Anonymous
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10/31/2025, 9:15:57 PM
No.520286139
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>>520286918
>>520287817
>>520288391
>>520288632
>>520289462
>>520290164
>>520290383
10/31/2025, 9:15:57 PM
No.520286139
[Report]
>>520286918
>>520287817
>>520288391
>>520288632
>>520289462
>>520290164
>>520290383
>Decided, as a special Halloween treat, to order myself a kebab from the local takeaway
>Wanted to feel Halloweeny
>Nobody trick or treats here
>grabbed a bunch of Maltesers from a large bag and pour them into my pocket and Mars bar sweets from my personal stash
>waited for delivery guy to arrive
>answered the door
>he's a jeet obviously
>take the food and pay him
>grab his arm as he turns to leave
>"h--ahh-aa why don't you say trick or treaaat?"
>he turns and looks really confused
>"tr--ick or treat haha it is Halloween!"
>he just says "yes it is boss"
>"I=== I have to give you your treat!"
>reach into my pocket and pull out some Maltesers that have started to melt plus a mars bar
>force him to take them
>as I hand him the Maltesers smile and say "the l-lighter way to enjoy deliveries"
>drop some on the floor
>bend to pick them up
>he is getting into his car when I finish collecting them
>get upset, chase his car and throw some maltesers at him
>pretty sure he noticed
well.. can't shop there again, fucking brilliant, fuck Halloween
>Wanted to feel Halloweeny
>Nobody trick or treats here
>grabbed a bunch of Maltesers from a large bag and pour them into my pocket and Mars bar sweets from my personal stash
>waited for delivery guy to arrive
>answered the door
>he's a jeet obviously
>take the food and pay him
>grab his arm as he turns to leave
>"h--ahh-aa why don't you say trick or treaaat?"
>he turns and looks really confused
>"tr--ick or treat haha it is Halloween!"
>he just says "yes it is boss"
>"I=== I have to give you your treat!"
>reach into my pocket and pull out some Maltesers that have started to melt plus a mars bar
>force him to take them
>as I hand him the Maltesers smile and say "the l-lighter way to enjoy deliveries"
>drop some on the floor
>bend to pick them up
>he is getting into his car when I finish collecting them
>get upset, chase his car and throw some maltesers at him
>pretty sure he noticed
well.. can't shop there again, fucking brilliant, fuck Halloween
