Thread 519736934

How are you preparing?

I only order out anyway. Grocery store chuds will be in shambles.

>>519736934 (OP)
I'm starting to learn to grow my own shit. Just planted tomatoes

>>519736934 (OP)
I don't believe it's actually happening.
Anyone want to convince me?
>What are you going to do
I'm going to donate some stuff to the local foodbank. I like community support better that way without this faceless bs.

Tens of millions of single moms are going to be desperate and starving. Sucking cocks for food. What will your reaction to the Pussy Crash of 2025 be anon?

>>519737293
Potatoes are unironically a based emergency staple. Relatively easy and quick to grow. Calorie dense. Goes with a lot and can be made into a buncha different shit. Just don't forget spices and protein to go with it. Get some chickens or something.

>>519737300
I'm going to be outside the food bank in a pimp suit with bulk packages of potato chips in my car.

>>519737293
>Just planted tomatoes
It's almost November....

>>519736934 (OP)
I place my fate in God's hands. I will join my local Germanic tribe though.

>>519737530
Got any lines prepared?

>>519736934 (OP)
Typical covid playbook
I got the dines the beans the rice the pasta some cans of tomato sauce and mushroom sauce the tp and the waters
I’m good till 2026 at least

>>519737530
Here is some inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf4TEWr3rJg

>>519737543
What's wrong with planting them now? I can eat green tomatoes if i fry them

>>519737607
Hey, girl. You want some thanksgiving stuffing? Because I want to stuff my dick up your asshole.

>>519737805
You can't be this retarded

>>519736934 (OP)
Fuck You for mocking me and the other 42 million people who rely on our monthly free food allowances. I pray you need have to be dependence on the government for our food

>>519738022
Look lady. All this uppity aggressive female attitude will be over within the first 3 days and then you're going to have to be a nice girl.

>>519738022
We could talk about how the largest employer in the United States, Wal-Shart, cannot pay their workers enough so that they can eat and have a roof over their head.

https://x.com/Sir9230/status/1980715790513926445

People are planning to chimpout

>>519736934 (OP)
Down to my last box and a half of twinkies, not sure if I'm going to make it...

>>519737476
>seasoning your potatoes
YOU'RE BROWN!!!

>>519736934 (OP)
I've been driving around to all the local grocery stores and dropping off pallets of bricks, I'm helping, and I hope you're doing your part as well.

>>519739339
>"We are going to take groceries from people in the parking lot"

That very specific type of lawlessness will not be permitted within my vicinity.

>>519736934 (OP)
I have a thing called a job and use the pay to buy what I need. I know, shocking.

>>519736934 (OP)
I have no sympathy for people on welfare. They’re the epitome of consoomers, wastefully spending their money on clothes, restaurants, and entertainment and then pleading poverty when it all runs out. They know nothing about frugality. Time to cull the population.

>>519739775
Eating potatoes with no seasoning is like eating gritty playdough.

>>519736934 (OP)
The police will be busy again so I can go on my panty stealing heists and fap all weekend long.

>>519736934 (OP)
How do you kill a parasite?

>>519738022
You are a parasite. Parasites get exterminated.

This will be worse than 9000 summers of love 2020
Is it snowing there yet?

>>519742347
>Is it snowing there yet?
It's still 90's in the south (lmao) but it has been snowing in the north since a few weeks ago.

>>519736934 (OP)
Baltermore Maryland here. Don’t sugarcoat it anons, how bad will it get here?

Anyone know if Maryland will cover the payments on the first of the mumf like some other states?

>>519737874
... you know he is

Politicians are the niggers of society. They will strike a deal at the last minute so that Nothing Ever Happens continues forward as planned. Fuck you

>>519737293
It's fall retard