Thread 519814660

In the future, every sexual interaction will be routed through dating apps and social media, for women's safety.

built for large white penis

>>519814660 (OP)
Im gonna be honest here, id do it. I'd do it and id squeeze her tummy while doing it.

>>519814660 (OP)
gotta get that R down to 0.1

>>519814660 (OP)
Hey quick question, since this is a slide thread anyway, if I became instantly enamoured with a girl working at a retail store, would it be considered creepy to go back to that store next week at the same time in the hopes I see her again?

>>519815038
No, you have to go back and beat off in front of her to let her know you like her

>>519815038
Yes. You missed your shot because you were a pussy and she knows it. Never hesitate. Women like brave leaders not cowardly wimps.

>>519814660 (OP)
That woman owes me sex

>>519815038
Were you planning on raping her in the store?

>>519815038
Nope, i did something like that once, even managed to get the girl's number. Just don't be stupid about it.

>>519814660 (OP)
Perfection. Perfect for gripping.

>>519815038
you only live once nigger

>>519814660 (OP)
No they won't because just won't bother and it will be the end of civilization, kinda like right now.

>>519814866
That's the best part. Have to smack it first then grip. Drives them crazy while you're balls deep.

>>519814660 (OP)
Hurry up and release the epstein list. You can't run forever kike.

>>519815205
i'm jealous of huehue chauvinism

>>519814660 (OP)
>fat woman

>>519814660 (OP)

I CAN'T DENY IT I'M A ZUTTY RIDER YOU DON'T WANNA BUST WITH ME
GOT MUHAMMAD GAPED AF WITH ME
ZUTTING ALL NIGHT LONG YOU'LL SEE

>>519815368
>simping for obese chinlet dysgenic thots

>>519815103
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>>519815205
I guess I'll try it.

>>519814660 (OP)
Right now dating apps are 30% women and 15% of that is probably pajeet catfishing. In the future all the women will be jeet catfishes.

>>519815038
This is exactly how we used to pick up women before social media… Yes zoomie go back and you can tell by her body language/eyes if she’s interested and do some small talk and ask her if she would like to hangout sometime, the worst thing that can happen is she says no or she has a boyfriend…

>>519815368
jarvis, remove her bottom garment
>beer gut fully extends to her knees

>>519815038
Fucking go for it, you have nothing to lose. Be confident and take the No like a man and move on. It'll probably be No, but that margin of a percent that it could be Yes is always there. This is how you learn, it's cool.

>>519815726
fat women tend to have poor hygiene. they will either smell or have a stinky pussy, probably a stinky asshole too because they're too fat and lazy to wash their asshole out properly.

>>519815473
godspeed faggot

>>519814660 (OP)
It's interesting how we went from don't talk to strangers online to only meet strangers online

>>519815473
Good luck fren

>>519814660 (OP)
Honestly accelerate
Can't wait to laugh my ass off

>>519814660 (OP)
TUMMY

>>519815671
>worst thing that can happen is she says no or she has a boyfriend…
This is not true

the platoon of shitskins going Gaga over this fat slut is really an indictment of the boards decline in quality

>>519815038
It’s not creepy if you’re open and upfront.
Go in with some flowers with your phone number on a card. Tell her that you can’t stop thinking about her, and would she have dinner with you.
It’s a grand gesture and often works.

>>519815038
That’s how I got my first girlfriend, just kept going back when she was there. She definitely knew I was inexperienced because of it and took advantage though.

>>519814660 (OP)
this is b.s. because photoshop and botox afaik

>>519815038
No

>>519815038
Just walk in and give her your number dipshit. You have to at least be able to hold a conversation with her too, otherwise, you're never going to bury your penis

Oooooof

>>519815473
Make sure you wash your penis bro

>>519814660 (OP)
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>>519818216
Why are chubby tummies on girls so attractive I don't fucking get it

>>519815038
I don't know. I do know that twenty years ago, this is how you got a girlfriend though. Times have changed and I refuse to change with them. So should you. Good luck anon.

>>519815796
Well that is why you use them only for mouf service and titty fukin. :O (. v .) 8====D

>>519814660 (OP)
me want sexo long time

>>519820390
It’s the difference between a tummy and a belly.
A tummy looks like a baby bump. It screams fertility.
A belly screams “kill me”.

>>519814660 (OP)
smart contract blockchain dating?!

>>519819228
Okay don’t listen to this anon. His only important bit was to mention you had been thinking about her since the last time you came (to excuse your autism for not asking her out then)

The A.I. robots are here to replace you so Chad and Stacy do not have to interact with the lowest .....financial cast......

>>519814660 (OP)
Every sexual interaction will be routed through a fox.

>>519815038
No put a bby into that working poor girl, just be prepared for drama.