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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?

tyb and good evening anons

>>520300847 (OP)
ty baker

>>520300847 (OP)
Thank you baker
>N

>dans back in the studio
unfortunate

I had my doubts about Rizzo not being a fag but that picture ...

>>520301226
>that picture ...

>>520301271
Thank you for posting it
I guess ...

Good evening gentlemen, and Happy Halloween!

***DING DONG***

TRICK HER TREAT

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

>>520300935
He’s a changed man after seeing niggers in person two weeks ago.

>>520302700
we all wish ... in vain

I wonder what kind of Halloween costume Jill falcon wears? I bet it's something sexy that shows off her big delicious booty

hope we get some good halloween content

>>520302934
how about Seremity?
Is she forgotten?

>>520302628
he's in federal prison

>>520303099
Eh, I was never a serenity kind of guy

>>520303210
>>520303269

Morning frens, happy Halloween.
Have we got a proper episode today? Last weeks reruns pissed me off.

Smoke show is back in the studio?

>>520303585
Yeah, new episodes this weekend.

90% DUIs tonight you think?

TYB. I was disappointed last week that we weren't live.

>>520303738
Neat, then I'll be back when it starts.

>>520303762
>dos cervezas throughout the night

>>520303105
No fucking way?!

morning gents

>>520303924
I remember him having an exquisite schizo van and some people calling the restaurant owner a racist for calling the cops on him
>good times

Any working links?

>threatening shoppers
black

Anyone got one of those links to plug into VLC?

>>520304257
tv app to reelz

>>520303099
She’s hot. Serenity gave me jungle fever.

It’s Halloween bros…. Will Dan show niggers looting tomorrow?

Carly Carter having a bad hair day

>>520304295
>drunk white dude
lol well they showed me

>>520304139
>>520303924
I was hoping we would see him again some night. One of my favorites.

Putting on yotsuba fuck these skeletons

beeeeeeeep

Hey anons, check out who showed up to Louisiana Parole Board on Thursday to support his friend.

>>520304439
soulless!

>>520304472
just keep retrying. it happened to me too.

>>520304472
It does that. Keep refreshing and trying again.

week 121 of this thread being posted but nobody ever says how it is possible to view it

lol fuck all of you seriously

dan could immediately make his show 10x better if he'd just drop the 1khz beep

>>520304496
hang yourself

>>520304472
Sign up for peacock with commercials and watch a comfy live stream for free

>>520304472

Keep trying, you'll get it after a while

thanks dan for reminding us of the non-english speaker going 112 mpg and getting let go with a warning

>>520304535
That's not very nice

>>520304519
People post how to watch it all the time you fucking retard.

>>520304519
thetvapp dot to Then search Reelz.

>>520304564
rope yourself you worthless retard

>>520304519
>>520304518
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?

dan loses a year of his life every time someone says "is this Live PD on air" and not on patrol live

>>520304576
>>520304590
HANG YOURSELF

That chick is pure sexo.

holy cute

Carly carr hair duo reminds me of Family Matters

Niggers are maximum tonight on Halloween :)

muh tv app muh just wait 60 minutes til loads in 240p muh tv app no don't use shrimp's HD stream that loads instanttly
kys

Happy Halloween faggots

>>520304650
>>520304678
We call her detective smoke show

>>520304590
Search where?????

thetvapp dott to

that part i get but there isnt a search function

>>520304706
240p is better than hanging out with you

FOR ANY RETARDS ASKING FOR A STREAM - IGNORE THE WORTHLESS COCKSUCKERS SAYING "TVSHITAPP"
JUST GO TO PICREL

>>520304752
SEE >>520304765

>>520304764
cope

>>520304706
kill yourself vpnigger
no one is gonna go on your malware website.

>>520304765
>filtered

>>520304800
kill yourself you worhtless cocksucking faggot retard

>>520304800
hang yourself

Did he say "Mercury Markee?"

>>520304789
>cope
lol

https://fl1.moveonjoy.com/REELZ/index.m3u8

FUCK SHRIMPS

>>520304800
>malware
>literally an open source self hosted streaming platform
Kek
I hope you kill yourself

>>520304890
that's a Mercury Marquee?
basically the same as a Crown Victoria

>>520304974
>malware link
hang yourself

Those two are on their way to ride BBC for sure

>nope
Rizzo is one of us

yikes

Is this a costume or just everyday appearance?

>>520305000
>>520305016
You’re really resorting to samefagging now lol

>>520305012

"Panther" platform

Same cars basically

Tranny???

Sad.

that's not a halloween costume btw

>>520305064
Proof?

>>520305052
>her

he?

>>520305012

It was his pronunciation of Marquis that got me. He said Markey as in Marky-Mark.

>>520305000
Nigger you are all over 4chan… you post your faggotry all over every live on /pol/ and /sp/ you are the most nigger faggot on 4chan and probably post your gay movie nights on /lgbt/

Must be nice being a tranny, you don't even need a halloween costume

That guy dressing up like a fag is redundant

I was wondering why everybody they stopped were wearing costumes. Then I remembered it's live.

>>520305180
pidgin english aka ebonics strikes again

Rizzo probably feels absolutely no attraction to officer baddie sitting next to him

her badge is pink
jfc

>murder suspect
Mike myers or jason vorhees?

>doesn't have his blues and twos on
>is surprised people don't move for him

>>520305327
Breast cancer awareness
Raises a fortune every year and solves nothing

>>520305417
won't someone think of my ballz cancer

>niggerz smell
>the ad

>>520305444
checked, and rip to your boys

This cop looks like the booty bandit

>>520305417

Cancer is bad and should be combated but it’s crazy that the number one killer in the US, hear disease, isn’t mentioned more

>>520305037
>yikes

Soon as I saw the nails I knew it wasn’t the killer

hahahahahaha
fat old nigger

She's clearly getting like $5k from SNAP every month

Have I missed anything good in the first 25 minutes? I was eating at the Waffle House.

>>520305728
Wow
what a hot bahahahbat

>>520305615
the booty warrior, it's true

>>520305738
SNAP should end and anyone who cannot survive without it should die

Halloween Bingo

Is this the cop that let the illegal beaner with no license driving 120mph go with a warning?

>>520305738
i wonder if tomorrow know will be all shoplifting calls

>>520305639
We all have bad hearts and now that I’m almost 40 years old I reminisce on when I was younger and I think about how I’m going die possibly day any day

>>520305728
Best halloween costume of the night so far

Unethical retarded life hack: Always carry a set of dummy keys to throw out the window for when the cops tell you to throw the keys out the window.

>>520305757
Nice, Do they have blueberry waffles?

what is this costume

What the fuck is that nigaboo saying?
>Ah we da wuz da weez wah bah kakalllalala

>>520305823
What good is that going to do to you?

>>520305823
never leave home without them. they come in handy for situations you can't even begin to imagine.

>>520305906
Et look like da NBA Yungboi vest.

>>520305914
Nah wha I'm sayin'

>>520305934
get shot by police
I said it was retarded.

i had exactly zero trick r treaters
expected as much, didn't bother getting "candy"

>>520305967
>mah keedz

What is a 'home girl'?

>>520305893
The have blueberry, pecan, peanut butter chip, and chocolate chip. I usually just get a plain one though.

>>520306015
Same. My neighborhood is dead. They’ve succeeded in destroying white societies.

she goes hungry starting at midnight

>>520305808

I too am almost 40. I have to keep an eye on my heart as a result of medication I received in my teens. I’ve been a runner my whole life but didn’t have any issues until I had the COVID shot. I’m not kidding.

>>520305823
Doesn’t work…. Always take the keys out of the ignition. I was in a shady motel and the cops surrounded me and told me to roll my windows up, but I knew if you put the keys in the ignition then they can charge you with a DWI and I told them no thanks because they were keeping the neighborhood safe and they were mad as fuck that I didn’t put the keys in the ignition

Does she have a neckbeard or is that a trick of the light?

Cranberry spirit is so fucking good.

>>520305786
>SNAP should end and anyone who cannot survive without it should die
as long as billionaires can cheat the system, lower income will and absolutely should too
only cheaters win in America

>>520306139
It's just loose skin

>>520306139
I was thinking the same thing ...

>>have you ever been locked up before?
>sheeeit i just got out

>>520306115
I safely walked into my motel room with 10 cops surrounding me in Greenville South Carolina who were wanting to arrest me

>>520306078
I had about a dozen trick-or-treaters. I gave each of them multiple full sized candy bars. I live in a white neighborhood in a majority black city. When I lived across town in a more mixed neighborhood, there would be hundreds of kids and I'd run out of candy every year. White kids are too chicken-shit to knock on doors, or their parents are taking them to lame ass truck-or-treat events instead.

>>520306139
Wrinkley loose skin

>>520306182
>>520306193
Abo women often have beards.

>>520306182
that skin is either REALLY flaky OR she got a beard

>>520306078
>Same. My neighborhood is dead. They’ve succeeded in destroying white societies.
true...shit sucks around here
and i can only imagine it'd cost $200 to buy a few bags of candy
richfags gutted this shithole

>>520306181
its hard to argue that
touche
i guess its upside to me is as a nigger pest control method

>>520306072
I live in the south so those are easy to find. I just never been in the mood for breakfast food when I was out.

This black cop has a swastika tattoo. He’s okay in my book.

>>520306303
They make a pretty good patty melt too. I like mine with Waffle House Sauce.

>>520306115
lol

what drones will all these cops use now DJI is banned from the US

>food grade lubricants
they mean cum right

>>520306439
I’m sure there’s some shitty Korean company. DJI makes the best drones the ban is retarded.

>try our underwear and send it back if you don’t like it!

I’m sure the return address is a dumpster.

Sup niggers!?

schizo alert

>>520306439
Never underestimate chinks being chinks

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/dji-reportedly-rebrands-outsmart-american-ban-selling-same-tech-under-different-names-1749366

This guy posts here and he’s right. War is coming to American soil.

based schizo

This dude beard and hair connects from the neck.

dudes going to talk himself into public intox

>>520306693
Howdy nigger…. That picture isn’t a flex it looks disgusting

Definitely a perfectly sane person

>>520306293
true, but it's a toss up who hurts society more
niggers largely take out themselves, while billionaires gut the country and pass on their plague, like vampires

>>520306139
Banger of a song. It's about the bass player's encounter with a pros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0frdbc1v2dA

>>520306430
I wish I went to Waffle House.

>>520306740
I think he's just a capeshit enthusiast.

Dan should invite him for the next show

>>520306734
>Never underestimate chinks being chinks
never underestimate US legislators retardedness too I guess

>corrupt nigger wants a free coke

Comics are for commie faggots to self insert themselves into their own power fantasy

>>520306766
It’s delicious goyslop you gorilla nigger

>>520306794
is that Fleet InnaWoods MacNeely?

>>520304801
you're the stupidest piece of shit and you need to die along with your dogshit "streaming" site

Wrong holiday, Santa.

BTW, you all will be happy to know my ban for "racism" is over. I'm not a racist nor do I post racist shit. Some beta anon accused me of being ESL etc. so I replied "Whiter than you" - how is that racist? I'm not saying BIPOC is bad in any way.

>open door
>unchecked, barely intelligible, stream of consciousness speech

I’d go insane being a cop.

>>520306923
Rope yourself
>>520306885
Looks like longhorn parmesan chicken with pasta

>>520306946
I got banned for calling someone a nigger. Then almost every day for a month for calling anons Jeet subhumans on /v/

>>520307064
Pesto Parmesan chicken Alfredo

>>520307030
I used to want to be a cop. I was in the process of applying for an academy.

Thank God I didn’t go through with it. You have to be a retard to be a cop now.

>>520306946
Congratulations on your first experience of insulting a janny

>>520306946
Which board was this? I got banned from /tv/ once for saying "well, at least they're not niggers".

>>520306923
go to picrel

>>520307157
Cool… did you cook it for your husband?

>>520307240
No faggot I bought it with my excess shekels

>>520307173

I thought (and still think) about it when I see the promised salaries and signing bonuses which are well above the national average given col and desperation here but I’d be an atrocious cop.

>>520307201
/sp/. There are many beta libs in there.

>>520307198
is that what it was, a POC jannie? i meant no offense to anyone but the anon talking shit to me.

>>520307173
yeah policing white america
versus todays america would just be ridiculous

>>520307240
It definitely looks like wifeslop.

>>520307357
It’s not worth it. You will end up shooting a nigger Who deserves it but you will end up in prison for life. Become a non jeet trucker chad instead

>>520307396

Painfully ashamed guyslop consumer here.

Been watching classic Halloween movies all month. Most have tits and even better, natural ones. Monica Keena is short with a massive chest but alas she never showed em.

muh tvapp is the biggest piece of shit ever made
shrimp just works

>>520307396
It’s definitely wife slop but from a restaurant

>>520307357
Being a cop before body cams and cell phones was probably the best fucking job in the world

>>520307492
Kys jeet

>>520307492
imagine bein a desperate shrimp. sad.

tyrone is talking himself into cuffs

>>520307562
>>520307574
SAAAAAAAAAR JOIN MY TVAPP SAAAAAAAAAAAR!
kys jeet

Typical nigger. Wants to get checked out by EMS and then gets mad with them.

>>520307462

These days I find vanilla nude scenes in movies a hundred times hotter than porn. I don’t know what it is about porn, especially modern porn, but it’s just gross. I like the old soft core stuff.

>>520307462
Horror movies, action movies and comedy movies all died in 1999…. I remember begging my mom to let me rent terminator 2, the big Lebowski and scream in 1997

>>520307396
omg the foidslop is exactly what my sis in law feeds her kids

>>520307535
That's probably the less costly way to acquire wifeslop.

>>520307462
Me and the wife just watched the original Scream. Never seen it before. Surprisingly funny and clever movie

This black and white friend combo is the healing America needs.

>>520307671
I recently watched smokey and the bandit and ... they don't write dialogs like they used to

>>520307621
women aren't really feminine anymore. they're masculine or slutty or sporty. how many dresses do you see on young women unless they're the slutty type?

>>520307633
with very few exceptions, yes.

>>520307673
that was a coca-cola ad

>>520302628
NyeCountyAutist, in the hizzzzzzzzy!!!
Hope you're having a good night brah and a happy Halloween.

>>520307669
Yup. Did not require a divorce or alimony payments

>>520307671
>I’m leaking
Skeet ulrich

>>520307741
nobody makes a possum's pecker of sheriff burford t justice

So what Dan is saying had he not gone on an impromptu break, we would've seen this chase live?

>>520307741
Can't go wrong with Burt. Check out Hooper and Sharky's Machine.

lol this guy is a pro at driving in atlanta traffic

>>520307848
that was unscripted (Jackie Gleason is in a league of his own) I was talking about the whole movie

hes surrounded by cars and they're pitting him
wtf

>>520307850
Dan really has not much control over the ad breaks

>>520307938
This is the way it works in the south

That cop was a great driver.

Kek, he's giving him the George Floyd move

i thought knee holds were illegal?

Rag dolling that nigger lmao

Cars sure are pretty safe these days, crashed at fairly high speed and looks like he's completely fine

>>520308018
>>520308020
It’s literally an approved police tactic unless you’re White.

I can't sneed

>>520307938
Atlanta is a magical place full of niggers… I lived in Atlanta for 5 years and the aboriginal people have nothing on Atlanta niggers

so thats ~$300k in written off vehicles to get him
damn

What did the cop say he was experiencing? Something -itis?

>>520307938

Uh, have you ever seen Arkansas state police footage? They’ll pit doing 100+ in heavy traffic

>>520308187
some
it is my fav state

ps. wheres drawanon

>>520308147
There's no way there was $300k worth of vehicles hit, more like $30k

>>520308160
listened to it 5 times, think it was perp-itis

>>520308237
the average new car price in the us is $50k
hit 4 vehicles plus the merc

>>520308238
Thanks, anon. Pretty decent chase.

Does Hims do anything besides weight loss pills, hair loss pills, and boner pills?

FYI, in case you didnt know, SNAP is uncanceled in court today.

I believe the powers that be didnt want the optics of what was being threatened by the African American community if SNAP were shut off.

>>520307581
i knew it

>>520308287
I doubt any of the cars involved were new, probably 15k per car at best

>>520308238
Nice. Thanks webm anon.

>>520308342
they silently add SSRIs to the penis pills
im not joking

>>520308342
they are launching testosterone pills soon

>>520308342
I told some anon never short a company selling penis pills and him’s went 100x

>>520308373
so this is all speculation
i did include the ~ symbol for a reason

>>520308342
Yes, they offer penis shrinking pills but you only get those ads if you're not small "down there"

>>520308287
The average age of cars on American streets is 12 years

>>520308362
How do they uncancel it if there's no funding for it?

>>520308482
I WAS JUST FUCKING GUESSING
I SEE EVERYONES POINTS

stream?

>>520308342
Can't you get all that at the gas station?

>>520308497
They are making the government drain an emergency fund that is meant for hurricanes etc

>>520308517
I’m going to smack you silly you dumb cunt

>>520308518
https://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/

>>520308424

Has anyone here actually taken dick pills? I’ve never really had a need but I hear a lot of guys, many much younger than I, taking this shit. Which seems odd

>>520308392
>>520308422
>>520308439
I have popped a generic Viagra and it’s honestly amazing how horny generic Viagra makes you and your dick is hard for like 5 hours

>>520308564
I have a bunch of blue chews upstairs. It works. The side effects are funny though, my nose feels like it’s getting hard too and sometimes there is a blue vision side effect.

>>520308554
garbage

>>520308531
Not the etc fund!

>>520308552
relax a little
its good for you

>>520308605
picrel

>>520308581
I'm fucking old and have issues. Is it like constantly hard or is it more like when you want it to be hard like normal life?

>>520308526

Ii know you can get some rather suspect aphrodisiacs. They’ll usually next to the zippos and usb cables.

>>520308630
Yeah you still need to be horny. You can go to the store or a public school without getting arrested for having an erectiok

>>520308564
See >>520308564
I’m not kidding when you take a Viagra or generic it will make your dick hard for hours

>>520308629
that worked
fuck that tvjeet "stream"

>>520304472
I refreshed a couple of times and it came on...

2 passport shrimp faggot should have 25 million on his head fuck maduro

>>520308685

I haven’t had sex in five years. I doubt I will again but maybe I’ll try some if it happens,txapr

>>520308564
See >>520308581

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>520308680
That sounds good. I miss when I was a teen, I was a heat seeking dick-missile

>>520308713
I thought this was a reply to the dick pill conversation.

>>520308741
saaar join my 240p tvjeet stream saaaar remember to buy saaar

No ebonics recording?

>>520308777
Checked. I’m 35 but I ruined my dick from gooning on meth for 24 hours so it makes it work properly again.

>>520308793
surely any day now
they've got the spics covered so it makes sense
hindi too soon i bet

all 1PBTIDs who ask for a stream are shrimp.

>>520308839
>Ayo, it's duh po-lease. If y'all don't come out, cujo gonna bite yo ass up

>>520308877
im retarded
i forgot
no good deed

>>520308819
I have a much younger girlfriend I'm going to be meeting that has said she wants to "destroy my dick" and I don't know if I can give her what she wants

>>520308902
>im retarded
Do you have a wrangler? I've been working towards that.

>>520308949
>catfished by a tranny

>>520308949
When I signed up for blue chew it took like 5 minutes and the dick pills were ordered. They didn’t even make me do a video call with an NP like they’re supposed to.

>>520306100
Poor midnight

>>520308949
Dude I had a girlfriend when I was 30 and she told me she’d wanted to suck the soul out of my dick and she did…. I also popped a Viagra before she got on top of me and she rode my cock for 45 minutes and she squirted on me 2 times

>>520309116
>she squirted on me
based golden shower enjoyer

faggot telling the cops that
don't talk to cops, dudes fucked

Muh keeds

>>520308978
i am contemplating NDIS fraud yes

>>520309216
Based not knower…. When a woman squirts on you it’s like water pouring on top of your dick and your balls

>>520309216
Lol I called a woman on that shit one time. She was like oh you’re going to make me squirt and then she just pissed on me thinking I somehow would not notice. Like bitch it’s dribbling out. I guess dumb women think that we all want to see them ruin our sheets and mattress

>>520309296
Based. I hope you get someone to cut up your pancakes for you.

new bread >>520309423
>>520309423

wtf i love zog now

>>520309216

I don’t know why this is debated so much. If a woman squirts, it’s not pee. If it’s pee, it has the UNMISTAKEABLE smell of pee.

>>520309487
You’ve never had a woman squirt on your dick

>>520306693
>>520306766
Lol gonna wash that down with some bullets?
Make sure to livestream 4 us, m8

Lol this cop is wheezing.

>>520307396
deenz on toast is insanely good, but get that banana nigger feed the fuck off that plate
legit puke worthy combo

>>520307633
>Horror movies, action movies and comedy movies all died in 1999
i have a lot of 70s-80s low budget horrow
probably the best American movies made since then
fun, and doesn't take itself seriously and fit girls with great tits

>>520307938
>pitting him
there was a sweet pit maneuver the other day put on stateboiz by GSP

https://youtu.be/oJlpW13xNu8?t=372