-at-home housewife bro, and I mean that sincerely with all the depressing insinuations it means about my wife.

Incel cope thread

>>519669619 (OP)
the better question is, why can't YOU just freeze milk with vanilla, you gluttonous fat muttcattle?!

>>519669619 (OP)
good morning, you must feel refreshed after sleeping for more than 30 years

>>519672286
>cane and corn derived sugar is the only way to make things sweet
im sorry but you have terminal goyrot

That's a for-profit company. It doesnt exist to make ice cream. It exists to make a profit

>>519669848
That's why we need 15 minutes city. Boom!

>>519670074
based, I recently got one and am currently experimenting with it, unironically found a McFlurry recipe and chopped up some mini Daim's, even better than the McFlurries from 20 years ago

>>519670250
Friend of mine showed me that modern European flour contains more than 30 ingredients, none of which are on the ingredient list, which is just: flour.

>>519669619 (OP)
SHHH N EAT DA SLOPPA

>>519683850
?? USA flour contains a bunch of stuff, EU flour doesn't

>>519669619 (OP)
Making ice cream is easy as fuck

>>519683850
Translate this if you don't believe me:
https://wissensforum-backwaren.de/mehl-und-teigbehandlungsmittel-in-der-europaeischen-union/
This is all as well tested as the vax.

>>519669619 (OP)
frozen desserts and ice creams are two different legal types of ice creams in india as well. you're probably amerifat because you've not made yourself aware.
<frozen desserts
>do not melt easily
>probably due to high % of palm oil
<ice cream
>natural content like milk, cream etc

the more you know!
<ice creal

>>519669619 (OP)
Just make your own ice cream?
We have one of these at home, and it's the best ice cream I've ever eaten
Quite expensive but worth it, especially if you have kids

>>519672026
>Haagen Dazs is a Jewish owned brand.
It's a jew created brand, jew made up name too.

>>519669619 (OP)
They are making saw dust into gel for ice cream now?... Interesting choice

>>519669619 (OP)
I can give you some natural BLACK dairy

>>519669619 (OP)
>Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream?
Uh, that sounds very anti-semitic, anon.

>>519669619 (OP)
I agree.

I think it's actually the air content that makes the difference.
"Frozen dairy dessert" contains too much air to legally be called ice cream in the US. As long as it's at least called "dairy dessert" and made with milk and not vegetable oil

>>519669619 (OP)
Try making your own ice cream and you'll see how different it is.

>>519671633
Imagine reading "Skim milk" and not immediately understanding your ice cream has been cut worse than a coke dealer.

>>519669619 (OP)
>Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream?
Price. There are companies selling what you are asking for, but you went for the $3 cheap stuff that didn't even say ice cream on the box.

If you want ice cream, buy ice cream. It may just a couple dollars more, but it's the product you wanted, isn't it?

if you cant cook you're simply not white

>>519669914
Someone told him it looked faggy to read in public in America

You see if you’re not a billionaire and you get caught reading that’s an automatic fag red flag for the ultra fussy obese American woman

>>519669619 (OP)
>Xanthan gum
this one's okay

>>519671057
He’s probably not a Northern European person so it’s lazy and also can’t follow simple instructions yet somehow believes it’s the best person on the planet

>>519669619 (OP)
>WTF is this? Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream? Why do they have to add all this shit?
Adding all that shit into our food is manufacturers solution to not dumping all that shit in the ocean.

>>519673513
>we have boomers to thank for this
Wdym?

>>519684596
>It may just a couple dollars more, but it's the product you wanted, isn't it?
"just" a couple dollars more, implying it's not that bad.
"but" being used as if bridging two conflicting statements.
and then a supporting statement.

stop doing this. it may not seem like a big deal, BUT it bothers me. see how it's supposed to be used?

>>519669619 (OP)
>Looked good and cheap, only $3
>looked good
Your fault for not knowing how to distinguish food from slop.

>Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream? Why do they have to add all this shit?
Unironically because it wouldn't taste good to uneducated subhumans used to slop.
No joke, I recommend good ice cream to people all the time and they often complain that 1 it costs too much (compared to the slop they're used to) and 2 it's not that good and the powdery slop with no fresh ingredients is better.

Educating plebs is a lost cause. Ice cream radicalized me.

>>519684721
Sure

This doesnt have any warning flags at all
>Helps with constipation
is just legalese for explosive diarrhea

Only eat meat and eggs
Ingredient labels are warning labels
You have no idea how bad that shit makes you feel until you drop it from your life

>>519669619 (OP)
vote with your wallet, make your own.
i bake my own bread for years now. bake baguettes, sweet buns, make my own yoghurt, ice cream, cakes. it only looks hard the first time you try.

you need 1 cup milk, 2 cups cream, as much sugar as you like for a simple ice cream base, then you can add anything for flavour. literally anything. even made parmesan ice cream using townsends' recipe.

>>519685055
>Only eat meat and eggs
Will that not clog up your arteries?

>>519685123
Its what humans have been eating since the dawn of civilization
The other crap is what "clogs arteries"

>>519674791
>Ice cream is sold by volume not weight
Shit, I don't think I ever realused that till now, I wonder if the heavier the ice cream the better the quality

>>519669848
This is why you always check the ingredients behind the food you buy. I buy ice cream from farmers markets and they have none of the ingredients mentioned above. If not I buy some of the more costly ice cream at the store if I really want ice cream. Imagine buying eddies, blue bunny, breyers and turkey hill. Never going to make it bud. Some of the other brands like Talenti , Ben and Jerries( jewish run) and Haagen Dazs (jewish run) flavors have less toxic or no toxic ingredients like vanilla or their pistachio ice cream.
I might buy Alden's Organic or Alec's when they are on sale at the supermarket.
Van Leeuwen is ok as well.

>>519683972
I just dived into this. It seems that B2C flour contains lots of undeclared GMO produced enzymes. But no one wants to state this clearly, same for organic flour, which seems to only prohibit GMO produced enzymes. It seems the Demeter standard prohibits to add any enzymes.

>>519672949
It runs on that cos you take it, it can do fine without it

>>519685251
>appeal to tvradition

>>519669619 (OP)
Finally 'flipped the package' huh?
Take an afternoon and spend it in the grocery. Flip the labels on everything processed that you normally buy and look up ingredients that you don't know what they are. Keep in mind, companies can currently use food additives that haven't been proven 'harmful' until proof arises that they are harmful. We need to immediately change to the Euro model, which basically says that any additive has to be proven 'safe' before use. Small word difference, but huge meaning.
As for your sweet treat, you can find real ice cream next to the goy slop you bought, just look for the same ounce size but 2-3 times the price.
The time for trusting anything any company does has been over for decades. The more recognizable the food conglomerate is, the more likely it is that you aren't buying food, but chemical laden ersatz 'food'.

>>519669619 (OP)
I grilled a hamburger and ate it with some A1 last night. I made a potato and some green onions from my garden on the side. This is real food. The beef is not generic grocery store Mexico meat. It is locally grown quality beef. People in this country are such disgusting fatsos because they eat shit.

I regularly make ice cream, gelato and occasionally sorbet. Milk, cream, sugar, egg yolks.. that's the base. Simple as. I have a proper machine with a built in compressor. Shit is so cash.

>>519684575
Are you actually fucking retarded? They use skim milk AND cream to get the correct fat %

>>519687299
Whole milk and cream are traditional, it's a scam friend.

>>519669619 (OP)
>We
You.

>>519684575
People have been making ice milk for as long as they've been making ice cream, you fucking moron.
It's just another dessert option, get the fuck over yourself.

>>519680472
im glad im not the only one to notice that socks are tasting differently.

>>519669619 (OP)
Get tillamook, dryer's/edys, and never look back.

>>519685281
No, look at ingredients.
Only way to get an idea of what you actually buy.

>>519669619 (OP)

read picrel, explains goyslop in all its forms and how we got here.

the opening chapter is literally about ice cream and how synthetic it is.

It's difficult by design to find 'real' food that isn't stuffed to the gills with emulsifiers and preservatives.

It's genuinely made me a lot more aware of what to look for when buying food. Highly recommend to all in this thread.

>>519669848
Not if it's frozen you retard.

>>519671650
The original walls logo never had that. They only changed it to the pedo logo when it was bought by (((unilever))).

>>519672949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhZcxvGNzJY
Read or watch his research into sugar and insulin.
Sugar is worse than heroin.

>>519688004
I will give a read some time.

>>519685751
Completely missing OP's point. While yes, I agree with you self-reliance is how we all should be but there's no need for all the extra bullshit we have in our "foods"

>>519672048
all milk is skim milk anon. why the fuck would they give you cream in your full cream milk? they will take that, turn it into butter, turn the butter milk into cheese, and sell you the whey. 3 units for the price of 1.

>>519688004
i just buy meat and vegetables and cook like my grandparents
simple breakfast simple dinner

>>519688004
fantastic book rec though. has to be said

>>519688218
everyone has been telling me im an addict, but i always knew my heroin addiction was justified.

>>519669619 (OP)
jews don't like healthy goym.

>>519669619 (OP)
I buy my ice cream from a local dairy farm, their cute loli 13 year old daughter was Jr. Ms. Dairy at the county fair.
Seems like this is a skill issue if you're over there eating frozen high fructose corn syrup and malted s-y extracts.

>>519669619 (OP)
The only half-decent industrial ice cream brand is haagen-dazs but even then it's overpriced and not that good. Everything else is pure undiluted goyslop that will literally poison you.

Just make your own ice cream, or if you're lazy buy it from a reputable local & traditional maker.

>>519669619 (OP)
>Why not call it ice cream?

Because it costs 3$ for a whole bucket to shove into your fathole you fucking tard. And is "blue ribbon" supposed to mean anything or just yet another corpomutt marketing meme?

>>519689323
>blue ribbon award for quality.

except it isnt.

>>519689323
It's just a brand
It doesn't even qualify as ice cream, think of the absolute worst processed garbage ice cream you've ever eaten in germany well inexpensive American """ice cream""" is probably 3 times worse.

>>519669619 (OP)
Because you're jewed, goy cattle. Why do you think you have the highest obesity rate?
There's a reason half of muttard food is banned in developed nations. It's not even deemed fit for animal consumption.

You can buy something good then.

>>519669619 (OP)
If you aren't milking your own horse for iced cream then you're basically paying for six layers of middlemen to slap their dicks across it and you're paying for the privilege.

>>519685309
>We literally have to go amish and mill our own flour
Where do I apply to join the amish? I'm tall and handsome I think they'll want me

>>519669619 (OP)
Why not get Häagen-dazs vanilla like a regular human being ?

>>519689808
You just know they add all kinds of bullshit to the American version, just like Cola is filled with corn syrup and toxic waste in America but only regular sugar in Europe
But yes vanilla flavor haagen-dazs is pretty based, it almost tastes like home-made ice cream which is very good for industrial ice cream standards

>>519689808
Because Florida Eis mogs the shit out of it.
That said, the serving size and kilogram price of either might threaten for OP to lose weight, which would be a world ending catastrophe for any proud, brown-blooded amerimutt

>>519669619 (OP)
Australian premium Ice Cream.

>>519669848
frozen stuff lasts a while if you dont have retards leaving
it outside of coolers or at room temp for several hours
which sadly, happens in our supply chain
i think its a lot of retards and machiavellians working at distribution centers
and as truckers

>>519685566
its not tradition, its biology retard
imagine making something logickal and scientific, ideological
dumbass

>>519669848
That's a wild assumption to make considering Eddy's ice cream is literally just five ingredients most time.

Companies make slop on purpose. Not because of some logistical reason.

>>519672585
what the german said, it going bad is mostly due to outside contamination, even market bought artisanal ice creams with long shelf lives taste like shit after 2-3 days open in the freezer absorbing all the aromas and exposed to the elements

>>519671432
Bro the difference between fresh and hard pasta is like canned chicken and roast chicken
It's way easier and quicker to make than bread

>>519669848
Fuck off retard, as long as it's kept frozen real ice cream lasts forever. That's the point of freezing.

>>519669619 (OP)
>Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream?
Cool it with the antisemitism and eat your frozen slop.

the muttmerican jew fears the privatly owned
inhome iceream manufacturer and distributor.
You pay like 3,50€ for a 125g cup of the most exquisite shite youve ever tasted. Everythings organic, always new flavours and combinations, they are always just a few Km away from where you live so its a gr8 spot to drive you bike to, enjoy a cold cuppa and then drive back home. All without ever seeing one single fucking swarthy stinking nigger.
Muttmericans will never experience this.
eishorn(.)com/Standorte

>>519669619 (OP)
i just got 5 eggs and they looked real to me.
>corn syrup
>cellulose gel
>tara gum
>xanthan gum
just eat eggs, retard. youre addicted to sugar. you want some sugar get a kilo of sugar instead corn syrupc, cellulose gel, tara gum and xanthan gum, retard. thats obvious.

>>519691214
thats the funny thing, the mutts dont even have real sugar, they banned or taxed the shit out of refined sugars, so all these manufactures take the cheapest slop sugars available to them, corn syrup thats destiled from unused corn plant material (stocks, leafs, stems etc). Its literally garbage

>>519690425
>Enzyme (lactase)
Never crossed my mind that they can just do that, adding the enzyme that you need to break down lactose into the food itself. Does that actually work for people who have lactose intolerance?

>>519691214
>>519691333
I believe they also banned cheese as it's considered mould over there and they're afraid people will get sick from it so they eat plastic instead.

>>519691333
holy shit i forgot mutteggs are 20 bucks now for 2 eggs. im basically fuken rich eating 5 eggs at a time. feels good to be an europoor.

they feed them this corn syrup which is basically molasses to fatten them up like jabba the hut.

>>519691521
last time i bought eggs it was 15 dollars for sixty

fat pieces of shits cant even lift from the couch get a literal forklift to lift up that fat fuken corn syrup leaking merigolem holy shit.
>I CANT STOP EATING

>>519669619 (OP)
Pure 'real' ice cream like you describe is DENSE, HARD and needs HOT SPOOOOOON or few minutes defrosting. 'Real' ice cream is NEVER as aerated as you think. To make that commercial ice cream you NEED additives that make you go 'ick'.

Go either buy a home icecream maker or whip cream yourself fold in sugar and flavors (maybe egg) and see how different it is to what you 'think' ice cream is.

>>519673955
It is actually halfway close to a health food if it's real ice cream.
It's basically lots of fat and protein and then too much sugar.

Real ice cream literally probably has 4x the nutritional value of most meals eaten by MURICANS.

>>519691202
>made out of pasteurised milk
It is nice as a treat but not as good as a raw milk one.

>>519691202
I already shilled Florida Eis, essentially the same only that they bought an old ice cream factory.
Theres also a bunch of Esidielen taht will make their ice themselves, though these are often hard to tell apart.

>>519669619 (OP)
>Styrofoam bowl
>plastic spoon
>complaining about ingredient quality in muttland
Do burgers really? I’m almost convinced this post is bait but mutts are also stupid enough to live and eat like this.

>>519691202
this is for germans not for muttgolems.
>ACHTUNG KAMERA

>>519669619 (OP)
Stop buying the shitskin brand
99% of the food at the supermarket is just industrial waste being repackaged because shitskins are willing to eat it.

>>519669619 (OP)
This is the best store bought ice cream, not even a contest. Everything else is so far below it.

>>519672585
Add eggs and cook the mixture to the brink of boiling before making the icecream. This will add some thickening and icecube resisting properties.

Lmao my mom knew about this shit before /pol/ did

My mom is literally smarter than /pol/

>>519669619 (OP)
Its a good thing you posted this. I had the same thing happen to me and I was thinking I was just stupid. Now I know Im right.


I was just about to post this. I'm gonna buy some.

>>519672021
There are, which is why this is a frozen desert. Also terms like "Premium" and "Super Premium" are also legally defined terms for ice cream in the USA.

>>519669619 (OP)
>buys cheap food
>ayo why aint this like real food
They do have it but can you afford it?

>>519694542
nigger, anybody with a brain knew this. retarded faggot zoomers whos grandparents didn't have an ice cream churn growing up didn't know this.

>>519671192
Bioengineer fortified means it contains insects.

>>519669619 (OP)
>We arent eating real food.

1pbtid OP

251 replies

nu/pol/s are faggots

>>519669619 (OP)
dummy, thats "ice cream" for the shitskins.

>>519669619 (OP)
>foam bowl
>plastic cutlery

Do you live in a gas station bathroom?

>>519669619 (OP)
What you put into your mouth will not defile you. Rather, it is what comes out of your butt that will defile you.

Would you please consider the poor Xantham Gum farmers working tirelessly in the gum crop mines? They need customers too.

>>519669619 (OP)
No carageenan? I don't believe your lies.

>>519670074
>concerned with impressing women
F minus

>>519672286
what sugar? no sugar are "good" for you, but simple sugars are by far the worse offenders.

Hey its op here. Can you guys stop bumping this thread? I made it before bed and im not allowed to make another 4chan post due to having 5 active threads.

>>519693702
>This is the best store bought ice cream, not even a contest. Everything else is so far below it.

Half of that list is flat out illegal for human consumption in most of the world. Yes, even the African shitholes that bother having food regulation laws.

>>519669848
It's supposed to be stored in the freezer retard. Ice cream can stay there for years. Source: my grandma

>>519669619 (OP)
Women are the enemy that plays both sides.
All philosphies and systems will work if people cooperated and were fair, honest, reasonable, etc(overal good) with eachother.
But women are always dishonest, manipulative, uncooperative, selfish overall inherently evil.
They see men build something amazing and every single time they go and destroy what we've built and play victim to steal from it until it loses all of it's quality and becomes completely corrupt. They're parasites who will do anything to turn men against eachother.
They're the reason our competitive spirit sometimes goes overboard.
They're the reason a joke is taken too far.
They're the reason problems exist.
They're the reason wars exist.
Simps are just blinding themselves by playing along with them until so much damage is done that even the most pro-women guys eventually turn against women.
But by the time this finally happens they're now in the minority and are stuck dealing with other younger simps and women actively corrupting everything in their path.
Pretty soon the number of men who have suffered from this will grow so large that we will overthrow this faulty system all at once in every country but sadly we're in the worst times.
The ones who are currently 30-50 and younger will probably end up suffering the most until the number of sufferers grows so much as to become unignorable.
This is what happens when you believe women morons.
Record this in history and NEVER let it happen again.

For me, it's frozen Cool Whip

>>519669619 (OP)
>Why the fuck cant they just freeze some milk and vanilla and make ice cream?
Shitskins are lactose intolerant

>>519693702
BASED
Accept no substitutes

>>519700437
Sure thing, faggot.

>>519700798
>>519700481
I'll just point to my post. Its just HFCS and flavouring slop , how fare gone are you mutts?

>>519669619 (OP)
>dairy dessert
be thankful there is dairy in it lmao

>>519700682
Will try that but for me, whole milk yogurt and add heavy cream then freeze

>>519700875
>HFCS
True but it's the best tasting major store brand you can buy. Make it yourself if you want true ice cream without all the mass production fillers. They should switch to cane, or even refined, sugar. And with MAHA causing them to remove the dyes, they just might follow suit as Coke has done recently.

>>519669619 (OP)
A lot of ice cream is like that. Tillamook is real.

>>519669619 (OP)
tillamook uses dairy and real sugar
always look at ingredients

>>519669619 (OP)
If you will be in Russia, take this and don't think.

>>519701967
15% what?

>>519702039
How much milk fat there.

>>519671432
Hopefully you have a Professional series KA, or the attachments will eat your mixer. You have to run the fucking thing on 7+ to get anything to come out the other end.
>t. has the extruder and dies, sheet rollers, and cutters for my KitchenAid

>>519669619 (OP)
>blue ribbon
>subhuman walshart brands
not my problem fatass

>>519671432
Also, mix the dough in a food processor. It's waaaaaaaaaay fucking easier

>>519669619 (OP)
>Why do they have to add all this shit?
Profit and American health regulations. You can try and change it, it's a democracy, be more active.

>>519670250
Bruh if you're even buy from the grocery store you're cooked, you think those labels are accurate?

>>519670491
>Do it yourself
This is the most retarded take of all time.

>>519669619 (OP)

Of course mutts are too fucking stupid to look at the ingredients list. Yes, mutt, $3 isn't going to buy you real ice cream.

You should be smart enough to know that 95% of the "food" on your store shelves are slop. Read the god damn labels, retard.

if i had my own house and offspring, i'd make ice cream at home with the classic handcrank one. and teach my kids the value of light work and homemade stuff. but alas, that is not my reality.

>search how to make ice cream at home, get thousands of results in ytube
>some claim you don't even need a machine
>still buy it from the groc. store because i'm lazy and don't have empty containers to store the ice cream
>also don't have access to affordable heavy cream unless it goes on sale which is rare
>due to bidenflation, can no longer afford heavy cream (use to use it in coffee for extra creamy boost)

>>519669848
It's FROZEN dipshit

>>519669619 (OP)
it's boomers. They did this to each and every food item over time.

>>519669619 (OP)
I only eat Ben and Jerry’s ice with peanut cups, simple as

>>519669619 (OP)
Why can't you read before you buy?

>>519704113
>go to the supermarket to buy stuff
>leave supermarket after 5 hours because you had been reading the back labels the whole time
Nobody got time for that

>>519669619 (OP)
thickeners made from plant parts and sugars. you VILL eat the vegan ice cream.

My senile parents are like OP. They always buy the cheapest shit, without asking why it's so cheap, and then they whine that real food doesn't exist and food used to be better.
Always getting the vegan ''mayonnaise'' never questioning how the fuck can you make mayo without eggs. Always buying sugary drinks that are cheap because they are full of some cancer sweeteners and taste like ass. Always buying sausage that is 50% soi. Always buying the cheapest shit from Temu and then having to throw it out minutes after opening the box.

I've never had this problem.

>>519669619 (OP)
you dont need ice cream ever

>>519669619 (OP)
You think haagen daz and oberweis charge x5 more for the same slop? The difference is real ingredients instead of jew chemicals.

>>519704033
Ben and Jerry's isn't all natural lol

>>519669619 (OP)
>Xanthan gum
btw this is completely fine it just sounds bad

>>519703787
I mean you could just buy some high quality ice cream occasionally, if something contains "heavy cream" its obviously supposed to be eaten rarely and in small portions.
Ist agood thing you can't fatten your children, I don't want to know what kids look like who grow up in a household that has a dedicated ice cream machine.

>>519693702

Blue bell is trash corn syrup ice cream for lower class people

Real ice cream has three ingredients: milk/cream, sugar, and egg yolk. The only other ingredients should be flavoring and mixins.

>>519669619 (OP)
>buys $3 tub of clearly labeled slop
>wonders why it's actually cheap slop
Jesus Christ, op. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>519673085
>>519684065

Which has nothing to do with whether it's good, morons. Might not want to point out that something is Jewish if it's actually good.

>>519704271
It takes you 5 hours to read a lablel?

>>519700437
bumping most important thread on /pol/
take back your food. reject slop. prove you can take back your cuntry!!!!

>>519689808
This is the way.

>>519705088
>he has to read 30-50 labels per trip
>they're all in german
heh

>>519700798
enjoy your lysteria

>>519705181
some haagen-daaz contain corn syrup and artificial shit, depends on the flavor. also the company was started by a jew who wanted to make a brand that sounded european. many such cases...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A4agen-Dazs#History

REJECT JEWISH ICE CREAM!!!

>>519690176
>You just know they add all kinds of bullshit to the American version
That is the American version, just a French label. Ours has the same ingredients, which is why it is one of the few brands I’ll buy.

>>519705460
i know this because i went on a haagen binge a few months ago. one of the flavors, pistachio, was bad and had corn syrup and seed oil. it also didn't taste good.

>haagen dasz pistachio Ingredients:
Cream, Lactose Reduced Skim Milk, Sugar, Skim Milk, Pistachios, Corn Syrup, Pistachio Paste, Egg Yolks, Safflower Oil, Salt.

>foam bowl
>plastic spoon
>goyslop made from gum and syrup
G R I M

>>519705727
Yes, there are some flavors full of shit. Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and I think some cherry one are all safe, then rum raisin is my guilty pleasure.

>>519669848
Fpwp

You’re actually a moron

>>519706210
You clearly don't deserve to be american