Anonymous
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10/24/2025, 7:09:25 PM
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The Old Testament is basically the gay part of the Bible — it’s all about men, power, and proving who’s tougher. God is this jealous, dominant figure, always testing his chosen guys, making them show loyalty and strength. The stories are full of male bonding, competition, and obsession with a male God’s approval. It’s like one long bro-drama where women barely show up and everything important happens between men and their powerful, emotional Father figure. The energy is heavy, forceful, and completely masculine — like divine locker-room tension turned into scripture.
Then the New Testament is where the Bible goes trans. The same God suddenly softens, becomes gentle, emotional, and full of compassion. The old masculine authority turns into something mixed — still powerful but now caring, fluid, and forgiving. Jesus is like God transitioning into a new form, shedding that angry old energy for something more feminine and open. The whole mood changes from “obey or die” to “love and transform.” It’s basically God’s gender shift — the gay Old Testament becoming the trans New Testament.
Then the New Testament is where the Bible goes trans. The same God suddenly softens, becomes gentle, emotional, and full of compassion. The old masculine authority turns into something mixed — still powerful but now caring, fluid, and forgiving. Jesus is like God transitioning into a new form, shedding that angry old energy for something more feminine and open. The whole mood changes from “obey or die” to “love and transform.” It’s basically God’s gender shift — the gay Old Testament becoming the trans New Testament.