Thread 519825740

I want to form a German mafia and break da law. I wish Germans were more bullish like Russians and their mafia. I would to run a cyber crime empire. Germans are too law abiding though. I think I might be a subhuman and that's why I like crime and mafias.

>>519825740 (OP)
want*

>>519825740 (OP)
Germans don't have what it takes to break societal norms and programming.

Just go drink 2 instead of 1 beer and call it a day.

These German mafia things tend to get a lot worse than you might be assuming.
That's precisely why we usually don't do it.

>>519825840
Ancient Germanics were barbarians who defied Roman laws and stole and raided villages to survive much like browns and niggers do today. I wonder what changed?

>>519825953
Also Germans get extra hate because of World War II. Probably why they don't form mafias.

>>519825969

> Germans defied Romans
Germans called themselves continuation of Roman Empire and culture for the largest part of history. Germans viewing thesmelves as "Germanic barbarian" is a new invention. Romans did view them as niggers that's true but not because they were very good criminals but because of their nature and suitedness as menial labour slaves while having no education or cultural achievements.

Germans simply aren't suited for actual crime. Too little energy and vitality. Most of crimes committed in Germany are simply them not following their rules hard enough - not deliberately breaking them.

>>519826496
Have you heard of Prussia, by any chance? You crazy Swiss are the exception, with your Rütli oath.
As soon as Germans become determined all hell breaks loose, precisely because they will follow orders, no matter how crazy. Kaiser says Go, they Go.
Why do you think literally everybody has been hellbent on destroying Germany since forever?
Larping as Romans? Are you brown by chance? Because I find your historical knowledge lacking. Since when even is there a "Germany"? The world was lucky that for 2000 years before we were busy fighting each other.

>>519826809
You lost every single war that mattered in the past 100 years. lmfao
Germans are the worst soldiers in modern history.

>>519826885
You kinda have to account for the forces arrayed. The only reason you have a big mouth is because we graciously spared you. We are not Austria.
And more accurately: Germans have lost every war they ever fought. 3000 of them.
How many wars have you fought, pussy?
And somehow we're still here.
You may also want to look at the map of the HRE, to put the Roman thing into context - not that it actually stopped the infighting.

I decided to ask AI to see how accurate my estimate is:
>It is impossible to give a single number for the many wars Germanic tribes and German states have been involved in, as this would be a vast and incomplete list.
So it wasn't accurate at all. The number is closer to infinite than it is to 3000.

>>519825740 (OP)
They lose their minds when things are not alles in ordnung.

death to nazis, death to criminals

>>519827819
>he doesn't have Senfeuter
Are you even human?

>>519827279
Königreich Sicilien was superior to HRE proper during this period
And I will die on this hill

>>519828247
But this is mainly because Frederick II had total control over it and was able to actually get shit done

>>519825740 (OP)
White people don't break the law.

>>519825740 (OP)
I know people from Italy and they hate the mafia. I think you have a Hollywood image of them. Irl, they terrorize the community they live in like parasites.
Think of niggers, but more organized.

>>519828247
Aren't they basically jews? But I have to admit my knowledge of Sicily is superficial at best.
Definitely one of the most cursed places, possibly more cursed than Germany.
At least Germany has mostly Germans. Sicily is more like... best not to contemplate it. No other island compares. Napoleon and the entire world was lucky he wasn't Sicilian but merely Corsican, otherwise we'd have had a Count of Monte Christo scenario on our hands.

I'll try to come by again later for more weird German humor.

>>519828564
Doesn’t matter, it was the best European state in that period and they had top tier nobles that provided significant manpower for the first crusade

>>519825740 (OP)
sounds like a terrible idea...im in!

>>519825740 (OP)
>*gets assraped by the U.S. Marshals*
Anon, the only reason why Mafias exist in the U.S. right now is because they do the dirty work of the politicians and kikes at a fair price. If you don't serve those two, you will get assraped by the federal police by next day.
>inb4 but what about the cartels
I won't say much, but they do it too albeit more pricier. Even Venezuelan gangs work for local politicians in towns where they operate. If not, they get assraped by the state's national guard or ICE.