Anonymous
(ID: TXCbM0eS)
10/31/2025, 6:23:45 AM
No.520242660
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>>520242773
>>520242958
Don't masturbate or you won't get a job, ever
Anonymous
(ID: R5oGv8PR)
10/31/2025, 6:28:07 AM
No.520242829
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>>520242589 (OP)
Why would I? The world is alive with excitement. Plenty of shitskins to play laser tag with when the rahowa kicks off :)
Anonymous
(ID: BEYYmxRv)
10/31/2025, 6:30:19 AM
No.520242911
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>>520243077
>>520242589 (OP)
I used to be suicidal back when I was an emo teenager. Two decades later and now every day I regret not doing it.
Anonymous
(ID: is9G8NE5)
10/31/2025, 6:31:37 AM
No.520242958
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>>520243024
>>520243076
>>520242660
I have a full time job jerking off in front of a webcam.
Anonymous
(ID: TXCbM0eS)
10/31/2025, 6:33:11 AM
No.520243024
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>>520242958
Your Cumemployment benefits card is the mail
Anonymous
(ID: MosBphu9)
10/31/2025, 6:34:44 AM
No.520243077
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>>520242911
I'll be 48 in two weeks and I feel the same way.
Anonymous
(ID: eDTkYdkc)
10/31/2025, 6:57:12 AM
No.520243925
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>*laugh track*
>"Sheldor I sad because girl left with gigachad I will unalive myself"
>*laugh track*
>"Lenis if you want to unalive yourself please do it somewhere else the decomposing body is very unsanitary"
>*laugh track + cheers*
>"Sheldor pls ask gork how to unalive myself"
>*laugh track*
>"Ok Lenis"
>*somewhat muffled laugh track*
>"Gork said you can unalive self by sticking dick in a power outlet"
>"Thank you Sheldor"
>*laugh track*
>*laugh track continues as Lenis kneels in front of outlet*
>*a POP sound can faintly be heard over the sound of laugh track*
>"Sheldor what happen am dead?"
>"No Lenis I install GFCI outlets everywhere for safety"
>*laugh track*
>"But Sheldor why you tell me to unalive with outlet if doesn't work?"
>*laugh track so loud the audio is clipping*
>"Bazinger"
>*sound of loud cheering overlaid with audio of collapsing buildings on 9/11*
