Thread 520178554

I can't remember another president or vice president in my lifetime that, adjusted for age, looks like more of a pussy. Even Joe Biden and Dick Cheney look like they'd roll up their sleeves and throw a punch when they were in their 30s or 40s.

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>>520178554 (OP)
Can't take doughboy seriously

>>520178602
This isn't a vance face meme thread, this is just acknowledging that our vice president is the least intimidating guy that's been in the White House. Many presidents and vice presidents get a pass because they're old and age carries connotations. Vance just seems impotent.

CENTURIES of dysgenic anti-selection in this face/body. Every stereotype of American rural ugliness that even Olympic can't begin to fix. He's like the money in Planet of the Apes that got the brain strum, he has the mental capacity of a coastal elite but still trapped in the body of a backwoods hick. There's something especially alien and sickening about that.

>>520178725
Yeah but he's ugly

>>520178755
*that even Ozympic fuckjng google

>>520178554 (OP)
He looks based and is a former Marine, kys

>>520178554 (OP)
Bush's VP looked like someone who got wedgies at school every day.

>>520178554 (OP)
He needs to get on test now if he expects to break this image problem. Honestly, he's undisciplined intellectually and has had a few goofy moments either stepping on Trump's message or making an ass out of himself like when he got angry at that Ukrainian midget in the oval office or laughed loudly after Trump did a boss ending move, "because they don't want to fuck with us"
... that should've been met with hard ass silence, just like the bosses doing, not some fucking hillbilly doing a Goofy laugh, yuk yuk yuk, in the background.

>>520178819
Later in the campaign, he started adding gray streaks to his hair to make him look older.

isn't he a former marine?

>>520178819
I forgot about Quayle, what a fucking dweeb. Amazing that he was VP under HW and he's still younger than Trump.

>>520178901
He was a public affairs officer i.e. a propagandist.

>>520178554 (OP)
> even dick cheney

even? he’s the baddest mf of all

None of them can match Hillary Clinton's VP on the 2016 ticket. WTF was she thinking?

>>520178554 (OP)
Then again...
Kamala Harris
Tim Walz

Etc

So really you're wrong.
But he still needs to step it up.
Niggers hate hillbilly like you wouldn't believe. I mean Easy Coast niggers with degrees. Holy. Fucking. Shit. You've never seen someone be more classist and racist than a Black Cunt like Joy Reid talking about poor White people, esp HD Vance.

he allegedly fucked a couch and i think that is based and relatable

>>520178901
Vance was a camera man in a marine uniform

>>520179039
They didn't get elected though, and I think image plays a large part in elections.

>>520178807
>former Marine
you mean he walked around taking photos?

>>520179039
Tim Walz has countless times more political clout than this crossdressing closet faggot.

>>520178554 (OP)
Aw fug just remembered: lol
The most pussy of them all:

/pol/ is chud territory and you are basically implying vance is chud supreme, i don't think this campaign of insulting his appearance and mannerisms as being awkward is going to get the results you want here.

>>520178725
Dude was a navy seal sniper you pussy

Nevermind I'm dumb. Age adjusted and has to be elected. Hm. Al Gore want a manly guy? George W Bush Sr wasn't really manly either. That's about as far back as I can go

>>520178554 (OP)
>I can't remember another president or vice president in my lifetime that, adjusted for age, looks like more of a pussy.

You don't remember Obama?

>>520179039
Tim Walz was a high school football coach. I doubt he's that much of a pussy.

>>520179323
Obama wasnt even woke enough to get a neo-vagina on his neck

See, I always tell you that among nominally white Americans, phenotypes exist that look absolutely foreign to Europeans. Vance is a great example of that: He looks typically American "white", but there is no country in Europe where he could pass as native.

Maybe he could pass is russia, a country that is similarily mutted up.